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Oral Love has a tombstone? / Cold weather, 9000-piece puzzles, French Onion Soup

October 22, 2020

Apparently, an Engrish photo album violates Imgur’s “community guidelines on respect,” so I got a warning email message. WHO IS GETTING OFFENDED BY ENGRISH?! *rolleyes* Ayler called me at 4:15, saying he wanted to be as punctual as possible, but he’d had an online physio appointment at school. No problem! We discussed his and Hiero’s […]

Shaver and Beaver have a tombstone?! / AM! YAY! / Chocolate extravaganza!

October 19, 2020

AM unexpectedly messaged me tonight, and it was pretty casual and subtle. Like Mike, he could probably eat Boston Pizza’s Smokey Mountain Spaghetti and Meatballs in one sitting! Plans for Pasta Tuesday tomorrow? Haha! Shaver and Beaver have a tombstone?!

Jarkeius Adside?! Jackiese Adside?! / Ottogi Jin Ramen mushroom Snack Ramen!

October 19, 2020

WOW, Ryan M. BLOCKED me after knowing me since March 2006 on LJ Dreams! WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE THIS WEEK?! I texted Barry to see whether we were still on for Wednesday morning, and after receiving his “yes” reply, I noticed that my message was greyed-out and “could not be sent.” SPOOKY! He did say […]

Clover Leaf light skipjack tuna, GROJ sale, Durex ad, vehicle being TOAD

October 18, 2020

Flaps thinks my upstairs neighbor is a prostitute! HAHAHA, OMG! Could explain all the late-night showers and everything… Xunzyr, Cuya, and HistoryBuff laughed at that, and AM and Ceri thought it could be possible! ATHEIST! Harmony texted me to say that they were having electrical issues, then later on during my nap to say that […]

Titman tombstone?! / BOUREE IN E MINOR / Macaroni, Halloween music, physio

October 15, 2020

Ayler called me at 7 instead of 5, and he mentioned that he was going to call me at 5, but he had three or four calls today. I told him that he was popular, and that I wasn’t hangry unlike the other day. (I REALLY NEEDED MY FUCKING RED MANHATTAN CLAM CHOWDER SOUP!) Jon […]

Clover Leaf tuna in pure olive oil / Generator: Drinking your Jack Daniels today

October 11, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Cambridge Corelle Splendor dinner cutlery, forks, spoons, or knives! They’re held together by glue, and break after a while! BANNED FROM MY APARTMENT! Once DP126 told me in Dan’s Discord server that my Cambridge Corelle Splendor dinner cutlery was just held together by glue, I threw away the rest of the […]

QOL / Oceans peri-peri tuna, overweight, Rilya Wilson, Shanythia Mashelle Greene

October 8, 2020

I’m contemplating a Thanksgiving 2020 dinner delivery of the White Spot Traditional Turkey Dinner Heat and Serve for two: Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, roasted vegetables, cranberries, gravy, pumpkin pie, and an additional pumpkin pie milkshake. Good till the 12th! Maybe tomorrow! I did text Walter about some technical problems with WhatsApp, and at least he […]

Fuzzy Pickles captcha! / Akill McDowell?! / Jalonie Devega?! / Speen Khan?!

October 5, 2020

Jim reminded me to check my bank account for the extra money in October GST credit – I got $143! Fuzzy Pickles beer from Earthbound Brewing! From Reddit and r/earthbound: A FUZZY PICKLES captcha! From Julie: Akill McDowell?! A KILL?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Jalonie Devega claims she returned items to the plaintiff?! […]

Hiawayi Hawaii and D-lland, Daquan, Janiya, Yosha, Hiawatha Hawatha, Murlean?!

September 26, 2020

Today is National Dumpling Day! Of course I had some for breakfast earlier! Perusing Discord this morning: No, Enigma, you aren’t BALLING your eyes out! Are you scooping them out with a melon baller? Nobody cares if you’re logging in just to post an execrable poem and then logging out again, Heartbreaking… ESPECIALLY if you […]

Stouffer’s Roast Turkey / Baylea? BAY LEAF / Shea Cocoa Butter / Grapefruit Yuzu

September 24, 2020

It’s National Punctuation Day today! Stouffer’s Roast Turkey microwaveable meal with mashed potatoes and stuffing for lunch! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Fifteen-year-old BAYLEA’s out-of-control rages are sometimes so violent that police are called to intervene. BAYLEA?! BAD SPELLING OF BAILEY! That’s one letter off from BAY LEAF! One litre each of London Drugs […]