Archive for the ‘sex’ Category

Creepy Easter Bunny 25, a creative exquisite toilet keychain, wonton soup

March 14, 2018

The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and lost 3-0. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 25! From Julie M. and Wish: A creative exquisite toilet keychain! Wonton soup! Advertisements

An opinion without 3.14, dragon pie, Jesus fighting a dragon, dragon teapot

March 14, 2018

TODAY IS PI DAY! From Pete and ScienceDump: ENGINEERING FACT! An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. You’ll understand. Share if you do! From Drachenwelt – Fantasy of Dragons: Dragon pie for Pi Day! From Julie: Jesus says, “Tell them about that one time I fought the dragon!” The pastor says, “That never happened, Jesus.” […]

Red labial whiskey, Creepy Easter Bunny 22, Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine

March 12, 2018

From Youtube: Johnnie Worker Red Labial Old Scotch Whiskey?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 22! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: It’s days like today that make me wish they made a Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine.

Cuddling, then having sex! / Bad spelling and grammar! / LIE DOWN from a dog!

March 4, 2018

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From Julie C. and Whisper: I’d rather cuddle, then have sex. If you’re good with grammar, you’ll get it. I really want to like your post, but your spelling and grammar is so bad, I can’t. Man: “Lay down!” Dog, thinking: “It’s LIE DOWN, not LAY DOWN, stupid.” Grammar nerds […]

Beat The Parents! / Inviting someone into the shower with you to use soap!

February 26, 2018

Julie saw this game while shopping at Walmart: BEAT THE PARENTS?! Imagine if they came out with a game called BEAT THE CHILDREN! From Reddit and r/funny: HOW TO USE Snow Fairy Soap: If you really don’t know how, then we suggest you find someone you really like and invite them into the shower with […]

Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

February 24, 2018

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn’t an Asian name… Good grammar is like personal hygiene – you can ignore it if you want, but don’t be surprised when people draw their own conclusions. From Janina: Lesbian… please, no dudes. “One day, I […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 3! / Kadetra?! / Summer Thyme Creel?!

February 12, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 3! From Julie: Kadetra?! From Vanessa: Summer Thyme Creel?!

Making the dog poop outside! / Poop-colored sleepwear!

February 6, 2018

A dog and a baby are talking. Baby: “Seriously? They make you poop outside?” Dog: “Yeah…” From Julie M. and Walmart: Angelina unisex plush animal one-piece novelty sleepwear / lounge wear! The actual color IS poop!

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]

Kinky Friedman, the four levels of insanity, Jerry N. Buckner, a zombie expiring

January 21, 2018

From The Federalist Papers: Kinky Friedman was a government speaker?! From Candy: The four levels of insanity! Talk to self, argues with self, loses argument with self, is no longer speaking to self. From Julie: Jerry N. Buckner logged on and logged off on his gravestone! A zombie shows up at the health club. The […]