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Lizzie Borden hacker, common women’s interests, Milk2Go chocolate strawberry

February 21, 2020

There was a 15-second fire alarm inspection today at 1:25. I told Hester’s husband Ni that he needs to give people time to get to the fucking door since knocking constantly isn’t going to HELP – it’ll just make people feel RUSHED! I’m also DISABLED, so giving me a bit of extra time isn’t going […]

In love, delicates, strawberry chiffon, Chinese mushrooms, insurance, pork blood

February 7, 2020

Hester’s husband Ni interrupted me at 1:20 today to investigate my lamp fixture / light bulb cover note. “No safety concern” and “that’s the one that came with the building?” and “I have to think”! AIYA! I also had to be an adult (again) since Auntie Vonnie texted me a couple days ago to say […]

KidsExchange?! Master Bait and Tackle?! / Caulk falling out?! / Too many genders

February 4, 2020

There was snow this morning at 11 AM! Of all the people, Auntie Vonnie texted me (at least identifying herself, unlike either of my parents) saying that the building insurance had expired as of January 4, so I had to call Hester to find out if I still needed it (yes), and then tell her […]

MOUSE / Tonkotsu noodles, Tomato Alfredo Sidekicks, tea noodles, Khris Middleton

January 13, 2020

I found a dead mouse after trying to take another snow photo by my window last night, so spent time frantically texting people like Barry / Deb / Paulo. No answer from Barry, Deb said I should call my manager (so I said that Hester is notoriously difficult about it being “my job” even though […]

Joe L’Official is an actual name?! / We have a place called Typical Noodles?!

October 21, 2019

In the morning, I told Jon that I had some cash, so I could still come tomorrow if they needed me. I went out at 2 to the pharmacy next door to get some Buckey’s Cough, Cold, and Flu medicine. Then I showered and did some laundry now that Hester says the elevator is FINALLY […]

Chilling and thunder, Hester and tokens, my disability, Milkis flavors galore

September 25, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought a NEW on-sale Caramilk chocolate bar and a half, NEW Triscuit dill / sea salt / olive oil crackers, NEW Triscuit Canada balsamic and basil crackers, NEW basil and garlic Triscuits crackers, Ottogi Jin […]

Zion Williamson?! / Tamron Hall and baby Moses?! / Nicolas Cage as a cat

September 4, 2019

Hester came by at 12:20, greeting me with “You’re home!” when I answered the door. No shit, lady! She inspected the toilet tank personally like she said she would, while I spent five more minutes trying to explain the problem to her in very simple English. Eventually, she agreed that she would replace the flapper, […]

A poop emoji mousepad! / Sudden explosive diarrhea! / Flushing Frenzy game!

September 3, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, […]

Rubbing alcohol, Poppycock, Crispers, candy cigarettes, Choux Chantilly, Gizella

August 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, the handyman came by at 11:30 to install the brand-new toilet float valve – YES! I don’t care if it takes 90 seconds to fully refill the toilet (tank) now, because at least it works! Better than Hester lecturing me about “flush the toilet tenderly and not with a […]

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]