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Dragon pens, orange / red / green dragon, baby dragons with rune books

September 16, 2018

The computer just restarted! At least it only takes two minutes now to get everything going again, maybe one more minute if you include Chrome pages in the browser! PHEW! From Dragons: Dragon pens! From Krista: An orange, red, and green dragon! From Dragons: Baby dragons with rune books and candles! Advertisements

Boston Pizza Starters! / Brantley is such a white trash name!

September 8, 2018

This morning, I managed to fix an Internet connection problem all by herself again! (the problem was a rogue ethernet cable getting loose and unplugging itself from the modem) Super glad that I didn’t have to call Eric in for this! I decided to go to Boston Pizza today at 4:30 on a 401 (just […]

A ride from Eric! / Tereasa?! BAD SPELLING OF TERESA!

August 26, 2018

Today is National Toilet Paper Day! Eric M. emailed me to say that he can drive me to Beckett’s baby banquet at Golden Spring – PHEW! All I gotta do is buy him some chocolate, which I was going to do anyhow for his birthday. From Julie: Frank is fine, but Tereasa?! That’s not how […]

Technically stealing heavy bottled water x48! / Pizza the Hutt is awesome!

August 22, 2018

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME and called Barry about a possible wheeled dolly for on-sale bottled water, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Western Family dryer sheets (Mountain Rain 120 – Feb. 22, 2015), store brand canned mushroom pieces and stems, on-sale JOY […]

Pee before you leave! / It was not a joke! / JOY and GOOD TASTE dumplings!

July 25, 2018

GOOD TASTE dumplings / DIM SUM! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Beef and Vegetable, Cabbage and Chicken, Cabbage and Pork, Pork and Chive, Pork and Celery! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Pork and Celery! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Pork and Chive! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Beef and Vegetable! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Cabbage and Chicken! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Cabbage and Pork! JOY […]

NO WATER PRESSURE! / ICE BURN! / BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM! / Beef teriyaki!

May 23, 2018

I woke up to NO WATER PRESSURE AT ALL at 7:30 AM, with NO NOTICES about it! NOT ACCEPTABLE! I very politely called Hester at 8:45 AM, who said that it was an emergency for the whole building, and that it should be fixed then. I tested it out using both sinks and the toilet, […]

April 25 as the perfect date, Healthy Choice Power Bowls, CLR, and more!

April 25, 2018

From Reddit and the 2000 movie MISS CONGENIALITY: “Describe your perfect date.” “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.” After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 32, Mott’s Clamato Verde, jalapeno dip, 24 mouse traps

March 21, 2018

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:05 and we went banking and to Price Smart. He actually got Hester’s husband Ni on the phone, too! I got on-sale Silk almond milk, duck gizzard livers so I can horrify Mike later, $1 on-sale Mott’s Clamato Verde x3, limited-edition Olympic grilled pineapple Greek […]

Poop Time! / This toilet paper really cleaned my anus! / No-smell pooping!

March 17, 2018

From Someecards and Reddit: Poop time via pie chart! Time spent actually pooping, vs. time spent pretending that you have more in you while browsing Internet and using any possible opportunity to distract yourself from upcoming imminent realization that at some point, you have to leave this peaceful, warm, and cozy bathroom and step out […]

Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! / Diane Gooch?! / Typing and Internet arguments

January 25, 2018

The Canucks played Buffalo at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. It was 2-0 until Markstrom poorly handled a goal, then 4-0 on an empty-net goal. DAMMIT! From Julie: Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Diane Gooch was a politician?! Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.