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Once Brewed, Northumberland?! / Let that sink in! / Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING!

October 30, 2019

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2. Brock Boeser had a hat trick! Once Brewed, Northumberland?! From Reddit: Let that sink in! From Vellum and Vinyl via Krista: Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING OF MEGAN! Everyone knows how it’s pronounced!

Big Bone Lick, Kentucky? / Queen Elizabeth I and the Tudors / Mike Rust My Crust

October 28, 2019

FUCK – there’s going to be a bus strike in three days! At least they want to reduce overcrowding. The Canucks played Florida tonight at 7, and won 7-2! FIVE GOALS IN THE FIRST PERIOD, AND ALL THE FORWARDS GOT AT LEAST ONE POINT! Big Bone Lick, Kentucky?! From Pete and Medieval Jollity: Queen Elizabeth […]

North Pole, Alaska?! / North Pole, New York?! / MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?! WHAT?!

October 26, 2019

Time to shower! North Pole, Alaska?! There’s also one in New York. North Pole, New York?! From Julie: MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?!

Half.com, Oregon?! / Tiahleigh Alyssa Rose Palmer?! TARP! Anagram of TRAP!

October 24, 2019

The cleaners came again today at 5:40 via bus from New Westminster after rescheduling phone calls and texts to and from me and Harmony and them. They had a huge suitcase full of cleaners and stuff! After the couple cleaned the bathroom, bedroom, kitchen (and under the sink – outside and not inside?!), and living […]

Moon, Pennsylvania?! / Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 as Albin?!

October 20, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers today at 10 AM again because of MORE “lovely” East Coast scheduling, and won 3-2 in a crazy game even though they lost the shutout bid thanks to Trouba! Moon, Pennsylvania?! Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced as Albin?! From Not Always Right: The Earth revolves around the sun! This might upset […]

Hell, Michigan?! / Burger King, Rambo, and Facebook are banned in Mexico?!

October 19, 2019

COFFEE TIME! Do not join the r/Canucks Discord server! The mods and admins are all rude immature teenagers who think that I, a grown woman, am “disrespecting them” by posting a VERY sanitized rant about people who “need” Reddit reminders about the two 10 AM games this weekend. Just set an alarm, dude… no need […]

Hell, Norway?! / Shan’ann Watts?! / Ellishia Allen?! SO MUCH BAD SPELLING!

October 18, 2019

Hell, Norway?! From Reddit: Shan’ann Watts?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON and apostrophe abuse! From FEMALE KILLERS and Youtube: Ellishia Allen?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

Lionel Pimpin?! / Jeff crashing the Sky Runner in the Threed graveyard – BOOM!

September 24, 2019

It’s National Punctuation Day today! I showered and had coffee today. Lionel Pimpin?! From The Onett Times: On his way from Winters in EARTHBOUND, Jeff Andonuts has crashed the Sky Runner into the Threed graveyard prison where Ness and Paula are being held. BOOM! EXPLOSION!

Rainbow Chips Ahoy! / Excel Night Chill, Extreme, Fuse, Charge, Voltage! / Suave

September 21, 2019

I left at 11:20 on a 407 to go to London Drugs to get new scissors. I couldn’t find Scotch scissors or Ekco kitchen scissors, so I got Kortari kitchen scissors instead while getting some NEW Tazo Chai Tea for National Chai Day today on September 21. Got home at 12:05 on a 407, and […]

Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]