Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘restarts’ Category

Dayshaun, Dorethea, Ebony for a black person, and De Chanel?! / Nobody cares!

July 15, 2018

Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted! Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY! From Julie: Dayshaun?! From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not! From Julie: De Chanel?! […]

Salmon jerky! / Creepy Easter Bunny 44! / Lluvia Waggoner?! / Kevin Duck?!

April 1, 2018

The computer restarted at 6 AM! I went out to Shoppers Drug Mart at 1:20 on a 407, and bought on-sale Marketplace Cuisine meals (Butternut Squash Ravioli / Tortilla Crusted Fish / Vermont white macaroni and cheese / Sesame Chicken), on-sale canola oil, on-sale President’s Choice milk chocolate eggs for Chrystal. Then I went to […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 12! / Chinese New Year stickers 3! / Maurkeece Foreman?!

February 28, 2018

The Canucks played the Rangers tonight at 7, and lost 6-5 in an albeit entertaining game in overtime. The computer also restarted five minutes before the game ended. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 12! From Julie: Chinese New Year Facebook stickers 3! From Julie: Maurkeece Foreman?!

Extreme friendship dealbreakers, female-coded swimsuits, fake-quitting smoking

February 25, 2018

The computer just restarted! From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, Bmoreisapunkrocktown, we do not have such extreme friendship dealbreakers around kids, significant others, transphobia, extroversion, clingy communication, etc. ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE! You’re the bad apple who makes childfree people, black people, AND introverts look bad! She even went all “special snowflake” on […]

Restarts! UGH! / Will Warm and Beck Warm?! / Melany Knott and Kaisy Knott?!

November 16, 2017

This computer just restarted! The Canucks have a prospect named Will Warm?! And his twin brother is Beck Warm?! What if they want to be COLD, like at the ice hockey rink?! From The Washington Post: Melany Knott named her daughter KAISY Knott?! This actually reminds me of an Asian girl in Daniel Fellowship (1994-1999?) […]

Purple dragon lady! / Suffering from butthurt / Blocking people on Facebook

November 7, 2017

The computer just restarted! Jimmy told me today that he was planning on coming to the Vancouver area after going to Fort St. John up north to see Milan next May (ugh), so I said to let me know if he definitely does that. He says he is definitely planning on exploring Vancouver, so I […]

Disposing of garbage bins! / The flashing tile level in FF1’s Lifespring Grotto!

October 1, 2017

I tried opening an Arm and Hammer toothpaste tube today, and it COULD NOT BE OPENED, so I threw it out! Luckily, my last spare COULD be opened! I went shopping at 3 today on a 407, and got a replacement Vileda pail (the last one had soap scum on it) / Arm and Hammer […]

Fiery dragon explosion, dragon roller coaster, HAGAR THE HORRIBLE mini-dragon

July 4, 2017

The computer just restarted by itself for the first time since November 14! From Krista: Fiery dragon explosion! From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: DRAGON ROLLER COASTER! This HAGAR THE HORRIBLE comic strip is from Julie. Lucky Eddie: “Look what I got you, boy! Little Dragon Treats! Now Gluten Free! Miniature dragons make the best […]

Robots, Captain Drunk, no monsters, Soylent Green, sewage, geologists, cheese

November 14, 2016

This computer just restarted by itself! Colin, Keri, Xeria, and Lo Wang have robot bodies: Infina has been defeated! After defeating Infina, Colin and Keri stay overnight in Selkirk. The next day’s newspaper headline: “Captain Drunk beats EARTHBOUND hack after Saturday morning cartoons.” After defeating Infina, Colin and Keri stay overnight in Lockport. The next […]

Memes with spelling or grammar errors, correcting everyone’s grammar, messages

June 3, 2016

The computer restarted by itself just now at 8! Thank goodness I had the presence of mind to save a bunch of edits in my draft entry half an hour ago! From Writers Write: Grumpy Cat: Meme has spelling or grammar error… Joke is now dead to me. Internet Success Kid: I’m gonna correct everyone’s […]