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SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Musha, the Musha fountain, Eric Nihilist

November 8, 2017

I had to take a shower today. This is the beginning screen of SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE. “Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach were living in peace in the Mushroom World. Then, Bowser came and has put this world into deep darkness. No wind. Earth rots. Wild sea. Mario and his friends are going to fight […]

Onrac: You have legs! / Adamantite! / Whistle and stairway! / Thor! Hipsthor!

September 22, 2017

Eric Ho emailed me this morning to say that he wishes he could make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner, but they’ve scheduled him to work a Monet art exhibit at the VAG (art gallery), so he proposed that we hang out here instead for the Canucks regular season opener on Saturday, October 7. Sounds […]

Beard facts! / A bacon dragon mug! YAY! / Ashanti and Bwashena Witherspoon?!

September 2, 2017

Matt H. unfriended me or deleted his Facebook account, whichever. I discovered that my new CHAMPION shoes were pretty small when it came to taking them off, so after looking up the return policy up online AND calling the store just in case, it was off to the mall on the C94 at 3:30. Luckily, […]

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Where were you? / Bowser and responsibility / Question mark treasure chests!

July 30, 2017

My Internet connection seemed really spotty today, so I had to call up Shaw at 4:10 when my phone lines actually worked and investigate. I got an older lady named Joan in Nanaimo who ran me through a speed test, and said that my upload / download speeds were actually pretty good. Luckily, it seemed […]

The Lufenian Charm Song, Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, aliens on earth in 2017

July 15, 2017

I discovered that Michael Paul Marcus McKinney unfriended me, but that’s okay! In SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad check out the Charm Song that they got from Lufenia. “Stamped on the bottom… MADE IN LEFEIN.” My ex-friend Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, whom I remember meeting via Scrabulous in 2008! […]

An evil stone plate, Ruby, sweet-tasting Rubies, the Rod, Oxyale, the Slab

July 7, 2017

I decided to call my worker Barry at 10:50 to finally let him know about last week’s events: Hester actually believing me with proof about the freezer not working. I swear, the ice cream was pretty bleh! Then the apartment building manager Hester, her husband Ni, and the maintenance repair guy came around at 1:30 […]

Lawyer Justin Bieber, financier James Dean, Frank Sinatra in public relations

July 6, 2017

There’s a Philadelphia-area lawyer named Justin Bieber?! There’s a Philadelphia-area financier named James Dean?! There’s a Philadelphia-area public relations professional named Frank Sinatra?!

Tennyson Jacobson, a toilet seat as a dinner plate, XKCD comic on baby names

June 27, 2017

From CrimeInc8 and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Tennyson Jacobson?! My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches TV. From Matt A.: An XKCD comic (#1011) on baby names! “13 Names for daughter: Ponzi, Eeemily, Fire Fire, Chipotla, Astamouthe, Eggsperm, [sound of record scratch], Parsley, Hot’n’Juicy Ann, Ovari, Friendly, Sean (pronounced […]

A backwards-talking broom in Gaia! / The Bottled Fairy from the Caravan!

June 14, 2017

The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) is finally able to fly into Gaia, where they come across this backwards-talking broom! “Do you have great Power?” it asks them in backwards speak. The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) is finally able to […]