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Samoa Samoa, Razor Shines, Boots Day, Napoleon Outlaw III, Blue Moon Odom

April 4, 2017

I showered today. The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and San Jose got two goals in the first thirty seconds of the game! Then the game ended in a 3-1 loss. Too familiar! From The Bleacher Report: Samoa Samoa?! From The Bleacher Report: Razor Shines?! From The Bleacher Report: Boots Day?! From The […]

Pregnant women / Dr. Faris P. Atchoo / McCracken Chiropractic Clinic / Vowels

May 8, 2016

FINAL FANTASY II in 3:13:41 by Deln FINAL FANTASY IV in 2:11:22 by Neerrm FINAL FANTASY VI in 3:52:15 by Bichphuongballz No wonder these DENNIS coffee cups were only $1 at London Drugs yesterday! THEY BREAK WAY TOO EASILY! UGH! I finished putting the WordPress tags in my draft entry into alphabetical order just now, […]

AskReddit Mega Lounge! / Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! / Ray Samani

April 27, 2016

AskReddit Mega Lounge! From Julie: Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! From Julie: Ray Samani (raise money!) is the perfect guy to run a fundraiser!

Helen Yoon / Yanisa? / Dog taking out a toilet to the garbage! / Me so hungy!

January 9, 2016

John Powell’s friend Helen Yoon wanted to add me to Facebook; sure, why not? The Canucks played the Lightning at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime, and the Canucks lost 3-2. More Facebook weirdness: Yanisa?! A man is taking out his old Christmas tree. Then his dog takes out the toilet: “Two can play […]

Jerker Forssten, Jack Daniels / Jim Beam / Johnny Walker, Ethan Faggett, Ben Gay

December 27, 2015

Henrik’s friend Jerker Forssten, whom I encountered on Facebook on November 29, 2010! I also told Dawn about the name Jerker on May 18, 2006 since I was the name expert while she was in Beijing! I know it’s a legitimate male Swedish name, but… Jack Daniels has named his son Jim Beam on 14 […]

No Bob Hope, No Johnny Cash, No Steve Jobs… please don’t die, Kevin Bacon!

December 2, 2015

No Bob Hope, No Johnny Cash, No Steve Jobs… please don’t die, Kevin Bacon!

Condoms, losing control, Johnny Dickshot, Filet Minyon, Israeli baby Facebook

November 26, 2015

Darren More added me to Facebook from the FEARSOME VANCOUVER CANUCKS FANS group last night, so that’s fine. The day I lost control! I’m not anti-social. I’m selectively social. There’s a difference. Condoms as Christmas ornaments! Crying boy! Johnny Dickshot was an outfielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates! Filet Minyon! An Israeli baby girl named Like […]

What DIRTY DANCING Song Are You?

July 31, 2015

What DIRTY DANCING Song Are You? You Are “Hungry Eyes” You are a deeply passionate person, and as hard as you try, you simply can’t ignore your heart. Your emotions overtake you. You wear your intensity on your sleeve, and you don’t consider that to be a bad thing. Your passion is who you are. […]

Charles Desrosiers, Melissa Desrosiers, Kyle C., a 4-0 loss, cute six-week old Shiba Inu puppies

January 27, 2015

Charles Desrosiers (the last name reminds me of Melissa Desrosiers from Palmer) wanted to add me to Facebook – DENIED! I also found out that Kyle Caster of the underage teenage girl selfies had posted something on the EARTHBOUND Facebook page, and I’d LIKED it. Just because I like your post doesn’t mean I want […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Jo-Jz (Juniper_Rising)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJoanieMaloney’s Syndrome Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: hand numbness, rapid heartbeat, vague constipation, walking like an Egyptian Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJoeitis Cause: computer virus Symptoms: embarrassing noises, tongue retraction, seeing dead […]