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Blue dragon hoarding muscle cars, pink dragon flower, green dragon, DRAGONCAT!

September 26, 2020

From Dragons: A blue-green dragon and a hoard of muscle cars! From Julie: Red and pink dragon flower! From Julie: A woman, a sword, and a roaring green dragon! From Julie: PURPLE DRAGONCAT!

Hiawayi Hawaii and D-lland, Daquan, Janiya, Yosha, Hiawatha Hawatha, Murlean?!

September 26, 2020

Today is National Dumpling Day! Of course I had some for breakfast earlier! Perusing Discord this morning: No, Enigma, you aren’t BALLING your eyes out! Are you scooping them out with a melon baller? Nobody cares if you’re logging in just to post an execrable poem and then logging out again, Heartbreaking… ESPECIALLY if you […]

2014 White Spot blackened cod risotto! / Knorr Creamy Bacon Carbonara Sidekicks!

March 11, 2020

Paulo has finally decided on a venue for his belated birthday celebration with the REAL Superfriends on Saturday: Brassneck Brewery at 2148 Main Street, a few blocks down from the nail place. At least it’s reasonably transit-accessible! He said last night when I texted him, “it’s a while – oh shit, hang on, hahaha,” but […]

PooPaint toilet paper?! / GAS OUT: THE CARD GAME! / Redneck Leprechaun Name

March 4, 2020

From Melissa: The Japanese have come up with PooPaint Toilet Paper?! From Julie: A game called GAS OUT! Play your card, but DON’T PASS THE GAS! From Rock 101 and Scream Therapy: What is your Redneck Leprechaun Name? Dopey Bubba O’Fartsniffer!

Romantic sacrifice candles, girl Mickey, Tyheem, Felica, Q girl, Deshauwn, Teron

February 3, 2020

From Janina: Guy says, “Aww, babe, look at you. Getting romantic with all of these candles.” Me: “First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you.” From Julie: Cindy is fine, but Mickey for a girl?! Plus Tyheem?! From Julie: Johnny is obviously fine, but Felica?! So close, yet so far… BAD SPELLING OF FELICIA! Felica […]

Cute poop and toilet ballpoint pens! Flowers and computer keyboards, oh my!

October 11, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet poop emoji ballpoint pens! From Julie M. and Wish: Poop emoji ballpoint pens!

Dumpling chart / Telisport Putsavage?! / Kirk Fonoimoana?! / Jarkel Fanning?!

September 26, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Nivea lotions in my apartment – the pump just suddenly goes down without warning, making it impossible for me to pop it up again! Today is National Dumpling Day! I called Chrystal at work at 11:40 to see if we were still on for tomorrow’s Birthday Dinner #3, and WE ARE! […]

Enjoy 1+1 CafĂ©! Paulo! / Johnniemae, Sade, Jazmyne, Juarez, Kingston, Zeelah

May 25, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, we learned that Steve had a migraine, so he was out for tonight. Totally understandable! I had to go back to Wireless Wave because I got an error message on my phone when trying to send texts! (“Currently unable to send your message. It will be sent when the […]

Snow test / Another eye surgery date in May! / 2019 NHL Valentine’s Day Cards!

February 14, 2019

When I went out this morning to test the snow at 10 AM (and discover that Internet data was frozen on my phone), Megan from the eye clinic called me to say that I had a date for my other eye surgery: Wednesday, May 8! I called Barry AGAIN for the third time this week, […]

Tawnya?! / Dareca?! / We Are All Canucks! / Johnny Canuck V and toque logo!

December 17, 2018

From Julie: Tawnya?! What was wrong with Tonya, Tonia, Tanya, or Tania?! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Dareca?! From Eve: We Are All Canucks! A Johnny Canuck logo with a V and a toque!