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Samyang curry terrorist noodles, OREGON TRAIL coronavirus, SHE and HER

April 1, 2020

Overpriced lemon-mint hand sanitizer! It’s April Fools Day 2020 today. UGH! I went out at 5:35 on a 407 to do some shopping at London Drugs. Then I got NEW All Clean lemon-mint spray hand sanitizer for $2 cheaper than the pharmacy next door, on-sale Natural Choice multi-purpose printer paper, on-sale HERSHEY’S cookies and cream […]

Chocolate birthday cake! / Batman Happy Birthday! / Jerimy?! / Dehydrated mud!

March 31, 2020

Took a shower tonight and noted that this foliage shower curtain seems to be doing its job right now. It seems to have more coverage area than the old Splash shower curtain, so that’s good. There was a lot of noise right outside my window around 6:50 PM – unmarked police cars, marked police cars, […]

Nacho tombstone?! / PACHELBEL’S CANON, blankets, online school, onomatopoeia

March 31, 2020

Ayler called me at 3 to talk about Beckett going around with a blanket on his head (the same one that Hiero pulled off – and then Hiero was upset for five minutes), playing a six-page version of PACHELBEL’S CANON which took seven minutes to complete, knowing a couple of six-syllable words (“onomatopoeia” and “responsibility”), […]

Arvell, Krisma as Charisma, negative days, Mistie making a sex tape with her son

March 27, 2020

MR. BELVEDERE episodes! I called Hester briefly at 11:45 to ask about the proper procedure for laundry tokens. Apparently, I have to use the third-floor machines now with my stash of quarters and loonies – good thing I kept them, even though one machine on the second floor seems to be permanently out of service! […]

KINDERGARTEN COP 2018 / Smokey Mountain Spaghetti Meatballs / HOT SAUCES!

March 25, 2020

After I showered, I went out at 1:25 on a 407 with my Asian old lady shopping cart to do some banking and go grocery shopping. The sidewalk is closed by Brighouse Station because of the loop construction, and Shoppers and Price Smart both have lineups to get inside in the name of social distancing […]

Knorr Parmesan Pesto, Czech instant noodles, Fireball selfie, Knorr Butter Herb

March 24, 2020

I reminded Chinese Eric that we could text each other while the coronavirus pandemic is going on, especially since he has lupus and is automatically at a higher risk. He seemed to agree, texting back “yesyes! 😀 Won’t come over till playoffs or 2020-2021 season!” Gotta love good friends! Knorr Parmesan Pesto Sidekicks! Vifon beef […]

Fat Ho Burgers?! Big Dick’s Halfway Inn?! / Richmond library UPMOST coronavirus?

March 16, 2020

From Julie and Anorak UK: Fat Ho Burgers?! Big Dick’s Halfway Inn?! Richmond Public Library is closing on St. Patrick’s Day 2020 due to the coronavirus, and our health is their “UPMOST” priority?! You work at a LIBRARY – come on now! UTMOST PRIORITY!

Coronavirus and Spongebob, Pi Day T-shirts, Pi Day 2015, Coronavirus + Confucius

March 14, 2020

TODAY IS PI DAY 2020! From Julie: Coronavirus is a green monster attempting to attack Spongebob! He’s lived through the bird flu, swine flu, measles, Ebola, Y2K, 2012, Justin Bieber… This black python T-shirt is from Julie and Amazon for Pi Day 2020: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A PI-thon! […]

Full moon and a lunar eclipse! / Hop Bottom, Pennsylvania?! / Plastic cake box!

March 13, 2020

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: Lucky or unlucky? March 13, 1998, was a Friday the 13th with a full Moon and a lunar eclipse. It’s Friday the 13th today! I showered and did laundry this morning, then made reservations at the Cascade Room for tomorrow. Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map […]

Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! / Small and big DUMPSTER FIRES!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! The Canucks played the Islanders tonight at 7, and won 5-4 in overtime and the SHOOTOUT just now! Thanks, refs… From Julie and Anorak UK: Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! From Discord: A small dumpster fire! From Discord: Dumpster fire emote, enlarged!