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MAURY: Artimece?! / Dayton?! / Devonte’ ?! / Dion and Sharese?! / Maddox?!

July 10, 2018

Last night, Jimmy was trying to start fun times (as he calls it), but he got way too angry and pissed off because I told him that I’d be taking a break for at most 20 minutes (to do the holidays, which he KNEW ABOUT MONTHS AGO!), sent a lot of angry faces, said that […]

Monitor woes, again!

July 6, 2018

When I got up today at 7:15 AM, I found that my computer wouldn’t go off Hibernate Mode for some reason – I even did a hard reboot of the thing! Then I thought it was possibly the monitor going screwy AGAIN like it did in late April. I went back to bed to rest […]

UNO poop-themed card game, dancing poop with music, gnome on the throne

June 29, 2018

What a stressful morning! Dad emailed me at 10 to say that I could have lunch with them because they had more stuff for me. I simply said I couldn’t make it, because “I’ve eaten already” could mean “oh, it’s just breakfast” in their little minds. Then I called Barry – who was at a […]

Another eye exam, Big Turks, and calling Andrew!

June 26, 2018

I had to get up at 8 AM in preparation for my eye exam at 10 AM, but the directions given to me by FYI Doctors were pretty vague. As long as I was up that early, I called Andrew to get a status update, the summary of which was that he could get my […]

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Sindarius Thornwell?! / Proctologists and knowing assholes! / Randee Herner?!

June 6, 2018

At 12:45, I went to the FYI Doctors place near London Drugs to see if I could be covered for an eye exam under disability. Good news: I AM PARTIALLY COVERED, so I booked an appointment for Friday afternoon at 2:20! Then I went to London Drugs for NEW Häagen-Dazs White Chocolate with Raspberry Truffle […]

Mom makes me food so I don’t die! / Mom’s 70th birthday at Golden Spring!

May 13, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, finishing my Chicken pasta Sidekicks which expired on April 10, and finishing both of my grape Gatorade bottles which expired TOMORROW (1.2 litres with lots of peeing!), I left at 4 to meet Jon’s family at the Oakridge Safeway at 4:45, but of course they were late. Jon says that they […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 49! / Richard Roundtree?! / Ramaya?!

April 9, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 49! From Julie: Richard Roundtree? Nice last name! From Julie: Ramaya?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 48! / Arin and Brandin Natzke?! / LADDIES is not LADIES!

April 7, 2018

The Canucks played the Oilers at 7 in their very last game of the 2017-2018 NHL season; also the Sedin twins’ last NHL game, and Vancouver lost 3-2 in overtime. There was a very emotional sendoff, and the Sedins were named second and third stars. Then there was the Humboldt bus crash yesterday, which is […]

Banana pepper sushi and pumpkin sushi with Chrystal at Sushi California!

April 6, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 7:05 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30. Of course I had her birthday card, the Lindt Strawberry Excellence chocolate bar, the President’s Choice Easter eggs, assorted teas, and the Lindt Ecuador chocolate bar! I was delayed because a group of 200 teens had made a […]