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Bob Barker and parting gifts, a hand grenade, Denise Coke busted with cocaine

May 28, 2017

From Janina: Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT says, “Parting gifts! We have a nice toaster for you, loser!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A fire extinguisher labelled as a hand grenade?! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Detroit police busted someone named Denise COKE with a lot of COCAINE […]

Chrystal calling to postpone again! / Panromantic polyamorous special snowflake!

May 25, 2017

Chrystal gave me a surprise phone call at 8:35, saying that she knew we were supposed to meet up tomorrow, but work has been absolutely crazy since a supervisor resigned. Luckily for Chrystal, she’s not the new supervisor! We finally figured out a new date to meet up: Friday, June 9 at the usual place, […]

$999,999.99 ink cartridge refills?! / Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops! / Keyboard!

May 24, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME and called London Drugs customer service to find out when their current sale ends on Rubbermaid dish drainers (May 28), Barry picked me up at 12:45 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought on-sale Classico pasta sauce x2 (Four Cheese and Tomato / Pesto), noodles, a shower […]

Bad Minoru Aquatic Centre parking! / Impossible recovery of 64,661 magic points!

May 23, 2017

I discovered that Daniel M. (sinsorium) had unfriended one account on Facebook, but not XENIA. That makes the untagging process easier! At 3:30, I went shopping at London Drugs (just managing to catch the 407) for a new plug-and-play Logitech M100 optical mouse (to hopefully solve the cursor-jumping and cursor-drifting problems / the laser precision […]

Posting weird shit again, the inaccessible Fairy Ring, hanging yourself

May 19, 2017

I discovered that my new chocolate ice cream has coconut flakes in it, so I had to throw it out (along with the weirdly-melted Häagen-Dazs Spirits ice cream) since I don’t like coconut! From Janina: This cat says, “Ma! They’re posting weird shit again!” Sabin, Cyan, and Shadow try to get a Fairy Ring right […]

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

A glitchy Sky Walker / Hello, darkness! / PPK Spirit / Teddy Bears in Fourside

May 15, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME this morning at 8 AM since I had maybe six hours of sleep! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff Andonuts makes it to Dr. Andonuts’ Lab south of Stonehenge. Look at this glitchy Sky Walker! You should see it when it’s flying to the town of Threek… thank goodness it worked to […]

Meleeza?! / Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump?! / False Elephant Snout is food?!

May 14, 2017

I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from! From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?! Here’s the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta! My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand…

Dani-Marie Watson wants to rage over people making her put on a jacket?! What?!

May 9, 2017

The Cold Never Bothered Them, Anyway I knew she blocked me and others when I couldn’t see these comments anymore, so I simply logged into my XENIA account to grab these screenshots. This is what also finally inspired me to make a Facebook album for Internet idiots. 😀 Dani, just put on a fucking jacket. […]

Faryion Wardrip?! What a weird name – his brother is BRYCE!

May 6, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! Later, I had Laksa La Mian with straw mushrooms for a little variety as my dinner! From Youtube documentaries: Faryion Wardrip was a serial killer?! Makes me think of “fairy on”! What makes this REALLY weird is that his brother has a normal name: […]