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Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Kiplyn Davis, shits and giggles, a cow waiting for the MOTHER 3 highway washroom

May 15, 2017

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: Kiplyn Davis?! From Jazmin and The Leaking Bucket List: It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney finally make it to the highway in MOTHER 3. They see a cow waiting in line for the highway washroom! This woman says, “Get to the back […]

Going as a whore for Halloween, Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, Chip Broyles

October 29, 2016

“But if you go as a whore, how will anyone know you’re in a costume?” This describes my ex-friend Jasmine quite well, haha! From Julie S., who thought that the movie description was funny: GODZILLA VS. KING GHIDORAH: Yoshio Tsuchiya, Anna Nakagawa. (1991) The reptilian monster goes head-to-head-to-head-to-head with a flying, three-headed creature from the […]

No tofu or asparagus! / Fridges and refrigerators! / Wesley’s meloncide!

June 14, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:35 with the remaining five Krispy Kreme doughnuts from Saturday, and just missed both buses, so there was a note on the door (about the park near my parents’ place) when I finally got to the house. Apparently, Ayler was smart and negotiated things so that he could go to […]

Name of the Year Archives 1! (331 names)

April 18, 2016

These are mostly from the Name of the Year archives. Cash Dixon Ringo Starlight?! Xzavie Jackson?! Monique Lawless?! Brothers named Sylvester Andre Thompson, Sylvester Durlentren Thompson, and Sylvester Primitvo Thompson?! Taco, Apple, Pork, Peper, Cofi, Colby, Pepci, Cinamaon-T, Chili, Sage, Bran, and Dentyne Pope?! Ignatius Babbage-Hockey?! Imogen Poots?! Ferrett Steinmetz?! theferrett doesn’t want to go […]

Putting on clothes and leaving, Qua, Jazmyne, Chyna, Young Boozer, Guy Kisser

January 28, 2016

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house. Qua?! That name looks very unfinished! Jazmyne?! Chyna?! Young Boozer is a politician?! From Reddit: Guy Kisser?! Of course this dude has been arrested multiple times in Florida!

Here Lies Link! / ZELDA and the secret Chris Houlihan room! / Expavious?!

October 27, 2015

The FINAL FANTASY I party (Jeremy / Nathan / Elaine / Connie) has finally made it to the town of Elfheim. “Here Lies Link” is written on a headstone for a grave – yes, it’s a ZELDA reference! Here is the secret Chris Houlihan room in THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A LINK TO THE PAST! […]

Steve L. dream / Music class with the nephews! / Aussie Name / Banana pancakes

July 23, 2015

I got up at 6 AM, then 7 AM after having a dream with Steve L. in it – oh my, indeed. I left at 8:15 and JUST missed a Canada Line train, thanks to some jabronie on a bike who wanted to get in the elevator after I’d JUST impatiently closed the door. Actually, […]

Vanessa, Krista, abuse, Andrew, Mike, Teunis, paranoia

February 8, 2015

Vanessa called me at 11:45 PM, and we talked till 12:35 AM about Krista’s low self-esteem and the cycle of abuse. We also discussed Jen Scott, elevators, waiting, Krista helping Vanessa with her cheating ex Wayne, Mike’s road rage (“why be there for longer than you have to?” UGH!), BC being high for domestic violence, […]