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Enjoy 1+1 Café! Paulo! / Johnniemae, Sade, Jazmyne, Juarez, Kingston, Zeelah

May 25, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, we learned that Steve had a migraine, so he was out for tonight. Totally understandable! I had to go back to Wireless Wave because I got an error message on my phone when trying to send texts! (“Currently unable to send your message. It will be sent when the […]

Snow test / Another eye surgery date in May! / 2019 NHL Valentine’s Day Cards!

February 14, 2019

When I went out this morning to test the snow at 10 AM (and discover that Internet data was frozen on my phone), Megan from the eye clinic called me to say that I had a date for my other eye surgery: Wednesday, May 8! I called Barry AGAIN for the third time this week, […]

Tawnya?! / Dareca?! / We Are All Canucks! / Johnny Canuck V and toque logo!

December 17, 2018

From Julie: Tawnya?! What was wrong with Tonya, Tonia, Tanya, or Tania?! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Dareca?! From Eve: We Are All Canucks! A Johnny Canuck logo with a V and a toque!

Red and yellow Canucks orca logo!

October 13, 2018

Today is No Bra Day! The Canucks played Florida at 4 today, and won 3-2! Pettersen is now injured, though… 😦 From my ex-friend Johnny Canuck: A red and yellow Canucks orca logo which reminds me of a totem pole!

Sexual Assault Prevention Tips!

September 6, 2018

I discovered that Johnny Canuck and Danika H. had both unfriended me on Facebook – okay then, what the heck?! Someone named Edward Kelvin also tried adding me in the afternoon – DENIED! From Sara H.: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips! Don’t assault people! Ugh, the BAD SPELLING of “accidentally” in this one…

Redrum! / Laundry tokens! / CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Mumbler!

August 27, 2018

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Had to shower and then do laundry. At 12:40, I called Hester to see when a good time would be to buy 20 laundry tokens (December 5, 2017) for $35. Hey, I could get it done immediately with minimal weirdness except for the stairs right by her place being […]

Red labial whiskey, Creepy Easter Bunny 22, Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine

March 12, 2018

From Youtube: Johnnie Worker Red Labial Old Scotch Whiskey?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 22! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: It’s days like today that make me wish they made a Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine.

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Brett Hospital, Kali James Ravel, Gemini Gold, Jourdan Townsend, Beins Jared

September 29, 2017

It’s International Coffee Day today! Johnny Canuck AKA Steffan D. added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks group – NICE! From Not Always Right: Brett Hospital?! From Not Always Working: Kali James Ravel?! From Not Always Right: Gemini Gold?! From Not Always Right: Jourdan Townsend?! That’s not how you spell JORDAN! From Not Always […]

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

July 5, 2017

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]