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No LOLSpeak! / Bad LETTUCE spelling! / Winnipeg is the murder capital of Canada!

September 29, 2016

Candy sent this to me. “LOLSpeak: The Grammar and Spelling Police’s worst nightmare” with a black cat! From Julie: “From a local Mexican restaurant. This was after they had to remake my food three times because they kept putting cheese on it, even though I told them several times that I cannot have dairy. PS […]

Shadoe Braxton Pate, Adorabell, Rocka Sixx

February 13, 2016

A little boy named Shadoe Braxton Pate, who died of heatstroke in January 2016… My youngest daughter is Cherry-Blue, and my little boy is Rocka Sixx. I chose the names because they are unique and cool! I’m so thankful to everyone who prayed for Little Miss Adorabell to turn her head around, because at my […]

Tripe, pork tongue, mussels, no morbid candy yet, never liking to be scared

October 1, 2013

Gotta love tripe, pork tongue, and mussels! Went out to buy five-spice tripe, pork tongue, on-sale New Zealand mussels, Excel White pink gum x4, and almond milk last night at Price Smart. For some reason, I couldn’t find the Ghostly Kit-Kats / Scaries / ScAero / Coffin Crisp Halloween-themed morbid candies at London Drugs, Shoppers […]

French bingo / Smoking, murder, and baby dream

March 16, 2008

Got a bingo against Michelle C. – TROUVEUR for 62 points! Had a weird dream which featured Frances, Mel, and Elaine smoking these long white cigarettes in the driveway of the Rosehill house. Auntie May was really mad because she knew Frances was pregnant, and so shouldn’t be smoking. Mel was actually smoking in the […]

Dorcas is dead! No, she’s ALIVE! / Food!

February 25, 2008

I had a weird dream where I was checking Facebook, and saw that Dorcas’ status had changed from being alive to being DEAD! After taking some time to recover from the shock, I immediately called Bill Y. and Troy, who showed up wearing their hockey jerseys. We combed the city looking for Dorcas’ body and […]

Joy to the world! An 18-wheeler has jack-knifed! (Quizzes)

December 1, 2007

These “BLOG WANTED POSTERS” are hilarious! 😀 https://flamsterette.wordpress.com WANTED FOR THE VULGAR SQUEEZING of a GABBY KITTY $3400 What’s Your Blog Wanted For? Created by OnePlusYou “Wanted for the vulgar squeezing of a gabby kitty” … yikes! And for Facebook… <div style="display: block; font-family: Times New Roman, Georgia, serif; width: 289px; height:436px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/6/775/wanted.h7t9y311r3.jpg) no-repeat […]

Serves you right to get killed with your own knife!

July 20, 2007

Eric called me at 6:15 to say that he meant to call me earlier, but it had been busy at work – he’d pick me up in 15 minutes since he was leading worship, which was enough time for me to have a quick dinner. Once he got here and called me “Miss Never Answer […]

Pee / Internet / Season 6 finale / Scenic routes / Pepperidge Farm Ginger Man Cookies

May 22, 2007

I should really split this up into two posts, but I don’t really care. 😛 Today’s Waterlogged Yet Truly Morbid Fact! A woman who competed in a radio station’s contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom died of water intoxication. Jennifer Strange, 28, was found dead Friday in […]

Wood Chippers / Desert Death / Mrs. Fields Peanut Butter Cookies

April 7, 2007

Today’s Stupid Yet Truly Morbid Fact! Jeremiah Sanders, owner of J’s Quality Tree Service, was pulled into a large industrial wood chipper Tuesday afternoon, August 15, 2006 in Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin when he attempted to free a log jammed in the machine. Pleasant Prairie police spokesman Pete Jung said Sanders was pulled all the way […]

Suffocation, Keith Richards, and more! / Mrs. Fields Party Time Cookies

April 5, 2007

Today’s Suffocating Yet Truly Morbid Fact! An inmate death at the Kirkland Correctional Institution in Columbia, South Carolina has been ruled a suicide. Howard Melton, age unavailable, suffocated himself by stuffing toilet paper in his mouth and his nostrils. Officers found Melton unconscious in his cell at about 4:45 AM Friday during an inmate count. […]