Lucky Me seafood cup noodles / Doll sesame oil noodles / Diving! Moses, go away!

I’ve thought of a venue for my Sept. 18 birthday dinner with Paulo and Darryl: The Keg YALETOWN at 1011 Mainland, 300 metres away from Yaletown-Roundhouse. Harmony says she signed the lards up for bingo, exercise, and lunch at the Neighbourhood House tomorrow – sounds better than Sudoku and shopping all day, perhaps! Lucky Me […]

CORONAVIRUS MEME DUMP 3! (15 pics)

I saw Rachel at 1:15 today. Video calls are convenient for sure! Next week because of her vacation sounds fine, actually, since I have a dentist appointment on the 30th. From Vikki Woods (BAD SPELLING – reminds me of Vikki Tansley at Palmer who was in Grade 10 when I was in Grade 8) and […]

Christmas wrapping paper tube, Tampax tinsel, coal grill, extension cord chewing

THE UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR SHOWERED ALL FUCKING NIGHT, so I spent my time editing my message to the terminally-idle Atheist (not including certain things which only Cuya now knows) and tagging me / Julie / Jamie / Matt / Kitty / Kenny / my dragon alteregos in the FINAL FANTASY I DAWN OF SOULS Bestiary before […]

Knorr Cheesy Spinach Dip! / What’s Your Animal Name? / Yelena?! / Chyanne?!

I showered today, and also discovered some water on the kitchen floor by slipping on it. 😦 Luckily, I didn’t fall… Knorr Cheesy Spinach Dip for lunch! From Rock 101: What’s Your Animal Name? Abercrombie The Beautiful Dog! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Yelena?! Sounds like a virus or a germ! From Julie M. […]

Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

Things that offend people in 2015, abuse apologist bingo, Janice Tickle

Spongebob Squarepants with a huge encyclopedia: Things That Offend People: The 2015 edition! It’s even worse now in mid-2017! From Reddit: Enabler / Abuse Apologist Bingo! Taking just one square: If I don’t want to forgive someone for their treatment of me that’s affected my whole LIFE, that does not mean I’m a bad person! […]

Turning another year older! / Nobody loves you! / Helping out assholes

I got a blue screen of death just now, right when I was going to bed! Here’s a morbid realistic birthday card: Turning another year older isn’t so bad. You’ve got a lot of things to look forward to: old person smell, wrinkles, diabetes, hemorrhoids, age spots, the ability to remove your teeth, your friends […]

Subway subs / Grumpy Cat on Netspeak / Poor grammar dangerous to your sex life!

What Subway Sub Are You? You Are the Veggie Delite Sub You are a complicated and sometimes inscrutable person. No one gets the things you do – including the food that you order. You seem like you always like to keep things simple, but that’s not really the case. You are always adding layers of […]

You SHOULD use better judgement! / Money! / What Bar Game Are You?

This morning, the usual suspect said he would TRY to use better judgement in responding to messages. He’d better! We might go to Bellingham on Saturday, too. At least I got money deposited into my account! You Are Billiards You are a very focused and calm person. Even in the face of chaos and pressure, […]

Orangeade, tiger, bad Game 7 (Bruins win?!), priorities

High-scoring word of the day: TIGER (112 points) – against Alice P. [4W, two 2W] Bingo of the day: ORANGEADE (66 points) – against Alice P. Talked to Jim / Sam / Cody / Joe on Mumble this morning about online drama, bannings, alterego accounts, and articles on Fleury. Early in the afternoon, I talked […]