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Brayden Hilts?! BAD SPELLING! / Neighbors leaving blinds open – SEEING A WIENER!

June 13, 2020

I blocked someone named “Kimala” because she wouldn’t listen to my simple boundary of “stop blowing up my phone – I have better things to do.” She doesn’t have a great sense of humor, and neither does her friend Maureen! “July 10 what year” – READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: […]

No oysters! / Spicy Chicken Mr. Noodles! / Grey Tyrannosaurus Rex skull shower!

May 13, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more raw oysters of ANY kind! No Winter Creek, no Mac’s, and NO Fanny Bay raw oysters! My immune system can’t handle it anymore! DIARRHEA! I don’t think I’ll use Dreamwidth anymore because support people have NOT gotten back to me in a timely fashion about the crossposting issue! It will NOT […]

Deliberately leaving things around to trip on?! / Blocking people for fun?! NO!

May 3, 2020

The kids called me at 6:45 to scream-sing a song about (as far as I can tell) licking bums or nicking bums, and asked me inappropriate questions about whether I’d like to see Jon peeing. No, thank you! Then Ayler asked if I would eat a whole pie (which Hiero said they were having for […]

Bunny Bottom chocolate?! / My real Canadian name! / My Heavy Metal Band Name!

April 18, 2020

From Julie: Bunny Bottom Easter chocolate at CVS?! What is your real Canadian name? Snowy Hoser?! Heavy Metal Band Name Generator! Forbidden Magic?!

Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

March 23, 2020

Me: Reddit New User! CyanPlum: Reddit One-Year Club! Cat1832: Reddit Two-Year Club! Me: Reddit Three-Year Club! CallMeZara: Reddit Four-Year Club! Me: Reddit Five-Year Club! CIsForCondom: Reddit Six-Year Club! AdreeIsADyno: Reddit Seven-Year Club! TareXMD: Reddit Eight-Year Club! FlyingFox12: Reddit Nine-Year Club! RidePlanet: Reddit Ten-Year Club! Larsa: Reddit Eleven-Year Club! HonestBleeps: Reddit Twelve-Year Club! MikeNice1: Reddit Thirteen-Year […]

Moscow and Drinker, Pennsylvania?! / Jacoba, Rendy, and Karah Albers?! WHAT?!

March 20, 2020

I discovered redrum AGAIN this morning – I THOUGHT I TOOK CARE OF THIS TWO WEEKS AGO! Good thing I didn’t bleed onto the bed! Called Shoppers to see if they had a toilet paper shipment, and left right after I got a YES answer at 9:10 on a 401. I remembered the brand new […]

Vagina-having children?! WHAT THE HECK?! / Knorr Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks!

February 28, 2020

Since Chinese Eric confirmed that he is coming over tomorrow, I went to Shoppers at 5:15 on a 401 and bought President’s Choice Smokey Bacon and Chive quiches, Reser’s Main St. Bistro signature mashed potatoes, and President’s Choice meat lasagna. $26 every few months isn’t that bad, and I already have chips galore here! Got […]

A “back massager”?! / JAXTON?! / K-Mart CafĂ©! Little Caesar’s! / Emptying a dog?

February 26, 2020

I had a dream where my Discord UK friend Red and his wife Mrs. Weird had a LOT of kids (possibly on Duggar / Radford level with 20 or 22 kids!) in an exchange with the other side of the world, and some older kids smoked, and it was snowing, and someone hid a chocolate […]

Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

February 9, 2020

From RobotRosa: “Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate.” WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

Female lion-human hybrid, Mona Lisa coronavirus mask, ahi tuna, noodle stack

February 5, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 11:40 on a 414 to help with the kids, but first went to Dublin Crossing Pub. Noticed the Canada Line was slightly slower on the tracks, but that’s fine since it snowed yesterday and had pretty much melted today. I had to go in early to help by […]