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Doctor Unheimlich, Me-Mh (MerciLynn)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMeaniePunk’s Disorder Cause: overwork Symptoms: occasional urine colour changes, bad poetry, abdominal swelling Cure: take three ibuprofen and come back in the morning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMeathook’s Syndrome Cause: genetic mutation Symptoms: extremely red hair, redness of […]

Giant oak trees, yellow jackets, and dead cats / My Brain

August 24, 2010

Had a weird dream where Dylan, Kevin, and I wanted to see an intersection where a giant oak tree fell down and blocked all the traffic. Eric came up to us later and said he couldn’t find his yellow jacket, but Matthew Ma #2 had taken it to cover up a dead cat. NO IDEA […]

It’s the Year of the Rat!

February 7, 2008

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! It’s the year of the RAT! Ah, the joys of phone conversations with my mother… 1. “Can you tell me what my library card number is? Jon has it memorized…” No, I can’t tell you what it is. The only reason my brother has it memorized […]

This is where I say what I really think…

February 5, 2008

Okay, I’ve been thinking sad things too much today. I KNOW THIS. However, it doesn’t look like there’s a way out of the current situation since I’m really hurt by this! To borrow a phrase: It’s like someone stabbed me in the back, blamed me for being stabbed, and then had someone else repeatedly poke […]

I’m losing what little I have of my red-face enzyme as we speak… yay, MissionsFest!

January 27, 2007

I’ve had an Advil equivalent, which Chinese Eric figured he didn’t need to know about when he asked what I was taking… it’s NOT good candy, and I don’t think I’ll give him any! I also had an oatmeal stout at Steamworks a bit later, so I hope I don’t feel mighty interesting in the […]

Canada legalizing gay marriage, Virgin Records closing, in a mood for correct spelling, Jon and Clem

June 29, 2005

1. Canada’s now legalized gay marriage. My brother’s opinion: “Good times… maybe not good times.” Haha. A certain Nine Inch Nails aficionado that I know would say it’s The Downward Spiral, heh. 2. The Virgin Records store on Robson / Burrard will be closing soon, and changing to an HMV. I told my brother about […]

I am garlic bread!

March 19, 2005

I talked to Eric, Lesley, Anita, Phil C., Derek, both Helens, Sean, Cindy, Dianne, Hon, Ivan, Randal, Winnie, Connie, Karen C., Nathan, Jen, Citrus, Danielle, and Jackie tonight as we ate cupcakes / Timbits / strawberries / garlic bread with spinach dip. Mostly said hi and got updates on everyone’s life, and told people multiple […]

Stumping someone very badly, mwahahaha! / Quizzes

August 20, 2004

don’t have too much to say right about now.. except that I am stumping someone very badly, mwahahaha! feeling ambivalent about the upcoming trip.. no posts here or anywhere else for two weeks, mind you.. here are a couple of sites to tide you over for now.. Mental Floss and Condensed Knowledge.. see ya later, […]

Saying goodbye to Dave at Steam Works tonight

August 17, 2004

I’ve decided to update this thing occasionally.. don’t necessarily expect me to comment to any replies I get, though. The commenting situation’s still screwed up, unfortunately. 😐 Tonight, I went to see Dave one last time before he goes to Toronto on Thursday. My brother said I had to take the bus there, so I […]