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Darwin Tabacco?! / Penetrative sex is rape by default?! / Trinity and Tune?!

June 3, 2018

Darwin Tabacco?! From Reddit on April 13, 2018: Penetrative sex is rape by default now according to some feminists?! Thanks, Needco! It doesn’t seem like she believes that, though. PHEW! From Julie: Trinity and TUNE are together?! From Julie: This is Tune… you have a bad name, dude! Advertisements

NO WATER PRESSURE! / ICE BURN! / BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM! / Beef teriyaki!

May 23, 2018

I woke up to NO WATER PRESSURE AT ALL at 7:30 AM, with NO NOTICES about it! NOT ACCEPTABLE! I very politely called Hester at 8:45 AM, who said that it was an emergency for the whole building, and that it should be fixed then. I tested it out using both sinks and the toilet, […]

Boob-having persons?! / Vagina-haver?! / Sex-havers?! / Pets preferred pronouns

May 16, 2018

The computer just blue-screened! Couldn’t it have done that while I was sleeping?! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “Boob-having persons,” XxXFaZEqUIckwopesXxX?! Just say “men” or “women”! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “As a vagina-haver”?! No, WeaverofStories, just no! Say you’re a woman or that you have a vagina. Much less awkward! You’re already […]

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! / Jaccob?! / The Belching Dragon’s Engrish menu!

May 6, 2018

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! From Julie: Jaccob?! What’s with the bad spelling?! From Julie and her friend: THE BELCHING DRAGON is a Chinese restaurant, and it has a very Engrish menu!

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! / Your ex was technically born in a different year?!

May 3, 2018

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! From Reddit on April 14, 2018: No, TheresAName, your ex was not “technically” born in a different year. He either was or wasn’t born in a different year. Make up your mind.

Beat The Parents! / Inviting someone into the shower with you to use soap!

February 26, 2018

Julie saw this game while shopping at Walmart: BEAT THE PARENTS?! Imagine if they came out with a game called BEAT THE CHILDREN! From Reddit and r/funny: HOW TO USE Snow Fairy Soap: If you really don’t know how, then we suggest you find someone you really like and invite them into the shower with […]

Extreme friendship dealbreakers, female-coded swimsuits, fake-quitting smoking

February 25, 2018

The computer just restarted! From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, Bmoreisapunkrocktown, we do not have such extreme friendship dealbreakers around kids, significant others, transphobia, extroversion, clingy communication, etc. ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE! You’re the bad apple who makes childfree people, black people, AND introverts look bad! She even went all “special snowflake” on […]

Cyanide and Happiness menstrual cycle / Wednesdays are bad, Gegar! BROKEN PASTA!

February 21, 2018

I went to London Drugs on a 401 (just managing to get the bus in the intermittent snowflakes) at 11:55 so I could get one more two-pack of Designer Workshop pillowcases since the half-price sale ends today. I got THE WRONG SIZE – I DON’T NEED KING SIZE! Also got a NEW steak and mushroom […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 6! / Latinx is an absolutely unnecessary word!

February 19, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 6! From Reddit on February 17, 2018: “Latinx” is an absolutely unnecessary word! My ex-friend Daya would have agreed!

SNOW?! / FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF final time! / Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?!

February 18, 2018

MORE SNOW?! DAMMIT, WEATHER! Final Time of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: 32 hours, 23 minutes! From Julie: Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?! Reminds me of Amir, Jarmiroquai, and Felicia!