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Carry A. Nation, Shadow on the FFVI Blackjack, gender roles and sushi rolls

July 19, 2017

I got an email from Mike about adding him to my LinkedIn network – NO FUCKING WAY! Then I showered tonight after talking to Vanessa about her pregnancy, Langley dim sum, ha-gow, and such via Facebook messages. Carry A. Nation?! Shadow never appears on the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY 6, yet he has a line […]

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

Marko Velimir Kobak, Nail Railovich Yakupov, the hearts in Tule being for Faris

July 11, 2017

Hester dropped by at 8:25 (after being VERY impatient when I didn’t answer her knocking in two seconds) to inform me how lucky I was: I’m getting a new fridge / freezer tomorrow! She told her supervisors about it, and it took less than a week! I should have told her about it in May […]

Lindsi Skollingsberg, Cadwallader C. Washburn, Crispus Attucks, Norman Conquest

July 8, 2017

After what happened earlier today, I think I just have to take a shower and do laundry! From Not Always Right: Lindsi Skollingsberg?! That’s not how you spell LINDSAY! From Reddit: Cadwallader C. Washburn?! This is kind of badass! From Reddit: Crispus Attucks?! This is badass! From Reddit: Norman Conquest played soccer?!

An evil stone plate, Ruby, sweet-tasting Rubies, the Rod, Oxyale, the Slab

July 7, 2017

I decided to call my worker Barry at 10:50 to finally let him know about last week’s events: Hester actually believing me with proof about the freezer not working. I swear, the ice cream was pretty bleh! Then the apartment building manager Hester, her husband Ni, and the maintenance repair guy came around at 1:30 […]

New numerous old altar green fish, Sacke Svensson, Alysha Isabel Meeks

July 5, 2017

From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: New numerous old altar green Chinese prickly ash pickled fish?! “Is the spicy pickled fish cultured is to Sichuan river fish, smooth fresh enough, plus new numerous really old old pickled vegetable, acid bright enough, plus the real hot girl from secret spicy formula, really hot hot.” From Not […]

Being trans is not an intersection! / Misgendering people is NOT violence!

June 30, 2017

Since I was up at 8:20 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later, Lucas thought that I was bullying Maddie because I’ve taken to using the word “sriracha” around her since her Discord screen name is “Maddie the Jirachi.” Not my fault that they sound similar! They’re both special snowflake teenagers! So then he […]

The Banana Splits, spic-fried meats, Sabin as a puffed-up aerobics instructor

June 26, 2017

From Janina: The Banana Splits are still a better band than One Direction! From Julie S. and Snapchat: Spic-fried meats?! Also, chips (fries) are not sheeps! Relm in Mysidia, on Sabin: “What? Who is this puffed-up aerobics instructor, anyway?”

Sea serpent dragon / Laser lips and snowblowers / Foul festival sweet porn / KFC

June 26, 2017

After seeing KFC referenced on Not Always Right, I decided that I had to go out and get some for lunch at 2:10, just managing to get the C94. I got a six-piece combo for $10.50, and the price and quantity was better than what I was expecting! Before that, I went to Indigo Spirit […]

Indonesian spice levels! / Cock Zero! / God Rickrolling you! / Why am I here?

June 24, 2017

Since I woke up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Alec Ferrell tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! From Reddit: The spice chart at an Indonesian restaurant in Jayakarta! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Cock, Cock Zero, and Cock Light are all sold at this 7-11! God is […]