Archive for the ‘internet’ Category

Poop Time! / This toilet paper really cleaned my anus! / No-smell pooping!

March 17, 2018

From Someecards and Reddit: Poop time via pie chart! Time spent actually pooping, vs. time spent pretending that you have more in you while browsing Internet and using any possible opportunity to distract yourself from upcoming imminent realization that at some point, you have to leave this peaceful, warm, and cozy bathroom and step out […]


Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! / Diane Gooch?! / Typing and Internet arguments

January 25, 2018

The Canucks played Buffalo at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. It was 2-0 until Markstrom poorly handled a goal, then 4-0 on an empty-net goal. DAMMIT! From Julie: Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Diane Gooch was a politician?! Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.


Messing up grammar online / Sarcastic comments ruined / Typing TO FUNNY quest!

January 18, 2018

I went to the pharmacy next door at 11:30 for MORE DRUGS to be picked up tomorrow! After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 2:55 to make it to Jon’s at 3:30. I saw Grace Tang before I stopped by Kam Do Bakery to buy a shredded pork bun. When I got to the house, […]


Ass-eating season, Volcano Chicken noodles, pouch technology, and perogies!

December 20, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:30 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Earth’s Own almond milk, NEW candy cane Hershey’s Kisses, NEW Paldo Volcano Chicken noodles, JFC Curry Udon noodles, NEW Chata Chilorio shredded and seasoned pork meat with pouch technology, NEW Bul Jjamppong beef […]


You-Ram-Bah! / Super Spinning Moon Dragon Strike! / Lonely Wolf’s conception

November 22, 2017

I paid my Shaw bill online today. Then I called Chrystal at work at 1:10 to try arranging a time to get together during her time off. We finally decided on December 14 at 7 at the Broadway London Drugs. After that, I got Jimmy’s address for Christmas card purposes, muhahaha! I think I’ll repurpose […]


The Canucks bandwagon, Scretia Burke, Lee-Ann Register, Abigail Hermione Irwin

October 29, 2017

Auntie Catherine emailed me back to say that we could meet at Broadway Station on the 3rd before deciding where to eat lunch. That works for me! Better than (seven blocks from) King Edward Station as in previous years, haha! Eve posted this on my ex-friend Fiann’s wall, and I grabbed it before unfriending him […]


Gatorade, Neo-Citran, Himalayan Salt, Chili Lime, cream of chicken, and more!

October 25, 2017

Barry picked me up at 11:50 after COFFEE TIME, and we went banking before going to Price Smart. My Royal Bank debit card’s chip could not be read, so I had to go into the branch to figure things out – good thing there was no lineup at all! Turns out I get a temporary […]


Texting your ex in a gushy manner?! WHY?! / Polyamorous special snowflakes!

October 10, 2017

I noticed that Eric Ho had tried calling me yesterday when I was out, so I called him back at 11:50 AM. He answered the phone, and said that he just wanted to let me know – AFTER THE FACT! – that he’d tried sending me an email on Saturday to say that he couldn’t […]


Giant rubber ducky at Tower Bridge, sandwich of consent comic, Tierni Martins

September 6, 2017

After some procrastination, I finally sent out an email and Facebook event invitations to my Level 41 Birthday Extravaganza on Sept. 24! I also got back to FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF after a six-week hiatus! Here’s a giant rubber ducky under Tower Bridge in London! From The Devil’s Panties: This Sandwich of Consent comic from […]


Holy healing dragon, a plasma Chinese dragon, a five-headed Tiamat dragon

August 23, 2017

It’s WORLD MUSHROOM DAY today! 😀 I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online after I showered and made some mushroom soup. No time for my pasta specialty if I had to make it to Jon and Harmony’s at 12:30 or so on two cups of coffee! I got there at about 12:45 or so, […]