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Mistaking kindness for weakness, unsolved murder article, Billie’s 2011 birthday

March 23, 2020

Eric M. says he has a spare 500-watt power supply if needed – PHEW! However, that doesn’t explain the keyboard and mouse freezing! From James: This purple dinosaur (Barney?) is mistaking this rhinoceros’s kindness for weakness. From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: I’m going to cut out a bunch of newspaper […]

Bad and Unique Names Galore 13 / WARNING! FART ZONE! / Farting screaming unicorn

March 22, 2020

Bad and Unique Baby Names 13! Turns out the hospital is closed – there goes a good place! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, “I don’t fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it’s a […]

Moscow and Drinker, Pennsylvania?! / Jacoba, Rendy, and Karah Albers?! WHAT?!

March 20, 2020

I discovered redrum AGAIN this morning – I THOUGHT I TOOK CARE OF THIS TWO WEEKS AGO! Good thing I didn’t bleed onto the bed! Called Shoppers to see if they had a toilet paper shipment, and left right after I got a YES answer at 9:10 on a 401. I remembered the brand new […]

Wind Gap, Nazareth, Ackermanville?! Bands, Bible, Jason, Nicki, and Jennifer!

March 18, 2020

Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map at a Pennsylvania visitor centre: Wind Gap, Nazareth, and Ackermanville are all in Pennsylvania?! Just reminds me of the Bible, the band, and Jason / Nicki / Jen Ackerman!

French Woods, Lordville, Stalker, Lookout, Galilee?! / Easter 2020 Peeps Crocs?!

March 15, 2020

I went out at 12:30 on a 401 to London Drugs so I could get some NEW on-sale purple Dentyne Midnight Mint gum / a MARTEX bath towel / on-sale oversized Angel Oak towels x2 / on-sale Grand Patrician 400 thread count standard pillowcases x2 / Pine-Sol cleaning formula x2 in Spring Blossom and Lavender […]

Coronavirus and Spongebob, Pi Day T-shirts, Pi Day 2015, Coronavirus + Confucius

March 14, 2020

TODAY IS PI DAY 2020! From Julie: Coronavirus is a green monster attempting to attack Spongebob! He’s lived through the bird flu, swine flu, measles, Ebola, Y2K, 2012, Justin Bieber… This black python T-shirt is from Julie and Amazon for Pi Day 2020: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A PI-thon! […]

Full moon and a lunar eclipse! / Hop Bottom, Pennsylvania?! / Plastic cake box!

March 13, 2020

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: Lucky or unlucky? March 13, 1998, was a Friday the 13th with a full Moon and a lunar eclipse. It’s Friday the 13th today! I showered and did laundry this morning, then made reservations at the Cascade Room for tomorrow. Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map […]

2014 White Spot blackened cod risotto! / Knorr Creamy Bacon Carbonara Sidekicks!

March 11, 2020

Paulo has finally decided on a venue for his belated birthday celebration with the REAL Superfriends on Saturday: Brassneck Brewery at 2148 Main Street, a few blocks down from the nail place. At least it’s reasonably transit-accessible! He said last night when I texted him, “it’s a while – oh shit, hang on, hahaha,” but […]

Cari Lang Hairapist and Fuk Mi Sushi Seafood Buffet?! / Unvaccinated children!

March 9, 2020

I showered today before going out briefly at 8:15 on a 407 to get bulk pads x2 at London Drugs, which is of course sold out of hand sanitizer. They seemed to have a decent supply of toilet paper and Wet ones and other Lysol / Clorox products, though. Got home just now at 8:40 […]

Cordia, bear hugs vs. bare hugs, a grammar sheriff, ever-vigilant Spelling Nazis

March 4, 2020

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today… MY FAVORITE! Aimee Vanderkarr tried adding one of my alteregos – DENIED! I had a dream where the London Drugs was being changed into a Shoppers Drug Mart, complete with fences blocking off our access. Beckett came up to me and said, “Beckett comes here every day to eat junk […]