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Martin Frk has no vowels! / Jamar?! / Angel is Jesus’s wife?! / Kenyatta?!

May 19, 2019

From r/hockey: A Detroit Red Wings player is named Martin Frk. His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! From Julie: Jamar?! From Julie: Angel is Jesus’s wife?! IRONY OR A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! From Julie: Kenyatta?! I remember that name from WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY by Joe Borgenicht… Advertisements

Nalianna, Shemeika, Shakira, Ka’Leah, Machelle and a guy Lynn, plus Davaughn?!

April 18, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I walked to London Drugs in the rain at 10:35 to get on-sale Canada Dry ginger ale x6, on-sale Sharpies packs x2, an on-sale Lindt Gold chocolate Easter bunny, on-sale Kinder mini-egg packs x2, on-sale milk chocolate Hershey’s Kisses, a huge on-sale Clorox bleach bottle, on-sale Campbell’s soup boxes x2 (Golden Butternut […]

Sunshine is a girl name?! / Ozias is a boy name?! / Borden is a boy name?!

February 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 7-2. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Sunshine?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ozias?! Apparently, it’s a variant on King Uzziah of the Bible. Come on, people – there has to be a middle ground between that and […]

Michaia, Skilya, Deondre, Shakiyla, Valesia, and Malik?! / Deatrice Williams?!

February 10, 2019

MORE SNOW THIS AFTERNOON?! I’m going to stay warm! From Julie: Michaia?! From Julie: Skilya?! KILL YA is right in the name! From Julie: Deondre?! From Julie: Shakiyla and Valesia?! From Julie: Malik?! From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Deatrice Williams?! What was wrong with Beatrice?!

Resting bitch face is NOT a relaxed face! / Tayler Holroyd?! / Takeya / Michella

October 28, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. A Reddit idiot named TreKopperTe replied to me on Tuesday (October 23rd) with a correction for “resting bitch face”: ” *relaxed face.” I DON’T CARE! NEVER tell me what to do when I’m describing myself or a commonly-known phenomenon! If you can’t handle seeing the word “bitch,” then maybe […]

Getting 8 hours of sleep over 3 days! / Audrey Worm?!

September 22, 2018

The Canucks played Calgary at 6:30 in the fourth game of their 2018-2019 training camp, and lost 5-2. The empty-net goal and their hat trick did NOT help! From Shelley and Good Living Guide: I finally got 8 hours of sleep! It took me 3 days, but whatever. From Julie: Audrey Worm?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 9! / Melia’s bridal shower food from 2008!

February 23, 2018

The Canucks played the Golden Knights at 7:30 tonight IN VEGAS, and lost 6-3. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 9! From Grace: Food and people at Melia’s bridal shower in February 2008! Grace is in green, Auntie Ying, someone, Vanessa in black, Calla in white, Cindy is standing, someone, someone in red, Chrystal is way […]

One year closer to death! / Michael Standing?! / No-sugar ginger snaps?!

January 1, 2018

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2018, EVERYONE! I got a baby girl card for Jason and Vanessa (“KEEP CALM AND CARRY BABY WIPES”), NEW Shasha organic ginger snaps for Vanessa (no sugar?!), 200g of on-sale Ferrero Rocher100 store brand bandages, a NEW Carnation variety pack of hot chocolate (TURTLES Canada / Coffee Crisp / After Eight), […]

Kersten Toebben, Austin Blessing, Heather Bowler, Michelle A. Dick

October 22, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Red Wings at 4 today, and won 4-1! From Not Always Right: Kersten Toebben?! That’s not how you spell KIRSTEN! From Not Always Right: Austin Blessing?! From Not Always Right: Heather Bowler?! It would be ironic if she did go bowling or did it professionally! From Julie: Michelle A. […]

Deneane Michele Jones-Coles, Khristi / Triniti / Ghabriael Cunningham?!

October 12, 2017

The Canucks played the Jets tonight at 7, and lost 4-2. On another note, Classy on Discord made my evening! “You’re my favorite friend, and I enjoy your company. You are beautiful, and I don’t even have to see you to know that.” ♥ From Not Always Right: Deneane Michele Jones-Coles?! Why not just DEANNA […]