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Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Brett Hospital, Kali James Ravel, Gemini Gold, Jourdan Townsend, Beins Jared

September 29, 2017

It’s International Coffee Day today! Johnny Canuck AKA Steffan D. added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks group – NICE! From Not Always Right: Brett Hospital?! From Not Always Working: Kali James Ravel?! From Not Always Right: Gemini Gold?! From Not Always Right: Jourdan Townsend?! That’s not how you spell JORDAN! From Not Always […]

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

July 5, 2017

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]

Samoa Samoa, Razor Shines, Boots Day, Napoleon Outlaw III, Blue Moon Odom

April 4, 2017

I showered today. The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and San Jose got two goals in the first thirty seconds of the game! Then the game ended in a 3-1 loss. Too familiar! From The Bleacher Report: Samoa Samoa?! From The Bleacher Report: Razor Shines?! From The Bleacher Report: Boots Day?! From The […]

Pregnant women / Dr. Faris P. Atchoo / McCracken Chiropractic Clinic / Vowels

May 8, 2016

FINAL FANTASY II in 3:13:41 by Deln FINAL FANTASY IV in 2:11:22 by Neerrm FINAL FANTASY VI in 3:52:15 by Bichphuongballz No wonder these DENNIS coffee cups were only $1 at London Drugs yesterday! THEY BREAK WAY TOO EASILY! UGH! I finished putting the WordPress tags in my draft entry into alphabetical order just now, […]

AskReddit Mega Lounge! / Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! / Ray Samani

April 27, 2016

AskReddit Mega Lounge! From Julie: Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! From Julie: Ray Samani (raise money!) is the perfect guy to run a fundraiser!

Helen Yoon / Yanisa? / Dog taking out a toilet to the garbage! / Me so hungy!

January 9, 2016

John Powell’s friend Helen Yoon wanted to add me to Facebook; sure, why not? The Canucks played the Lightning at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime, and the Canucks lost 3-2. More Facebook weirdness: Yanisa?! A man is taking out his old Christmas tree. Then his dog takes out the toilet: “Two can play […]

Jerker Forssten, Jack Daniels / Jim Beam / Johnny Walker, Ethan Faggett, Ben Gay

December 27, 2015

Henrik’s friend Jerker Forssten, whom I encountered on Facebook on November 29, 2010! I also told Dawn about the name Jerker on May 18, 2006 since I was the name expert while she was in Beijing! I know it’s a legitimate male Swedish name, but… Jack Daniels has named his son Jim Beam on 14 […]

No Bob Hope, No Johnny Cash, No Steve Jobs… please don’t die, Kevin Bacon!

December 2, 2015

No Bob Hope, No Johnny Cash, No Steve Jobs… please don’t die, Kevin Bacon!

Condoms, losing control, Johnny Dickshot, Filet Minyon, Israeli baby Facebook

November 26, 2015

Darren More added me to Facebook from the FEARSOME VANCOUVER CANUCKS FANS group last night, so that’s fine. The day I lost control! I’m not anti-social. I’m selectively social. There’s a difference. Condoms as Christmas ornaments! Crying boy! Johnny Dickshot was an outfielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates! Filet Minyon! An Israeli baby girl named Like […]