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Quvenzhan√©, Qulyndreia, Venjie, Qunquekya, Vejon, and Venjie Wallis?! WHAT?!

January 12, 2020

It was COFFEE TIME today! I went out at 11:15 AM to Shoppers and London Drugs in the cold weather before the snow might hit later! I bought bulk pads x2 / on-sale Nescafe coffee in a tall canister / Webber Naturals Vitamin D3 gummies x2 (a bottle of 90 is CHEAPER than a half-price […]

Correcting grammar is NOT ableist or classist… / Fritz Onion is a name?!

January 10, 2020

There was snow today! (Beckett stacking: SO CUTE!) From multiple Discord servers on September 24, 2019: No, Tabasco Guy, you said QUEUE when you obviously meant CUE. You’re an idiot. If “blocking” me on there makes you “feel better,” go ahead since it won’t actually make any difference. (Shiwa’s server) No, Don Cherry’s Suits in […]

Uncle John’s BRIEFS, FUNNIEST EVER, STRANGE SCIENCE, and STRANGE HISTORY!

January 8, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:35 on a 407 for my dentist appointment with Sean on FRASER instead of Oakridge – sigh. I had to leave myself plenty of time for getting lost (seeing Krista at Gilbert and Westminster – “Ontario is a magical place because I’ve never been there”?!), and had to take […]

Gildan socks and English being weird! (horror to horrific, terror to terrific)

January 3, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 9:40 AM for my 10:15 AM eye clinic appointment. As usual, I waited a while to be seen, and got out at 11:25. They had a black chick doing the eye exams, who admitted she was new AND didn’t read my file, AND “had” to dilate my […]

WOMEN, not womxn! ARE YOU STUPID AND A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?!

December 28, 2019

From Reddit on August 3, 2019: WOMEN does not need to be censored to “womxn,” Bebacksoonish! Are you a special snowflake?! Never mind “gender identity” of ALL possible readers…

Holiday Wishes 2019!

December 6, 2019

It’s been an interesting year in the Vancouver area. I’ve been doing this Holiday_Wishes thing for 15 years! Email me at flamsterina @ gmail.com for my address, please. I enjoy seeing what the community can do! This year, my baby nephew has grown up and developed a lot, and I’m looking forward to seeing what […]

Toothbrush bristles are NOT Brussels! / Kids should be playing Nintendo games!

November 28, 2019

I was barely awake or coherent this morning, and snarked at a few people about their assumption that EVERYONE has Thanksgiving today. Also added Kate to Hangouts – she thought that Mike’s email address was hilarious! Facebook was also down this morning, and now I can’t seem to tag anyone! UGH! From Reddit on June […]

Word Counter Tool / 36 and 24 is a pretty major age gap! / Maranda Johnson?!

November 22, 2019

Went to London Drugs at 3:15 on a 407 to get some cheaper Advent calendars x7, which I finally found in the form of on-sale $2 Windel Advent calendars. I’m not paying $9 for one, LINDT! I also got American Greetings Christmas stickers x5 (ornaments / cats / dogs / snowflakes / reindeer / winter), […]

North Pole, Alaska?! / North Pole, New York?! / MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?! WHAT?!

October 26, 2019

Time to shower! North Pole, Alaska?! There’s also one in New York. North Pole, New York?! From Julie: MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?!

Santa Claus, Indiana?! / MR. TONY IS FULL OF BALONEY?! What a book!

October 25, 2019

I left at 1:20 on a 401 to see Rishu at Touchstone at 2:45, and got home at 4:50 on a 407. Man, I really needed to pee! I didn’t have time to close my apartment door! It was so windy outside that the wind practically blew me into the crosswalk at Richmond Centre, but […]