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Karen Jessie, Norbertine Bresslem-Roth, Talisha Cooper, Tanqueray Strange

August 15, 2017

Today is Retirement Day! From Not Always Right: Karen Jessie?! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Norbertine Bresslem-Roth?! Does Norbert REALLY need a feminine form?! From Not Always Right: Talisha Cooper?! At least this is better than Devontae… From Not Always Working: Tanqueray Strange?! She isn’t even black, so she can’t have this name! […]

BOZOBOUND Enemies, #1-168!

December 1, 2016

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. THIS GAME IS BROKEN! There is no Sky Runner, and you can’t get to the Cave of the Past the normal way. You need to go to the edge of Chao Valley and use Walk-Through-Walls to get to the Cave of the Past! Then you can’t defeat […]

Chili, a new storage box, watermelon, and popcorn / One-way trips to Mars?!

August 16, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3 with some Ritter Sport Cookies and Creme chocolate, and bought a large dark storage box at London Drugs, plus a tub of Excel White pink gum at Shoppers Drug Mart since I was on my last four pieces. Then I bought a sausage and cheese bun at Kam Do […]

Church dream / Glass toilet / Daniel Noody being arrested for exposing himself?!

April 25, 2016

I had a dream where the VCEFC was meeting in an auditorium, and I sat in the row ahead of Erin and others. Then I noticed what was actually said in the green bulletin: Billy’s son Benjamin had died in a car accident, and then there was a paragraph detailing how certain ex-members were terrible. […]

Poprah, Steph Curry, Phyllis Mangina, Dick Stroker, Dick Dong Wang, Dong Wang

March 24, 2016

Vancouver played Nashville at 5 today, and at least snapped their record goalless drought by having a 2-0 lead. Nashville scored twice in the third period to send the game to overtime and then a shootout, however… then they won 3-2. Ugh. Poprah?! Steph Curry?! Steve would be an acceptable nickname for a Stephen… Phyllis […]

Stolen-Ford, Flem-Greene, Cox-Champ, Eid-Bonar, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 24, 2016

Stolen-Ford! Flem-Greene! Cox-Champ! Eid-Bonar! Fillinger-Goode! Annis-Biter! Butt-Peeper! Peters-Stuckenschneider! Fuller-Beers! Outhouse-Burns! King-Woody! Pullen-Wood! Fears-Johnson! Neisser-Ho! (Nicer Ho) Drilling-Cousin! Shaver-Nicely! Gasser-Moore! Bender-Nuckles! Bonar-Fury!

Hot pot with lamb, broth, Fireball whiskey, and more! / Gum’s so great!

November 30, 2015

I left for Jeremy’s at 4:40, and stopped by Shoppers Drug Mart, where I bought a baby card for Melia / Angus, and a 150g box of After Eight dark and white chocolate mints for white Eric since I’d forgotten the Guylian box at home. By the time I got to Jeremy’s, it was at […]

Xylophones and persimmons / Smart motherfuckers / Car trunks / Furniture shaking

November 28, 2015

I left in the frost for Harmony’s at 9 with my Santa hat; I was just in time for the Canada Line by being that person who held the doors open since someone with a bike had to get off the elevator before I got on! If he hadn’t had to do that, I’d have […]

Chrystal, Jesse, Dallas, Egyptian baby Facebook, Brandi Morehead, BJ Hardick

November 27, 2015

I saw that Jesse is now engaged to Patricia. Called Chrystal at work at 2:15 to see when we could meet up: Friday, December 11 at Broadway Station at 6:30 it is! (no more ANGRY BIRDS Advent calendar for you!) The Canucks played the Stars at 5:30 today; the game went to a crazy overtime […]

Epic Szechuan dinner! / Caleb! / Jesse! / CHINESE ERIC?! / Ivan! / Rice wine!

November 24, 2014

Appetizers Sichuan Peppercorn Peanuts Pickled Cucumbers (both spicy and mild available) Main Dishes Hot and Sour Soup Dry-Fried Green Beans Fish-Fragrant Eggplant Silken Tofu with Chili Oil Mapo Tofu Water-Boiled Fish Salmon Ants Climbing on a Tree Sides White and Brown Rice Steamed Squash Steamed Chinese Veggies Drinks Tea (Lapsang Souchang, Pu Erh) Aged Shaoxing […]