Archive for the ‘ruth’ Category

Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! / Bill Boner?! / Christmas Joye Abbott?!

January 25, 2018

Cuya says that his salmon jerky and Vancouver postcards arrived today. “Holy fuck, yes! Salmon jerky! Thank you! I’ll try some on stream soon, and I love the postcards! I will put the salmon eating on Youtube! Amazing mail day!” Eating Salmon Jerky Cuya’s black pepper salmon jerky! From Julie: Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! […]

Thieves with goals, band auditions today, bottles of bears, rimmed chicken wings

December 29, 2017

In South Figaro in the World of Ruin, Celes and Sabin come across this person in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS while chasing Edgar around town. “We may be thieves, but at least we have goals in life!” Well, then. This BIZARRO comic is from Janina: Band Auditions Today! “Doesn’t ANYBODY play guitar?” From […]

BJ Queen Enterprises / Vanessa Tobaccojuice / Kim Kashkashian / B. Ruth Boring

August 22, 2017

From Tyler A. and the Chive: BJ Queen Enterprises?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Vanessa Tobaccojuice?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Kim Kashkashian?! Definitely way too close to Kim Kardashian! From Tyler A. and the Chive: B. Ruth Boring?!

What GLOW Lady Are You? / Crown Royal making you cry! / It’s a thesaurus!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Cherry” You are a tough cookie, and you don’t let anyone cross you. You are very determined and talented. Sometimes it takes a while for your hard work to pay off, and that can be frustrating. Eventually, you get the success you deserve. You are an obvious leader. People tend to immediately put […]

Castrating a bull, Past Niiue, Future Niiue, Flying Men, Flying Men gravestones

January 27, 2017

I called Steph at 6:20 so we could figure out a date and time for me to visit them. While we were talking about Feb. 5 at noon (which works according to Translink), SLB, and surprising Mike / Sandy / Ruth in Hamilton, Fraser was babbling and saying “ma-ma.” I knew I might regret it […]

Long comic about death from Lucas / Ryan Blacklaws! / Aracelyse, Camdyn, Zani

May 29, 2016

I made tentative plans over Facebook Messenger to meet with Ryan B. next week while he’s here in Vancouver for his son’s graduation. Lucas sent me this long comic about death! From Julie: Aracelyse Felix?! I’d have gone for Arabella or Araceli… From Julie: Camdyn Smith?! Reminds me of Camden, New Jersey! From Julie: Zani […]

Finally seeing baby Fraser! / Naming your children / Being alive = no prison!

May 5, 2016

From Reddit: What will you absolutely not name your child? I left for Jon’s at 11 with my San Francisco Chinatown dragon shirt and the Terracotta Warriors from Teunis for photo purposes if possible, just missing the 401. As soon as I got in the door, Ayler wanted to show me his shoes, and Hiero […]

Collard-Green, Little-Wiener, Tator-Fry, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Collard-Green! Little-Wiener! Bonus to make this one even better: They were even UNITED in UNION, Kentucky! Tator-Fry! Gilbert-Godfrey! Prom-Hooker! Aasen-Beer! Peters-Harder! Hittner-Ashwell! (Hitting her ass well) Heine-Beiting! Goetz-Moore! Fite-Staab! Sellers-Smelser! (Sell her, smells her!) Phillips-Achen-Ball! Roller-Moore! Mann-Boob! True-Belew! (true blue) Wild-Hyman!

Chelsea / Bali / Hiero and Heineken stars / Fraser’s two-month dinner!

October 10, 2015

After a round of way too many phone calls this afternoon to Steph, Mom, and Dad, I finally got transportation plans at 3 for Fraser’s two-month dinner tonight: meet Dad at King Edward Station at 5:15 because Mom had to make it complicated and accept a ride offer from Auntie Eva this morning. Mom thought […]

No narcissistic Melanie! / Fussy baby Fraser, impatient Mike, Ruth here soon

September 18, 2015

I discovered that my junior high schoolmate Melanie had unfriended me from Facebook, but that’s okay – she seemed narcissistic! Steph called me at 8 to wish me a happy belated birthday, so we spent some time catching up. We discussed a fussy baby Fraser, breastfeeding, the Shaw outage, Brittney’s mom dying of lymphoma (Myles […]