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Elmo pooping on company time! / Snow in January 2020!

January 12, 2020

I went out just now, and it’s started snowing and accumulating already! Elmo: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. GIF VERSION! Snow on January 12! I took this photo just now.

Quvenzhan√©, Qulyndreia, Venjie, Qunquekya, Vejon, and Venjie Wallis?! WHAT?!

January 12, 2020

It was COFFEE TIME today! I went out at 11:15 AM to Shoppers and London Drugs in the cold weather before the snow might hit later! I bought bulk pads x2 / on-sale Nescafe coffee in a tall canister / Webber Naturals Vitamin D3 gummies x2 (a bottle of 90 is CHEAPER than a half-price […]

Rio Brazilian Steakhouse! / Technological brown dragon / Cussing red dragon!

January 11, 2020

After MORE COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, I went out at 4:45 on a 401 to get to the Discord get-together at the Rio Brazilian Steakhouse on Denman. All I had to do was get off at Yaletown (where the elevator is STILL not working!), go to the 6 stop which is very close by, […]

Correcting grammar is NOT ableist or classist… / Fritz Onion is a name?!

January 10, 2020

There was snow today! (Beckett stacking: SO CUTE!) From multiple Discord servers on September 24, 2019: No, Tabasco Guy, you said QUEUE when you obviously meant CUE. You’re an idiot. If “blocking” me on there makes you “feel better,” go ahead since it won’t actually make any difference. (Shiwa’s server) No, Don Cherry’s Suits in […]

A strangely aroused cat / BOB CAT! HAIRSTYLE! / Anti-scratch cone for the dog!

January 4, 2020

The Canucks played the Rangers tonight at 7, and won 2-1 for SEVEN WINS IN A ROW for the first time since 2013! Eric M. says he’s going to that dinner tomorrow, and I’ve heard Randal is invited too. Okay, then. From Not Always Right: A white cat saying, “I am strangely aroused right now.” […]

Avante, Rayshawn, Shyla, Karlito, Nyelanni, Jazmonik, Darrel, Mimiracle, Telly?!

December 30, 2019

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 6:30, and s. From Julie: Avante?! From Julie: Rayshawn?! From Julie: Shyla isn’t a bad name; you just don’t hear it that often! From Julie: Karlito?! From Julie: Nyelanni?! From Julie: Jazmonik?! Is that like a jazz harmonica?! From Julie: Brittany is fine, but Darrel?! BAD SPELLING OF DARRYL! […]

Gladys Kravitz seeing what you did / Shantay Huntington?! / Yowanly is a girl?!

December 30, 2019

From Not Always Right and I Can Haz Cheeseburger: Gladys Kravitz sees what you did there. From Youtube: Shantay Huntington?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Yowanly is a girl name?! WHAT?!

WOMEN, not womxn! ARE YOU STUPID AND A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?!

December 28, 2019

From Reddit on August 3, 2019: WOMEN does not need to be censored to “womxn,” Bebacksoonish! Are you a special snowflake?! Never mind “gender identity” of ALL possible readers…

Made in Vachina! / Animal skull bonsai trees! / Cute cat glass tea mug!

December 26, 2019

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and s. From Scott C. in CANUCKS NATION: A baby wearing a MADE IN VACHINA bib. “Really, Dad?” From Julie M. and I Love Skulls: Animal skull bonsai trees weave life and death together in darkly beautiful art. From Julie M. and Amazon: A Carlie cute cat […]

Fake meaningful POUTINE tattoo! / Fertility, Pennsylvania?! / Noodle, Texas?!

December 24, 2019

It is Christmas Eve today! From Julie: Wanting a small tattoo that has lots of meaning to you. LIVE? No, let’s get a fake tattoo of POUTINE and a heart, obviously written on yourself with marker! There’s a town called NOODLE, Texas?! Julie M. lives near a town called Fertility, Pennsylvania?!