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Pooping gumball iPhone case, THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, Shittens wipes

July 12, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Pooping gumball iPhone case! THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK?! Alice sent this to me in May! From Julie: Shittens?! Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes?! Advertisements

Vanessa and baby Cassidy! / Salty cream matcha BBT Coco! / Food birthstones!

May 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I hung out with Vanessa and baby Cassidy, weathering a ten-minute Facebook glitch in the meantime where it wouldn’t work. They got here at 12:05, and we were on our way to R and H House in Lansdowne Mall. We talked about crazy friends, Tamara, Jen, abuse, Heather, how it’s nobody’s business […]

Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

Chrystal! / Barry! / What Age Guy Should You Date? / What’s Your True Sign?

October 13, 2017

I called Chrystal at work at 10:35 AM to remind her about our get-together tonight. After a nap, I called Barry to see if we could set up a food shopping appointment. He said he’d “left a message on the machine,” but I haven’t used it in years! The appointment is for payday, Oct. 25 […]

Jim Playfair was a hockey player?! / A purple Virgo fairy! / You’re and your

September 11, 2016

Mom sent me an email, spelling “Sarne” as SHANE. I know she has sent Harmony some indecipherable text messages before, though. Eric Ho sent me an email before 10 AM, saying that he thinks he can come to Saturday’s dinner, which is good, so I gave him the “final details.” Jim Playfair was a hockey […]

Peeing! / Eve, Darren, Brad / Five-Spice pig ears! / Ricky Gervais horoscopes

May 22, 2016

BREATH OF FIRE II Retranslated! I did go out to meet Eve, Carol, Sabrina, Darren S., and others at a bar called Toby’s near Broadway / Commercial last night at 6:35 after having coffee and a sandwich, just missing the 407 bus. I had to wait about half an hour for the next one (but […]

Blue screens! / Pizza and crust soulmates?! / Falling out the window as a baby?!

February 18, 2016

I got a blue screen of death at 11 AM today! The last time I got one was on September 9, 2015. From Wesley: One person loving the pizza and one person loving the crust means that God is telling them they’re soulmates, according to this Facebook quiz site called Meaww?! Oh my… From Vanessa, […]

What’s Your Celtic Horoscope? / Sriracha Martini!

March 17, 2015

What’s Your Celtic Horoscope? You Are A Lime Tree You are intelligent, hard-working, and innately successful. You try to change what you can in life – and you accept what you can’t change. Tough on the outside, you are actually soft and relenting. Jealous at times, you are extremely loyal and giving to those you […]

Sweetheart, love, good dates, relationship length, signs, cheating, cranberry cobbler cake

June 13, 2014

Yay for relationship Blogthings! Maybe You Would Pick Your Sweetheart Again… But Maybe Not! It’s a tough call. Your relationship definitely isn’t what it used to be. Things between you and your sweetheart are okay, but somehow, it’s not how you would have imagined it would be. Try to talk to your partner about your […]

What Sign is Your Wild Side?

June 11, 2014

Your Wild Side is an Aquarius Your wild side is rebellious and easy to tap into. You love to shake things up. You are very independent and experimental. You are the type to do something simply because others tell you that you can’t. You don’t try to be eccentric; you were naturally born that way. […]