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Congress Lepou and Bread of Life Faiupu?! / A crocodile, a buffalo, and a bra?!

September 11, 2019

Today’s date is ALSO a palindrome: 9/11/19! At 2:05, I called Chrystal at work to ask where she’d gone on her cruise since I’d forgotten to ask last time: Copenhagen as a starting point sounds nice! Then just in case, I invited her to the Cactus Club dinner on the 21st, but I know she […]

DON’T ARGUE! / Towels / Drunk people / Buldak Topokki / Venis Goodman is a GUY?!

August 27, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4:20 on a 407 to have dinner with Jon and the family at Don’t Argue pizzeria, AKA Louie’s parents’ place, which is closing down on Friday. (that’s NOT easily Googleable, Jon!) I was so early to Marine Drive that I killed time at the usual place by […]

Nataly Buhr?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE! / Gemel Smith and Givani Smith?! WHAT?

August 5, 2019

From This is True: Nataly Buhr?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE! Gemel Smith signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning?!

Juatasha (Wa-Tasha) Denton-McCaster murdered and dismembered her husband Norman?! HOLY WOW!

June 8, 2019

My iron pills are variegated in color now! Old and new mixed together! I am also officially done with all my eyedrops for now! From Crime Watch Daily: Juatasha Denton-McCaster dismembered her husband Norman?!

Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Loyalty is a girl?! / Tymerra and ANOTHER POOH BEAR?!

October 11, 2018

From Julie: There’s a kid out there named Loyalty, and this one is a girl?! From Julie: Tymerra?! What was wrong with Tamara?! BAD SPELLING! Also, 42 and 26? Holy age gap, Batman! From Julie: Wait, there’s ANOTHER black guy out there named POOH BEAR?!

Early Charlemagne?! / Torrance is a name?! / Can’t stop drinking coffee!

June 17, 2018

It’s Father’s Day today. I discovered (old?) mouse turds in the storage box, so had to throw it (and stray lids) out along with all its contents: THE ASSASSIN’S CLOAK, Kleenex boxes, mini-Kleenex, papers, and more! Went out to Shoppers Drug Mart on a 407 at 11:30 to get a shrimp tempura roll for International […]

Devoid Couch?! / Chasity?! / Iyana, Quanasia, Blayton, Markeese, and Alexius?!

June 11, 2018

Devoid Couch?! From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that’s what you’re going for! From Julie: Iyana?! From Julie: Quanasia?! From Julie: Blayton?! From Julie: Markeese?! From Julie: Alexius?!

Defenestration Day! / Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! / Chrisandra?! / Namingway in Agart

May 21, 2018

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! COFFEE TIME! Mom wanted me to go to Kwong Chow tomorrow for dinner with Uncle Joe and Auntie Wing Yee, but I’m not in the mood for more pretending. Besides, I have to soak up the ME TIME! Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! Reminds me of Jeremiah for some reason… From Julie: Chrisandra? Smushing […]