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Sexual Assault Prevention Tips!

September 6, 2018

I discovered that Johnny Canuck and Danika H. had both unfriended me on Facebook – okay then, what the heck?! Someone named Edward Kelvin also tried adding me in the afternoon – DENIED! From Sara H.: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips! Don’t assault people! Ugh, the BAD SPELLING of “accidentally” in this one… Advertisements

Redrum! / Laundry tokens! / CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Mumbler!

August 27, 2018

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Had to shower and then do laundry. At 12:40, I called Hester to see when a good time would be to buy 20 laundry tokens (December 5, 2017) for $35. Hey, I could get it done immediately with minimal weirdness except for the stairs right by her place being […]

Red labial whiskey, Creepy Easter Bunny 22, Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine

March 12, 2018

From Youtube: Johnnie Worker Red Labial Old Scotch Whiskey?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 22! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: It’s days like today that make me wish they made a Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine.

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Brett Hospital, Kali James Ravel, Gemini Gold, Jourdan Townsend, Beins Jared

September 29, 2017

It’s International Coffee Day today! Johnny Canuck AKA Steffan D. added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks group – NICE! From Not Always Right: Brett Hospital?! From Not Always Working: Kali James Ravel?! From Not Always Right: Gemini Gold?! From Not Always Right: Jourdan Townsend?! That’s not how you spell JORDAN! From Not Always […]

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

July 5, 2017

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]

Samoa Samoa, Razor Shines, Boots Day, Napoleon Outlaw III, Blue Moon Odom

April 4, 2017

I showered today. The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and San Jose got two goals in the first thirty seconds of the game! Then the game ended in a 3-1 loss. Too familiar! From The Bleacher Report: Samoa Samoa?! From The Bleacher Report: Razor Shines?! From The Bleacher Report: Boots Day?! From The […]

Pregnant women / Dr. Faris P. Atchoo / McCracken Chiropractic Clinic / Vowels

May 8, 2016

FINAL FANTASY II in 3:13:41 by Deln FINAL FANTASY IV in 2:11:22 by Neerrm FINAL FANTASY VI in 3:52:15 by Bichphuongballz No wonder these DENNIS coffee cups were only $1 at London Drugs yesterday! THEY BREAK WAY TOO EASILY! UGH! I finished putting the WordPress tags in my draft entry into alphabetical order just now, […]

AskReddit Mega Lounge! / Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! / Ray Samani

April 27, 2016

AskReddit Mega Lounge! From Julie: Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! From Julie: Ray Samani (raise money!) is the perfect guy to run a fundraiser!

Helen Yoon / Yanisa? / Dog taking out a toilet to the garbage! / Me so hungy!

January 9, 2016

John Powell’s friend Helen Yoon wanted to add me to Facebook; sure, why not? The Canucks played the Lightning at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime, and the Canucks lost 3-2. More Facebook weirdness: Yanisa?! A man is taking out his old Christmas tree. Then his dog takes out the toilet: “Two can play […]