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Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?! Advertisements

A dragon overlooking terrain, Sascha Gallardo, Vesna Vulovic, Jørgen Jørgensen

September 19, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. From Krista: A dragon overlooking his terrain! From Not Always Working: Sascha Gallardo?! Shouldn’t that be either Sasha or Sacha?! Vesna Vulovic was a Serbian survivor of a 33,000-foot fall after a plane exploded in 1972, and died on Christmas Eve 2016! Yup, she holds the Guinness World Record! […]

Michael Kennedy Vroom, Kiryn Silverwing, Muttley Harris, the Dragon Dog

August 13, 2017

From Not Always Learning: Michael Kennedy Vroom?! I remember seeing a little girl named Emily Vroom on a list at the Richmond Presbyterian Church when I was there for PJs, and I thought it was the coolest name ever! Bonus: Cool ice dragon and fire dragon in the cover photo! From Not Always Learning: Kiryn […]

IMMORTAL IMAGE?! / Knashawn Hardy?! / Andy Friese?! / Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala?!

June 19, 2017

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It’s slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don’t have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn’t tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH! Newest Reddit record […]

LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?!

April 17, 2017

From Reddit: LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?! Never mind that LaVar BALL is a FOOTBALL player… irony!

Sara Blizzard is a weather reporter?! / Anita Hearl?! / Betty Jo Morecock?!

November 1, 2016

I went out at 1:40 to London Drugs for CHOCOLATE GALORE in Advent calendar and box / bag form! I practiced my Chinese with an old lady at the bus stop, then got eight STAR WARS Advent calendars for me / Jon / Harmony / Ayler / Hiero / Steph / Lisa / Eric Ho […]

Poo tattoo / Rossie?! / Dick Blood, Sandy Holepit, Philip Forgit, Harry Dick

March 22, 2016

The Canucks played Winnipeg at 5 today, and lost 2-0. They also set a dubious new franchise record for the longest amount of time without scoring a goal, and it’s the first time since 1984 that they’ve been shut out three times in a row. From Vanessa: A poo tattoo as revenge on a cheating […]

Dan McIntosh / New NHL record with 5-2 losses?! / Major and Cooper Dodson?!

February 20, 2016

Dan McIntosh added me to Facebook last night via the Queen songs he was sharing with SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND. With last night’s fourth consecutive 5-2 loss, the Canucks set a new dubious record because that’s never been done before in NHL history. Major and Cooper Dodson?!

Steve L. shows up in my dreams! / Semagic limit?! / The Yoga Test

May 6, 2015

I had a dream where Steve L. (wrathchild, who lives in Adelaide) was in a wheelchair, and was meeting his long-distance girlfriend (also in a wheelchair) from Vancouver over Christmas. We were in a food competition, but had to hunt for our accessible table before we could watch TV with everyone else in the crowd. […]

Auntie Brenda being pregnant, Sam Lau, Teunis storming out (dream) / Chips, Kit-Kats, 2-1 win

January 19, 2015

I had a weird dream where Auntie Brenda had gotten pregnant again after a trip to Hawaii, 18 years after Darren was born. None of us (including Steph) wanted to think about Uncle Eric’s super sperm! Then Teunis and Krista thought they could just come over and stay here, but then Teunis stormed out, leaving […]