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Treveon, Keisha, Amaya, Jaliah, Keven, Ozell, Dick Shoemaker, and Goldie Lock?!

May 20, 2019

From Julie: Brandi is perfectly fine, but Treveon and Keisha?! From Julie: Amaya?! From Julie: Jaliah?! From Julie: Keven?! BAD SPELLING OF KEVIN! From Julie: Ozell?! From Bored Panda: Dick Shoemaker?! From Bored Panda: Goldie Lock?! Advertisements

Kennethia Barnes and Emotions Paradise Universe?! WHAT A NAME CHANGE! IRAQ!

May 17, 2019

I went out at 2 to see Rachel at The Caring Place on a 414, and pleasantly discovered that the three nearby bus stops have FINALLY been liberated from construction and are now operational again! WOO! I definitely had to text Paulo to let him know, especially since they’d just been officially reinstated yesterday! After […]

Kaelin Hedrick?! / Wear ever you go their your?! / Jean Bastard-Rosset?!

May 14, 2019

Coffee, croissants, and a seed-filled bagel with cream cheese for breakfast. Leftovers for lunch, then said hi to the kids when they came home later. Homemade pizza creations for dinner! Cheese pizza, pesto chicken pizza, and hot dog cheese pizza! The original pesto chicken pizza was burned, so Deb had to make another one. Later, […]

A Poo T-shirt, Four Loko cocoa and Xanax marshmallows, Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck

May 12, 2019

Bacon, omelets, sausages, coffee, ketchup, English muffins, and sriracha sauce for a brunch before we made it to Steveston so Dylan could bike around and the kids could play in the park. I found a library book at Steveston which is so me! MOONBEAMS, DUMPLINGS, AND DRAGON BOATS! Later, we had Popsicles and chips while […]

Dorcas! / Jaccarra, Montavius, Bianka, Kimbellah, Kendralyn, and Reyna Magana?!

May 5, 2019

Dorcas Lee unfriended me yesterday on her birthday – okay, then! I also flipped someone off at 8:30 AM since she was making a left turn on MY green light when I was halfway into the crosswalk already! She had a huge SUV! From Julie: Jaccarra?! From Julie: Montavius?! From Julie: Bianka?! BAD SPELLING of […]

Woman Dean, Trevon, Maji, Jamira, Tamica, Promysse, Dr. Glenn Payne, and Poo?!

April 29, 2019

From Julie: A woman named Dean?! I’ve heard of Billie Dean or something, but not Dean by itself… From Julie: Trevon?! From Julie: Noah is fine for a boy, but Maji?! From Julie: Jamira?! From Julie: Tamica?! From Julie: Promysse?! BAD SPELLING OF PROMISE! From Bored Panda: Dr. Glenn Payne the dentist?! From Bored Panda: […]

Dave Grohl finding some fucks! / Ianieka eating toilet paper?! / Bill Buttram?!

April 27, 2019

From Julie: When you can’t seem to find any fucks to give, but Dave Grohl shows you where to find some. Look, they’re over there! From TYRA: Ianieka admits she eats four rolls of toilet paper a week. From Bored Panda: Bill Buttram?!

Tatiana Vagina, Rudi Schits, E.R. Badcock, Dick Cooke, and James Cokayne?!

April 25, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Mom and Dad dropped by at 3:35, and thank goodness that was ALL it was! No, I didn’t need to split a $50 bill at the bank since the nearby Coast Capital ATM gives out $50 bills! Random stuff from Mom and Dad: $50 from Great-Aunt in Hong Kong, […]

I WRECKED YOUR TOILET?! / GOODBYE, TESTICLES?! / Marquise and Tisheanna?!

April 19, 2019

It’s Good Friday 2019 today! From Julie: YOU WRECKED MY TOILET won the Runner-Up Prize in 1957 for Disgusting Literature?! Sounds about right… From Ebaumsworld: GOODBYE, TESTICLES?! From Julie: Marquise?! Your kid isn’t royalty! From Julie: Tisheanna pronounced as Tosh-Ee-Onna?! I would go with Tish-Ee-Anna!

No Troy?! / Jaszmyne, D’Quion as Day-Quan, Desirae, Tee?! / Dave Assman?!

April 16, 2019

Troy unfriended me from Facebook again – okay, then! From Julie: Jaszmyne?! BAD SPELLING! Just pick S or Z, not both at once! Makes it harder to spell, really. From Julie: D’Quion?! It is pronounced DAY-QUAN for some reason. I would have gone with DE-KEON or something. From Julie: Desirae?! What was wrong with Desiree?! […]