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Lasagna! / HOME! / Yellow and red dragon, Walmart bathroom dragon, 2019 dragons!

January 16, 2019

FINALLY HOME ON APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! I got an egg with salt, milk, and a half-sandwich for breakfast today, and said my goodbyes to Dylan / Deb / Declan / Elysse! Deb even packed me a lunch of last night’s pasta and stuff even though Dylan drove me home this morning on the way […]

Salsa received AN Nut Bread?! / Bronson, hammers, and red-hot ovens!

January 4, 2019

OH FUCK, I DISCOVERED REDRUM! I went out at 9:30 on a 401 to meet Mom and Dad at Main and 15th at TXL Insurance, Uncle William Ng’s company. (10:30 AM?!) After we had lunch at Kwong Chow and finally took care of the insurance, I did some shopping at the Broadway London Drugs. Bought […]

PHONE! / Caution! Chimera crossing! / Please refrain from posting Highway signs!

December 30, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I perforce met Mom and Dad at Wireless Wave at 4 to meet Walter W. and spend money. I did get some Loaded Potato Skins Ruffles chips at Shoppers for New Year’s beforehand! Ended up getting a cellphone, paired Bluetooth headphones, and more stuff. Mom talked AT me, which is normal, but […]

Holiday wishes and greetings! / Dr. Simmond Lee?! / Rayon Armeen Braxton?!

December 22, 2018

The Canucks played Winnipeg at 7 tonight, and lost 1-0 thanks to a goal in the last 90 seconds of the game! UGH! From Not Always Right: If someone wishes you various holiday greetings, and you are not of that persuasion, you say… “Thank you! You too!” because honestly, if you can’t see past the […]

NO RESTAURANT! / Zenovia, Kareem, K’von, Lakeema, and Amoryana?!

November 25, 2018

Mom wanted me to go to the restaurant for Jon’s birthday dinner at Kingsway and Joyce by myself, spend the night at their place, and then they’d take me home tomorrow. FUCK THAT SHIT is what I say! Vanessa totally agreed! I also finally got Jimmy to talk to me, but apparently everything is up […]

Mischievous Mole feeling homesick in battle, JUST LIKE NESS!

October 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Mom and Dad picked me up at 12 so we could go to lunch at #9, go to JYSK in Lansdowne, and then go see Uncle Stanley’s female associate Sandy on Kingsway and Slocan about my Disability Savings Plan. I heard way more about growth and investments and stock portfolios than I […]

Cleaning! / Ayla is not a human name! / Murice?! / Nadirah?!

October 15, 2018

The EcoClean cleaners came today at 10 AM, as advertised, and I had to give them the parking pass and pick it up later when they left at 11:35. They spoke in Spanish most of the time (but did know English) and cleaned a whole lot of things and vacuumed, including my microwave AND sink! […]

Brace yourselves… the NHL preseason is coming!

September 15, 2018

Barry A. Cook and Kyriakos Gouridaris tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! Steph called me unexpectedly the other day (the 13th) to vent about Mom and her overly-complicated planning, especially trying to let JON pick the location for MY birthday AGAIN. His kids are not an excuse for everything! Planning with Lisa’s side of […]

Unexpected Mui’s lunch with satay beef / Vanessa on an Ontario road sign!

August 24, 2018

I got an unexpected email and phone call from Mom about a phone at Wireless and Richmond Centre, so called them at 1:25 to discover that they had just gone from Richmond Centre. At least I got a relatively drama-free lunch at the nearby Mui’s (satay beef and vermicelli noodles with hot milk tea!) and […]

Going to Wo’s for Dad’s 69th birthday! / More expired food to throw away!

July 22, 2018

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I left just before 4:30 to make it to Wo’s: A family dinner for Dad’s 69th birthday! Of course I was the first one there! (and I saw Mr. Creep on the bus AGAIN…) Harmony set a new record in convincing the Wo’s owner to turn off the TV, which was […]