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Gap, Pennsylvania?! / Burying a dollar store skeleton! / Whaiti Albert?!

November 13, 2019

Gap, Pennsylvania?! From Janina: I’m burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under my new deck. Should be funny in 30 years when the next guy is rebuilding it. From This is True: Whaiti Albert?!

Half.com, Oregon?! / Tiahleigh Alyssa Rose Palmer?! TARP! Anagram of TRAP!

October 24, 2019

The cleaners came again today at 5:40 via bus from New Westminster after rescheduling phone calls and texts to and from me and Harmony and them. They had a huge suitcase full of cleaners and stuff! After the couple cleaned the bathroom, bedroom, kitchen (and under the sink – outside and not inside?!), and living […]

Voltaire Casino? / Canadians being nice in America / Nicolas Cage birthday party

September 5, 2019

Texted white Eric, who can give me a ride to his own birthday meal at Los Cuervos Taqueria on Sunday around Kingsway and Fraser. Phew! Voltaire Casino?! From Julie: When a Canadian comes to America and starts being nice, they’re told, “We don’t do that here.” Nicolas Cage birthday party!

Mustafa Tuna is a professor?! / Slater Koekkoek?! / Sneezing on my period!

July 20, 2019

Mom sent us an email where she referred to Beckett as “Blackett” – WTF? Apparently, Uncle Timothy (Calla and Acer’s dad) is dead now too, if the mention of a memorial service is any indication! All the rest of it, I don’t care about. Mustafa Tuna?! Slater Koekkoek?! His last name is pronounced CUCKOO?! From […]

Tupac Isme?! / Tevita Tuli’aki’ono Tuipulotu Mosese Va’hae Fehoko Faletau Vea?!

June 28, 2019

I noticed that Chantelle deactivated her Facebook account AGAIN. Either shit or get off the pot, dude! Paulo dropped by at 9:45 to pick up some Quaker Oatmeal that I’d offered him last week. Then since he was here, he ate some Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild mushroom rice / 2X Spicy Samyang noodles […]

Cory Phast Lane?! What a name! / Rock Ya-Sin?! / O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

June 20, 2019

Cory Phast Lane?! Rock Ya-Sin?! O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

House of Dosas! The Dark Manor! Halloween! Backwash! / Charleszetta Waddles?!

April 12, 2019

Paulo and I were trying to figure out where everyone else wanted to meet, so eventually I said “fuck it – let’s meet somewhere nearby.” The hospital Starbucks it was! We just managed to get the 407 at Alderbridge after ascertaining that everyone now wanted to meet at House of Dosas on Kingsway; like we […]

Vancouver Canucks orca! / Marcea?! / Colin Pitchfork murdered two children?!

April 8, 2019

Julie got my birthday package today! Sticker bonanza! Outside of birthday card: “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” Inside of birthday card, complete with gold / silver / bronze Sharpie birthday greeting: “I hope you have enjoyed this greeting card experience.” A Vancouver Canucks orca in a red […]

Hurry hurry haste haste! / Flowers are taken care of / Sealy Fourdrinier?!

March 19, 2019

The color of the French Toast icon is yellow, and so is the background of Mayor Pusher’s house! QUIRKY! Lucas and Boney go upstairs at Mayor Pusher’s house in Chapter 4 of MOTHER 3. They meet this guy. “Well, if you’ll excuse me. *hurry* *hurry* *haste* *haste* ” Lucas and Boney go see the train […]

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]