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Coffee and being dead inside! / The Cell Phone Jail and World’s Smallest Blower!

January 20, 2020

I showered and did laundry today, also needing to buy laundry tokens (September 25, 2019) from Hester. I also finally got her to get the handyman here today or tomorrow, although she claimed not to remember my showing her the phone photo of my bathroom wall. She also thought I was talking about a bathroom […]

Doughnuts and Dragons! / Fire-breathing destroying dragon! / Blue dragon clouds

January 16, 2020

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY 2020! The Canucks played Arizona tonight at 7, and won 3-1 thanks to Tanner Pearson’s 100th goal being an empty-netter! From Melissa and Threadless: Doughnuts and Dragons instead of Dungeons and Dragons! Red dragon surrounded by doughnuts! From Julie: You deserve forehead kisses, someone who adores the fuck out of […]

Mr. Noodles! / Penguin and snow socks! / Forty Fort and Ransom, Pennsylvania?!

January 14, 2020

Harmony and I cancelled Nephew Time because of the snowy weather warning today. COFFEE TIME after I went out briefly to London Drugs in the freezing weather and extremely light snow to get Mr. Noodles beef / chicken / spicy chicken packs! The Canucks played Winnipeg today at 5, and lost 4-0 including an empty-netter… […]

My first Reddit silver! / Daffy Duck vest: YES! I AM TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

January 9, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I showered and did laundry today, like the red dragon hoodie with white flecks from Steph’s laundry detergent OR leaving it in the washing machine for days, AND Jon’s socks which Harmony loaned me – the hoodie now looks awesome again, thanks to white vinegar! I called Chrystal at work at 3:15, and […]

Unicorns farting as a coloring book, poop emoji alien tattoo, ROYAL FLUSH GAME

January 7, 2020

I showered today. From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT’S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT’S “PASS GAS DAY” TODAY ON JANUARY 7! From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! “It’s a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it […]

Happy Blue Year / Dilbert human intelligence / Quandae Shanoah Stewart / ONTARIO

January 1, 2020

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2020, EVERYONE! NEW YEAR, NEW DECADE! FINALLY HOME AFTER A FLIGHT! I left the house with Steph after thumping my suitcase up the stairs from the guestroom, hugged the kids, and Steph noticed Havarti was sad because she knows what a suitcase means. We drove 45 minutes to the airport; why […]

A giant sack of SHIT! / NewYearsPrep FlamHam! / 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!

December 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Amazon: A giant sack of shit contains realistic human and dog poops! After Christmas, I am now NewYearsPrep FlamHam in Shiwa’s Discord server! My 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!

Fake meaningful POUTINE tattoo! / Fertility, Pennsylvania?! / Noodle, Texas?!

December 24, 2019

It is Christmas Eve today! From Julie: Wanting a small tattoo that has lots of meaning to you. LIVE? No, let’s get a fake tattoo of POUTINE and a heart, obviously written on yourself with marker! There’s a town called NOODLE, Texas?! Julie M. lives near a town called Fertility, Pennsylvania?!

ATTIE! A HUG! YUMMY! Snowflakes! Hot flashes! / Santa! / Water hitting a spoon!

December 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:50 on a 401 to help with the kids. I would have taken the earlier 401, but someone took FIVE MINUTES to maneuver a wheelchair into that bus! I don’t expect people to be extremely fast when it comes to that, but I always appreciate the actual wheelchair […]

My evil siblings hijacked my Facebook in 2011 – YIKES! / Miraynda Salinas?!

December 5, 2019

I went to do the dishes in February 2011 at a family dinner, and came back to this on my Facebook timeline. Thanks, evil siblings! From Youtube: Miraynda Salinas?! BAD SPELLING OF MIRANDA!