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Archive for the ‘poo’ Category

Green dragon fire! / Baby Henry and Santa hat! / Sidewalks, tacos, lime juice

November 20, 2017

At 2:45, I went to the pharmacy next door to check on the status of my new birth control prescription since I only have a week’s worth of Minoral. The new pharmacist said that I could pick it up tomorrow afternoon, which is good! Vanessa sent me a Facebook message at 4:45 to say that […]

Toilet Trouble toy! / Shitbit! / 40,000 Americans injured by toilets each year!

November 14, 2017

Julie M. saw this Toilet Trouble toy at Walmart once! From my ex-friend Daniel M. and Gomer Blog: SHITBIT! From Wesley: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year. PADDED BATHROOM AND CARPETED FLOOR!

I want Venus the singer’s autograph on an eraser, toilet paper, or banana peels!

November 9, 2017

I left at 2:30 in warmer rainy weather for my appointment with Dr. Ruby, just managing to get the 403 from Brighouse. Yeah, I know the Minoral generic is strong, but it isn’t helpful if blood breaks out anyway! After getting yet another new prescription, I went to Big Crazy for a $5 bag of […]

Turd Baby is a store?! / Toilet Kool Koozie! / Abraham Smutz?! / Aletha Reed?!

November 7, 2017

From Engrish: There’s a store called Turd Baby?! From Jazmin and Neatorama: The Toilet Kool Koozie! Are you looking for a polite way to tell someone that you do not approve of their choice of canned beverage? You need the Toilet Kool Koozie from the NeatoShop. This reusable and easy-to-clean drink holder makes it perfectly […]

Automated microaggressions, dwarves swimming through lava, EARTHBOUND’s Chosen

November 6, 2017

From Bart_Calendar’s LiveJournal on October 5, 2017: “I came over here from your Facebook and immediately got AN AUTOMATED MICROAGGRESSION telling me how I too could transfer posts from LJ to FB. Fuck da Zuck.” No, Supergee! It’s mildly annoying at best, but that is not a microaggression! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party has […]

Glenn Close but no cigar! / Cop-outs are my favorite! / I AM ERROR in Karnak!

November 2, 2017

I showered today. Later, I also talked to John via Facebook messages since he’s coming here tomorrow. Maybe we can meet up once or twice! From Julie: Glenn Close! Glenn Close, but no cigar! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party finally makes it to Karnak after the worlds merge. They see this Castle Karnak soldier […]

Nicolas Cage and toilets! / Wiping a poop marker! / Stupid pooping haircuts!

October 25, 2017

From CuyaDK’s Discord server: Nicolas Cage is watching you when you go to the toilet! From Andy Dwyer and Reddit: Sometimes when I wipe… I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe… a hundred times. Still poop, still poop. It’s like I’m wiping a marker or something. From Julie: Stupid haircuts for […]

Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy, Steve Louder, remembering to flash the toilet

October 18, 2017

From Julie: Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy! From a Youtube documentary on the serial killer Joel Rifkin: Steve Louder works for the New York State Police?! What happens if he’s SOFTER?! Hahaha! From TAMAGOTCHI for the Game Boy: Remember to FLASH the toilet!

Chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looking like poop! / Unsure if fart or shart

October 11, 2017

From Vanessa and Vomitorium: This chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looks like a poop emoji! Baby: That moment when you’re not sure if it was a fart or a shart…

Nobody eating flamingo on Thanksgiving, Zack Wagoner, Bex Alles, Cepheron Kalle

October 7, 2017

From Julie S. and Fun Pics and Stuff: A turkey is in disguise as a flamingo, and his turkey friends are discussing this. “He’s got a point. Nobody eats a flamingo on Thanksgiving.” From Not Always Friendly: Zack Wagoner?! So do you drag a wagon with you all the time? From Not Always Right: Bex […]