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Hooker Road, Norwich, England?! / FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?! / Lesbia?!

March 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET TANK EMERGENCY! It wouldn’t flush, which was NOT ideal because Chinese Eric is coming over tomorrow! Besides, I really didn’t want to go across the street every time I needed to pee! So I bit the bullet and called Hester a few minutes later since I needed to […]

Shut your five-hole! / Driving accident near Walmart with BMW! / Nigeria and DJ?!

March 21, 2019

From We Love Hockey and Gayle Prowett in my Fearsome Canucks Fans group: A T-shirt that says “SHUT YOUR FIVE-HOLE” to the goalie! HAHAHA! From Reddit: Driving a black Mercedes in Richmond near the Walmart? Better watch out for those pesky sidewalks… the white BMW has no damage; it’s just snow! From Julie: Nigeria is […]

Kyron?! / Marcquietta?! / Kayin?! / The Consequences of Gay Marriage! Woo!

October 23, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 1:40 on a 401 (just missing a 407!) to do some shopping before seeing Rachel at The Caring Place. I got some takeout Boston Pizza Pasta Tuesday for National Pasta Month in October (Jambalaya Fettuccini!), then went to Price Smart while waiting on that. Bought some NEW on-sale […]

No eyeball ultrasound or whatever! / Uterus-haver?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

September 21, 2018

Jeremy emailed me to say that he could make it to Felico’s – YAY! Barry called me at 8:35 AM to confirm the time that he’d be picking me up, and 10:15 sounded fine to me. Then Dr. Wise’s office called me at 9:05 AM to say that they had “a situation” come up and […]

Orval Overall?! / POOH BEAR, Shaquanda, Cherokee, Chrishaunda, and Ca-Ceon?!

May 15, 2018

Orval Overall?! From Julie: POOH BEAR, Tyrone, and Shaquanda?! From Julie: Cherokee?! From Julie: Chrishaunda?! Girl, if that’s your third appearance on the MAURY SHOW, you need to re-evaluate your life decisions! From Julie: Ca-Ceon?! Like Cay-Shon? What?!

Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

February 24, 2018

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn’t an Asian name… Good grammar is like personal hygiene – you can ignore it if you want, but don’t be surprised when people draw their own conclusions. From Janina: Lesbian… please, no dudes. “One day, I […]

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]

Birth control and Advent calendars, Katherine Handcock, Ace Gayheart, Rae Gnomie

December 19, 2017

I happened to look out the window this morning and saw that it was SNOWING! DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Snark Ecards: Birth control pills are like cute little Advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. From Not Always Learning: Katherine Handcock?! I know this makes me immature, but I can’t help but snicker every […]

Dragon attacking a castle, Tyson Gay becoming Tyson Homosexual, bread dragons

November 29, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, despite redrum not being over yet. Gotta be decent for tomorrow… *sigh* I also finally got Lena’s cheque for the Lindt gingerbread truffles, which reminds me that I should get Corey’s birthday card in the mail. Maybe tomorrow, too! It’ll be the shit cake card from London Drugs, haha. […]

Baguette with a face! / Macho Gay Love musical magic! / Christon’s Mega Tower!

September 25, 2017

Christon emailed me the photos from last night at 8:30 AM, so I spent time uploading and tagging them as appropriate! I also posted them in Fearsome for Laurie, of course. From Julie S. and Tumblr: Why is this woman holding a baguette with a face?! Bartz has the SING ability in FINAL FANTASY V […]