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Archive for October 2018

60 days of unending shitty Christmas music?! / A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

October 31, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2… Jake Virtanen had TWO GOALS! From CFOX: Brace yourselves: 60 days of unending shitty Christmas music are coming! From my ex-friend Jimmy: A pumpkin spice butt plug?! Advertisements

A mug powered by unicorn farts!

October 31, 2018

Adam Taj Hassam added me to Facebook – okay then, I just hope that he’s a sane Canucks fan! However, Diane unfriended me from Facebook after YEARS, since 2007! All righty, then… From Not Always Right: A mug powered by unicorn farts!

Secret, behind-the-scenes MOTHER 3 info that only pigs know? / Witches Baby Ruth

October 30, 2018

Pig 1 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “There’s actually secret, behind-the-scenes info about MOTHER 3 that only pigs know…” Bonus: Fassad is in this shot since Flint went to the farm after Hinawa’s funeral. Pig 2 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “I’m a pig, but I don’t know any secret MOTHER 3 info that only […]

Sara Early?! / LORD OF THE MINGS! / Sunset Cemetery! NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED!

October 29, 2018

The Canucks played Minnesota tonight at 7, and won 5-2! TWO PETTERSEN GOALS! From Julie: Sara Early is a Service Advisor at Faulkner Subaru?! What if she’s late?! From Pete: LORD OF THE MINGS: The Fellowship of the Ming! Flint and Thomas check out this sign in MOTHER 3. “Sunset Cemetery – Graves have never […]

No Rachel tomorrow! / Emoji Poop sheet sets!

October 29, 2018

Rachel emailed me today – no appointment tomorrow because of BC Hydro work. Got it! From Julie M. and Zulily Canada: Emoji Poop Sheet Set – YAY!

Resting bitch face is NOT a relaxed face! / Tayler Holroyd?! / Takeya / Michella

October 28, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. A Reddit idiot named TreKopperTe replied to me on Tuesday (October 23rd) with a correction for “resting bitch face”: ” *relaxed face.” I DON’T CARE! NEVER tell me what to do when I’m describing myself or a commonly-known phenomenon! If you can’t handle seeing the word “bitch,” then maybe […]

Throwing candy corn in the trash! / Dragon Jack O’Lantern!

October 27, 2018

The Canucks played Pittsburgh tonight at 7, and they lost 5-0! Two goals from Crosby, and two Malkin goals in 59 seconds! How to eat candy corn: Throw it in the trash. (from Z 95.3) From Krista and Here There Be Dragons: Dragon Jack O’Lantern carving!

Mischievous Mole feeling homesick in battle, JUST LIKE NESS!

October 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Mom and Dad picked me up at 12 so we could go to lunch at #9, go to JYSK in Lansdowne, and then go see Uncle Stanley’s female associate Sandy on Kingsway and Slocan about my Disability Savings Plan. I heard way more about growth and investments and stock portfolios than I […]

Gold Peak Tea, sago pudding, enoki mushrooms, pig ears, a skull jack o’lantern

October 25, 2018

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Western Family hot chili con carne, on-sale Silk (dark chocolate) almond milk x2, NEW on-sale Gold Peak Tea x5 (Lemon / Peach / Unsweetened Iced Tea / Green Tea / Raspberry), NEW on-sale […]

An insistence on correct spelling is NOT ableist, you crazy person!

October 25, 2018

After a flurry of emails last night and my COFFEE TIME this morning, Dad called me at 10:35 AM to say that he’d made an appointment for 2 tomorrow with Uncle Stanley’s lady associate at Kingsway and Slocan. (“as you know, Uncle Stanley isn’t feeling well…” Nope, I did not know that!) He and Mom […]