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Frying Pan Lake, New Zealand?! / A Mr. Saturn sweatshirt?! / Naked Aphrodite!

May 10, 2019

I had a banana-chocolate muffin, cut strawberries, and coffee for breakfast. Lunch was some leftovers including butter chicken. Dinner: Thai eggplant curry with peppers and bamboo, rice, naan bread, plus Tillamook Malted Moo ice cream! Tillamook Malted Moo Shake ice cream: Smooth, rich malted vanilla ice cream with chocolatey fudge chips! Frying Pan Lake at […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! / Jossie Merrifield is pronounced as JOSIE?!

May 4, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! Finally used the pharmacy building’s wi-fi to download Google Hangouts to keep in touch with the lovable Pothead Mike. Would have done it last night, but it’s much less sketchy at 11:30 AM instead of 11:30 PM. From Youtube and TWISTED SISTERS: Jossie Merrifield, pronounced as JOSIE?!

Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

DUMPLING SAUCE! / NEW Olympic yogurts and chips! / WHATEVER T-shirt… YAY!

April 24, 2019

THERE WAS ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF TODAY – NOT IMPRESSED! After I had COFFEE TIME and fielded an early-morning phone call from Megan at the Burrard eye clinic (Dr. Wise wants to see me this week to check her lens choice?! Friday it is…), Barry picked me up at 11 and we went banking and to […]

HAPPY EASTER! / Dragon hatching from Easter egg, dragon flicks, DRAGON WORLD!

April 21, 2019

HAPPY EASTER 2019! No busing to Burnaby tomorrow on Easter Monday for me – PHEW! I can just stay home! From Drachenwelt Fantasy of Dragons: Here’s a dragon hatching from a pastel Easter egg! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: Watch a great dragon flick: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, DRAGONSLAYER, and THE HOBBIT! From […]

Nalianna, Shemeika, Shakira, Ka’Leah, Machelle and a guy Lynn, plus Davaughn?!

April 18, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I walked to London Drugs in the rain at 10:35 to get on-sale Canada Dry ginger ale x6, on-sale Sharpies packs x2, an on-sale Lindt Gold chocolate Easter bunny, on-sale Kinder mini-egg packs x2, on-sale milk chocolate Hershey’s Kisses, a huge on-sale Clorox bleach bottle, on-sale Campbell’s soup boxes x2 (Golden Butternut […]

Steveston Pizza at Holly’s! / Alpha Omega Nickelberry III?!

April 9, 2019

Yesterday, Holly invited me to Steveston Pizza at her place tonight. Nobody was going to have the $850 pizza! (“SEENAY: Medley of tiger prawns, lobster ratatouille, smoked steelhead, Russian Osetra caviar, snowed with Italian white truffles $850”) After I showered and had COFFEE TIME, Brian kindly picked me up at the hospital at 7:10 even […]

JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! / ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

April 3, 2019

SHOWER TIME! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

Wings at Moxie’s? Sure, why not? / English and tough thorough thought on a mug!

April 1, 2019

Brian and Holly seemed to be making plans for $4 wings at Moxie’s tonight, so in a moment of rare spontaneity, I decided to join them, Paulo, and Darryl. Turns out Jeremy and Jeff were invited too, but that was okay. I thought Brian was giving Paulo a ride too, but I guess not. At […]

The Flyers, the Titanic, and the Atlantic! / HOW TO WRITE A HOW-TO-WRITE BOOK?!

April 1, 2019

It’s April Fools Day today. UGH! I went out at 12:30 for shopping purposes at London Drugs, so I walked there. Purchased Tazo ginger tea, a Scrub Daddy sponge, and a Scrub Daddy scrubber. I also mailed some birthday stuff to Julie, but couldn’t mail actual cash. Failing that, I had to get NEW Häagen-Dazs […]