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Your boyfriend isn’t a THEY or THEM! / You can’t be technically 12 for anything!

May 17, 2017

From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using “they / them” pronouns! It’s HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is “eye gaze”? Just say “he looks at me for a […]

Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!

Dammit, Chloe! / Sonny Sixkiller, Neville Neville, Tommy Gunn, Rabbit Maranville

May 5, 2017

Jack Bauer on 24‘s LIVE ANOTHER DAY on May 5, 2014: DAMMIT, CHLOE! From The Bleacher Report: Sonny Sixkiller?! From The Bleacher Report: Neville Neville?! From The Bleacher Report: Tommy Gunn?! From The Bleacher Report: Rabbit Maranville?!

PRINCE OF DOGS?! / Toy Powell?! / COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER! / Cyle and Lyle?

April 30, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME at 7-8 AM! From Buzzfeed: PRINCE OF DOGS?! From Julie: Toy Powell?! I always thought Toy was more of a dog name than anything… From Reddit: COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER?! Recipes from Dorothea Puente! From Alice: CYLE Larsen and LYLE Larsen (from Edmonton) are twin sex offender brothers with very […]

DOUBLE PENETRATOR! / Sergey Tuganov died after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

April 29, 2017

From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?! From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

Jesus coming once a year, Death Valley Road, Jesus getting his nails painted

April 16, 2017

Since I was up at 5:30 AM after going to bed at 1:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! What the fuck, body? I’m definitely taking melatonin tonight before bed! WTF church sign from the Kingsley Lake Baptist Church: Easter comes once a year. How often do you? A Twitch streamer I follow (Highspirits) is doing […]

Anal egg hunt / George Crook is a lawyer?! / Daniel Waters and Norman Powers

April 12, 2017

From Instagram: The Lakewood Springs Homeowners Association has an ANAL Egg Hunt which is a FREE FAMILY EVENT?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: George Crook is a lawyer?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Daniel Waters and Norman Powers worked for the Department of Water and Power in Los Angeles?!

The Cannibal Café! / Shit just got real here! / Germany sexual harassment

March 22, 2017

After more COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 to make it to Jon’s so we could go the Cannibal Café before his worship practice, and definitely made it by 4 even after grabbing a curry beef bun from Kam Do Bakery. By that time, the boys were just getting up from an attempted nap. […]

Ten fart facts from Steph and Ayurveda: definitions, balloons, and ecosystems!

March 9, 2017

From Steph and Ayurveda: Men fart more often than women. From Steph and Ayurveda: The word “fart” was coined in 1632, defined as “to send forth as wind from the anus.” From Steph and Ayurveda: The average human being farts 14 times a day. From Steph and Ayurveda: You fart enough every day to fill […]