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Mischievous Mole feeling homesick in battle, JUST LIKE NESS!

October 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Mom and Dad picked me up at 12 so we could go to lunch at #9, go to JYSK in Lansdowne, and then go see Uncle Stanley’s female associate Sandy on Kingsway and Slocan about my Disability Savings Plan. I heard way more about growth and investments and stock portfolios than I […]

Cleaning! / Ayla is not a human name! / Murice?! / Nadirah?!

October 15, 2018

The EcoClean cleaners came today at 10 AM, as advertised, and I had to give them the parking pass and pick it up later when they left at 11:35. They spoke in Spanish most of the time (but did know English) and cleaned a whole lot of things and vacuumed, including my microwave AND sink! […]

Brace yourselves… the NHL preseason is coming!

September 15, 2018

Barry A. Cook and Kyriakos Gouridaris tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! Steph called me unexpectedly the other day (the 13th) to vent about Mom and her overly-complicated planning, especially trying to let JON pick the location for MY birthday AGAIN. His kids are not an excuse for everything! Planning with Lisa’s side of […]

Unexpected Mui’s lunch with satay beef / Vanessa on an Ontario road sign!

August 24, 2018

I got an unexpected email and phone call from Mom about a phone at Wireless and Richmond Centre, so called them at 1:25 to discover that they had just gone from Richmond Centre. At least I got a relatively drama-free lunch at the nearby Mui’s (satay beef and vermicelli noodles with hot milk tea!) and […]

Going to Wo’s for Dad’s 69th birthday! / More expired food to throw away!

July 22, 2018

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I left just before 4:30 to make it to Wo’s: A family dinner for Dad’s 69th birthday! Of course I was the first one there! (and I saw Mr. Creep on the bus AGAIN…) Harmony set a new record in convincing the Wo’s owner to turn off the TV, which was […]

Floor lamp! / Ashley, Franchell, and Esteban for a black guy?! / Shaheed?!

July 9, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME (and confirming that Steph got Lisa’s and Henry’s birthday cards which I’d mailed them), Mom and Dad picked me up for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House to have hot and sour soup, white surfboard noodles with choy, and siu long bao. They gave me a lot of unsolicited advice […]

Monitor woes, again!

July 6, 2018

When I got up today at 7:15 AM, I found that my computer wouldn’t go off Hibernate Mode for some reason – I even did a hard reboot of the thing! Then I thought it was possibly the monitor going screwy AGAIN like it did in late April. I went back to bed to rest […]

Lexii, Dewayne, Akea, and Deshay?! / P and Lashaunna?! / Japanese hamster bread!

June 21, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:15 to meet Mom and Dad for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House on a 401. They were so damn late that I had to call them from the fucking restaurant to confirm that lunch was on! Then they tried subtly blaming it on me – no, […]

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Habakkuk Baldonado?! / Arzavious?! / Grammar Pedantry Syndrome OCD form!

May 14, 2018

Habakkuk Baldonado?! From Julie: Arzavious?! From Pete and Uberfacts: Grammar Pedantry Syndrome is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error.