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Mail from Deanna with an emu card! / Totally Overhyped New Year’s Eve Party!

December 31, 2016

I checked my mail to find a Christmas letter, a Fairfax Front Pages postcard, two Morbis Artis: Diseases of the Arts postcards, a RED DOG: TRUE BLUE postcard, a Christmas card with an emu on the front, a Kikki silver paper heart, and a paper Christmas elf from Deanna H. (endlessblush) – YAY! Rohypnol Productions […]

Richmond World Festival at Minoru Park! / Deer Garden! / Labor Day barbecues!

September 3, 2016

I found out that Richie and Sonya had both unfriended me on Facebook, probably some time ago. Coincidentally, they were both Calgary Flames fans from VCEFC! It’s okay, as we lost touch quite a while ago! Then I figured that it was time to put another blanket on the bed. Later, Mom called me at […]

Dick Dickey, Spiffy Evans, Justice / Godspower / Wisdom / Loveth Offor?!

March 18, 2016

The Canucks played the Oilers at 6 tonight, and lost 2-0. Dick Dickey?! Spiffy Evans?! Justice, Godspower, Wisdom, and Loveth Offor?!

Moore-Bacon, Gorey-Butcher, Sharp-Payne, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Moore-Bacon! Sawyer-Hiney! Rump-Orefice! Rather-Grim! Miller-Bruski! Gorey-Butcher! House-Reckker! King-Sizer! Coody-Head! Flynt-Stone! Ruff-Goings! Funk-Kee! Sharp-Payne! Yuhasz-Gass! Bush-Schaver! Johnson-Finder! Wenger-Dengler!

Evander Kane and Patrick Kane as “brothers” / Cow not liking hot springs!

December 29, 2015

Evander Kane and Patrick Kane are not brothers, although they’ve both been accused of rape recently! This cow does not like the hot springs near Aeolia’s house!

Jerker Forssten, Jack Daniels / Jim Beam / Johnny Walker, Ethan Faggett, Ben Gay

December 27, 2015

Henrik’s friend Jerker Forssten, whom I encountered on Facebook on November 29, 2010! I also told Dawn about the name Jerker on May 18, 2006 since I was the name expert while she was in Beijing! I know it’s a legitimate male Swedish name, but… Jack Daniels has named his son Jim Beam on 14 […]

Great timing on the guest parking pass, Amacon… / Baby Names in Decline

August 8, 2015

Amacon gave the apartment building residents some parking passes yesterday; it would have been way more convenient last year when Mike was around this place a lot, so that he might not have to park his car on Azure Road all the time! At least today is much more calm than exactly a year ago! […]

Doctor Unheimlich, L-Lh (Lazeesod)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLacedWithLustOX’s Lurgy Cause: viral Symptoms: slightly high blood-alcohol level, puce irises, abdominal swelling Cure: trepanning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLackOfEndorphin’s Lurgy Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: vague dehydration, incontinence, pointy ears, overeating Cure: sleep Enter your name, for your […]

Dream: A peeping Tom crumpling paper in the toilet

October 17, 2008

The computer restarted overnight! Indeep D. / Glenn D. / Evan J. / Kim T. / Nadafull A. added me for the Blood Games, too. Apparently, BS is at Melia’s old place as per Dylan – I’m not going since I need to be fully over this sickness by tomorrow afternoon. YAY, AWANA! Melissa’s found […]

Funny Fake Names

September 4, 2007

Today’s amusement, courtesy of the Bad Baby Names Forum: Here is a list of fake funny names. It reminds of the kind of names we used to write on the attendance when we had a substitute teacher. I did not compile the list, so some (okay, most!) may be stupid. Aaron Myetires, Abe Rudder, Abbie […]