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Te Puke, New Zealand?! / Muhlaysia Booker?! MALAYSIA! / Chanel Scurlock?!

November 6, 2019

Swanson’s garlic shrimp pasta for lunch today! Broccoli, carrots, corn, and peas! Te Puke, New Zealand?! (pronounced as Te Poo-Keh) From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Muhlaysia Booker?! BAD SPELLING OF MALAYSIA! From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Chanel Scurlock?! That’s a PERFUME!

Myia, Quammy, Ranee, Shai, Jarmar, Sanchetz, Mellisa, and Brandishea Moses?!

November 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From Julie: Myia?! From Julie: QUAMMY is Myia’s best friend?! From Julie: Ranee?! From Julie: Shai?! From Julie: Jarmar?! From Julie: Sanchetz?! From Julie: Mellisa?! BAD SPELLING OF MELISSA! From Julie: Brandishea Moses?! I had to put this one through MS Paint because of the white-on-white text and background!

Å, Norway?! / Mendolssohn Uy?! MUSIC! / Esenam Loveopuko?! What the heck?!

November 2, 2019

The Canucks played San Jose tonight at 7, and won 5-2 with Demko in net after a 4-0 lead! Å, Norway?! Mendelssohn Uy?! Someone’s parents REALLY liked Felix Mendelssohn and classical music… From a Livejournal Facebook group member request: Esenam Loveopuko?! So, you love to puke?! Also, she describes herself as a HE and HIM, […]

Bastardstown, Wexford, Ireland?! / Cinnamon Coke and Winter Spiced Sprite?!

November 1, 2019

AMERICAN GREETINGS STICKERS, HOT CHOCOLATE, CANDY, SCISSORS, and TEA! I went out at 1:55 on a 401 to go shopping: star stickers, happy face and assorted food stickers, on-sale Coffin Crisp x30 in a box, on-sale Mars Bars x25, on-sale Ferrero Rocher Rondnoir (dark chocolate with a pearl centre), limited-edition dark Kinder Bueno x3, two […]

Bameron?! / Telly Zelly?! / Using the restroom at work! / Wash Your Nuts!

October 29, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Bameron?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Telly Zelly?! The obscene phrase was “suck my dick” – why get that tattooed AT ALL, let alone on your forehead?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Larz?! From Julie: How people use the restroom at work, or in any public place… […]

69 days till 2020! / Blink-182! All the small things! / 11 Peek Freans biscuits!

October 24, 2019

From the r/hockey Discord server: There are 69 days from October 24, 2019 to January 1, 2020! From Julie: Say it ain’t so, I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me home. Na na na na na…. Blink-182’s ALL THE SMALL THINGS! Peek Freans Lifestyle Cranberry Citrus Oat Crunch biscuits! Peek Freans Family […]

Dublin’s again with steak, prawns, Jameson whiskey, and Phillips Crookeder Ale!

October 23, 2019

After a shower in the afternoon, I left at 5:05 on a 407 to get to Marine Drive by about 5:30. Since the liquor store was right next door to Dublin Crossing Pub, I went there to select my Halloween 2019 beer for this season: Phillips Crookeder Ale it was! Steve took me to the […]

Escaping small talk, body count, spicy pumpkins, BRANDY BEANS, tripe, Chapman’s!

October 23, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got ginger and green onion tripe for World Tripe Day tomorrow, Mamee Chicken / Vegetarian noodles, GOOD TASTE dumplings x4 (JOY dumplings being the same price now and not $1 cheaper?!), NEW Nissin Ra’Oh noodles […]

Amina / Charece / Bhakari Sr. / Bhakari Jr. / Brooklyn / Porsche / Vina?!

October 8, 2019

Since I didn’t have to help out with the kids today, I stayed home to wallow in redrum unglory, haha. I felt bad because I had genuinely forgotten to give the cleaner a $20 cash tip yesterday (and remembered the time when Eric made us go back to the Pho place next door to church […]

Halloween! / Mi’Angel, Tremaine, Marquis, Braxton, Tywrell, Sholonda, and Sire?!

October 6, 2019

I discovered REDRUM today – UGH! From I Love Halloween: Keep Calm and Wait For Halloween! From Julie: Mi’Angel?! I think ANGEL would do the job just fine. Nobody wants to know that she’s “my angel”… From Julie: Tremaine?! From Julie: Marquis?! Your kid isn’t minor royalty! From Julie: Braxton?! From Julie: Tywrell?! From Julie: […]