Red labial whiskey, Creepy Easter Bunny 22, Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine

From Youtube: Johnnie Worker Red Labial Old Scotch Whiskey?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 22! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: It’s days like today that make me wish they made a Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine. Advertisements

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Brett Hospital, Kali James Ravel, Gemini Gold, Jourdan Townsend, Beins Jared

It’s International Coffee Day today! Johnny Canuck AKA Steffan D. added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks group – NICE! From Not Always Right: Brett Hospital?! From Not Always Working: Kali James Ravel?! From Not Always Right: Gemini Gold?! From Not Always Right: Jourdan Townsend?! That’s not how you spell JORDAN! From Not Always […]

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]

Samoa Samoa, Razor Shines, Boots Day, Napoleon Outlaw III, Blue Moon Odom

I showered today. The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and San Jose got two goals in the first thirty seconds of the game! Then the game ended in a 3-1 loss. Too familiar! From The Bleacher Report: Samoa Samoa?! From The Bleacher Report: Razor Shines?! From The Bleacher Report: Boots Day?! From The […]

Pregnant women / Dr. Faris P. Atchoo / McCracken Chiropractic Clinic / Vowels

FINAL FANTASY II in 3:13:41 by Deln FINAL FANTASY IV in 2:11:22 by Neerrm FINAL FANTASY VI in 3:52:15 by Bichphuongballz No wonder these DENNIS coffee cups were only $1 at London Drugs yesterday! THEY BREAK WAY TOO EASILY! UGH! I finished putting the WordPress tags in my draft entry into alphabetical order just now, […]

AskReddit Mega Lounge! / Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! / Ray Samani

AskReddit Mega Lounge! From Julie: Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! From Julie: Ray Samani (raise money!) is the perfect guy to run a fundraiser!

Helen Yoon / Yanisa? / Dog taking out a toilet to the garbage! / Me so hungy!

John Powell’s friend Helen Yoon wanted to add me to Facebook; sure, why not? The Canucks played the Lightning at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime, and the Canucks lost 3-2. More Facebook weirdness: Yanisa?! A man is taking out his old Christmas tree. Then his dog takes out the toilet: “Two can play […]

Jerker Forssten, Jack Daniels / Jim Beam / Johnny Walker, Ethan Faggett, Ben Gay

Henrik’s friend Jerker Forssten, whom I encountered on Facebook on November 29, 2010! I also told Dawn about the name Jerker on May 18, 2006 since I was the name expert while she was in Beijing! I know it’s a legitimate male Swedish name, but… Jack Daniels has named his son Jim Beam on 14 […]

No Bob Hope, No Johnny Cash, No Steve Jobs… please don’t die, Kevin Bacon!

No Bob Hope, No Johnny Cash, No Steve Jobs… please don’t die, Kevin Bacon!