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Calling Chrystal, Uncle Lee’s green tea, new bath mat, getting a new girlfriend

May 1, 2017

At 12:35, I called Chrystal to see when a good time would be for us to get together this month. The move apparently did not go smoothly last week, as Emily’s still organizing a bunch of stuff at both places. I didn’t mind meeting at the end of the month, as it gives me more […]

Vanessa and Jason’s birthday dinner at Anton’s!

April 16, 2017

Jason’s birthday is April 1. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 to meet Vanessa and Jason at Joyce Station by 6:30, I brought the peanut butter / peppermint Whittakers chocolate bars, the carrot cake Hershey’s Kisses, and the birthday cards! I just managed to get the 407, just missed a Canada Line train, […]

Greyden White?! / My brilliant stardust and fucking shine! / NHL playoff time!

April 12, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:45 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From DYING TO SLEEP, which is about Fatal Familial Insomnia: An OLD guy named Greyden White?! From Eve: Not everyone is going to understand you. Some souls just don’t align. Some have never seen such brilliant stardust. Some can’t handle your fucking shine. From […]

Julie getting my birthday card today, Gilgamesh, Ultros not paying off his debt

April 10, 2017

Julie said she got my birthday card and belated Christmas postcard today, and she loves them, so YAY FOR THAT! 😀 Warmest wishes for a happy birthday with a golden guitar! OH CANADA with a squirrel on a postcard! Everything is on display! The FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party (Celes, Sabin, Edgar, and […]

Brookside Merlot Blackcurrant, Chardonnay Grape Peach, Häagen-Dazs Spirits

April 3, 2017

Last night, I asked Vanessa whether she and Jason were allergic or sensitive to chocolate, peppermint, or peanut butter. She said no, but thanked me for being thoughtful. I wouldn’t want to give them anything they can’t or won’t eat, of course! I went out at 4:10 today to get my prescription at the pharmacy […]

Golden statue glowing strangely, traveling shack’s entertainer, text not found

April 1, 2017

UGH, IT’S APRIL FOOL’S DAY TODAY! Steph sent me an email saying that Fraser was playing with his toy phone at 7:30 AM their time; she asked who he wanted to call, and he said “A-ma”… CUTE! Unfortunately, 4:30 AM is too early to call people here, and even 7:30 AM is too early to […]

Spoiled messy siblings, Nokia connocting poopie, FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty

March 29, 2017

From Janina and Rotten Ecards: Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled / ungrateful / messy / bratty child like my sibling. Love, your favorite. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Nokia connocting poopie! From JBook: FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty based on the boss music!

Better Good Friday than Jesus, no eggs from a rabbit, stigmata Easter cookies

March 27, 2017

I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did. Public Service Announcement for Easter: This Easter, do not eat any eggs that come out of a rabbit. They are not chocolate. From Reddit: Stigmata Easter cookies! Delicious!

All crucifixions mattering, Jesus 12 Twitter followers, Easter ironic birthday

March 24, 2017

Audrey unfriended me on Facebook – what the heck?! Church sign from Krista and Atheist Republic: “2000 years ago, Jesus ended the debate of which lives matter. He died for all!” Meme: “Sorry, but two other dudes were also crucified that day. It’s not fair to give one special treatment. #AllCrucifixionsMatter” Seen at London Drugs: […]

Waiting in line, Dogcows looking like women, Vastly Oversized Mutt fight glitch

March 20, 2017

From BLAIRSTOWN: The person in front of you just “knows they have another penny in here somewhere,” doesn’t speak English, thinks an item costs 10 cents less than the register says it does, wants to sign up for a store card, has coupons… lots of coupons, or is quick and efficient. The JONBOUND party (Jon […]