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The zodiac signs as mythical creatures! DRAGON! / Christone Kingfish Ingram?!

August 3, 2020

I discovered redrum today – UGH! A day early is fine since I thought Saturday night was Sunday evening, especially since Eric Ho might come over later in the play-in series anyway. Today is National Watermelon Day and BC Day 2020! 😀 To my VAST SURPRISE, Duncan from Highspirits’s server messaged me on Discord at […]

Reddit Helpful Award 1: Henrik, Daniel, and Jay Bouwmeester! / AWKWAFINA?!

July 24, 2020

My first Reddit Helpful Award on February 13, 2020, in r/hockey for a detailed explanation to Straight_Pasta of Henrik and Daniel Sedin’s jersey retirement ceremony, speech, and well-wishes to Jay Bouwmeester! From Julie: Rap artist Nora Lum got the nickname AWKWAFINA?! Like a badly-spelled version of Aquafina, the bottled water?!

Delivered prescriptions and a huge improvisation piece! / Hiscock tombstone?!

July 6, 2020

I called the pharmacy next door at 10:10 AM to see if I could get my prescription delivered this time instead of having to wait 20 minutes in a tiny taped-off square. Luckily, Virgie asked me a few questions and I could – Adam said it was highly recommended because of the coronavirus! Then I […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 14 album! / Lynn Macadangdang?! / Donna Shalala?!

June 30, 2020

Ayler called me at 4:35 – it was a thankfully brief call. He played a piano piece for me, which I said sounded good. I asked him what he thought of it, since he had to think about whether it was good enough to play over the phone. He said “80 or 85 percent,” which […]

Blue dragons x6 (water / bone / wizard) / red dragon / 100,103 Reddit karma!

May 20, 2020

I had to get up at 5:45 AM because my fuckass upstairs neighbor decided to take a shower right then! UGH! After COFFEE TIME, I showered and did laundry as long as I was awake anyway. Definitely a DOUBLE COFFEE TIME morning… UGH! What I thought was a laundry quarter turned out to be a […]

Girl TONE as Tony?! / Erick Virgil Hall?! / Social distancing refrigerator!

May 16, 2020

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: This girl is named Tone?! It is pronounced like Tony?! From Quora: Erick Virgil Hall?! BAD SPELLING OF ERIC! It’s ALMOST Erdrick from DRAGON WARRIOR 1 to 3! From Julie: I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator. CORONAVIRUS!

Penis pan holders! / Scoville Heat Units for Samyang noodles! / Glen, not Glyn!

May 14, 2020

I had to bite the bullet and text Dad for Mom’s birthday today, then charged my phone. Apparently, they were meeting Jon’s crew at the park today – NO, THANKS! At least I haven’t had to do anything for Mother’s Day or Mom’s birthday TWO YEARS IN A ROW NOW! From Aaron and Nope: Penis […]

Deliberately leaving things around to trip on?! / Blocking people for fun?! NO!

May 3, 2020

The kids called me at 6:45 to scream-sing a song about (as far as I can tell) licking bums or nicking bums, and asked me inappropriate questions about whether I’d like to see Jon peeing. No, thank you! Then Ayler asked if I would eat a whole pie (which Hiero said they were having for […]

Strong Bad Quarantine Sick Day! Emails! / Naydean Hoyt?! / Von is a name?!

April 8, 2020

I went to Price Smart at 6, where there was zero enforcement of a lineup. I was in and out in ten minutes or so, which is a record these days with the coronavirus pandemic! I got NEW Old Dutch Foods Canada Spicy Salt and Vinegar chips, NEW Saniderm 70% hand sanitizer in a 236 […]

Sick Homestar Runner, my buffering blank black Youtube screen, Cece Moore

April 6, 2020

Ayler called at 6:05 to play me a seven-minute MINUET IN G and say he was making apple pie. He also asked what was “that noise” – it’s called YOUTHFUL ANTHEM from MOTHER 3! From Matt: Homestar Runner Wiki has these funny coronavirus-themed logos! Here’s a sick Homestar with a thermometer! I got this buffering […]