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Archive for the ‘poo’ Category

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

Hiding things from black people! / A band called Dwarf Shit?! / Ivey is a name?!

February 13, 2018

It’s Mardi Gras today! Steph and Lisa offered to pay for my flights if I want to visit them in early April since she goes back to work on April 16. That sounds good to me! Also, I got an email from AWESOME Chinese Eric this morning, saying that he’d come home late last night, […]

Making the dog poop outside! / Poop-colored sleepwear!

February 6, 2018

A dog and a baby are talking. Baby: “Seriously? They make you poop outside?” Dog: “Yeah…” From Julie M. and Walmart: Angelina unisex plush animal one-piece novelty sleepwear / lounge wear! The actual color IS poop!

A heart, Relisha Rudd, Unique Raquel Leona Harris

February 4, 2018

From Eve: A heart! From r/UnresolvedMysteries: Relisha Rudd?! Like RELISH?! From r/UnresolvedMysteries: Unique RaQuel Leona Harris?!

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

52 Things To Do While You Poo! / A lacy toilet cover!

January 24, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: 52 Things To Do While You Poo, The Coloring Book?! From Julie M. and Wish: A fashionable lace toilet seat cover?!

Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! / Zombies rolling eyes! / Covering up poop sounds!

January 20, 2018

From Julie: Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! This zombie says, “Don’t roll your eyes at me!!” to another zombie. From We Love To Laugh: Bathroom tip! Discreetly cover up your poop sounds by continually shrieking at the top of your lungs.

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Krissandra Humphrey?! / Zeus Morales?! / Crysania Dante?! / Catie Stankorb?!

January 4, 2018

I decided to go out on the 407 to Yaohan, but that actually took fucking forever compared to going to the Canada Line and taking it to Aberdeen Station. Ugh, never again! I had some noodles with beef internal organs after buying Soo Spicy Szechuan beef jerky, Soo Keta wild Pacific salmon black pepper jerky, […]