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Defenestration Day! / Grumpy Cat and anger management / Sylas Thompson?!

May 21, 2019

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! I showered today. Grumpy Cat: I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills. From Shane: Sylas Thompson?! BAD SPELLING OF SILAS! Advertisements

Treveon, Keisha, Amaya, Jaliah, Keven, Ozell, Dick Shoemaker, and Goldie Lock?!

May 20, 2019

From Julie: Brandi is perfectly fine, but Treveon and Keisha?! From Julie: Amaya?! From Julie: Jaliah?! From Julie: Keven?! BAD SPELLING OF KEVIN! From Julie: Ozell?! From Bored Panda: Dick Shoemaker?! From Bored Panda: Goldie Lock?!

Brownie or cookie, middle class, Muslim name, hipster or yuppie, love language

May 19, 2019

Are You a Brownie or a Cookie? You Are A Cookie! You are an independent and versatile person. You can roll with life’s changes quite well. You are resilient and optimistic. You see the glass of milk as half full, even if you’ve been burned before. You are big on boundaries – what’s yours is […]

Martin Frk has no vowels! / Jamar?! / Angel is Jesus’s wife?! / Kenyatta?!

May 19, 2019

From r/hockey: A Detroit Red Wings player is named Martin Frk. His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! From Julie: Jamar?! From Julie: Angel is Jesus’s wife?! IRONY OR A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! From Julie: Kenyatta?! I remember that name from WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY by Joe Borgenicht…

Chinese Eric, basketball, snacks, Dr. Oetker cheesecake, and Konstantine Sepsis?

May 17, 2019

I texted Chinese Eric on and off today, and he wanted to know what kind of food he should pick up since I was home by 4:10 on a 407. I said nothing, but I should have gotten him to get the Dr. Oetker cheesecakes from Safeway or the hazelnut M and M candies! When […]

Kennethia Barnes and Emotions Paradise Universe?! WHAT A NAME CHANGE! IRAQ!

May 17, 2019

I went out at 2 to see Rachel at The Caring Place on a 414, and pleasantly discovered that the three nearby bus stops have FINALLY been liberated from construction and are now operational again! WOO! I definitely had to text Paulo to let him know, especially since they’d just been officially reinstated yesterday! After […]

Kaelin Hedrick?! / Wear ever you go their your?! / Jean Bastard-Rosset?!

May 14, 2019

Coffee, croissants, and a seed-filled bagel with cream cheese for breakfast. Leftovers for lunch, then said hi to the kids when they came home later. Homemade pizza creations for dinner! Cheese pizza, pesto chicken pizza, and hot dog cheese pizza! The original pesto chicken pizza was burned, so Deb had to make another one. Later, […]

New Age Retro Hippie phone case! / Tattia, Entwarne, Tremayne, Jojo, and JB?!

May 13, 2019

I had coffee, pineapple, and croissants with Nutella for breakfast… leftovers for lunch, which is fine! Then I had tiny Yakult drinks, rice, Thai eggplant curry, chicken, green beans, and popsicles for dinner! Declan and Elysse wanted to watch a show called FLINCH and even more POKEMON stuff, which at least kept them entertained for […]

Happy Mother’s Day from Casey Anthony! / Black Ness T-shirt #2 / A.J. Careless?!

May 12, 2019

Today is Mother’s Day 2019. I was slightly awoken by the sun in the window, then by quick footsteps outside the bedroom door. Later, it turned out to be Declan and Elysse running into their parents’ room to wish Deb a Happy Mother’s Day at 5 AM! SO EARLY, kids! We had a rushed breakfast […]

A Poo T-shirt, Four Loko cocoa and Xanax marshmallows, Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck

May 12, 2019

Bacon, omelets, sausages, coffee, ketchup, English muffins, and sriracha sauce for a brunch before we made it to Steveston so Dylan could bike around and the kids could play in the park. I found a library book at Steveston which is so me! MOONBEAMS, DUMPLINGS, AND DRAGON BOATS! Later, we had Popsicles and chips while […]