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Dayshaun, Dorethea, Ebony for a black person, and De Chanel?! / Nobody cares!

July 15, 2018

Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted! Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY! From Julie: Dayshaun?! From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not! From Julie: De Chanel?! […]

Andrew and chairs! / Jimmy and arguing! / Helping with my three nephews!

July 12, 2018

Yesterday at 5:55 PM, Andrew M. called me unexpectedly to ask if I was still looking for a computer chair. I said yes, and he said that there was a free and clean green one at 730 Cambie in Richmond, but it seemed like it may need a bit of vacuuming. He couldn’t get it […]

MAURY: Artimece?! / Dayton?! / Devonte’ ?! / Dion and Sharese?! / Maddox?!

July 10, 2018

Last night, Jimmy was trying to start fun times (as he calls it), but he got way too angry and pissed off because I told him that I’d be taking a break for at most 20 minutes (to do the holidays, which he KNEW ABOUT MONTHS AGO!), sent a lot of angry faces, said that […]

Floor lamp! / Ashley, Franchell, and Esteban for a black guy?! / Shaheed?!

July 9, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME (and confirming that Steph got Lisa’s and Henry’s birthday cards which I’d mailed them), Mom and Dad picked me up for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House to have hot and sour soup, white surfboard noodles with choy, and siu long bao. They gave me a lot of unsolicited advice […]

Bucky Worboys?! / RJ?! / Aries?! / Cinda?! / LV?! / Danuta?! / Denetra?!

June 23, 2018

Bucky Worboys?! From Julie: RJ and Latrice?! From Julie: Aries?! From Julie: Cinda?! From Julie: LV?! Like Coolio and LV in GANGSTA’S PARADISE?! From Julie: Danuta?! Maybe it’s an Austrian name! From Julie: Denetra?!

Mosthigh Thankgod?! / D’arnjai, Denisha, Diamond, Rashaad, and Rhylee?!

June 22, 2018

I showered today. Random stuff from Mom and Dad: Two Superstore paper towel rolls, six Purex double rolls of toilet paper, a black Privilegio long winter coat from Big G, two generic tiny soap bars, a Los Angeles Kings thick blanket, a pair of black sandal things (not “slippers,” Mom!) to replace my current ones, […]

Latasha, Cynamin and Apple, Pepsi, Heaven, Jamel, Rocshawn, Ahmir, and Ryleigh?!

June 18, 2018

It’s International Sushi Day today! From Julie: Latasha?! From Julie: Cynamin?! From Julie: Apple?! From Julie: Pepsi is a white girl name now?! I knew a guy at Palmer named Pepsi Sarai, but I think that was cultural… From Julie: Heaven?! From Julie: Jamel?! From Julie: Rocshawn?! How do you go to ROCSHAWN from Sarah, […]

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

June 16, 2018

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?!

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Hallelujah Lulie?! / Lamonte, Johnetta, Cawatas, Jayla, Jahziya, and Moenae?!

June 14, 2018

Time to shut some things down, Jimmy. Not my fault you’re having a bad week, and “babe” is supposed to be a GOOD thing! Hallelujah Lulie?! From Julie: Lamonte?! From Julie: Johnetta?! From Julie: Cawatas?! From Julie: Jayla?! From Julie: Jahziya?! From Julie: Moenae?!