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Defenestration Day! / Worst apocalypse ever, Dwight Schrute and life, Mardy Fish

May 21, 2017

TODAY IS DEFENSTRATION DAY! My current Logitech 250 Deluxe computer keyboard with mouse: Grumpy Cat: Still here. Worst apocalypse ever. (May 21, 2011) From Janina: Life is short… false. It’s the longest thing you do. From The Mirror: Mardy Fish was a tennis player?!

Posting weird shit again, the inaccessible Fairy Ring, hanging yourself

May 19, 2017

I discovered that my new chocolate ice cream has coconut flakes in it, so I had to throw it out (along with the weirdly-melted Häagen-Dazs Spirits ice cream) since I don’t like coconut! From Janina: This cat says, “Ma! They’re posting weird shit again!” Sabin, Cyan, and Shadow try to get a Fairy Ring right […]

Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Your boyfriend isn’t a THEY or THEM! / You can’t be technically 12 for anything!

May 17, 2017

From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using “they / them” pronouns! It’s HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is “eye gaze”? Just say “he looks at me for a […]

Faryion Wardrip?! What a weird name – his brother is BRYCE!

May 6, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! Later, I had Laksa La Mian with straw mushrooms for a little variety as my dinner! From Youtube documentaries: Faryion Wardrip was a serial killer?! Makes me think of “fairy on”! What makes this REALLY weird is that his brother has a normal name: […]

LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?!

April 17, 2017

From Reddit: LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?! Never mind that LaVar BALL is a FOOTBALL player… irony!

Chuck Long the quarterback, the voices in my head, six minutes a day to pee

February 18, 2017

I scored a free red Roots Canada toque (size Small) by checking my mail at 6 tonight, so of course I took the opportunity to launder some towels and other winter hats along with it soon afterwards! The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. Calgary scored with SIX SECONDS LEFT in the game to send […]

My Galloglass dragon looks like Norman Reedus?! / Fanny Chmelar the skiier?!

January 31, 2017

According to Meaww’s “Who’s your lookalike?” quiz, my Galloglass dragon looks like a smoking Norman Reedus. Weird! Julie S. found that out on July 11. From Reddit: Fanny Chmelar?! (fanny smeller)

A flying beaver with a Canada flag, Asok the introvert, Guy Standing sitting

January 11, 2017

From Julie S. and Freaking News: Mountains, a forest, a lake, and a flying beaver with a Canada flag! Dilbert: “Do you have plans for the weekend?” Asok: “No, I’m an introvert. I’ll probably experience despair and loneliness while being jealous of people who have substance abuse problems.” Dilbert: “Yeah, me too.” Asok: “This conversation […]

Cummingtonite, supporting gay rights, Jon being sporified, foreign cheese use

October 11, 2016

Imgur was stuck on loading for a while this morning, but it worked again a bit later. Phew! From I Fucking Love Science: Cummingtonite is a real mineral, I swear! From Julie via Scary and Creepy Facts: “You support gay rights, so you must be gay.” I support animal rights. Do I look like a […]