Archive for the ‘poo’ Category

Discord roll of paper emote! / Poo Plungers or Poop Emoji toilet plungers!

July 14, 2020

I will shower and do laundry today! This is Discord’s “roll of paper” emote. We all think of toilet paper when we see it, though! From Julie: A display of Poo Plungers / poop emoji toilet plungers at the store! SQUATTY POTTY!

Rolled-up carpet neighbor burial, Aine Davis the stage manager, Mimmo Mimmo

July 8, 2020

From Julie: Just helped my neighbor bury a rolled-up carpet in the woods. Her boyfriend would’ve done it, but he’s out of town. HAHAHAHA! Being me, I had to edit in some visible hyphens via MS Paint. From Julie: Aine Davis is a stage manager?! From Reddit and r/hockey: Mimmo Mimmo is a retired Italian […]

Reddit Triple-Ply Toilet Paper Award!

July 1, 2020

Diarrhea: You can’t hold that shit in! From Reddit: Triple-Ply Toilet Paper Award!

Pooping Rosa the Pig! / Father’s Day 2020 breakfast tied up in a coffin bed!

June 29, 2020

From Julie: This sticker is Rosa the Pig pooping! This STAR JELLY comic is from Reddit and r/funny: The vampire children made you breakfast in a coffin bed for Father’s Day 2020, Dad!

Moms and Father’s Day cards?! / Ancient Egyptian inbreeding! / Reddit Premium!

June 21, 2020

Today is Father’s Day 2020. I didn’t have to do a fucking thing except text Dad, haha! After a much-needed afternoon nap, I decided to see if Ayler was available to talk, but Jon said not yet at 6:55. Ayler called me back a couple minutes later, saying he was calling me back – yup, […]

Jump On It?! PENIS! Poo-Ping Palace?! / Unicorn Poop Earrings! / Elvia?!

June 14, 2020

From Julie and Anorak UK: Jump On It?! Poo-Ping Palace?! From Julie M. and Amazon: Unicorn poop stud earrings! Rainbow glitter sparkle! From Julie: Elvia is a name?!

Harry and Mary Jane Boogers?! 420! COINCIDENCE! / Minuets! Mozart and Anna Bach!

June 11, 2020

Ayler called me at 7, and said I could cheer for the nurses and doctors if I wanted because he was going to do it. Hey, no problem! I put in a little more enthusiasm for him this time, and said that there had been a 7 PM cheer via car alarms WHOOP WHOOP yesterday […]

Unspeakable horror shart sign! / Donald Trump toilet brush! / Janean Brown?!

June 7, 2020

From Vanessa and Farts are Funny: What unspeakable horror made this restroom sign necessary? SHART EXPLOSION?! From Ryan B. and the NEW ZEALAND HERALD: Make your toilet great again with this Donald Trump toilet brush! HAHAHAHA! From Youtube: Andrew is fine, but Janean Brown?! BAD SPELLING OF JANINE! This article was written on June 7, […]

German Dance, tacos, croissants, Kelowna, 7 PM cheer, and a face mask comparison

June 3, 2020

I got up way early at 6 AM because of the sun – UGH! DOUBLE COFFEE TIME while FINALLY doing my fucking laundry! Chinese Eric said that he hadn’t been around the protest at the Art Gallery because he wasn’t working then – PHEW! Yes, it’s a tough situation in the States for sure. Ayler […]

Stouffer’s Grilled Chicken Teriyaki / Coronavirus smelly farts! / THE THREE STOOGES!

June 1, 2020

THREE STOOGES Youtube playlist, thanks to Mike! 148 videos so far! BUSES ARE BACK TO NORMAL NOW THAT IT’S JUNE! I had a dream where I eventually threw a fit because a new person got a lot of attention (including chocolate ice cream cake), and then I left the room full of people (including Andrea […]