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Tupac Isme?! / Tevita Tuli’aki’ono Tuipulotu Mosese Va’hae Fehoko Faletau Vea?!

June 28, 2019

I noticed that Chantelle deactivated her Facebook account AGAIN. Either shit or get off the pot, dude! Paulo dropped by at 9:45 to pick up some Quaker Oatmeal that I’d offered him last week. Then since he was here, he ate some Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild mushroom rice / 2X Spicy Samyang noodles […]

Cory Phast Lane?! What a name! / Rock Ya-Sin?! / O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

June 20, 2019

Cory Phast Lane?! Rock Ya-Sin?! O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

House of Dosas! The Dark Manor! Halloween! Backwash! / Charleszetta Waddles?!

April 12, 2019

Paulo and I were trying to figure out where everyone else wanted to meet, so eventually I said “fuck it – let’s meet somewhere nearby.” The hospital Starbucks it was! We just managed to get the 407 at Alderbridge after ascertaining that everyone now wanted to meet at House of Dosas on Kingsway; like we […]

Vancouver Canucks orca! / Marcea?! / Colin Pitchfork murdered two children?!

April 8, 2019

Julie got my birthday package today! Sticker bonanza! Outside of birthday card: “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” Inside of birthday card, complete with gold / silver / bronze Sharpie birthday greeting: “I hope you have enjoyed this greeting card experience.” A Vancouver Canucks orca in a red […]

Hurry hurry haste haste! / Flowers are taken care of / Sealy Fourdrinier?!

March 19, 2019

The color of the French Toast icon is yellow, and so is the background of Mayor Pusher’s house! QUIRKY! Lucas and Boney go upstairs at Mayor Pusher’s house in Chapter 4 of MOTHER 3. They meet this guy. “Well, if you’ll excuse me. *hurry* *hurry* *haste* *haste* ” Lucas and Boney go see the train […]

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]

Taking the road less traveled, Tim Burr, Raymond Burr, the cat being fed already

January 15, 2019

I hung around Deb and Dylan’s today since the paint dude was coming by to finish up whatever he did yesterday, and he left at 10:30. SO EARLY! Managed to use up a lot of time by being on Discord and Reddit mobile, then ate my packed lunch of leftovers from last night: chicken wings […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 9! / Nana Foulland and Silling Man?! These names!

August 7, 2018

I’m at the library right now to test something (which ended up not working), and I just saw Mr. Creep AGAIN! Bad and Unique Baby Names 9! From Julie: Nana Foulland?! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Silling Man?!

Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! / Niiko, Keegan, Karma, and Konstantine?!

July 20, 2018

From SCARY MYSTERIES: Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! From Julie: A girl named Karma?! From Julie: Keegan?! From Julie: Konstantine?! Why not just spell it with a C?! From Julie: Niiko?! Why put an extra I in Niko if it’s just going to be pronounced the same anyway?!

China’s professional fart smellers, poop emoji hat, shades of brown toilet paper

April 5, 2018

I called Chrystal at work to confirm our plans for tomorrow, and we’re on! I also left a message with Chinese Eric in case he wants to come over to watch tonight’s game: the last home game ever for the Sedin twins! From Pete and FART Is A Four-Letter Word: “Professional Fart Smeller” is a […]