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Easter Bunny Poop?! / A poop emoji non-stick tray! / Pee Patch Repair?!

March 30, 2020

From Julie: Easter Bunny Poop flavored marshmallows at CVS?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji non-stick tray! From Julie: Brown’s Pee Patch Repair at CVS!

Bad and Unique Names Galore 13 / WARNING! FART ZONE! / Farting screaming unicorn

March 22, 2020

Bad and Unique Baby Names 13! Turns out the hospital is closed – there goes a good place! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, “I don’t fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it’s a […]

Poo icons and signs!

March 16, 2020

Lots of signs up at the hospital saying that Coastal Health is now limiting visitors to family only because of the coronavirus! From Creative Market: Poo icons and signs!

Fuzzy blue toilet seat cover and 2002 memories! / Coronavirus? NO SHITTING!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! 😀 From Julie and 22 Words: Lord, no! Hey, we all love a comfortable toilet seat, so the idea of using a toilet cover shouldn’t be so shocking. But this… this is an affront to all that is good in the world. If that’s a fuzzy blue toilet seat cover, I […]

PooPaint toilet paper?! / GAS OUT: THE CARD GAME! / Redneck Leprechaun Name

March 4, 2020

From Melissa: The Japanese have come up with PooPaint Toilet Paper?! From Julie: A game called GAS OUT! Play your card, but DON’T PASS THE GAS! From Rock 101 and Scream Therapy: What is your Redneck Leprechaun Name? Dopey Bubba O’Fartsniffer!

A “back massager”?! / JAXTON?! / K-Mart Café! Little Caesar’s! / Emptying a dog?

February 26, 2020

I had a dream where my Discord UK friend Red and his wife Mrs. Weird had a LOT of kids (possibly on Duggar / Radford level with 20 or 22 kids!) in an exchange with the other side of the world, and some older kids smoked, and it was snowing, and someone hid a chocolate […]

Poop emoji Teeny Ty Beanie Baby stuffed toy!

February 18, 2020

I showered and did laundry today BEFORE going out. I don’t want to do it later when I get home! Poop emoji Teeny Ty Beanie Baby stuffed toy from London Drugs!

Happy sloth Valentine’s Day! / Colons, sentences, and sandwiches!

February 11, 2020

I got to stay home today due to sickness! From Julie and Sloth Hilda: Happy Valentine’s Day with a heart-shaped balloon! From Julie Warren and Mick Lee: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. Here’s an example. Jana ate her friend’s sandwich. Jana ate her friend’s colon.

In love, delicates, strawberry chiffon, Chinese mushrooms, insurance, pork blood

February 7, 2020

Hester’s husband Ni interrupted me at 1:20 today to investigate my lamp fixture / light bulb cover note. “No safety concern” and “that’s the one that came with the building?” and “I have to think”! AIYA! I also had to be an adult (again) since Auntie Vonnie texted me a couple days ago to say […]

Unknowingly doing the biggest poo in the world every day!

February 4, 2020

It’s snowing again! COFFEE TIME AND HOT CHOCOLATE TIME! Every day, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day. Just some shit for you to think about.