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Sexual Harassment Panda / Whatever tea?! / Shadow not going to garrote us

June 22, 2017

I found out that the freezer might not have been working properly, so I called Hester at 11:25 for some help in that regard. After asking me what the freezer was (???), she said to adjust the number levels on temperature sensor, and to drop her a note later. Since I had to do my […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god / Census-takers and fava beans / YOU SPOONY MONK!

April 11, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. The repairman came by at 1:40 to install a new stove fan switch, and confirmed that the stove pans were too icky to be cleaned normally. I guess I will have to replace them! I saw Hester by the elevator and after being invited into the outdoor storage room […]

Not having an attitude problem, Giegue’s experimentation room, Shiro-Zen Master

March 30, 2017

A repair guy finally came by today (which is NOT St. Patrick’s Day as I was originally told!) at 2:20 to install a new stove fan. No, I am not a hood fan, haha. After flipping the breakers and doing things (Hester’s husband Ni came by to see what was going on), he said I […]

Rooster in a plant pot / Go and find another can! / Pre-fabricated wreckage

March 14, 2017

TODAY IS PI DAY! I called Hester this morning because my toilet flapper wasn’t working. She told me to please write her a note – DUH. At least she said a guy would come around lunchtime to look at my stove fan! They finally came by at 1:45 (that’s not lunch time!) and the guy […]

Technology space dragon, copper purple dragon eye, green and gold dragon

March 12, 2017

I saw Hester sweeping outside in the rain just now at 10:15 PM. What the heck?! DO IT TOMORROW WHEN IT ISN’T DARK, LADY! From Krista: Technology space dragon! From Dragons: Copper purple dragon eye! Reminds me of the eye from BREATH OF FIRE II, and Sauron’s eye from LORD OF THE RINGS. From Dragons: […]

Campbell’s soup, tortellini, beef pot roast, melatonin, and Nourish Bowls!

February 23, 2017

I finally changed my Gmail signature this morning! No, my parents and some other email contacts are NOT good friends of mine! Old: “Congratulations! You have received this email because you are most likely a friend of mine in good standing. If you feel that you’ve received this message in error, please contact me by […]

Joking in the John, swimmy cats in the Magicant ground, ATM number in space

January 19, 2017

Hester called me at 10 PM, but I ignored it because she shouldn’t be calling that late. Since I woke up at 5:10 AM because I hadn’t eaten in about twelve hours, I decided to have that sushi combo for breakfast. At 8:30 AM, Hester called again, this time to inform me about pest control […]

ELF / Purple pink dragon, Apple Kid’s mouse joining, QUEST OF HAT title screen

January 6, 2017

I called Jocelyn today at 2:30 as we’d arranged yesterday (cuing up MOTHER 3’s Life’s An Inner Circle Gap for some relaxing music), and she thought I was SO PUNCTUAL, haha. We did an intake interview, and I expected it to be emotional. That’s why I had some Remy Martin XO cognac champagne afterwards. Then […]

This Can of Whoopass isn’t a Wad of Cash! / Soylent Green is made of people!

January 4, 2017

I discovered redrum today, then called Hester about mousetraps, getting her husband Ni on the phone. That’s fine, and so is his dropping off a glue mousetrap later on. Then I found out that Nina M. had unfriended or blocked me from Facebook – WTF?! In JONBOUND, Joe Scharfenberg has joined Jon Otis / Sarah […]