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FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Imgur Bad and Unique Name Albums!

July 7, 2017

Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums! http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!) http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!) http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique […]

Bananas, bitch book, dead cats, pets with Tourettes, and Princess Bitchface?!

May 13, 2017

RPG Limit Break finally started today, so YAY! 😀 However, I just got a blue screen of death, so BOO! At least it was courteous enough to wait until after I’d done some Notepad document editing for my WordPress drafts… From Sad and Useless: BE BOLD WITH BANANAS?! From Sad and Useless: BOOK OF THE […]

Classic Ass mineral water, Cyan Garamonde as Dark Knight Cecil, Gaye Williams

April 21, 2017

Since I was up early, it was COFFEE TIME! From Engrish.com: Classic Ass mineral water! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Cyan Garamonde has been given the sprite of Cecil Harvey, the Dark Knight of FINAL FANTASY IV! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Gaye Williams?!

Name of the Year 2017, ShamSports Names, 2012 and 2014 Olympics! (263 names)

April 14, 2017

Kobe Buffalomeat?! Now, that’s a manly name! Marvin Gay plays basketball?! Jordair Jett?! Reminds me of Air Jordans… Nelson Mandela plays basketball?! Keene Cockburn?! Peter Jurkin?! Lady Grooms?! Gang Wang?! Mangisto Arop?! Storm Clonch?! Typhoon Dusk Nurse?! Drake U’u?! Stanley Titsworth?! Kara Bonenberger?! I know my brother and sister used to know sisters named Alyssa […]

Genesis and gay marriage / Bananas going bad / London Drugs: Gum in emergencies!

February 21, 2017

From Rock 101: Those people who are against gay marriage and say, “In Genesis, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” are so narrow-minded. Everyone knows that in Genesis, it was Phil, Mike, and Tony. From Reddit and Extra Fabulous Comics: A guy in his kitchen says, “Aw man. These bananas are going […]

WARRIOR DRAGON ending poem, DRAGOON X OMEGA start, fascination with creepy shit

January 13, 2017

After having some tea, I went to visit Vanessa at the hospital at 5:30 after her surgery, and brought an assortment of Lindt chocolates plus the McCormick rainbow bells. We talked about her pain medication / my birth control and side effects, morphine, her gay friend Patrick wanting to go to Atlantis, teratomas, our parents […]

Who peed in my pool?! / Hating people with age, loving God’s people, footprints

December 28, 2016

I called Jocelyn at Chimo at 1, just as we’d figured out last week, but I just got voicemail! Then I called Barry anyway, so we made an appointment for January 18 at noon, but then I was stymied by his phone and the mute button. He said “holy fuck” to me about it! Later, […]

Cummingtonite, supporting gay rights, Jon being sporified, foreign cheese use

October 11, 2016

Imgur was stuck on loading for a while this morning, but it worked again a bit later. Phew! From I Fucking Love Science: Cummingtonite is a real mineral, I swear! From Julie via Scary and Creepy Facts: “You support gay rights, so you must be gay.” I support animal rights. Do I look like a […]

The Sedin twins’ art skills, nerfpunk, being nice to me, anger management

September 23, 2016

I called Hester at 2:15 to get laundry tokens (March 23, 2016), after having to find the phone number myself inside or outside the building because I had somehow failed to note it down while switching notebooks a while ago. She wasn’t available to do that (yet was answering her phone?!), so said she’d call […]