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Discord roll of paper emote! / Poo Plungers or Poop Emoji toilet plungers!

July 14, 2020

I will shower and do laundry today! This is Discord’s “roll of paper” emote. We all think of toilet paper when we see it, though! From Julie: A display of Poo Plungers / poop emoji toilet plungers at the store! SQUATTY POTTY!

Crave chicken enchiladas, Kraft Dinner Underwater Shapes, a starry green dragon

July 14, 2020

Today is Bastille Day! JP’s friend Steven Sanchez added me on my XENIA FRASER alterego – DENIED! Breakfast: Crave’s Creamy Chicken Enchiladas at 8 AM, thanks to my upstairs neighbors starting their day at 5 AM by taking a shower! Kraft Dinner Underwater Shapes for National Macaroni and Cheese Day today on July 14! Häagen […]

Konrad Bishop, JerMari Martin, and Lolly?! / Cleaning supplies / Computer chair!

July 11, 2020

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Konrad Bishop?! Is that really common in Europe? From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: JerMari Martin?! So is he GERMY, then? HAHAHA! From Julie: Lolly is a Domino’s Pizza franchisee?! Mmm, lollipops! My museum of bleach and cleaning supplies: Heinz white vinegar, Vim bathroom spray, Green Works toilet bowl […]

Delivered prescriptions and a huge improvisation piece! / Hiscock tombstone?!

July 6, 2020

I called the pharmacy next door at 10:10 AM to see if I could get my prescription delivered this time instead of having to wait 20 minutes in a tiny taped-off square. Luckily, Virgie asked me a few questions and I could – Adam said it was highly recommended because of the coronavirus! Then I […]

Sally Mustang, Azure Sitara Mustang, and a midwife called Bron?! TMI GALORE!

June 27, 2020

From Julie and the Daily Mail: Sally Mustang and Azure Sitara Mustang?! From Julie and the Daily Mail: Their midwife was named Bron?! Reminds me of bronze!

Zac and Lesla?! / Ashly?! / FUCK OFF AND DIE teacups! / Tardus?! / Oreonna?!

June 22, 2020

Barry texted me to say he’d see if the policy changed at work. Auntie Catherine emailed me back to misspell my name as usual, basically say she got my “letter,” say that we couldn’t hug “as we would like to do,” and says she’s open to explore alternatives to get together. Perhaps she could get […]

Michelina’s Macaroni and Cheese, strawberry jam, Gary, mango butter body wash

June 15, 2020

Ayler called me at 10:45 AM, but I was busy with my morning routine, so I called him back a few minutes later, asking whether he wasn’t supposed to be at school right then! Seems he had some spare time, and likes to “call people surprisingly,” but knows that if he does that with me, […]

Jump On It?! PENIS! Poo-Ping Palace?! / Unicorn Poop Earrings! / Elvia?!

June 14, 2020

From Julie and Anorak UK: Jump On It?! Poo-Ping Palace?! From Julie M. and Amazon: Unicorn poop stud earrings! Rainbow glitter sparkle! From Julie: Elvia is a name?!

Ryne Hager?! IT’S RYAN! Modifying your Roomba to swear when it bumps into shit?!

June 14, 2020

From Android Police on May 5, 2019: Ryne Hager?! BAD SPELLING OF RYAN!

Baby twins named Corona and Covid in India?! / Sabria Bland?! / Dijah Carter?!

June 8, 2020

I went shopping at 5:30 on a 407 to buy Junior Mints / Caramels, NEW Kettle Ranch chips, NEW limited-edition Ruffles Cheeseburger chips, Lays BBQ chips, blue Kortari kitchen scissors, Walker’s shortbread squares, NEW on-sale Australian milk chocolate honeycomb Violet Crumble bite-size chunks and nuggets (“It’s the way it shatters that matters!”), and a pack […]