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Simpsons and HOMESTAR RUNNER to Imgur! / New LJ theme! / Coming out as fat?!

February 11, 2018

I managed to reconstruct the newest Imgur Bad Baby Names album because I’d accidentally deleted it the other day, and also managed to upload all 132 Simpsons mood theme pics and all 132 Homestar Runner mood theme pics to Imgur before redoing the mood themes on both my LJ and Eric Ho’s LJ! Thank goodness […]

Hotel Kuntz?! / BLACK PEPPER SALMON JERKY! / Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper!

February 1, 2018

SO MUCH ON-SALE BLACK PEPPER SALMON JERKY, OH MY! After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:50 and we went to Price Smart. I got Kraft Dinner Spirals macaroni and cheese (just so I could bug Flynne about it later), Almond Roca Thins (Extra Dark Chocolate!), on-sale JOY dumplings x4 (Lamb and […]

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]

STEM fighting the patriarchy?! / Eloise Harbor to honor a drowning victim?!

January 24, 2018

I decided to do some laundry and shower today, and pay my Shaw bill online. From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, TrInAvFe, someone should not go into a STEM career solely to “fight the patriarchy,” regardless of desire and actual facility at such a job path. From Reddit on August 3, 2016: No, SomeoneSassy, […]

Designing High Performance Stiffened Structures?! / Dying For A Hamburger?!

January 22, 2018

I decided to take myself to the ER at 6:30 AM or so. I got seen in ten minutes, and got some Tylenol and a prescription for TamiFlu, so I took that to the pharmacy next door at 1:20, but it took half an hour. At least I got my drugs for $11.75 instead of […]

Whoopee cushion filled with gravy, Waldrop sextuplets and twins, feeling used

January 15, 2018

From Gotta Lil Captain In Ya? and Pete: A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke. From Reddit and r/namenerds on December 14, 2017: The Waldrop sextuplets and twins from Alabama, plus an older brother! Saylor Briggs, Bridge Ryder, and Wales Tucker are the older siblings. […]

Circumcision obituary / Mt. Oriander in Summer / Emerald Pellot and Celem?!

January 3, 2018

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero’s birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon – at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn’t conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything! From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don’t want to know that Chan Holcombe’s dad circumcised him with […]

Tomatoes as peaches! / Books, coffee, peace and quiet! / Smoking mittens!

January 2, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and LOST 5-0 to Ryan Miller! These tomatoes are definitely not peaches! This coffee mug is from Julia Quinn: Some women want diamonds. I just want a book, a cup of coffee, and some peace and quiet. From Julie: Smoking mittens!

REN is not an acceptable parental term! / Allosexual people?! / Demisexuals?!

December 21, 2017

I did laundry today. From Reddit on September 7, 2017: What the fuck is a “ren,” StarsAreHellaFarAway?! I thought “parent” was a good enough term for these non-binary people! It’s NOT cute to continually make these things up! As the collapsed comment from DrowningInSpinachDip says, “Kylo Ren” would make much more sense! No, UptownFunkOfSolomon, “allosexual” […]

Blackberries as raspberries, Santa hat as a Christmas stocking, the Swiss Reaper

December 19, 2017

The Canucks played Montreal at 7 tonight, and LOST 7-5. Montreal got an empty-net goal in the last minute of the game, but Thomas Vanek had a hat trick. These blackberries aren’t raspberries! You had one job! Hey, this Santa hat isn’t a Christmas stocking! From Julie: The Swiss Reaper with a Swiss Army scythe […]