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Chocolate birthday cake! / Batman Happy Birthday! / Jerimy?! / Dehydrated mud!

March 31, 2020

Took a shower tonight and noted that this foliage shower curtain seems to be doing its job right now. It seems to have more coverage area than the old Splash shower curtain, so that’s good. There was a lot of noise right outside my window around 6:50 PM – unmarked police cars, marked police cars, […]

Chalupa tombstone?! / Canucks 50th / Honey Garlic Noodles! / Michelle dead now?!

March 17, 2020

It’s St. Patrick’s Day 2020 today! I went out at 1:50 to get 1.14 litres of regular Bailey’s from the liquor store, 3 pounds of Parkay margarine / Cinnamint, Fresh Mint, and Spearmint Mentos gum x3 / 300 Mead index cards / NEW limited-edition Olympic Dairy raspberry-cranberry yogurt from Price Smart, and six more on-sale […]

Dynel Lane attacked a pregnant woman, then got sentenced to 100 years in prison!

February 23, 2020

From Youtube: Dynel Lane?!

Joanne and Gianina?! / Ashley and Pressley?! / Mod Sun?! / A. Purdy Outhouse?!

December 31, 2019

From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Joanne is fine, but Gianina?! Choose between Gianna, Gina, or Nina! From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Ashley is fine, but Pressley?! BAD SPELLING OF PRESLEY! Especially if it’ll be pronounced the exact same way… From Julie: Mod Sun?! From Michelle S. and her friend Cindy Cameron: A. Purdy Outhouse?! Yum, […]

Michelle Christmas: A cool last name! Dolores Umbridge! HARRY POTTER! AZKABAN!

December 23, 2019

Michelle Christmas is an actual Facebook person – our mutual friends include Karla and Alice. She loves HARRY POTTER, and I played Wordscraper against her once. Have You Seen This Wizard? AZKABAN PRISON! Approach with extreme caution! Do not attempt to use magic against this man. Any information leading to the arrest of this man […]

Daniel Milder, Andrew Fried, Bailee Smith, Krista Hiscock, and Jaiden Shields?!

October 3, 2019

Hayley posted a “wings meetup” in the Sober Server… WITH NO TIME, DATE, OR PLACE! Does she have an aversion to it, or is it because she’s a millennial?! Nate thinks I seem bitter, but that’s not the case. Even Term affirmed that one! I’m not going to go to a hangout without a time, […]

Introverts are NOT stuck up! Just observing! / Adlean Atterberry is ADELINE!

September 21, 2019

From Julie M. and Introvert Spring: No, I am not shy. No, I am not anti-social. No, I am not stuck up. I am listening. I am observing. From Dark Minds in Crime and JUSTICE BY ANY MEANS: Adlean Atterberry?! BAD SPELLING OF ADELINE!

Sunset BEACH barbecue, strange messages, Vancouver chart, thinking before I act

August 25, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 1:05 on a 407 for a sober BBQ, bringing along my Ziploc bag of utensils and a couple bags of regular chips. I also stopped by Shoppers at Richmond Centre to buy 100 No Name garbage bags for almost $20 because the Western Family ones under my sink […]

Eulis, Lonequa, Maycee, Shaquala, Londyn, Nimrod Shmul, and Peace Eshiet?!

June 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, a German Shaw technician came by at 11:35 AM with a replacement cable box / new PVR box / new remote control / new modem / advice. (calling my HOME number 15 minutes beforehand to see whether I was home… WHAT DO YOU THINK?!) When he left at 12:15 after also setting […]

Martin Frk has no vowels! / Jamar?! / Angel is Jesus’s wife?! / Kenyatta?!

May 19, 2019

From r/hockey: A Detroit Red Wings player is named Martin Frk. His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! From Julie: Jamar?! From Julie: Angel is Jesus’s wife?! IRONY OR A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! From Julie: Kenyatta?! I remember that name from WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY by Joe Borgenicht…