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NG! / Faucets! / Summer Hair?! / Christianity as the love religion? / Smite God!

November 21, 2017

No, Discord idiot named Pingu, you do not turn the “sink” in your bathroom in order to get water. What you want is called a FAUCET. No, Not Always Working idiot named David Stone, my last name is and has never been pronounced “En-Gee.” Your friend’s family probably just dumbed it down for your white […]

I’m not an alcoholic… I’m a drunk! / Aiko Garren?! / White chin hairs!

November 17, 2017

I showered today. From Oddee: This guy named Kevin Daly was wearing this T-shirt while getting arrested for driving under the influence on this date in 2011. “I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” From Not Always Right: Aiko Garren?! Reminds me of Eiko Carol from FINAL FANTASY 9! From Reddit: […]

Glow-in-the-dark boobs sign! / Dytazia?! / Occupying a venue! / Petula Dvorak?!

November 16, 2017

From Mikki: I’m not sure what this warning sign is about, but it seems to include glow-in-the-dark boobs and a large swimming penis… From Julie: Dytazia?! From NZ Metal Army: “OCCUPY a fucking venue! Get your lazy fat ass to a gig!” This is the only #OCCUPY thing I understand. (except for the Cookie Monster […]

Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! / Malkin Crosby Long is a kid?! / Seneca Storm?!

November 15, 2017

Steph called me at 2:10 to see whether I was going to a last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow, near Main and 16th. Sure, I guess so… I was due to take a shower anyway, so I did that. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! Malkin Crosby Long?! From Not Always […]

Toilet Trouble toy! / Shitbit! / 40,000 Americans injured by toilets each year!

November 14, 2017

Julie M. saw this Toilet Trouble toy at Walmart once! From my ex-friend Daniel M. and Gomer Blog: SHITBIT! From Wesley: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year. PADDED BATHROOM AND CARPETED FLOOR!

Siomha Ni Chonghaile?! / Stacie Marie Carrell?! / Solange Gallant Oldfield?!

November 13, 2017

Steph says that the “pomarillo” or pomelo was located in Jon’s car, and has since been delivered to her. HA, I KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE IT! From Not Always Right: Solange Gallant Oldfield?! From Not Always Right: Stacie Marie Carrell?! Like the desk? From Not Always Right: Siomha Ni Chonghaile?!

Remembrance Day and Jon’s engineered birthday lunch at Pizzeria Barbarella!

November 11, 2017

After COFFEE TIME / SHOWER TIME (greasy hair strikes again!), and emailing (yesterday) / calling (today) Eric to see if he could give me a ride home from that Wo’s dinner tomorrow (yes – and I was polite to Veronica when she said that Eric was on his way out the door at 9:50), I […]

Amethyst Felidae-Thompson, Machete Tigre, Keilidh Mandissa Hicks, Kelline Blake

November 10, 2017

From Not Always Right: Amethyst Felidae-Thompson?! From Not Always Right: Machete Tigre?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Keilidh Mandissa Hicks?! That’s not even how you spell CEILIDH! Unfortunately, she’s a furry, too! From Not Always Learning: Kelline Blake?!

SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Musha, the Musha fountain, Eric Nihilist

November 8, 2017

I had to take a shower today. This is the beginning screen of SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE. “Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach were living in peace in the Mushroom World. Then, Bowser came and has put this world into deep darkness. No wind. Earth rots. Wild sea. Mario and his friends are going to fight […]

Creeping crawdads! The Cray Claw with cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!

November 8, 2017

Since redrum seems to be taking forever to get out of here, I called Dr. Ruby at 10:30 to schedule an appointment. I didn’t mind if it was tomorrow, so I picked tomorrow afternoon at 3! Then Lena told me later over Facebook messages that her Lindt gingerbread chocolates and bonus Hanukkah card had made […]