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Jay and Kateri Schwandt have had 13 sons in a row, with no daughters!

June 2, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me at 10:55 this morning – yes, next Tuesday at 4 should work just fine for once for my next dentist appointment with Sean! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not on May 13, 2015: Jay and Kateri Schwandt have 13 sons in a row! Tyler, Zach, Drew, Brandon, Tommy, Vinnie, Calvin, […]

Going as a whore for Halloween, Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, Chip Broyles

October 29, 2016

“But if you go as a whore, how will anyone know you’re in a costume?” This describes my ex-friend Jasmine quite well, haha! From Julie S., who thought that the movie description was funny: GODZILLA VS. KING GHIDORAH: Yoshio Tsuchiya, Anna Nakagawa. (1991) The reptilian monster goes head-to-head-to-head-to-head with a flying, three-headed creature from the […]

Lawless Love, Velociraptor, Dick Butt, Jack Goff, Firmus Dick, Ida Ho, FUCK

August 19, 2016

Lawless Love?! Hey, he and his wife had the same birthday of January 7! Velociraptor?! Dick Butt?! Jack Goff?! Father Firmus Dick?! Ida Ho?! I love the word FUCK, and saying it often doesn’t make me any less intelligent than you.

Introvert party! / The Wizard / Jonny Walker?! / Flowers and music genres!

May 16, 2016

Harmony says that Ayler is probably all better, but she and Hiero are not quite better yet. I’m not sure whether I should go over or not! From Julie S., Reddit, and Grammarly: How to host an introvert party! The Wizard?! Jonny Walker?! Differences between music genres (rap, pop, rock, emo, metal, and country) with […]

McBites, wine coolers, holocaust, Redskins, medicine, and plans

December 22, 2012

Chinese Eric came over at about 2 or so, bearing McDonalds food in the form of McBites (without sauce) and French fries. This was a non-literal godsend since I hadn’t had time to eat much but a banana and Advent calendar chocolates. He noticed that I’d restocked my bottled water; yup, I had to do […]

Dream: IMPERIAL DEATH MARCH, Josh, FB notifications

October 18, 2012

I dreamed that my family was getting ready for my uncle and aunt and other relatives to come into town. While the parents were hashing out plans, I was on Facebook and discovered that I had 68 notifications, but it was really hard to use the computer for some reason, so I just deleted them […]

Evil Calcobrina dolls / "Lali-ho!" / 1991 Developer Team Office

July 15, 2012

OCDL Note: I now have 566 Blogger tags. “I’m Luca. My dolls disappeared. Have you seen them?” Not yet, but we’ll take care of the evil Calco / Brina / Calcobrena dolls soon! “Lali-ho” is the dwarven greeting in King Giott’s Dwarf Castle of the Underworld! The Lali-Ho Pub is in between the weapon and […]

Snow / Grandchildren / True form Giygas’ attack

January 14, 2012

A bunch of people said it was snowing last night – NO! STUPID FUCKING LJ OUTAGE! This old lady in the Fourside Hospital asks your party whether you have any grandchildren. You can answer YES: (“Oh… the youth of today shock me… My lands…”) Or you can answer NO: You cannot grasp the true form […]

Dream of refrigerators, dogs, frogs, Veggie Tales, and baby Todd / Sandwiches

November 6, 2010

Had a dream where I remember having to clean out refrigerators on each floor of an old house: they were labelled “John” / “1989” / “1990” / “1991.” My mom didn’t want me to junk any of the contents, or she’d get very mad. Jon and Steph were sent to watch me do this, and […]

Venting about decorum and forked pairings / Sexy Penis Pasta / Film comedies

October 18, 2010

Interesting rack of the night: FICUSJOB, against Lori H. (read this as “Ficus job”) High-scoring words of the night: FORKED (144 points) – against Ardy C. [two 3W] PAIRINGS (144 points) – against Kathleen M. [4W, 3W] {a good deficit-erasing word!} VENTING (117 points) – against Honey L. [two 3W] BIJOUS (454 points) – against […]