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Moms and Father’s Day cards?! / Ancient Egyptian inbreeding! / Reddit Premium!

June 21, 2020

Today is Father’s Day 2020. I didn’t have to do a fucking thing except text Dad, haha! After a much-needed afternoon nap, I decided to see if Ayler was available to talk, but Jon said not yet at 6:55. Ayler called me back a couple minutes later, saying he was calling me back – yup, […]

Misspellings and Engrish galore! Bathrooms, grass, and thickets?! (210 pics)

June 12, 2020

LOTS OF ENGRISH! YAY! It’s worth noting that this took up 51 pages in my WordPress Drafts document on Google Docs, so the entry DEFINITELY needed an LJ-CUT! https://imgur.com/a/BT6KtIE (Engrish 1 album!) From James: Slimming herb as Sliming Herb?! SLIME! From James: Pancake batter as Pancake Battle?! From Alonzo Lerone: Common People Glasses?! From Alonzo […]

On-sale President’s Choice Blue Menu sparkling water! Watermelon, lemon, lime!

June 4, 2020

I went to Shoppers briefly – I left at 3 on a 407 and got home at 3:50 on another 407. It hardly seemed worth taking a mask, but I did anyway. No Name 80 Mountain Fresh dryer sheets for laundry, No Name canola oil, on-sale President’s Choice Blue Menu one-litre sparkling water x5 (Lime […]

Jessykah Renee Cartier, Cor Hofman, and Kelcey Fike?! JESSICA and KELSEY! UGH!

May 27, 2020

From Someecards: Jessykah Renee Cartier?! BAD SPELLING OF JESSICA! From Julie and ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT: Cor Hofman?! From True Crime Daily: Kelcey Fike?! BAD SPELLING OF KELSEY!

PooPaint toilet paper?! / GAS OUT: THE CARD GAME! / Redneck Leprechaun Name

March 4, 2020

From Melissa: The Japanese have come up with PooPaint Toilet Paper?! From Julie: A game called GAS OUT! Play your card, but DON’T PASS THE GAS! From Rock 101 and Scream Therapy: What is your Redneck Leprechaun Name? Dopey Bubba O’Fartsniffer!

Rebel Snodgrass?! / Diehl Burgar, Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vance?!

February 21, 2020

Rebel Snodgrass?! From John’s True Crime Group: Diehl Burgar?! Reminds me of Dave Diehl, Pathways, and hamburgers! From Reddit: Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vence?!

Lizzie Borden hacker, common women’s interests, Milk2Go chocolate strawberry

February 21, 2020

There was a 15-second fire alarm inspection today at 1:25. I told Hester’s husband Ni that he needs to give people time to get to the fucking door since knocking constantly isn’t going to HELP – it’ll just make people feel RUSHED! I’m also DISABLED, so giving me a bit of extra time isn’t going […]

February 15 is Cheap Candy Day! / Loving murder documentaries! / Lindt galore!

February 15, 2020

I noticed that Terrence unfriended me – okay, then! Went out at 3 on a 407 to London Drugs: I got on-sale Morris Gold chocolate coins, on-sale Lindt milk chocolate, on-sale Lindt assorted dark chocolate (60% and 70%), on-sale Lindt strawberries and cream chocolate truffles, on-sale NEW limited-edition Lindt Milk and White chocolate truffles for […]

What’s Your Cupid Name? / Reddit NHL Valentine‚Äôs Day cards, 2020 edition!

February 14, 2020

From WFLA News Channel 8: What’s Your Cupid Name? Happy Love Wings?! Finally found the 2020 NHL Valentine’s Day cards by searching “NHL Reddit Valentines” – the guy’s username is Oeuvre! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day 2020 to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Ryan Getzlaf) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day 2020 to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Phil Kessel) […]

Roses and white wine, pixelated Doge, basic Doge, Puritan Valentine’s Day cards

February 12, 2020

The Canucks played Chicago tonight at 7:30, and won 3-0. They even got an empty-netter! It was the Sedin jersey retirement game! The ceremony was awesome – John Shorthouse, Dave Nonis, Markus Naslund, Trevor Linden, Mike Gillis, Marc Crawford, Alex Burrows, Jannik Hansen, and so many others! The twins definitely sent their well-wishes to Jay […]