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Hooker Road, Norwich, England?! / FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?! / Lesbia?!

March 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET TANK EMERGENCY! It wouldn’t flush, which was NOT ideal because Chinese Eric is coming over tomorrow! Besides, I really didn’t want to go across the street every time I needed to pee! So I bit the bullet and called Hester a few minutes later since I needed to […]

SELECTED THEMES AND ICONS FROM MEDIEVAL SPANISH LITERATURE: Beards and Shoes?!

March 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Gotta make sure the NEW dragon hoodie and three NEW MARTEX towels are washed and (more importantly) dried properly! Since I had to do yet ANOTHER round to dry the hoodie sleeves properly (SO MUCH towel and hoodie lint!), I bit the bullet and called Hester. Yes, I could […]

Paddel and Rowe of the Tazmily Boat Club! / I’m a charred dog, not a black dog!

January 31, 2019

I had to leave the house today from 8 to 4 because of the forced water shutoff and the sewer upgrades, and I hope this is the only one till all the construction is projected to end in December! This is NOT helping my budget OR my financial situation! I bought spicy beef noodle Tom […]

Vanessa and Cassidy / Shortbread, eyedrops, T&T! / Mario saving the princess!

January 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Vanessa and baby Cassidy picked me up at 11:30 so we could hang out before my eye cataract surgery on Thursday. We went to the Lansdowne Mall food court to try the good dumplings / SLB / wonton at R&H House, and bubble tea at Fresh Elements. Then we walked around T&T […]

Julie and my musical hockey Christmas card of 2018!

December 12, 2018

Julie got my musical Christmas card and skull stickers today! I called Barry to complain about Hester’s harassment, then he called me back at 3:55 to say that the insurance clause was buried in the lease, so I’d have to get it. UGH! I also showered and did laundry tonight. Julie got my musical hockey […]

Alec’s cabin destroyed by a direct lightning strike! / Scamp’s gravestone!

November 27, 2018

Dr. Wise’s eye clinic called me at 11:40 AM to say that they had a prospective date for my cataract surgery, which they recommended I take: January 10, 2019! (a Thursday) After leaving Barry a message about it AND being interrupted by Hester about insurance, I called Chrystal at noon at work to see if […]

Cleaning! / Ayla is not a human name! / Murice?! / Nadirah?!

October 15, 2018

The EcoClean cleaners came today at 10 AM, as advertised, and I had to give them the parking pass and pick it up later when they left at 11:35. They spoke in Spanish most of the time (but did know English) and cleaned a whole lot of things and vacuumed, including my microwave AND sink! […]

Redrum! / Laundry tokens! / CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Mumbler!

August 27, 2018

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Had to shower and then do laundry. At 12:40, I called Hester to see when a good time would be to buy 20 laundry tokens (December 5, 2017) for $35. Hey, I could get it done immediately with minimal weirdness except for the stairs right by her place being […]

Mr. Belch and Onett elevators (dream) / DIE is most definitely not a name!

August 16, 2018

Today is National Rum Day! I got up at 6 AM for some reason – UGH! I had to have a nap at 7:40, and got up at 12 after having a weird dream about an EARTHBOUND-themed transit station (going the wrong way across the street), Mr. Belch / Onett elevators, and Dad ignoring me […]

Dr. Pitt Derryberry?! / Dewaysha?! SO WEIRD! / Latreice?! / Myron?! / Charity?!

June 4, 2018

I was NOT impressed with the JOY dumplings freezing into huge unmanageable blocky clumps, so I had to throw those clumps out. Unfortunately, Hester was there and told me that it wasn’t allowed to throw it out in the dumpster. Whatever, I can do what I want. I had to walk it to the bus […]