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Funny names from the 2016 NFL Draft!

April 29, 2016

I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Su’a Cravens?! Leonte Carroo?! Cody Whitehair?! Briean Boddy-Calhoun?! That’s NOT how you spell Brian… Charone Peake?! Germain Ifedi?! Bronson Kaufusi?! Pharoh Cooper?! Fahn Cooper?! Rees Odhiambo?! Ezekiel Elliott?! Laquon Treadwell?! GHETTO! Xavien Howard?! Tyreek Hill?! Why would you name your kid something with “reek” […]

Name of the Year Archives 1! (331 names)

April 18, 2016

These are mostly from the Name of the Year archives. Cash Dixon Ringo Starlight?! Xzavie Jackson?! Monique Lawless?! Brothers named Sylvester Andre Thompson, Sylvester Durlentren Thompson, and Sylvester Primitvo Thompson?! Taco, Apple, Pork, Peper, Cofi, Colby, Pepci, Cinamaon-T, Chili, Sage, Bran, and Dentyne Pope?! Ignatius Babbage-Hockey?! Imogen Poots?! Ferrett Steinmetz?! theferrett doesn’t want to go […]

Funny names from the 2015 NFL Draft!

May 2, 2015

I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Za’Darius Smith?! Jay Ajayi?! Obum Gwacham?! Khalif Barnes?! Owamagbe Odighizuwa?! Hroniss Grasu?! Ali Marpet?! Like Carpet?! Xzavier Dickson?! Jeremiah Poutasi?! Tyeler Davison?! Tyler doesn’t need an E! Ifo Ekpre-Olomu?! Reshard Cliett?! If his parents were going for RICHARD, they failed big-time! Deiontrez Mount?! GHETTO! […]

Doctor Unheimlich, R-Re (Relucent_Energy)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withRabiderPixie’s Lurgy Cause: lack of beer in diet Symptoms: being unable to close mouth, coughing up blood, mildly dry eyes, narcolepsy Cure: take four spoons of cough medicine a day until it goes away Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me […]

Dream of quitting smoking and gay lovers / Stuff from the Surrealist

May 22, 2007

I had a weird dream which seemed to centre around some big dinner at Auntie May’s house, where there were lots of brightly-colored toys behind curtains for the kids! Vernon and Sarah made an appearance at the dinner, and announced that they were going to quit smoking in time for the Christmas holidays – we […]

Various celebrity / LOTR / Harry Potter Memegens

October 5, 2006

Thanks to Kitty (bornwitch), I present these quizzes to you: Your Celebrity Life (Girls) by amy Name Age State You Live In Fav. Color Your Boyfriend Your Best Friend Your Brother Your Sister How You Get Around Your Pet Sexy Celebrity Life (for girls) WITH PHOTOS! What celebrity will you marry? by naughtyblood Your name […]

All the poetry form results!

May 18, 2005

Here are all the results from the poetry form quiz! I, as a clerihew,Tend to be merry; tooMerry, it might, perhaps, by some, be claimed;But I’m sure that these people are wrong, and need to be grievously maimed. What Poetry Form Are You? If they told you I’m mad, then they lied.I’m odd, but it […]

A productive and reassuring post-midnight phone call with Palmer / Poetry Form / Music Stuff

May 18, 2005

I was up till 2:15 AM on the phone with Palmer. He’d told me all week that we could indeed be friends, that The Three weren’t going to kill me, and that we could get together in the future without worrying about the last few weeks. While I had believed him up to an extent, […]

All the hat results!

January 29, 2005

Here are all the results from the hat quiz! I am a Translucent Visor. I am something of a gambler, but generally a wise one – I only gamble if I expect to win. A negative aspect of this is that people tend to shy away from playing with me. What Sort of Hat Are […]

Jaded / Ghost Stories / 101 Ways To Say "I Love You" / Being random, Hats, Alcoholic Drinks quizzage

January 29, 2005

Rant On Ghosts, for Jennifer Why the hell do ghosts have to come in and mess stuff up for other people? I mean, here we are, just minding our own business… then suddenly, we have legions of demons / poltergeists / otherworldly presences deliberately messing with us! You should definitely read all the ghost stories […]