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Free Canadian healthcare = free feelings check / Tacy Gash?! / Auston Matthews?!

March 2, 2020

My computer gave me a heart attack this morning when both the keyboard and mouse weren’t responsive. I had to restart the thing! THEN it happened again this evening, of course right when I had stuff going in Notepad! I figure that Eric has to come over here and update the computer drivers, so texted […]

Peppermint and candy cane dragons, blue sky dragon, red dragon, Kwame Kilpatrick

December 22, 2019

From Krista: Peppermint dragon or candy cane dragon! From Skulls and Bones 2.0, Julie M., and Dragons: BLUE SKY DRAGON! From Julie: A red dragon wax candle! PyroPet Candles! Dreki Dragon wax candle which melts to a metallic skeleton! From Youtube: Kwame Malik Kilpatrick?!

TOO HOT / Dr. Trentington Outhouse? / Folorunso Fatukasi? / Key’vantanie Coutee?

July 21, 2019

Today is National Ice Cream Day, again! I showered today. It’s 27 degrees and it’s 6 PM! Now THIS is finally summer weather! From Julie M. and 102.7 WEBN: Remember that level in SUPER MARIO 3 where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today. Dr. Trentington Outhouse?! Folorunso Fatukasi?! Key’vantanie Coutee?!

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

June 16, 2018

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?!

Salmon jerky! / Creepy Easter Bunny 44! / Lluvia Waggoner?! / Kevin Duck?!

April 1, 2018

The computer restarted at 6 AM! I went out to Shoppers Drug Mart at 1:20 on a 407, and bought on-sale Marketplace Cuisine meals (Butternut Squash Ravioli / Tortilla Crusted Fish / Vermont white macaroni and cheese / Sesame Chicken), on-sale canola oil, on-sale President’s Choice milk chocolate eggs for Chrystal. Then I went to […]

Beat The Parents! / Inviting someone into the shower with you to use soap!

February 26, 2018

Julie saw this game while shopping at Walmart: BEAT THE PARENTS?! Imagine if they came out with a game called BEAT THE CHILDREN! From Reddit and r/funny: HOW TO USE Snow Fairy Soap: If you really don’t know how, then we suggest you find someone you really like and invite them into the shower with […]

Prince of Midenhall dragging coffins! / Scotch on the rocks! / Joseph Barefoot?!

September 21, 2017

From the DRAGON QUEST Discord server: Here is the Prince of Midenhall (Lorasia) dragging the coffins of his two dead companions behind him! Poor Prince of Cannock and Princess of Moonbrooke… From Krista, Mematic, Imgur, and Pinterest: I like my Scotch on the rocks! Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, and OUTLANDER are all awesome! Joseph Barefoot?!

Porky’s stinky poop, Chatoyer T’heed Huggins, Diamando May, Peter Pop Bumper

June 15, 2017

Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear finally make it to the Scarabi desert in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. By this grove of palm trees, Porky’s stink still hangs in the air… you can see his poop pellets! EW! From Not Always Working: Chatoyer T’heed Huggins?! Reminds me of Huggies diapers, hahaha! From […]

Swimming poop emoji, Kokain Mothershed, Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III

February 20, 2017

From Z 95.3: A swimming poop emoji… From Reddit: Kokain Mothershed (who plays football), Marijuana Mothershed, and Alaska Jones III?!

Rock n’roll being my medicine, Kwame Henry, Richezza Williams, Crayola crayons

August 1, 2016

From Pinterest: Rock n’roll is my medicine! The Ramones, Nirvana, Pantera, AC/DC, Megadeth, Queen, the Beatles, Motörhead, Rush, Kamelot, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, the Who, Epica, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Rhapsody, Iced Earth, and KISS. From FORENSIC FILES: Kwame Henry and Richezza Williams?! Weird Crayola crayon colors: Suspicious cold sore red, tanner stain orange, […]