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Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler / Ass-Monkey 3000 / Square, Enix and DRAGON QUEST

September 18, 2017

Eric T. posted this on his Facebook page in 2011: Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler, BC! Bartz and Lenna are at the Tycoon Meteor at the start of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. He tells her, “My name is Ass-Monkey 3000, but my friends call me Bartz for short.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it […]

No Joyce! / Mike B. and early birthdays! / Stephen Colbert! Stephen Warmbert!

September 15, 2017

I noticed that Joyce – whose birthday is today – had unfriended me from Facebook. Her loss! It was also COFFEE TIME by default since I got up at 7:20 AM. Mike B. had sent me a cool message to wish me a happy early birthday, so that definitely made me smile! “You See the […]

Kissing your ex with tongue?! / Cuckolding isn’t racist or sexist, Worried19!

September 11, 2017

It’s 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! 😀 From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes “one last great kiss with tongue” when we’re splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to […]

Wayne, Vanessa, IHOP, country fried steak, life as an Albertan, unicorn cake

September 10, 2017

Vanessa sent me a Facebook message at 5:30 wanting to know what I was doing for dinner tonight. I had nothing planned, but I did wonder whether I had forgotten about something! She wanted to come out to Richmond (either IHOP of Denny’s) with her friend Wayne, whom I’d met at her Anton’s birthday dinner. […]

Mirissa Sorensen, Mooshki Mitchell, Naoma Howard, Nicole Barbee, Phoenix Gray

September 10, 2017

From Not Always Working: Mirissa Sorensen?! Her parents should have known that MARISSA is always spelled with an A! From Not Always Right: Mooshki Mitchell?! Reminds me of a cow… MOO! From Not Always Working: Naoma Howard?! Shouldn’t that be NAOMI?! From Not Always Working: Nicole Barbee?! This is notable only because it reminds me […]

Empowering or engaging / YOU’VE GOT MAIL / Specifying a date in the future?

September 7, 2017

“You Enhance Lives” You’re the type of person who likes to work quietly behind the scenes. Very few people notice all that you do. You love to help, but you aren’t looking for credit. You know that you do a lot simply being there for others. You are steady, dependable, and loyal. You aren’t just […]

Proud green dragon! / Dragon name! / Jynna Jessika Lin?! / Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?!

September 5, 2017

From Krista: Proud green dragon! From Dragons and I Love Vampires: What Is Your Dragon Name? Flaring Flash Dragon! From Not Always Learning: Jynna Jessika Lin?! That’s supposed to be “Jenna Jessica”! The letter Y is not a replacement letter, and Jessica shouldn’t be spelled with a K! From Not Always Working: Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?! Why […]

SHORTIE LIKE MINE, Journei Green, Tiberius Winchester, Ricky van Wolfswinkel

August 30, 2017

I discovered that David Ho had unfriended me, too! From Buzzfeed: SHORTIE LIKE MINE: Addicted to how we kick it?! From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Journei Green?! That’s not even a name spelled correctly… From Not Always Working: Tiberius Winchester?! From Buzzfeed: Ricky van Wolfswinkel?!

The Salad Personality Test / Stop whining about heteronormativity and gender!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Balanced” You’re the type who likes everything in moderation, and you’re especially good at balancing out life’s extremes. You are a bit of a novelty seeker, and you like to have a really good mix of things in your life. There is always room for something or someone new. You meld well with […]

What’s Inspiring About You? / How Should You Beat The Heat? / Monogonormative?!

August 11, 2017

“You Are a Go-Getter” You are a very ambitious person, and you’re constantly adding to your list of goals and dreams. While you dream big, you never let that satisfy you. You like to get out there and make sure your dreams come true. You don’t lose sight of your larger purpose in life, and […]