Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘quan’ Category

Stuart is DEAD! / Pasinetta Prince (Passion-etta), Mulan, and Tonera?!

April 16, 2019

It’s so fitting that I’m listening to Radiohead’s KARMA POLICE right now! Carol told CANUCK NATION a minute ago that her racist ex-husband Stuart has just died from his three different kinds of cancer. I’m sorry that she’s feeling sad, though. I guess I can take him off my Block List now… From Youtube: Pasinetta […]

No Troy?! / Jaszmyne, D’Quion as Day-Quan, Desirae, Tee?! / Dave Assman?!

April 16, 2019

Troy unfriended me from Facebook again – okay, then! From Julie: Jaszmyne?! BAD SPELLING! Just pick S or Z, not both at once! Makes it harder to spell, really. From Julie: D’Quion?! It is pronounced DAY-QUAN for some reason. I would have gone with DE-KEON or something. From Julie: Desirae?! What was wrong with Desiree?! […]

Girl named Ty, Za’Niyah, Zakaih, Lazavieon, Nee’Cee, and Dajanique?! WHAT THE?!

February 26, 2019

I went out at 2:05 to see Rachel at 2 at the Caring Place. THE BUS STOPS CHANGED AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE CONSTRUCTION! I had to walk to the next 414 stop near the London Drugs, and had just missed the 401 AND 407! UGH! When I got home at 4 on a 407, I […]

Casey Massacre?! / LaQuanta Nachelle Riley?!

October 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Tampa Bay today at 4:30, and won 4-1 with TWO empty-net goals! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Casey Massacre?! What a last name! From Youtube: LaQuanta Nachelle Riley?! Reminds me of Qantas Airways, nachos, and TEENAGE WASTELAND by the Who!

Loyalty is a girl?! / Tymerra and ANOTHER POOH BEAR?!

October 11, 2018

From Julie: There’s a kid out there named Loyalty, and this one is a girl?! From Julie: Tymerra?! What was wrong with Tamara?! BAD SPELLING! Also, 42 and 26? Holy age gap, Batman! From Julie: Wait, there’s ANOTHER black guy out there named POOH BEAR?!

Corky BoozĂ©?! / Dr. Birchann Paffenbarger?! / Ginger, Yusup, and Monae?!

September 7, 2018

Corky BoozĂ© is a politician?! (CORKY BOOZE!) Dr. Birchann Paffenbarger?! From Julie: Ginger?! From Julie: Yusup?! If that’s Joseph, there are better ways to spell it… BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Monae?!

Devoid Couch?! / Chasity?! / Iyana, Quanasia, Blayton, Markeese, and Alexius?!

June 11, 2018

Devoid Couch?! From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that’s what you’re going for! From Julie: Iyana?! From Julie: Quanasia?! From Julie: Blayton?! From Julie: Markeese?! From Julie: Alexius?!

Makenlove Petit-Fard?! / Zy’ion?! / Damen, Kiki, and Sir?! / Marquella?!

June 5, 2018

Went to see Rachel at the Caring Place at 2:30, taking the 2:15 C94 shuttle bus, then I went to Shoppers Drug Mart. Bought Ruffles Sour Cream and Bacon chips, NEW Miss Vickie’s Lime and Black Pepper chips, and NEW limited-edition Doritos Blue Grilled Steak chips. I went to Kam Do Bakery for two sausage […]

Jempy Drucker?! / Ah’Renna is a girl?! / Lashawn?! / A black guy named Quan?!

May 27, 2018

Chinese Eric emailed me, white Eric, Jeremy, Jon, Christon, and Randal this morning about a Stanley Cup Final hangout somewhere – Washington Capitals and Las Vegas Golden Knights! I scanned the email (which had possible scheduling), but didn’t see where the hangout was going to be, so of course I emailed everyone to ask where […]

Orval Overall?! / POOH BEAR, Shaquanda, Cherokee, Chrishaunda, and Ca-Ceon?!

May 15, 2018

Orval Overall?! From Julie: POOH BEAR, Tyrone, and Shaquanda?! From Julie: Cherokee?! From Julie: Chrishaunda?! Girl, if that’s your third appearance on the MAURY SHOW, you need to re-evaluate your life decisions! From Julie: Ca-Ceon?! Like Cay-Shon? What?!