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Hug coupon, shoveling snow in Canada, Wawa, Niiue’s Magicant, baby Greyface

February 21, 2017

From Wesley: Hug coupon! Hugs are fat-free, sugar-free, and require no batteries. Hugs reduce blood pressure, body temperature, and heart rate. They also help relieve pain and depression. Expiry date: NEVER! From Pete: Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” never shoveled snow off a […]

A defecating grasshopper, Farts In The Wild, a weird glitchy battle background

February 7, 2017

From Chris: A defecating grasshopper! From Julie: A book called FARTS IN THE WILD: A SPOTTER’S GUIDE! In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary fight a couple of Marshmallow Puffs in Chipley. What the heck is with this weird glitchy battle background?! Maybe it’s codes… but at least I could teleport back to […]

King Cairo, Chyna, and Tyga?! / Use the force, Harry! / Knitted toilet paper?!

December 13, 2016

The Canucks played Carolina at 4 today, and were winning 5-2, but the Hurricanes ended up winning 8-6 at home. WHY DON’T THE CANUCKS KILL PENALTIES?! From Julie: Tyga, Chyna, and King Cairo?! Chris W. sent this Grammarly picture to me. How to offend four groups of geeks in one photo. “Use the force, Harry” […]

No LIKING OR SHARING attempted guilt trips! / XKCD, Data the android, grammar!

November 23, 2016

I paid my Shaw bill online today, and managed to get together the $50 needed in an envelope (bank envelopes!) for half my passport fee BEFORE February 2017… here’s hoping that Mom remembers she and Dad will pay the other half! Jayne Buzunis attempted to add me to Facebook – DENIED! I called IndigoSpirit to […]

I can’t keep drinking like this! / TravelJohn disposable urinal / Washing hands

November 3, 2016

THE CHICAGO CUBS BEAT THEIR 108-YEAR-OLD CURSE LAST NIGHT BY WINNING THE WORLD SERIES! 😀 Chinese Eric actually emailed me last night, but he wants to come over on Saturday afternoon. Yay. (sarcasm) I went out at 12 (just missing the 401) to the liquor store so I could get two True Tap bottle opener […]

Marqus, Wan Choo, Shay Kitoff, Shufa Lin, Nan Wun Wun, Chris Cross, Tim Berr

October 30, 2016

I just got a blue screen of death! Thankfully, I’d finished playing my game for the night, and had finished my WordPress drafts for the night as well. From Julie: Marqus is NOT Marcus or Markus! You missed MARQUIS by one letter, and your son isn’t royalty, except maybe in your own heads! From Andrew […]

Winnie the Pooh characters on drugs, anagrams, blue butts and office toilets

October 16, 2016

I just finished a LiveJournal tagging idea that I had very late last night involving Doge / Shiba Inu / Kabosu! Might as well finish it before I focus on the hockey game tonight… it only took three hours or so! Product warning: No more pot pies since they aren’t as filling as I thought […]

Not killing your wife with work, soda pop making me sterile, Josephine Scott

September 13, 2016

Harmony emailed me this morning to wonder if I was free this afternoon. Sure – I can even leave at 4! Hahaha! From Chris W. and a Cracked article: Don’t kill your wife with work! Let electricity do it. From Julie, who saw this on MAURY: Soda pop made me sterile… that can’t be my […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

Ward Hurt Goodenough, Cody Goodnight, mistaken devil not withstanding the storm

August 23, 2016

Vanessa called at 1:15 to complain about her narcissistic mother-in-law’s WTF comments about Buddhist statues at an Asian restaurant (“what is THAT doing here?!”), Jason defending his mom (“That’s just how she is!” “Racist and bigoted is being old-school?! She should be reincarnated as a visible minority!”), his mom being overly Christian (I said that […]