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Barry plan changes / Deb’s address / Demetrius can’t make boys?!

May 1, 2019

Barry called at 12:30 to see if I was fine with changing our food shopping appointment on the 22nd to 11:30 instead of 11. That was totally fine! Before I forgot, I managed to give him Deb’s address for May 9, the day after my eye surgery. From MAURY: Demetrius says he’s not the father […]

National Bubble Tea Day! / Vanessa plans! / Shay and WHITE GIRL FLOW! / Spring?!

April 30, 2019

Today is National Bubble Tea Day! 😀 I made plans with Vanessa to hang out on May 20 before she has to work at 3. From TYRA: Shay believes she has good hair because it has “white girl flow”?! From Julie: Another white girl named Spring, this time on DR. PHIL?!

Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

Dave Grohl finding some fucks! / Ianieka eating toilet paper?! / Bill Buttram?!

April 27, 2019

From Julie: When you can’t seem to find any fucks to give, but Dave Grohl shows you where to find some. Look, they’re over there! From TYRA: Ianieka admits she eats four rolls of toilet paper a week. From Bored Panda: Bill Buttram?!

JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! / ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

April 3, 2019

SHOWER TIME! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

CURBSIDE CONSULTATION OF THE COLON?! / THE LARGE SIEVE AND ITS APPLICATIONS?!

April 2, 2019

The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 after being down 2-1. Even included an empty-netter and two goals by Pearson! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CURBSIDE CONSULTATION OF THE COLON?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: THE LARGE SIEVE AND ITS APPLICATIONS?!

Wings at Moxie’s? Sure, why not? / English and tough thorough thought on a mug!

April 1, 2019

Brian and Holly seemed to be making plans for $4 wings at Moxie’s tonight, so in a moment of rare spontaneity, I decided to join them, Paulo, and Darryl. Turns out Jeremy and Jeff were invited too, but that was okay. I thought Brian was giving Paulo a ride too, but I guess not. At […]

The Flyers, the Titanic, and the Atlantic! / HOW TO WRITE A HOW-TO-WRITE BOOK?!

April 1, 2019

It’s April Fools Day today. UGH! I went out at 12:30 for shopping purposes at London Drugs, so I walked there. Purchased Tazo ginger tea, a Scrub Daddy sponge, and a Scrub Daddy scrubber. I also mailed some birthday stuff to Julie, but couldn’t mail actual cash. Failing that, I had to get NEW Häagen-Dazs […]

Book titles with a chainsaw! / THE ROMANCE OF RAYON?! / Having plans and pants!

March 31, 2019

I’ve been talking to Robin off and on lately, and he says that Lena was toxic and basically a liar about the whole child thing, so… HA! From Rue Morgue: Take the title of the last book you read and add “with a chainsaw.” Post results. ARE YOU SHITTING ME WITH A CHAINSAW?! From my […]

Hooker Road, Norwich, England?! / FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?! / Lesbia?!

March 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET TANK EMERGENCY! It wouldn’t flush, which was NOT ideal because Chinese Eric is coming over tomorrow! Besides, I really didn’t want to go across the street every time I needed to pee! So I bit the bullet and called Hester a few minutes later since I needed to […]