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Archive for the ‘poo’ Category

Early Charlemagne?! / Torrance is a name?! / Can’t stop drinking coffee!

June 17, 2018

It’s Father’s Day today. I discovered (old?) mouse turds in the storage box, so had to throw it (and stray lids) out along with all its contents: THE ASSASSIN’S CLOAK, Kleenex boxes, mini-Kleenex, papers, and more! Went out to Shoppers Drug Mart on a 407 at 11:30 to get a shrimp tempura roll for International […]

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?!

Covadonga del Busto Naval?! / Lakadrian is a girl?! / Zaevion?! / Asia?!

May 28, 2018

Barry came by at 10:50 and removed one more dead mouse (on a glue trap) under the couch, and set up one more snap trap. Covadonga del Busto Naval?! From Julie: Lakadrian is a girl?! From Julie: Zaevion?! From Julie: Salvatore is fine, but ASIA?!

STAR WARS Stormtrooper toilet decal, Donald Dump poop spoof pin, I LUV POO

May 22, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: A toilet decal inspired by the STAR WARS Stormtroopers! From Julie M. and Wish: A Donald Dump spoof poop emoji pin! From Cuya’s Discord server: I LUV POO license plate on this Toyota Corolla in Georgia!

Orval Overall?! / POOH BEAR, Shaquanda, Cherokee, Chrishaunda, and Ca-Ceon?!

May 15, 2018

Orval Overall?! From Julie: POOH BEAR, Tyrone, and Shaquanda?! From Julie: Cherokee?! From Julie: Chrishaunda?! Girl, if that’s your third appearance on the MAURY SHOW, you need to re-evaluate your life decisions! From Julie: Ca-Ceon?! Like Cay-Shon? What?!

Enock Kwateng?! / TooReal?! / An amphibious Oakland Athletics baseball pitcher?!

May 7, 2018

Enock Kwateng?! Shouldn’t that be spelled ENOCH?! Bad spelling! From Julie: TooReal?! That’s not a name for your baby… From Steph and MLB Memes: An AMPHIBIOUS baseball pitcher named Pat Venditte makes his debut for the Oakland Athletics?!

Short people and perfection! / Duckens Nazon?! / Victor rodent repeller!

May 1, 2018

I called Barry at 9:40 this morning to remind him about going to Rona for a Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller, which cost $33. Kate had told me about them in Discord. We went there at 10:40 and he helped me plug it in here, too. Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller! From Alice […]

Poop brown bag combo! / Don’t Step In Poop! / The shit has hit the fan!

April 26, 2018

nFrom Julie: Poop brown bag combo! Julie saw this while out shopping at Walmart: Don’t Step In It! (NO POOP!) From Pete: The “Disregard Females, Acquire Currency” guy says, “The fecal material hath percussed the rotating blades that circulate air.”

Use the dog as bait?! / Tyvenea?! / Armageddon Draughn?! / Te’Andre?!

April 21, 2018

I left r/namenerds under both of my Reddit accounts because the mod thought that sharing my Bad and Unique Baby Names 8! album was “name-bashing.” I’ve got news for you: IT’S NOT, AND THE SUB SHOULD ALLOW THAT KIND OF THING. I don’t play well with people who always expect me to be positive, supporting, […]