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MOUSE / Tonkotsu noodles, Tomato Alfredo Sidekicks, tea noodles, Khris Middleton

January 13, 2020

I found a dead mouse after trying to take another snow photo by my window last night, so spent time frantically texting people like Barry / Deb / Paulo. No answer from Barry, Deb said I should call my manager (so I said that Hester is notoriously difficult about it being “my job” even though […]

LaFonda Fay Foster?! / Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?!

December 27, 2019

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7, and s. From Female Killers / DEADLY WOMEN: LaFonda Fay Foster?! Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?! Ronkeya’s mom is named Edith and her sister is named Angel, which are NORMAL!

Karmein Chan?! BAD SPELLING of Carmen! WONTON MEIN FOR EVERYBODY TODAY! WOO!

November 9, 2019

I went out at 2:25 to go to London Drugs: on-sale Kinder Joy eggs x2, Blistex lip balm x4 which have SHRUNK (Melon Medley / Berry Explosion / Triple Tropics / bonus Peaches and Cream), on-sale Cottonelle 36 MEGA Rolls of toilet paper x2 ($8.99 is better than $10.99 for 24!), on-sale Nacho / Pizza […]

Storm Duck?! / Rolland Harry, Garnet White, Blaire Paulhus, and Ronalds Kenins?!

August 14, 2019

Storm Duck?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Rolland Harry?! BAD SPELLING OF ROLAND! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Garnet White?! Two colors! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Blaire Paulhus?! Blair with an E on the end?! RONALDS Kenins used to play for the Canucks?!

Candy Button Disco?! / Patrick Wisdom baseball?! / Clayton Stoner hockey?!

June 23, 2019

Candy Button Disco?! Patrick Wisdom?! Clayton Stoner?!

CHRYSTAL! / Random convos! / Blowing people’s minds! / Lemonade from 1657?!

October 13, 2017

After COFFEE TIME at 4:45, I left at 6:30 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7-ish for a belated birthday dinner treat! I had her Want Want Snowy Crackers from Big Crazy, of course. I was standing around reading MAD MAGAZINE when Chrystal came up behind me. We summarily went to Original […]

Jay and Kateri Schwandt have had 13 sons in a row, with no daughters!

June 2, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me at 10:55 this morning – yes, next Tuesday at 4 should work just fine for once for my next dentist appointment with Sean! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not on May 13, 2015: Jay and Kateri Schwandt have 13 sons in a row! Tyler, Zach, Drew, Brandon, Tommy, Vinnie, Calvin, […]

Going as a whore for Halloween, Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, Chip Broyles

October 29, 2016

“But if you go as a whore, how will anyone know you’re in a costume?” This describes my ex-friend Jasmine quite well, haha! From Julie S., who thought that the movie description was funny: GODZILLA VS. KING GHIDORAH: Yoshio Tsuchiya, Anna Nakagawa. (1991) The reptilian monster goes head-to-head-to-head-to-head with a flying, three-headed creature from the […]

Lawless Love, Velociraptor, Dick Butt, Jack Goff, Firmus Dick, Ida Ho, FUCK

August 19, 2016

Lawless Love?! Hey, he and his wife had the same birthday of January 7! Velociraptor?! Dick Butt?! Jack Goff?! Father Firmus Dick?! Ida Ho?! I love the word FUCK, and saying it often doesn’t make me any less intelligent than you.

Introvert party! / The Wizard / Jonny Walker?! / Flowers and music genres!

May 16, 2016

Harmony says that Ayler is probably all better, but she and Hiero are not quite better yet. I’m not sure whether I should go over or not! From Julie S., Reddit, and Grammarly: How to host an introvert party! The Wizard?! Jonny Walker?! Differences between music genres (rap, pop, rock, emo, metal, and country) with […]