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Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Loyalty is a girl?! / Tymerra and ANOTHER POOH BEAR?!

October 11, 2018

From Julie: There’s a kid out there named Loyalty, and this one is a girl?! From Julie: Tymerra?! What was wrong with Tamara?! BAD SPELLING! Also, 42 and 26? Holy age gap, Batman! From Julie: Wait, there’s ANOTHER black guy out there named POOH BEAR?!

Early Charlemagne?! / Torrance is a name?! / Can’t stop drinking coffee!

June 17, 2018

It’s Father’s Day today. I discovered (old?) mouse turds in the storage box, so had to throw it (and stray lids) out along with all its contents: THE ASSASSIN’S CLOAK, Kleenex boxes, mini-Kleenex, papers, and more! Went out to Shoppers Drug Mart on a 407 at 11:30 to get a shrimp tempura roll for International […]

Devoid Couch?! / Chasity?! / Iyana, Quanasia, Blayton, Markeese, and Alexius?!

June 11, 2018

Devoid Couch?! From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that’s what you’re going for! From Julie: Iyana?! From Julie: Quanasia?! From Julie: Blayton?! From Julie: Markeese?! From Julie: Alexius?!

Defenestration Day! / Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! / Chrisandra?! / Namingway in Agart

May 21, 2018

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! COFFEE TIME! Mom wanted me to go to Kwong Chow tomorrow for dinner with Uncle Joe and Auntie Wing Yee, but I’m not in the mood for more pretending. Besides, I have to soak up the ME TIME! Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! Reminds me of Jeremiah for some reason… From Julie: Chrisandra? Smushing […]

Orval Overall?! / POOH BEAR, Shaquanda, Cherokee, Chrishaunda, and Ca-Ceon?!

May 15, 2018

Orval Overall?! From Julie: POOH BEAR, Tyrone, and Shaquanda?! From Julie: Cherokee?! From Julie: Chrishaunda?! Girl, if that’s your third appearance on the MAURY SHOW, you need to re-evaluate your life decisions! From Julie: Ca-Ceon?! Like Cay-Shon? What?!

Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa! / Merci chocolates! / Hella Christofi / Having the flu!

January 28, 2018

I went out in the rainy weather at 2:10 on a 407 to buy Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa cough medicine (THE BEST!) / more stickers (PJ Masks / rewards!) / ten $2 MARTEX washcloths / on-sale NEW Merci chocolate ($8.88!) / a replacement GIBSON owl coffee mug / on-sale Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup x6 […]

Indonesian Hitler, coffee pot being a coffee mug, Dopey Wolf, Grumpy Wolf

November 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 11 AM today; the game went to overtime and an epic entertaining shootout lasting seven rounds, but the Canucks lost 4-3. Chris W. says that this Indonesian guy’s parents named him Hitler, and he decided to run for office with a party led by a man banned […]

All rare FINAL FANTASY VI items, Ming Ming Chen, Brazilian penises and holy milk

October 2, 2017

All rare FINAL FANTASY VI items, some of which you need a code for: Cider, Old Clock Key, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Lump of Metal, Lola’s Letter, Coral, Books, Royal Letter, Rust-Rid, Autograph (an opera singer’s autograph), Manicure (pretty red manicure), Opera Record (has a small scratch), Magnifying Glass (has a convex lens), Rare Stone […]