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Salmon jerky! / Creepy Easter Bunny 44! / Lluvia Waggoner?! / Kevin Duck?!

April 1, 2018

The computer restarted at 6 AM! I went out to Shoppers Drug Mart at 1:20 on a 407, and bought on-sale Marketplace Cuisine meals (Butternut Squash Ravioli / Tortilla Crusted Fish / Vermont white macaroni and cheese / Sesame Chicken), on-sale canola oil, on-sale President’s Choice milk chocolate eggs for Chrystal. Then I went to […]

Beat The Parents! / Inviting someone into the shower with you to use soap!

February 26, 2018

Julie saw this game while shopping at Walmart: BEAT THE PARENTS?! Imagine if they came out with a game called BEAT THE CHILDREN! From Reddit and r/funny: HOW TO USE Snow Fairy Soap: If you really don’t know how, then we suggest you find someone you really like and invite them into the shower with […]

Prince of Midenhall dragging coffins! / Scotch on the rocks! / Joseph Barefoot?!

September 21, 2017

From the DRAGON QUEST Discord server: Here is the Prince of Midenhall (Lorasia) dragging the coffins of his two dead companions behind him! Poor Prince of Cannock and Princess of Moonbrooke… From Krista, Mematic, Imgur, and Pinterest: I like my Scotch on the rocks! Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, and OUTLANDER are all awesome! Joseph Barefoot?!

Porky’s stinky poop, Chatoyer T’heed Huggins, Diamando May, Peter Pop Bumper

June 15, 2017

Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear finally make it to the Scarabi desert in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. By this grove of palm trees, Porky’s stink still hangs in the air… you can see his poop pellets! EW! From Not Always Working: Chatoyer T’heed Huggins?! Reminds me of Huggies diapers, hahaha! From […]

Swimming poop emoji, Kokain Mothershed, Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III

February 20, 2017

From Z 95.3: A swimming poop emoji… From Reddit: Kokain Mothershed, and Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III?!

Rock n’roll being my medicine, Kwame Henry, Richezza Williams, Crayola crayons

August 1, 2016

From Pinterest: Rock n’roll is my medicine! The Ramones, Nirvana, Pantera, AC/DC, Megadeth, Queen, the Beatles, Motörhead, Rush, Kamelot, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, the Who, Epica, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Rhapsody, Iced Earth, and KISS. From FORENSIC FILES: Kwame Henry and Richezza Williams?! Weird Crayola crayon colors: Suspicious cold sore red, tanner stain orange, […]

No blueberry overcharging, Pastor Fulton’s $1 discount, Belinda Lee / Cloud IV

February 8, 2016

I had a dream where Nancy Wong (from the Chinese Congregation) and I had to climb a mountain of dirt in order to get to a Chinese supermarket. When I was there, I thought that they would massively overcharge me for blueberries, to the tune of over $4 a pound. Once I selected my items, […]

Lundy Bancroft myths: He’s too angry, and needs to learn anger management skills!

March 16, 2015

From Lundy Bancroft’s Why Does He Do That: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men: MYTH #7: He’s too angry. He needs to learn anger management skills. A few years ago, the partner of one of my clients went through an ordeal where her twelve-year-old son (from a previous marriage) disappeared for more than […]

Addicted to gasoline / AUSTIN POWERS

March 11, 2012

After talking to James about stuff, I watched several episodes of HOARDERS: BURIED ALIVE and a MY STRANGE ADDICTION show about a girl who’s addicted to drinking gasoline, and a black girl who’s addicted to carrying her doll head around wherever she goes AND smelling it. A different episode: a guy has a committed relationship […]

$7.97 hydro bill, disrespect from Eric, and fish dying in vaginas – WTF?

June 28, 2011

This is the first full day I’ve spent at home since the 19th, which is good for my downtime needs! I also FINALLY got mail, no thanks to the postal strike – why is my hydro bill only $7.97?! HAHAHAHA! Matt A. loved that! Of course, I paid the bill! Eric also disrespected those same […]