Archive for the ‘hilarity’ Category

Creepy Easter Bunny 13! / Chinese New Year stickers 4! / 80,000 Facebook Likes?!

March 1, 2018

I called Barry at 8:35 AM to tell him about the mouse on the glue trap which I discovered last night. When he came by at 11:15, he said that it was STILL MOVING! We both heard it squeak, so I wanted him to just take it out of here as fast as possible. I […]

Lindsay Lohand! Lindsay Hihand! / Butch Otter?! / Walking in the woods!

December 27, 2017

I discovered redrum symptoms today – UGH! Mom wanted to drop by this afternoon with the locking containers, toilet paper, and Kleenex that she’d forgotten, so I said she could do so just to get it out of the way. She dropped by about an hour earlier than I was expecting, at 12:35 or so. […]

MOTHER 3 Attic Dungeon Mice!

December 31, 2015

Lucas and Boney come across some Cockney Mice in Club Tittiboo’s attic! Since it’s New Year’s Eve, I decided to compile and post this entry now as the mice mention New Year’s, hahaha. Mouse: “Squeak squeak-squeak? (Oi, Alfie, it’s been donkeys, china.)” Mouse: “(Wonned teh rabbit us ahtta sum mo’bees, izzat it?)” Mouse: “(Eh, dat’s […]

More unused MOTHER 3 enemies!

December 10, 2015

Enemy Modifier Codes – To fight these enemies, if you’re using VisualBoy Advance, go to Cheat List, click on Code, and type this: 020047EC:?? Now replace the ?? with the ID of the corresponding enemy, as shown below. 00-(empty) (You’ll win because there’s no enemy to fight) 01-Reconstructed Caribou 02-Mr. Passion 03-Oh-So-Snake 04-Clayman 05-Mecha-Drago 06-Pork […]

Lisa Maxi, Frosty the Snowman, eating, Rice Krispies, TimTams and human flesh

December 5, 2015

Lisa Maxi tried adding me on Facebook – DENIED! Frosty the Snowman gets caught picking his nose in the produce aisle! Eating, poor, siblings, bacon, alcohol, single, slut, k, never mind! {Eating (verb) when there is nothing else to do. Poor (adj) when you have too much month at the end of your money. Siblings […]

New Santa hat, brandy beans, Baci pralines, and Moritz Icy Squares!

November 18, 2015

I went out at 8 to London Drugs for a new Damson Santa hat for myself and on-sale Moritz Icy Squares for Jon, Harmony, and Chrystal. I’d last bought Moritz Icy Squares for Mike and others on November 4, 2013 (which is the same day that Hester congratulated me on dating a white guy – […]

Catherine, PEOPLE I WANT TO PUNCH IN THE THROAT, 2-1 win, Pumpkin Spice condoms

October 12, 2015

Catherine Tracy tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! I finally finished the old dumplings from July 20, too! A woman was showing her daughter People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges (Jen Mann) at the bookstore yesterday with the line “You’d like this book,” so […]

Back to school Bacardi, Halls, Jesus turning water into wine, Bo Horvat Way

September 3, 2015

I discovered some Nissin sesame oil noodles which expired on August 15, so of course I had to eat them. Yes, I should really go to Big Crazy again soon! Bacardi for back-to-school? I’m so in! Jesus was at the supermarket turning water into wine! When your store employees don’t care about product placement: “Halls: […]

Embarrassing kids! / Reeha and CHECK THIS (dream) / Julie W. / Grammar mugs

August 13, 2015

Reddit: People with kids: What’s the most embarrassing thing your kid has ever done in public? I had a dream that Reeha posted in CHECK THIS about her graduation, but I wasn’t able to comment on it even though some guy named Michael could. What the heck?! Also, Midge’s friend Julie Warren added me to […]

Pining for the fjords, Josh! / 6-2 loss to San Jose / Reddit SnoopSnoo word cloud

March 3, 2015

“I want my tombstone to say ‘I’m pining for the fjords’ because that’s a great line from MONTY PYTHON.” – Josh Gaines, July 2003 I called Barry about the Amacon rent increase form this afternoon, but got no answer. Pastor Dan emailed us all about small group tomorrow – let’s just hope I don’t get […]