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Laughing jumbo jets! / Grammar mug! / SEND NOODS sweatshirt / 13 GOING ON 30

May 25, 2019

From Julie: Two jumbo jets cracking a joke and having a good laugh at Miami International Airport. This funny coffee mug is from “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” and Pete: I before E. Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird. SEND NOODS on a sweatshirt, hahaha. Reminds me […]

Dehydrated cow manure, poop emoji Beanie Babies, 195 thumbs up on Youtube!

February 16, 2019

From Julie M. and Snapchat: Now that’s a crock of… Dehydrated Cow Manure! From Candy: A poop emoji Beanie Baby toy with an Elvis pompadour?! My most-liked Youtube comment has 195 thumbs-up? It was about my then-upcoming eye cataract surgery on January 10. Awesome! Matthew Santoro’s The Most CHILLING Confessions on Record, uploaded on January […]

Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

Dragon Caves! / Class change! / Rat Tail and courage! / Bhutan dragon flag!

April 8, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Lipton tea from my apartment. The teabag string is too short and wants to swim in the hot tea! NO! Thank goodness I didn’t buy it! The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) finally makes it to the Dragon Caves. They see this wandering […]

FINAL FANTASY Malboro and every status effect ever! / Matt Patricia?!

February 8, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Lightning at 4:30 today, and lost 5-2. From Reddit and r/finalfantasy: Here’s a Malboro enemy! Hey guys, what’s your favorite status effect? Mine’s everything! From the r/hockey Discord server: Matt Patricia?!

The Bob-omb, the Cave of Moles with no dwarves! / Here Lies Erdrick in Elfland

January 29, 2018

After COFFEE TIME at 3, I left for Jon’s at 4:25 (later than usual – still enough light outside!) to make it on time at 5. Even though I knew I’d be there in time for dinner, I still bought a BBQ pork bun at Kam Do Bakery. Once I knocked on the window, Randal […]

Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

The Floater and the Airship in the Ryukahn Desert / Rat Tail / Warp Cube colors!

December 29, 2017

I got a Christmas card with a star on it, plus Christmas penguin / Santa hat stickers from Christy C. (snoopdawg) in the mail today. Then after looking at the weather forecast at 1:15, I called Chrystal at work to hopefully make plans for next week. We’ll meet next Friday at the Broadway London Drugs […]

Boo Weekley, Jean Condom, Matt Haryasz, Muggsy Bogues, Precious McKenzie

December 21, 2017

The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight. Gaunce scored his first goal in 94 games! The game went to overtime, and we lost 5-4. From The Mirror: Boo Weekley played golf?! So did he get booed weekly? From The Mirror: Jean Condom was a rugby player?! From The Mirror: Matt Haryasz is a basketball […]

Dilbert avoiding co-workers, the Whistle, the Crown, Matoya’s Crystal, the Herb

November 29, 2017

This DILBERT comic strip on introversion from May 10 is from Reddit. Tina: “Are you going to the department meeting?” Dilbert: “Yes, as soon as I plan my route. I have seven co-workers who I need to avoid on the way. Three are nonstop talkers. The other four ask me for something every time I […]