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Manchester United MacGyver?! / Korinna McNeil, Matti Jeffreys, John Firstcharger

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! Manchester United MacGyver?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Korinna McNeil?! BAD SPELLING OF CARINA! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Matti Jeffreys?! Shouldn’t that be MATT Jeffreys?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: John Firstcharger?! Like Treble Charger?! Advertisements

Dijonnaise Norman is on Youtube?! / Matthew Dumba plays for the Minnesota Wild?!

July 27, 2019

I noticed that Gemma Wright unfriended me on Facebook. Hahaha! She always said she’d post spider pics in her comments, but that doesn’t work if THE VERY FIRST THING you see is a tarantula! She thinks that spiders helped her get over her fear – whatever! Kate agrees with me! I also noticed that Facebook […]

Laughing jumbo jets! / Grammar mug! / SEND NOODS sweatshirt / 13 GOING ON 30

May 25, 2019

From Julie: Two jumbo jets cracking a joke and having a good laugh at Miami International Airport. This funny coffee mug is from “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” and Pete: I before E. Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird. SEND NOODS on a sweatshirt, hahaha. Reminds me […]

Dehydrated cow manure, poop emoji Beanie Babies, 195 thumbs up on Youtube!

February 16, 2019

From Julie M. and Snapchat: Now that’s a crock of… Dehydrated Cow Manure! From Candy: A poop emoji Beanie Baby toy with an Elvis pompadour?! My most-liked Youtube comment has 195 thumbs-up? It was about my then-upcoming eye cataract surgery on January 10. Awesome! Matthew Santoro’s The Most CHILLING Confessions on Record, uploaded on January […]

Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

Dragon Caves! / Class change! / Rat Tail and courage! / Bhutan dragon flag!

April 8, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Lipton tea from my apartment. The teabag string is too short and wants to swim in the hot tea! NO! Thank goodness I didn’t buy it! The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) finally makes it to the Dragon Caves. They see this wandering […]

FINAL FANTASY Malboro and every status effect ever! / Matt Patricia?!

February 8, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Lightning at 4:30 today, and lost 5-2. From Reddit and r/finalfantasy: Here’s a Malboro enemy! Hey guys, what’s your favorite status effect? Mine’s everything! From the r/hockey Discord server: Matt Patricia?!

The Bob-omb, the Cave of Moles with no dwarves! / Here Lies Erdrick in Elfland

January 29, 2018

After COFFEE TIME at 3, I left for Jon’s at 4:25 (later than usual – still enough light outside!) to make it on time at 5. Even though I knew I’d be there in time for dinner, I still bought a BBQ pork bun at Kam Do Bakery. Once I knocked on the window, Randal […]

Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

The Floater and the Airship in the Ryukahn Desert / Rat Tail / Warp Cube colors!

December 29, 2017

I got a Christmas card with a star on it, plus Christmas penguin / Santa hat stickers from Christy C. (snoopdawg) in the mail today. Then after looking at the weather forecast at 1:15, I called Chrystal at work to hopefully make plans for next week. We’ll meet next Friday at the Broadway London Drugs […]