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Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling. Advertisements

Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Terry Tickhell Terrell, Crabrill Senior, Crabrill Junior, Unique, and Legend?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! Terry Tickhell Terrell?! From Julie: Crabrill Senior?! So, like crabs and Brillo pads?! From Julie: Crabrill Junior?! Why pass that name on to the next generation?! From Julie: Unique is Crabrill Junior’s ex-girlfriend?! From Julie: Legend?! Someone has high hopes for their son…

69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! / Mentos and more!

August 20, 2019

From the r/hockey Discord server: There are 69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! Mint Chewy Dragees Mentos! Clorets gum! Arctic Frost Mentos chewing gum! Wintergreen Icebreakers mints! Cinnamon Icebreakers mints! Cherry Berry Splash / Strawberry Icebreakers Sours! Thanks for the birthday 2010 gift, Mom and Dad! Cheese Nips crackers! Thanks for […]

Popping toys and laughter! / Books and blocks / Shoplifters will be prostituted!

August 13, 2019

I finally called Chimo’s Housing Connect this morning at 9:15. Nancy is on sick leave, but I got an appointment with their housing manager Sue next Tuesday at 11:30 AM. After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids again. Jon messaged me at […]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania?! / Garnier Whole Blends shampoos and conditioners!

August 11, 2019

I went out at 2:35 on a 401 to mail some random letter and number stickers, Old Dutch ketchup chips, Lays wasabi chips, Lays Numb and Spicy Hot Pot chips, Lays kimchi chips, Canadian penny / nickel / dime / quarters / loonie / toonie (taped to bubble wrap and put in a Ziploc bag […]

Dahvie Vanity?! / Lance Bouma?! / Jay Beagle?! / Tyler Bozak?! HOCKEY AND MUSIC!

August 4, 2019

Just in time for a daily update! Before Paulo came over to pick up his stuff four minutes ago, I took a shower today. I gave Paulo his All-Bran Buds portion in a Rubbermaid microwaveable container (plus the packaging for that), one pack of Kwangchun Healthful roasted seaweed, some Mala Samyang noodles, regular Samyang Fire […]

An awesome colorful dragon / Medieval bronze dragon necklace / Gibberish groups!

July 23, 2019

I have no patience for garbled gibberish group names on Facebook or anywhere else. What kind of name is “mkhgpqwopo ooezpq can luionnnnn”?! The old name of Quotes and Sarcasm was just fine! I know that 2/3 of the people there have really foreign or just plain weirdass personal names, but that doesn’t mean it […]

Kadeisha and sex, Keitha Reed, Carli Griffith, Sara Blessing, and Le’Veon Bell?!

July 17, 2019

From MAURY: Kadeisha, 16, and Alexis, 14, are sisters. Kadeisha says she had sex with a boy for a hair weave. From Julie: Keitha Reed?! From Julie: Carli Griffith?! From Julie: Sara Blessing?! From TSN: Le’Veon Bell?! APOSTROPHE!