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Avoiding a random man?! / Microwaves child sacrifices! / SEXY FOOD FOR SENIORS

July 6, 2019

Taking 15 flights of stairs to avoid a random man waiting for the elevator is pretty extreme, RobotRosa… how do you live out in the world?! Poor guy! Think about how he must have felt to see a random woman running away from him! From Julie: My microwave is demanding a child sacrifice! From Julie: […]

Pixie Fuhrmeister?! / Justin Chigbogu is a baseball player?! / NHL schedule!

June 25, 2019

THE 2019-2020 NHL SCHEDULE IS OUT TODAY! I came across a problem with my HP Laserjet 1020 printer today while printing out the Canucks schedule and generating more “origami paper” for Hiero. It said there was a paper jam, but it had been printing things out just fine a few seconds beforehand! After Googling it […]

Defenestration Day! / Grumpy Cat and anger management / Sylas Thompson?!

May 21, 2019

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! I showered today. Grumpy Cat: I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills. From Shane: Sylas Thompson?! BAD SPELLING OF SILAS!

Treveon, Keisha, Amaya, Jaliah, Keven, Ozell, Dick Shoemaker, and Goldie Lock?!

May 20, 2019

From Julie: Brandi is perfectly fine, but Treveon and Keisha?! From Julie: Amaya?! From Julie: Jaliah?! From Julie: Keven?! BAD SPELLING OF KEVIN! From Julie: Ozell?! From Bored Panda: Dick Shoemaker?! From Bored Panda: Goldie Lock?!

Brownie or cookie, middle class, Muslim name, hipster or yuppie, love language

May 19, 2019

Are You a Brownie or a Cookie? You Are A Cookie! You are an independent and versatile person. You can roll with life’s changes quite well. You are resilient and optimistic. You see the glass of milk as half full, even if you’ve been burned before. You are big on boundaries – what’s yours is […]

Martin Frk has no vowels! / Jamar?! / Angel is Jesus’s wife?! / Kenyatta?!

May 19, 2019

From r/hockey: A Detroit Red Wings player is named Martin Frk. His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! From Julie: Jamar?! From Julie: Angel is Jesus’s wife?! IRONY OR A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! From Julie: Kenyatta?! I remember that name from WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY by Joe Borgenicht…

Rhuheem, Laquita, Bentlee, Venus, Kyrstin, Isiah, Sahar, Aziz, and AJ Kant?!

May 18, 2019

I did laundry today. From Julie: Rhuheem?! It is RAHIM, not Rhuheem! Gross! From Julie: Laquita?! From Julie: Bentlee?! From Julie: Venus?! I once knew someone named Venus Leung at VCEFC… then there is the minor EARTHBOUND character, the Fourside singer! From Julie: Kyrstin?! BAD SPELLING of Kristin or Kirsten?! From Julie: Michael is fine […]

Chinese Eric, basketball, snacks, Dr. Oetker cheesecake, and Konstantine Sepsis?

May 17, 2019

I texted Chinese Eric on and off today, and he wanted to know what kind of food he should pick up since I was home by 4:10 on a 407. I said nothing, but I should have gotten him to get the Dr. Oetker cheesecakes from Safeway or the hazelnut M and M candies! When […]

Kennethia Barnes and Emotions Paradise Universe?! WHAT A NAME CHANGE! IRAQ!

May 17, 2019

I went out at 2 to see Rachel at The Caring Place on a 414, and pleasantly discovered that the three nearby bus stops have FINALLY been liberated from construction and are now operational again! WOO! I definitely had to text Paulo to let him know, especially since they’d just been officially reinstated yesterday! After […]

National Bubble Tea Day! / Vanessa plans! / Shay and WHITE GIRL FLOW! / Spring?!

April 30, 2019

Today is National Bubble Tea Day! 😀 I made plans with Vanessa to hang out on May 20 before she has to work at 3. From TYRA: Shay believes she has good hair because it has “white girl flow”?! From Julie: Another white girl named Spring, this time on DR. PHIL?!