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Chrystal! / Barry! / What Age Guy Should You Date? / What’s Your True Sign?

October 13, 2017

I called Chrystal at work at 10:35 AM to remind her about our get-together tonight. After a nap, I called Barry to see if we could set up a food shopping appointment. He said he’d “left a message on the machine,” but I haven’t used it in years! The appointment is for payday, Oct. 25 […]

Jim Playfair was a hockey player?! / A purple Virgo fairy! / You’re and your

September 11, 2016

Mom sent me an email, spelling “Sarne” as SHANE. I know she has sent Harmony some indecipherable text messages before, though. Eric Ho sent me an email before 10 AM, saying that he thinks he can come to Saturday’s dinner, which is good, so I gave him the “final details.” Jim Playfair was a hockey […]

Peeing! / Eve, Darren, Brad / Five-Spice pig ears! / Ricky Gervais horoscopes

May 22, 2016

BREATH OF FIRE II Retranslated! I did go out to meet Eve, Carol, Sabrina, Darren S., and others at a bar called Toby’s near Broadway / Commercial last night at 6:35 after having coffee and a sandwich, just missing the 407 bus. I had to wait about half an hour for the next one (but […]

Blue screens! / Pizza and crust soulmates?! / Falling out the window as a baby?!

February 18, 2016

I got a blue screen of death at 11 AM today! The last time I got one was on September 9, 2015. From Wesley: One person loving the pizza and one person loving the crust means that God is telling them they’re soulmates, according to this Facebook quiz site called Meaww?! Oh my… From Vanessa, […]

What’s Your Celtic Horoscope? / Sriracha Martini!

March 17, 2015

What’s Your Celtic Horoscope? You Are A Lime Tree You are intelligent, hard-working, and innately successful. You try to change what you can in life – and you accept what you can’t change. Tough on the outside, you are actually soft and relenting. Jealous at times, you are extremely loyal and giving to those you […]

Sweetheart, love, good dates, relationship length, signs, cheating, cranberry cobbler cake

June 13, 2014

Yay for relationship Blogthings! Maybe You Would Pick Your Sweetheart Again… But Maybe Not! It’s a tough call. Your relationship definitely isn’t what it used to be. Things between you and your sweetheart are okay, but somehow, it’s not how you would have imagined it would be. Try to talk to your partner about your […]

What Sign is Your Wild Side?

June 11, 2014

Your Wild Side is an Aquarius Your wild side is rebellious and easy to tap into. You love to shake things up. You are very independent and experimental. You are the type to do something simply because others tell you that you can’t. You don’t try to be eccentric; you were naturally born that way. […]

Elemental archetype and birth flower

June 28, 2013

You Are a Peacemaker You fall under the earth element. Like earth, you are stable and grounded. People turn to you when their worlds are spinning. You provide a steady and reasoned perspective. You center yourself from within. Your tranquility doesn’t rely on your surroundings. You are a nurturer, and you always take care of […]

Mike A., wiffle ball, feedback, ringette, testing mics

May 27, 2013

Talked to Marko / Cody / Eve / Caitlin / Holly / Mike A. on Mumble last night about Five Guys, In-N-Out, hamburger joints, Toronto, babies, anniversaries, embarrassing things parents say, wiffle ball, pop flavors (peach / raspberry / lime / vanilla), feedback, ringette, and curling. Also discussed memories, field hockey / Erika Fursevich, lacrosse, […]

My Birth Color

April 5, 2013

Up early again… why am I not surprised? Your Birth Color is Orange You bring a lot of joy into the lives of others. You are a truly happy person, and your happiness is contagious. The secret to your good mood is simply fulfillment. You choose to find meaning in the tiniest and most mundane […]