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Elaine, hot tea and hotties, cilli beep, carlic beep, peppar chicken

March 27, 2017

As planned, Elaine called me at 4:40 today. I was surprised to see a 603 area code / phone number, but I knew she was going to call. We talked about Steph, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, her kid Josh, swimming lessons, her husband Matt, their getting together with a lot of Vancouver friends, Chuck and Andrea […]

Govnor Teats?! / 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to bitch-slap somebody

March 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Elaine and I made plans to meet at Lougheed Town Centre at 4:30 on Monday, March 27. She, Matt, and little Josh are leaving on the 31st, and are renting from Mel and Frances just five minutes away. Then she changed it to a phone call, which is actually better since I don’t […]

People missing in the UK, TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER on baby names, too big to twerk

October 25, 2016

I got my $20 payment squared away for Jon’s birthday dinner, and added an extra $10 to my passport money fund. The Canucks played Ottawa at 7 tonight, and lost 3-0 at home. I’m not sure why I was copied to some email exchange about Fiber Optics in my parents’ building. The JONBOUND party (Jon […]

Killing endangered dragon species and red-shirted ensigns / Flossing in Magicant

September 28, 2016

I discovered that the Penguins fan Matt Henry had unfriended and blocked me – weird, but whatever. I didn’t interact much with him lately, anyway. Same thing goes for Amanda Lee of VCEFC! From Julie: We need to put a stop to this! This unidentified man is at it again. This time, he’s killed another […]

Girls smelling like colon! / Playing with the DRAGON QUEST III Small Medal

June 26, 2016

From Matt: Your result for YOUR Average Day & Thoughts Quiz!… The Bore You are roughly 58% Fun & Adventurous! 61% Educated & Intelligent. 58% Fun & Adventurous. 68% Hygienic & Organized. 61% Fit, Sexy, & Interesting. 74% Logical & Practical. 35% Compassionate & Understanding. 20% Ugly & Shallow. 43% Open-Minded.   You Ranked: The […]

Squid jerky! / Dinosaurs! / Richmond Night Market! / Raw strawberry shortcake!

May 15, 2016

I left for Steph and Lisa’s at 1, and finally threw away Mike’s Ralph Lauren shirt. Then a little black girl asked me about my neck scars (her mom did apologize for her); I only had to wait for Steph for a few minutes by the Tim Horton’s. Lisa’s cousin Heather cancelled on them, but […]

Matt Violin, Dr. Docktor, Storm Field the meteorologist, Pastor Dick Holder

April 22, 2016

I emailed Harmony about tomorrow, but after seven hours with no answer (uncharacteristic), I decided to call the house at 8:45, and got Auntie Wing Yee. She said that Harmony was occupied with the boys; Harmony called me back about an hour later, and said that she wasn’t sure what to say about the email […]

Non-canon life, a vegan slaughterhouse, swearing / STOP BOTHERING ME VIA PHONE!

March 8, 2016

Eric says he still has the “new” computer from Dylan, and has installed Vista on the hard drive. Good, because this hard drive has space issues since it barely has 59 GB on it… From Matt A. and Dinosaur Comics: Non-canon life! From Andrew M. and Epic Meal Time: A vegan slaughterhouse with watermelon! Swearing: […]

Uwe Blab! / Party Poopers product? / Happy Boxes give off light and sound!

February 10, 2016

Eric Ho showed up in my email to (jokingly?) ask if he could still come over even after I said that I wouldn’t be home till 4:30 on Saturday. That’s probably a lie, as I’ll probably want to get home as soon as possible after my other commitment, but he doesn’t need to know that. […]

DAREDEVIL, America, bohemians, rainy days, R2-D2 or C-3PO

June 28, 2015

Gotta catch up! You Are Foggy Nelson You are a very loyal person, and you will stick by your friends no matter what – even if you don’t necessarily agree with them. You are as sweet as can be, and you are very protective of the people you love. You are taking better care of […]