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Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

The Floater and the Airship in the Ryukahn Desert / Rat Tail / Warp Cube colors!

December 29, 2017

I got a Christmas card with a star on it, plus Christmas penguin / Santa hat stickers from Christy C. (snoopdawg) in the mail today. Then after looking at the weather forecast at 1:15, I called Chrystal at work to hopefully make plans for next week. We’ll meet next Friday at the Broadway London Drugs […]

Boo Weekley, Jean Condom, Matt Haryasz, Muggsy Bogues, Precious McKenzie

December 21, 2017

The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight. Gaunce scored his first goal in 94 games! The game went to overtime, and we lost 5-4. From The Mirror: Boo Weekley played golf?! So did he get booed weekly? From The Mirror: Jean Condom was a rugby player?! From The Mirror: Matt Haryasz is a basketball […]

Dilbert avoiding co-workers, the Whistle, the Crown, Matoya’s Crystal, the Herb

November 29, 2017

This DILBERT comic strip on introversion from May 10 is from Reddit. Tina: “Are you going to the department meeting?” Dilbert: “Yes, as soon as I plan my route. I have seven co-workers who I need to avoid on the way. Three are nonstop talkers. The other four ask me for something every time I […]

SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Musha, the Musha fountain, Eric Nihilist

November 8, 2017

I had to take a shower today. This is the beginning screen of SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE. “Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach were living in peace in the Mushroom World. Then, Bowser came and has put this world into deep darkness. No wind. Earth rots. Wild sea. Mario and his friends are going to fight […]

Onrac: You have legs! / Adamantite! / Whistle and stairway! / Thor! Hipsthor!

September 22, 2017

Eric Ho emailed me this morning to say that he wishes he could make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner, but they’ve scheduled him to work a Monet art exhibit at the VAG (art gallery), so he proposed that we hang out here instead for the Canucks regular season opener on Saturday, October 7. Sounds […]

Beard facts! / A bacon dragon mug! YAY! / Ashanti and Bwashena Witherspoon?!

September 2, 2017

Matt H. unfriended me or deleted his Facebook account, whichever. I discovered that my new CHAMPION shoes were pretty small when it came to taking them off, so after looking up the return policy up online AND calling the store just in case, it was off to the mall on the C94 at 3:30. Luckily, […]

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Where were you? / Bowser and responsibility / Question mark treasure chests!

July 30, 2017

My Internet connection seemed really spotty today, so I had to call up Shaw at 4:10 when my phone lines actually worked and investigate. I got an older lady named Joan in Nanaimo who ran me through a speed test, and said that my upload / download speeds were actually pretty good. Luckily, it seemed […]

The Lufenian Charm Song, Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, aliens on earth in 2017

July 15, 2017

I discovered that Michael Paul Marcus McKinney unfriended me, but that’s okay! In SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad check out the Charm Song that they got from Lufenia. “Stamped on the bottom… MADE IN LEFEIN.” My ex-friend Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, whom I remember meeting via Scrabulous in 2008! […]