Archive for the ‘amy’ Category

Margaret Spellings is the education minister? / Lorena Bobbitt cut off a penis?

January 26, 2017

Margaret SPELLINGS is the EDUCATION minister?! Lorena Bobbitt CUT OFF her ex-husband’s penis?!

Lawless Love, Velociraptor, Dick Butt, Jack Goff, Firmus Dick, Ida Ho, FUCK

August 19, 2016

Lawless Love?! Hey, he and his wife had the same birthday of January 7! Velociraptor?! Dick Butt?! Jack Goff?! Father Firmus Dick?! Ida Ho?! I love the word FUCK, and saying it often doesn’t make me any less intelligent than you.

Leshas, Deleriyes, Elton John Jerrera Orozco, Bruce Lee Antonio Felix Cabrera

May 27, 2016

From Julie S.: Leshas?! From Reddit: Deleriyes Cramer?! Elton John Jerrera Orozco and Bruce Lee Antonio Felix Cabrera?!

Guinness / Pho Bich Nga / Splendid activity for love / Alice Cooper corruption

April 19, 2016

No more Ivory aloe body wash; it’s slightly irritating for five minutes, which is really not good for down there! I had a dream where Barry returned a Guinness World Records book to me via my mailslot, Julie and a LOT of other people (HUGS, INTI, etc.) commented on my journal using message board-style replies […]

Hogg-Paradise, Knapp-Sack, Farmer-Plant, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 27, 2016

Hogg-Paradise! Knapp-Sack! Farmer-Plant! Ware-Wolfe! Burger-King! Duer-Early! (do her early) Green-Weiner! Halleran-Schouten! Johnson-Muncher! Fedder-Oates! (fed her oats) Gass-Kramp! Weiner-Happe! Toy-Ohta! Love-Tickle!

Staples-Bottoms, Toole-Burns, Whyde-Hole, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 18, 2016

Switchblade Symphony, “Sleep” Staples-Bottoms! Toole-Burns, Whyde-Hole, Piccirilli-Pecorelli, Smelley-Farkas, Royle-Weiner, Schmitt-Head, Long-Ouch, Cannon-Bottom, Bird-Bath, Good-Lauck, Gross-Tingley, DeMoney-Hyder, Sell-Schmehl, Goosie-Gander, Dunn-Eaton, Macaroni-Cheves, Olah-Sailer, Eggen-Stake Toole-Burns! Whyde-Hole! Piccirilli-Pecorelli! Smelley-Farkas! Royle-Weiner! Schmitt-Head! Long-Ouch! Cannon-Bottom! Bird-Bath! Good-Lauck! Gross-Tingley! DeMoney-Hyder! Sell-Schmehl! Goosie-Gander! Making this one even better, they both live in GOOSE CREEK, South Carolina! Dunn-Eaton! Macaroni-Cheves! Olah-Sailer! Eggen-Stake!

Moore-Bacon, Gorey-Butcher, Sharp-Payne, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Moore-Bacon! Sawyer-Hiney! Rump-Orefice! Rather-Grim! Miller-Bruski! Gorey-Butcher! House-Reckker! King-Sizer! Coody-Head! Flynt-Stone! Ruff-Goings! Funk-Kee! Sharp-Payne! Yuhasz-Gass! Bush-Schaver! Johnson-Finder! Wenger-Dengler!

Bad hyphenated names: Gross-Pantti, Cockman-Dickman, Peters-Rising, and more!

November 20, 2015

Gross-Pantti! Wacker-Dailey! Wendt-Adaway! Kumon-Topomi! Cockman-Dickman! MacDonald-Berger! Aikin-Johnson! Gowen-Geter! Broeker-Nuckles! Jaeger-Meister! Golden-Showers! Peters-Rising! Butts-McCracken! Weener-Whipple!

Hyphenated last names can be a VERY bad idea… Long-Wiwi? Beaver-Wetter?

October 13, 2015

This is why you shouldn’t hyphenate your last names when you get married! Looney-Warde! Kuntz-Dick! Drinkwine-Layer! Filler-Quick! Hardy-Harr! Traylor-Hooker! Beaver-Wetter! Wang-Holder! Busch-Rash! Wait, there will be two people named Cynthia Rash, assuming she takes her husband’s name! Best-Lay! Long-Wiwi!

Too late for archival! / GONE GIRL Character / My ideal social scene

February 20, 2015

I got up in time today for food shopping, and have found myself having certain thoughts. IT’S MUCH TOO LATE NOW FOR AN ARCHIVAL! Aiya! You Are Desi You are more than a little eccentric, and you live enough of a charmed life that you’ve been able to get away with it. You sometimes have […]