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Blue dragon with silver sword, Air Canada dragon, dragon emojis on Discord

December 5, 2017

When I went outside at 3 to throw away the unfinished half-bag of Doritos jalapeno and cheddar chips which expire today anyhow, I recognized Hester’s voice, so greeted her and said that I was going to call her about laundry tokens. (tomorrow…) She said that she could drop by and give me some in exchange […]

The book of marmalade, Gogo as Emperor Zemus, walking across hot coals and Lego

August 4, 2017

Since I woke up at 7:30 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Hester’s husband Ni and a suite inspector guy came by later at 10:35 for the annual suite inspection. I got the suite inspector guy (who said that the sink was losing its shine – DUH?!) to help me remove that dead mouse […]

Being a tomboy girly girl, fries and rotten children, Shameka Wilson, cunt moon

July 12, 2017

I discovered redrum today… ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn’t impressed when Hester called […]

Marko Velimir Kobak, Nail Railovich Yakupov, the hearts in Tule being for Faris

July 11, 2017

Hester dropped by at 8:25 (after being VERY impatient when I didn’t answer her knocking in two seconds) to inform me how lucky I was: I’m getting a new fridge / freezer tomorrow! She told her supervisors about it, and it took less than a week! I should have told her about it in May […]

An evil stone plate, Ruby, sweet-tasting Rubies, the Rod, Oxyale, the Slab

July 7, 2017

I decided to call my worker Barry at 10:50 to finally let him know about last week’s events: Hester actually believing me with proof about the freezer not working. I swear, the ice cream was pretty bleh! Then the apartment building manager Hester, her husband Ni, and the maintenance repair guy came around at 1:30 […]

Christian Grey and Dr. Frank N Furter! / Anus beef?! / Chicken pox pie?!

June 30, 2017

Hester came by at 4:20 to check the freezer. As I thought, the dumplings did not freeze overnight! Thank goodness I kept that old bag for proof, as she’ll NOW call maintenance after the long weekend. I guess I can call Barry on Tuesday, then. From Janina: Christian Grey from FIFTY SHADES OF GREY says, […]

Strong as an ox, MRS HERP as a license plate, an Equitableness police car

June 29, 2017

I was up at 7:15 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I discovered that my bags of NEW Dutch Gourmet chips (Mozzarella and Jalapeno Cheddar) were expired when I bought them last week (June 12 and June 20), so I at least tried some of both flavors before throwing them out. Then […]

Sexual Harassment Panda / Whatever tea?! / Shadow not going to garrote us

June 22, 2017

I found out that the freezer might not have been working properly, so I called Hester at 11:25 for some help in that regard. After asking me what the freezer was (???), she said to adjust the number levels on temperature sensor, and to drop her a note later. Since I had to do my […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god / Census-takers and fava beans / YOU SPOONY MONK!

April 11, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. The repairman came by at 1:40 to install a new stove fan switch, and confirmed that the stove pans were too icky to be cleaned normally. I guess I will have to replace them! I saw Hester by the elevator and after being invited into the outdoor storage room […]