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Machines and rice! / Halloween dragons! / Pumpkin spice cheesecake cookies?!

October 22, 2019

Harmony texted me to say that she’d booked the cleaners again at 3 on Thursday – yes, that works for me! After COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:15 on a 407 to help with the kids. I couldn’t pay my bus fare by cash, so that worked for me transfer-wise. I swear I put in […]

Amina / Charece / Bhakari Sr. / Bhakari Jr. / Brooklyn / Porsche / Vina?!

October 8, 2019

Since I didn’t have to help out with the kids today, I stayed home to wallow in redrum unglory, haha. I felt bad because I had genuinely forgotten to give the cleaner a $20 cash tip yesterday (and remembered the time when Eric made us go back to the Pho place next door to church […]

Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Big Crazy logos! / Cheese Bong Wang Mini Fish Sausages?! / MyKuali noodles!

June 26, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Sunlight Morning Fresh 64-load laundry detergent, on-sale Kellogg’s All-Bran Buds, GOOD TASTE and JOY dumplings x5 (Pork and Celery / Lamb and Onion / Pork and Tri-Treasure / Pork and Vegetable / Pork […]

Enjoy 1+1 CafĂ©! Paulo! / Johnniemae, Sade, Jazmyne, Juarez, Kingston, Zeelah

May 25, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, we learned that Steve had a migraine, so he was out for tonight. Totally understandable! I had to go back to Wireless Wave because I got an error message on my phone when trying to send texts! (“Currently unable to send your message. It will be sent when the […]

Hooker Road, Norwich, England?! / FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?! / Lesbia?!

March 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET TANK EMERGENCY! It wouldn’t flush, which was NOT ideal because Chinese Eric is coming over tomorrow! Besides, I really didn’t want to go across the street every time I needed to pee! So I bit the bullet and called Hester a few minutes later since I needed to […]

Shut your five-hole! / Driving accident near Walmart with BMW! / Nigeria and DJ?!

March 21, 2019

From We Love Hockey and Gayle Prowett in my Fearsome Canucks Fans group: A T-shirt that says “SHUT YOUR FIVE-HOLE” to the goalie! HAHAHA! From Reddit: Driving a black Mercedes in Richmond near the Walmart? Better watch out for those pesky sidewalks… the white BMW has no damage; it’s just snow! From Julie: Nigeria is […]

Kyron?! / Marcquietta?! / Kayin?! / The Consequences of Gay Marriage! Woo!

October 23, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 1:40 on a 401 (just missing a 407!) to do some shopping before seeing Rachel at The Caring Place. I got some takeout Boston Pizza Pasta Tuesday for National Pasta Month in October (Jambalaya Fettuccini!), then went to Price Smart while waiting on that. Bought some NEW on-sale […]

No eyeball ultrasound or whatever! / Uterus-haver?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

September 21, 2018

Jeremy emailed me to say that he could make it to Felico’s – YAY! Barry called me at 8:35 AM to confirm the time that he’d be picking me up, and 10:15 sounded fine to me. Then Dr. Wise’s office called me at 9:05 AM to say that they had “a situation” come up and […]

Orval Overall?! / POOH BEAR, Shaquanda, Cherokee, Chrishaunda, and Ca-Ceon?!

May 15, 2018

Orval Overall?! From Julie: POOH BEAR, Tyrone, and Shaquanda?! From Julie: Cherokee?! From Julie: Chrishaunda?! Girl, if that’s your third appearance on the MAURY SHOW, you need to re-evaluate your life decisions! From Julie: Ca-Ceon?! Like Cay-Shon? What?!