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Discord roll of paper emote! / Poo Plungers or Poop Emoji toilet plungers!

July 14, 2020

I will shower and do laundry today! This is Discord’s “roll of paper” emote. We all think of toilet paper when we see it, though! From Julie: A display of Poo Plungers / poop emoji toilet plungers at the store! SQUATTY POTTY!

Sharing the gospel with Coke! / Fuck Off Mountain! / Game that can pitch forbidden

April 21, 2020

Lunch: Tazo green ginger tea and Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles for National Tea Day today! From Julie: My pastor encouraged me to share the gospel more often. Am I doing this right by sharing Coke bottles with Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John? From Pete and Imgflip: You can fuck off with that shit. You […]

Strong Bad Quarantine Sick Day! Emails! / Naydean Hoyt?! / Von is a name?!

April 8, 2020

I went to Price Smart at 6, where there was zero enforcement of a lineup. I was in and out in ten minutes or so, which is a record these days with the coronavirus pandemic! I got NEW Old Dutch Foods Canada Spicy Salt and Vinegar chips, NEW Saniderm 70% hand sanitizer in a 236 […]

Your true name! / 423,827 viruses found! HOMESTAR! / Cece is Michelle’s cousin?!

April 7, 2020

I went to London Drugs at 3:25 on a 407, intending to return that Rescue Petz golden retriever and get a more suitable birthday gift for Beckett. Bought an on-sale Gary the Giraffe Squishmallows toy, on-sale NEW Wild Blueberry Jamieson Vitamins, NEW on-sale Wolfgang Puck chicken noodle / tomato soups x2, NEW on-sale Cheez-It CRUNCH […]

Sick Homestar Runner, my buffering blank black Youtube screen, Cece Moore

April 6, 2020

Ayler called at 6:05 to play me a seven-minute MINUET IN G and say he was making apple pie. He also asked what was “that noise” – it’s called YOUTHFUL ANTHEM from MOTHER 3! From Matt: Homestar Runner Wiki has these funny coronavirus-themed logos! Here’s a sick Homestar with a thermometer! I got this buffering […]

Mathias Jakshitz and Theressa Jakshitz?! / Oatmeal, pork, Auntie, puzzles!

March 24, 2020

Ayler and Hiero surprisingly called me at 10:20 AM, which is how I discovered that my phone was still on from last night, but that was a good thing in this case! This time, I was prepared with the light on AND my reading glasses very nearby! They wanted to call since we only talked […]

Bird-In-Hand, Pennsylvania?! / Marvyn Benoit?! BAD SPELLING OF MARVIN!

March 7, 2020

It’s World Book Day today! The SFX Off-Topic group will NOT get a reminder this year for everybody to change their clocks for Daylight Saving Time. International members get too stroppy because “not everyone is in the United States [I could say the same to YOU since I’m in Canada!]” and “we changed our clocks […]

Free Canadian healthcare = free feelings check / Tacy Gash?! / Auston Matthews?!

March 2, 2020

My computer gave me a heart attack this morning when both the keyboard and mouse weren’t responsive. I had to restart the thing! THEN it happened again this evening, of course right when I had stuff going in Notepad! I figure that Eric has to come over here and update the computer drivers, so texted […]

NAKED! / Friends-only banners: Crab baby and pentagram, lemon, Matt Good’s RICO

February 22, 2020

In exactly two years, it’ll be 2/2/22! WHAT A NUMERIC COINCIDENCE! The Toronto Maple Leafs lost 6-3 to the Carolina Hurricanes’ Zamboni driver David Ayres playing an emergency goalie role! HAHAHAHA! The Canucks played the Bruins tonight at 7, and WON 9-3! Tyler Toffoli got two goals! From Reddit: The referees have unveiled new uniforms […]

Tyheisah?! / ENCHANTED FOREST penis cake! / Go find your own place!

December 20, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Tyheisah?! From a 2012 conversation with Jamie and Matt on birthday cakes, tree birthday cake, and penis cake: ENCHANTED FOREST cake on Flickr! For context: The FINAL FANTASY IV Troia swimming girls GO FIND YOUR OWN PLACE picture!