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Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

March 23, 2020

Me: Reddit New User! CyanPlum: Reddit One-Year Club! Cat1832: Reddit Two-Year Club! Me: Reddit Three-Year Club! CallMeZara: Reddit Four-Year Club! Me: Reddit Five-Year Club! CIsForCondom: Reddit Six-Year Club! AdreeIsADyno: Reddit Seven-Year Club! TareXMD: Reddit Eight-Year Club! FlyingFox12: Reddit Nine-Year Club! RidePlanet: Reddit Ten-Year Club! Larsa: Reddit Eleven-Year Club! HonestBleeps: Reddit Twelve-Year Club! MikeNice1: Reddit Thirteen-Year […]

Moscow and Drinker, Pennsylvania?! / Jacoba, Rendy, and Karah Albers?! WHAT?!

March 20, 2020

I discovered redrum AGAIN this morning – I THOUGHT I TOOK CARE OF THIS TWO WEEKS AGO! Good thing I didn’t bleed onto the bed! Called Shoppers to see if they had a toilet paper shipment, and left right after I got a YES answer at 9:10 on a 401. I remembered the brand new […]

Vagina-having children?! WHAT THE HECK?! / Knorr Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks!

February 28, 2020

Since Chinese Eric confirmed that he is coming over tomorrow, I went to Shoppers at 5:15 on a 401 and bought President’s Choice Smokey Bacon and Chive quiches, Reser’s Main St. Bistro signature mashed potatoes, and President’s Choice meat lasagna. $26 every few months isn’t that bad, and I already have chips galore here! Got […]

A “back massager”?! / JAXTON?! / K-Mart CafĂ©! Little Caesar’s! / Emptying a dog?

February 26, 2020

I had a dream where my Discord UK friend Red and his wife Mrs. Weird had a LOT of kids (possibly on Duggar / Radford level with 20 or 22 kids!) in an exchange with the other side of the world, and some older kids smoked, and it was snowing, and someone hid a chocolate […]

Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

February 9, 2020

From RobotRosa: “Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate.” WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

Female lion-human hybrid, Mona Lisa coronavirus mask, ahi tuna, noodle stack

February 5, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 11:40 on a 414 to help with the kids, but first went to Dublin Crossing Pub. Noticed the Canada Line was slightly slower on the tracks, but that’s fine since it snowed yesterday and had pretty much melted today. I had to go in early to help by […]

Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]

KidsExchange?! Master Bait and Tackle?! / Caulk falling out?! / Too many genders

February 4, 2020

There was snow this morning at 11 AM! Of all the people, Auntie Vonnie texted me (at least identifying herself, unlike either of my parents) saying that the building insurance had expired as of January 4, so I had to call Hester to find out if I still needed it (yes), and then tell her […]

Unknowingly doing the biggest poo in the world every day!

February 4, 2020

It’s snowing again! COFFEE TIME AND HOT CHOCOLATE TIME! Every day, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day. Just some shit for you to think about.

VCEFC! / Hiero’s 6th birthday party: UBC Gymnastics! / Mango cheesecake! / Puke!

January 19, 2020

I discovered that Andre had unfriended / blocked me on Facebook – WHAT THE HECK?! Eric picked me up at 8:50 AM so I could use church as a vehicle to get to the Osborne Gym at UBC for Hiero’s 6th birthday party. It helps that his hockey is all the way out at UBC, […]