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You’re winner! / RESIDENT EVIL beef Raviolations! / GHOSTBUSTERS Conglaturation!

September 23, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #6 against the Kings today in BEIJING at 12:30 AM. Chris Tanev scored with two minutes left in the game; it went to overtime plus a shootout, and the Kings won 4-3. The crowd was really into it! From BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING for Windows: You’re winner! “Capcom! […]

Waffles and pancakes! / Chiquita Tate?! / Football doughnuts as baseballs?!

September 23, 2017

From Mikki and Janina: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It’s like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes. Chiquita Tate?! Like the Chiquita Banana? From The Richest: Football doughnuts labelled as baseballs?! FAIL!

SECRET LOVE TRICKS?! / 11.3 kg of frozen food heaven! / Peanut butter cups!

September 21, 2017

After taking a nap today, I noticed that Tryanna from Pathways had called me again a couple of times, and I was able to get through to her after a couple of attempts on my end. She wanted to change tomorrow’s appointment to Monday because of possible staffing issues: sure, why not? I can be […]

Fruit pastilles NOT being cough drops! / Haunted French pancakes and crepes!

September 17, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #2 against the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 2 today, and lost 9-4. Silly London Drugs… fruit pastilles are NOT cough drops, which is what I searched for on the website back in June! From George Takei: Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Bobolink, Leg-In-Boot, Bucketwheel, Hosmer, and Killdeer: Weird Vancouver roads!

September 16, 2017

I got an email from Christon, who says he’ll be there at the MEGA SUSHI dinner, so that works! Weird Vancouver street name from 604 Now: Bobolink Avenue is on the East Side?! Weird Vancouver street name from 604 Now: Leg-In-Boot Square is right by the water, and very near Granville Island?! Weird Vancouver street […]

Kissing your ex with tongue?! / Cuckolding isn’t racist or sexist, Worried19!

September 11, 2017

It’s 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! 😀 From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes “one last great kiss with tongue” when we’re splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to […]

Mirissa Sorensen, Mooshki Mitchell, Naoma Howard, Nicole Barbee, Phoenix Gray

September 10, 2017

From Not Always Working: Mirissa Sorensen?! Her parents should have known that MARISSA is always spelled with an A! From Not Always Right: Mooshki Mitchell?! Reminds me of a cow… MOO! From Not Always Working: Naoma Howard?! Shouldn’t that be NAOMI?! From Not Always Working: Nicole Barbee?! This is notable only because it reminds me […]

SHORTIE LIKE MINE, Journei Green, Tiberius Winchester, Ricky van Wolfswinkel

August 30, 2017

I discovered that David Ho had unfriended me, too! From Buzzfeed: SHORTIE LIKE MINE: Addicted to how we kick it?! From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Journei Green?! That’s not even a name spelled correctly… From Not Always Working: Tiberius Winchester?! From Buzzfeed: Ricky van Wolfswinkel?!

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Happy Birthday, Chinese Eric! / How To Love Yankees With A Clear Conscience?!

August 15, 2017

HAPPY 37th BIRTHDAY, CHINESE ERIC! Today is also Nephew #3 Fraser’s SECOND BIRTHDAY! Jon sent me a Facebook message about coming over tomorrow at about 12:15 since they could use my help in feeding and entertaining the kids before / during Jon’s teaching at 12:30. Ha! Good luck with feeding them lunch (or any meal, […]