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KINDERGARTEN COP 2018 / Smokey Mountain Spaghetti Meatballs / HOT SAUCES!

March 25, 2020

After I showered, I went out at 1:25 on a 407 with my Asian old lady shopping cart to do some banking and go grocery shopping. The sidewalk is closed by Brighouse Station because of the loop construction, and Shoppers and Price Smart both have lineups to get inside in the name of social distancing […]

Joeffre Kolosky? VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! / Incorrect password frustration

February 29, 2020

COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! IT IS LEAP YEAR 2020 TODAY! FEBRUARY 29! FEB. 29! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Joeffre Kolosky?! VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! Reminds me of Joffre Lake around Pemberton, BC! From Julie: Password is incorrect. Password is incorrect. *changes password* New password can’t be the same as an old […]

Ham and cheese sandwich, sushi party tray, Samyang, Beefaroni, Edo, and ROTEL!

February 19, 2020

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:05 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Samyang fire dumplings x3, Wei Chuan spinach and pork dumplings, on-sale Chef Boyardee Beefaroni / mini pasta shells and meatballs in tomato sauce / spaghetti and meatballs, sashimi and sushi Party Tray C […]

Spruce Springclean carpet cleaning?! Pump N Munch?! / CELERY FOR YOUR COLON?!

February 8, 2020

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 7, and lost 6-2, including an empty-netter… the first time we’ve lost four games in a row since November 10! I banned Richard C. Wilson for laughing at my official admin warning telling him to type with proper spelling and punctuation in the Fearsome Canucks Fans Facebook group. My […]

Leaving V4F, Mom’s stupidity, spicy Samyang dumplings, furry Shirakiku squid

January 23, 2020

I finally left that V4F Discord server run by cliquey millennials with double standards for the original members vs. people who joined later, because the “mod” SJ and a person with “just his opinions on your food photos and presentation” (KPOP) HAVE PISSED OFF THE WRONG PERSON! I am the FIRE DRAGON! “Vancouver for friends,” […]

Skeleton spinny chair, screaming NO at a computer, De’ColdestToEvaDoIt Crawford?

January 22, 2020

I showered and did laundry today after I fell down outside on the wet grass – damn dirty pants! Keep calm and use more hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22! The food is great, but it’s missing a certain vital feature… sriracha rooster chili hot sauce! Perfect for National […]

How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

Go big or go home! / 20% off FUCKING SALE! / Death and cremation options

December 18, 2019

I had to go banking by myself today with my Asian old lady shopping cart at 11:20 on a 401 (JUST managed to get it), then went to Staples for 60 Z-Grip Pens (July 10, 2019), and wasted time at Price Smart. Stopped at London Drugs for a new Santa hat / on-sale Smokehouse Blue […]

Samyang 2X Spicy DUMPLINGS?! / Exotic pasta! / Daydreamer and night thinker!

November 20, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME and called Dr. Ruby’s office back to grudgingly set up an appointment for tomorrow at 3:30 and NOT today at 2:45 (HOCKEY AT 5?!), Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart while discussing his recent Japan trip / XTC / the Buzzcocks / […]

Not keeping calm when hockey’s on! / Bitchfield, England?! / Starring on SNAPPED

November 3, 2019

Today is National Sandwich Day! 😀 I had to change the clock an hour back – UGH! Shaw had a five-hour outage at Minoru Park – DOUBLE UGH! I survived by napping (had a dream that I couldn’t get out of bed and the electricity was finicky), reading TRUTH TRIVIA AND THE PURSUIT OF FACTINESS […]