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IMMORTAL IMAGE?! / Knashawn Hardy?! / Andy Friese?! / Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala?!

June 19, 2017

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It’s slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don’t have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn’t tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH! Newest Reddit record […]

LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?!

April 17, 2017

From Reddit: LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?! Never mind that LaVar BALL is a FOOTBALL player… irony!

Sara Blizzard is a weather reporter?! / Anita Hearl?! / Betty Jo Morecock?!

November 1, 2016

I went out at 1:40 to London Drugs for CHOCOLATE GALORE in Advent calendar and box / bag form! I practiced my Chinese with an old lady at the bus stop, then got eight STAR WARS Advent calendars for me / Jon / Harmony / Ayler / Hiero / Steph / Lisa / Eric Ho […]

Poo tattoo / Rossie?! / Dick Blood, Sandy Holepit, Philip Forgit, Harry Dick

March 22, 2016

The Canucks played Winnipeg at 5 today, and lost 2-0. They also set a dubious new franchise record for the longest amount of time without scoring a goal, and it’s the first time since 1984 that they’ve been shut out three times in a row. From Vanessa: A poo tattoo as revenge on a cheating […]

Dan McIntosh / New NHL record with 5-2 losses?! / Major and Cooper Dodson?!

February 20, 2016

Dan McIntosh added me to Facebook last night via the Queen songs he was sharing with SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND. With last night’s fourth consecutive 5-2 loss, the Canucks set a new dubious record because that’s never been done before in NHL history. Major and Cooper Dodson?!

Steve L. shows up in my dreams! / Semagic limit?! / The Yoga Test

May 6, 2015

I had a dream where Steve L. (wrathchild, who lives in Adelaide) was in a wheelchair, and was meeting his long-distance girlfriend (also in a wheelchair) from Vancouver over Christmas. We were in a food competition, but had to hunt for our accessible table before we could watch TV with everyone else in the crowd. […]

Auntie Brenda being pregnant, Sam Lau, Teunis storming out (dream) / Chips, Kit-Kats, 2-1 win

January 19, 2015

I had a weird dream where Auntie Brenda had gotten pregnant again after a trip to Hawaii, 18 years after Darren was born. None of us (including Steph) wanted to think about Uncle Eric’s super sperm! Then Teunis and Krista thought they could just come over and stay here, but then Teunis stormed out, leaving […]

Editing four chapters, hydro increase, Vegemite and Aussie stuff in the mail / PEANUT?!

December 22, 2014

Michelle told me that she and Daniel have received my Christmas card, and thanked me for it in an edit to her reply. I also edited four more of Holly’s chapters last night – a new record! – and so only have two more to go! Yay for (mostly) peaceful days! I hope today is […]

Eric Ho and the 5-2 loss to Chicago, and nuts / What Dosha Is Your Mind?

January 29, 2014

Chinese Eric called me this afternoon to see what I was doing later. Since my plans just were to stay home and take in the Vancouver-Chicago game, I didn’t mind if he came over to watch it! When he got here at 7:15, we immediately went to Subway to get on-sale subs: chicken! We discussed […]

Marie Sharp’s hot sauce, swastikas, bizarre sex records, smell, anonymous sources

January 8, 2014

Mike and I discussed my immature family, cutting off contact, non-replacements, immature high school jokes, mosquito bites, Triscuits with melted cheese and Marie Sharp’s hot sauce on them, coffee, glasses, Piper’s cat food situation, sorting and doing the laundry, Hannah, online people being nuts in WordPress blogs (PIV sex isn’t rape!), bizarre sex records, the […]