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Poop emoji birthday balloon, eating ice cream from a toilet, blue whale farts

September 19, 2017

I got a surprise birthday card from Pathways in the mail today – SWEET! 😀 Julie S. saw this poop emoji birthday balloon at the store! From Melissa: Eating poop ice cream from a toilet! From Pete and Check This Out: A blue whale can make a fart bubble big enough to fit a horse […]

Lord Galuf dropping a deuce in my toilet! / Shitting a whole moogle! / Food deprivation!

September 17, 2017

At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go on the hiryuu dragon to rescue the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party from Moogle Forest. This soldier puts up only token resistance. “Lord Galuf dropped a deuce in my toilet the other day, and I’m still working on plunging the thing.” At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go […]

Mirissa Sorensen, Mooshki Mitchell, Naoma Howard, Nicole Barbee, Phoenix Gray

September 10, 2017

From Not Always Working: Mirissa Sorensen?! Her parents should have known that MARISSA is always spelled with an A! From Not Always Right: Mooshki Mitchell?! Reminds me of a cow… MOO! From Not Always Working: Naoma Howard?! Shouldn’t that be NAOMI?! From Not Always Working: Nicole Barbee?! This is notable only because it reminds me […]

Elda Thórsdóttir, Erana Zeitler, Felis Dee, Frederika Maguire, Freydis Egilsdottir

September 2, 2017

It’s International Bacon Day today! From Not Always Right: Elda Thórsdóttir?! From Not Always Right: Erana Zeitler?! From Not Always Working: Felis Dee?! I’d be tempted to type this as “Felix” every single time! From Not Always Right: Frederika Maguire?! From Not Always Working: Freydis Egilsdottir?! I can see Freya, but not Freydis. Krista also […]

Scotland Williams, Björn Westling, Brandon Greif, Cerise Gwendolynn Gardner

August 27, 2017

Since I was up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From THE NEW DETECTIVES: Scotland Williams?! From Not Always Working: Björn Westling?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the last name as WRESTLING. From Not Always Working: Brandon Greif?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the […]

KOVOT poop mug! / Amanda Tootle?! / Dayanara Ryelle?! / Reality Winner?!

August 23, 2017

Julie S. found this ceramic KOVOT poop mug on Amazon! 😀 From Not Always Right: Amanda Tootle?! Makes me think of farting! From Not Always Right: Dayanara Ryelle?! I like the assonance of her name, so this is actually a cool one! From Reddit in June 2017: Reality Winner?!

No liquid farts, body! / More than you bargained for! / Will Farrell on sharting

August 17, 2017

From Ask Ideas: Body, why didn’t you tell me that this fart was going to be liquid?! From Ask Ideas: Ted Cruz is thinking, “When you think you farted, but it’s more than you bargained for…” From Ask Ideas: Will Farrell in ELF is thinking, “When you fart, but it wasn’t a fart…”

Shart week scarier than SHARK WEEK! / Cramming the toilet paper in horizontally!

August 10, 2017

I was up at 6:40 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From Julie S. and 9Gag: Shart Week! Even scarier than SHARK WEEK! Frustrated with the toilet paper holder? Just cram it in there horizontally somehow!

G-spot in the parking lot, a chili and rice BOWEL, fresh lame juice and soda

August 3, 2017

Steph called me at noon to catch up. She’d tried calling me last week to say that she’d received the card I’d mailed for baby Henry, but I’d been sleeping! She said that Cecilia and Angela Mok had visited her and baby Henry, and so did Sandy’s family. Thank goodness they didn’t go with Michael […]

Fighting the funny Negative Man from MOTHER 3 with his very emo quotes!

July 28, 2017

These were cobbled together from two separate Youtube videos, as my MOTHER 3 game is saved already in Chapter 8 at the point of no return in New Pork City, so I can’t go back to Argilla Pass in Chapter 7 to fight Negative Man again. You encountered Negative Man! Negative Man moaned, “Just get […]