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Being 10/10 on 10/10, Deandre, Tyrah, Chrisanthea, Kendleigh, Karson, and Kobe?!

October 10, 2019

After FINALLY finding my Press-It-Seal-It envelopes in a Snapware container and then putting them in the index cards bag, I went to the pharmacy next door at 2 to get some new Tylenol Extra Strength Complete Cold, Cough, and Flu – my existing box expired last month (September 2019), but it was the only thing […]

Congress Lepou and Bread of Life Faiupu?! / A crocodile, a buffalo, and a bra?!

September 11, 2019

Today’s date is ALSO a palindrome: 9/11/19! At 2:05, I called Chrystal at work to ask where she’d gone on her cruise since I’d forgotten to ask last time: Copenhagen as a starting point sounds nice! Then just in case, I invited her to the Cactus Club dinner on the 21st, but I know she […]

DON’T ARGUE! / Towels / Drunk people / Buldak Topokki / Venis Goodman is a GUY?!

August 27, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4:20 on a 407 to have dinner with Jon and the family at Don’t Argue pizzeria, AKA Louie’s parents’ place, which is closing down on Friday. (that’s NOT easily Googleable, Jon!) I was so early to Marine Drive that I killed time at the usual place by […]

Nataly Buhr?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE! / Gemel Smith and Givani Smith?! WHAT?

August 5, 2019

From This is True: Nataly Buhr?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE! Gemel Smith signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning?!

Juatasha (Wa-Tasha) Denton-McCaster murdered and dismembered her husband Norman?! HOLY WOW!

June 8, 2019

My iron pills are variegated in color now! Old and new mixed together! I am also officially done with all my eyedrops for now! From Crime Watch Daily: Juatasha Denton-McCaster dismembered her husband Norman?!

Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Loyalty is a girl?! / Tymerra and ANOTHER POOH BEAR?!

October 11, 2018

From Julie: There’s a kid out there named Loyalty, and this one is a girl?! From Julie: Tymerra?! What was wrong with Tamara?! BAD SPELLING! Also, 42 and 26? Holy age gap, Batman! From Julie: Wait, there’s ANOTHER black guy out there named POOH BEAR?!

Early Charlemagne?! / Torrance is a name?! / Can’t stop drinking coffee!

June 17, 2018

It’s Father’s Day today. I discovered (old?) mouse turds in the storage box, so had to throw it (and stray lids) out along with all its contents: THE ASSASSIN’S CLOAK, Kleenex boxes, mini-Kleenex, papers, and more! Went out to Shoppers Drug Mart on a 407 at 11:30 to get a shrimp tempura roll for International […]

Devoid Couch?! / Chasity?! / Iyana, Quanasia, Blayton, Markeese, and Alexius?!

June 11, 2018

Devoid Couch?! From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that’s what you’re going for! From Julie: Iyana?! From Julie: Quanasia?! From Julie: Blayton?! From Julie: Markeese?! From Julie: Alexius?!