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Early Charlemagne?! / Torrance is a name?! / Can’t stop drinking coffee!

June 17, 2018

It’s Father’s Day today. I discovered (old?) mouse turds in the storage box, so had to throw it (and stray lids) out along with all its contents: THE ASSASSIN’S CLOAK, Kleenex boxes, mini-Kleenex, papers, and more! Went out to Shoppers Drug Mart on a 407 at 11:30 to get a shrimp tempura roll for International […]

Devoid Couch?! / Chasity?! / Iyana, Quanasia, Blayton, Markeese, and Alexius?!

June 11, 2018

Devoid Couch?! From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that’s what you’re going for! From Julie: Iyana?! From Julie: Quanasia?! From Julie: Blayton?! From Julie: Markeese?! From Julie: Alexius?!

Defenestration Day! / Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! / Chrisandra?! / Namingway in Agart

May 21, 2018

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! COFFEE TIME! Mom wanted me to go to Kwong Chow tomorrow for dinner with Uncle Joe and Auntie Wing Yee, but I’m not in the mood for more pretending. Besides, I have to soak up the ME TIME! Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! Reminds me of Jeremiah for some reason… From Julie: Chrisandra? Smushing […]

Orval Overall?! / POOH BEAR, Shaquanda, Cherokee, Chrishaunda, and Ca-Ceon?!

May 15, 2018

Orval Overall?! From Julie: POOH BEAR, Tyrone, and Shaquanda?! From Julie: Cherokee?! From Julie: Chrishaunda?! Girl, if that’s your third appearance on the MAURY SHOW, you need to re-evaluate your life decisions! From Julie: Ca-Ceon?! Like Cay-Shon? What?!

Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa! / Merci chocolates! / Hella Christofi / Having the flu!

January 28, 2018

I went out in the rainy weather at 2:10 on a 407 to buy Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa cough medicine (THE BEST!) / more stickers (PJ Masks / rewards!) / ten $2 MARTEX washcloths / on-sale NEW Merci chocolate ($8.88!) / a replacement GIBSON owl coffee mug / on-sale Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup x6 […]

Indonesian Hitler, coffee pot being a coffee mug, Dopey Wolf, Grumpy Wolf

November 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 11 AM today; the game went to overtime and an epic entertaining shootout lasting seven rounds, but the Canucks lost 4-3. Chris W. says that this Indonesian guy’s parents named him Hitler, and he decided to run for office with a party led by a man banned […]

All rare FINAL FANTASY VI items, Ming Ming Chen, Brazilian penises and holy milk

October 2, 2017

All rare FINAL FANTASY VI items, some of which you need a code for: Cider, Old Clock Key, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Lump of Metal, Lola’s Letter, Coral, Books, Royal Letter, Rust-Rid, Autograph (an opera singer’s autograph), Manicure (pretty red manicure), Opera Record (has a small scratch), Magnifying Glass (has a convex lens), Rare Stone […]

Hug coupon, shoveling snow in Canada, Wawa, Niiue’s Magicant, baby Greyface

February 21, 2017

From Wesley: Hug coupon! Hugs are fat-free, sugar-free, and require no batteries. Hugs reduce blood pressure, body temperature, and heart rate. They also help relieve pain and depression. Expiry date: NEVER! From Pete: Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” never shoveled snow off a […]

A defecating grasshopper, Farts In The Wild, a weird glitchy battle background

February 7, 2017

From Chris: A defecating grasshopper! From Julie: A book called FARTS IN THE WILD: A SPOTTER’S GUIDE! In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary fight a couple of Marshmallow Puffs in Chipley. What the heck is with this weird glitchy battle background?! Maybe it’s codes… but at least I could teleport back to […]

King Cairo, Chyna, and Tyga?! / Use the force, Harry! / Knitted toilet paper?!

December 13, 2016

The Canucks played Carolina at 4 today, and were winning 5-2, but the Hurricanes ended up winning 8-6 at home. WHY DON’T THE CANUCKS KILL PENALTIES?! From Julie: Tyga, Chyna, and King Cairo?! Chris W. sent this Grammarly picture to me. How to offend four groups of geeks in one photo. “Use the force, Harry” […]