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Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]

Black dragon of death, peacock dragon, liking lotion in baskets, dragon necklace

May 22, 2017

It’s Victoria Day today! To cap off my long weekend, I watched these two Connecticut guys are trying Canadian junk food from Vancouver! Coffee Crisp, Mars Bars in Maple flavor, Smarties, ketchup Doritos, ketchup Lay’s, Maynards Canada wine gums / Swedish Berries, AERO Canada bars, Kraft Dinner, OMG’s Candy clusters, All-Dressed Ruffles Canada chips, Hawkins […]

1/1200 of an airship and a Toad Robot in Jidoor! / Shadow’s Mysidian nightmare!

May 22, 2017

I finished the Remy Martin XO champagne from Eric Ho just now, and I’m obviously keeping the bottle, OF COURSE! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, there is an auction house in Jidoor. On offer: 1/1200 of an airship! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, there is an auction house in Jidoor. On […]

Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

Defenestration Day! / Worst apocalypse ever, Dwight Schrute and life, Mardy Fish

May 21, 2017

TODAY IS DEFENSTRATION DAY! My current Logitech 250 Deluxe computer keyboard with mouse: Grumpy Cat: Still here. Worst apocalypse ever. (May 21, 2011) From Janina: Life is short… false. It’s the longest thing you do. From The Mirror: Mardy Fish was a tennis player?!

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

Purell hand sanitizer and paper cuts, Chubb Small, Walmart trailer trash

May 20, 2017

Purell hand sanitizer: Let me show you exactly where that paper cut is… Chubb Small?! From Janina: Straight out of the trailer park! Heading to Walmart…. do you need anything?

Posting weird shit again, the inaccessible Fairy Ring, hanging yourself

May 19, 2017

I discovered that my new chocolate ice cream has coconut flakes in it, so I had to throw it out (along with the weirdly-melted Häagen-Dazs Spirits ice cream) since I don’t like coconut! From Janina: This cat says, “Ma! They’re posting weird shit again!” Sabin, Cyan, and Shadow try to get a Fairy Ring right […]

Get the wipes! / Obi-Wan Kenobi and great disturbances / Confucius and sharts

May 19, 2017

From Ask Ideas: “Honey, get the wipes… I just sharted!” From Ask Ideas: Obi-Wan Kenobi says, “I feel a great disturbance in the bowels.” From Ask Ideas: Confucius say “Sneaky fart can lead to stinky shart!”

Name of the Year 2017, ShamSports Names, 2012 and 2014 Olympics! (263 names)

April 14, 2017

Kobe Buffalomeat?! Now, that’s a manly name! Marvin Gay plays basketball?! Jordair Jett?! Reminds me of Air Jordans… Nelson Mandela plays basketball?! Keene Cockburn?! Peter Jurkin?! Lady Grooms?! Gang Wang?! Mangisto Arop?! Storm Clonch?! Typhoon Dusk Nurse?! Drake U’u?! Stanley Titsworth?! Kara Bonenberger?! I know my brother and sister used to know sisters named Alyssa […]