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Habakkuk Baldonado?! / Arzavious?! / Grammar Pedantry Syndrome OCD form!

May 14, 2018

Habakkuk Baldonado?! From Julie: Arzavious?! From Pete and Uberfacts: Grammar Pedantry Syndrome is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error. Advertisements

Mom makes me food so I don’t die! / Mom’s 70th birthday at Golden Spring!

May 13, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, finishing my Chicken pasta Sidekicks which expired on April 10, and finishing both of my grape Gatorade bottles which expired TOMORROW (1.2 litres with lots of peeing!), I left at 4 to meet Jon’s family at the Oakridge Safeway at 4:45, but of course they were late. Jon says that they […]

Banana pepper sushi and pumpkin sushi with Chrystal at Sushi California!

April 6, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 7:05 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30. Of course I had her birthday card, the Lindt Strawberry Excellence chocolate bar, the President’s Choice Easter eggs, assorted teas, and the Lindt Ecuador chocolate bar! I was delayed because a group of 200 teens had made a […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 38! / Harmony’s birthday party! KOREAN FOOD AT SO HYANG!

March 26, 2018

Chinese Eric finally emailed me back about a limited time for a Canucks hockey hangout – PHEW! I left at 4:30 in the rainy weather for Harmony’s family birthday party at So Hyang Restaurant at Fraser and 47th after COFFEE TIME. We had beef bulgogi, pork bone soup, Korean noodles, deep-fried dumplings, rice, tea, kimchi, […]

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Lindsay Lohand! Lindsay Hihand! / Butch Otter?! / Walking in the woods!

December 27, 2017

I discovered redrum symptoms today – UGH! Mom wanted to drop by this afternoon with the locking containers, toilet paper, and Kleenex that she’d forgotten, so I said she could do so just to get it out of the way. She dropped by about an hour earlier than I was expecting, at 12:35 or so. […]

Christmas dinner at Jon’s! / Turkey, fruitcake, shortbread, and chocolates!

December 25, 2017

I left at 2:35 for Jon’s with the VCS Belgium chocolate seashells, and STILL just managed to get a 401 bus for Brighouse, so I ended up going to Kam Do Bakery for some chocolate cookies. Of course I didn’t eat them all on the train – and left them with Jon and Harmony to […]

Ass-eating season, Volcano Chicken noodles, pouch technology, and perogies!

December 20, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:30 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Earth’s Own almond milk, NEW candy cane Hershey’s Kisses, NEW Paldo Volcano Chicken noodles, JFC Curry Udon noodles, NEW Chata Chilorio shredded and seasoned pork meat with pouch technology, NEW Bul Jjamppong beef […]

Kwong Chow dinner ahoy! / Bonus nephew time at the AirBnB! / VEGGIE TALES!

November 15, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 4:30 in the rainy weather for that last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow. Of course, the 3 Downtown bus took forever to arrive at Marine Drive Station, so it wasn’t my fault that I got there when everyone (except Jon, who wasn’t there yet) was already eating noodles / beef […]