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A Winter Classic hangout with Eric Ho! / Shark’s fin soup! / NO LEFTOVERS PEN!

December 16, 2017

Today’s agenda: THE NHL 100TH ANNIVERSARY WINTER CLASSIC! Eric Ho came over early at 1:30 so I could give him the parking pass / parking permit. While he was busy with that, I hid most of my bottled water in my room – didn’t stop him from drinking three of them! I was going to […]

Nesting partner?! / CREEPY isn’t ableist! / HEAVY BREATHING isn’t fatphobia!

December 16, 2017

I went out early (for me) at 11 on a 407 to London Drugs so I could get an on-sale tall Nescafé coffee canister (December 23, 2016), on-sale De Cecco pasta (farfalle and rigatoni), on-sale Munchies Snack Mix with my last 50¢ (50 cents) off coupon, a Terry’s Chocolate Orange / an on-sale Cadbury dark […]

Fanny Määgnet?! / Walter White arrested for dealing meth?! / Råån Cid Púbes?!

December 16, 2017

Eric Ho called me at 10:30 PM, but I was busy with stuff online, so didn’t notice until I checked my Caller ID at 11. Then he called me back at 11:30, and we talked about his coming over tomorrow for the NHL 100th Anniversary Winter Classic (I’ll believe it when I see it), Nathan […]

Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

A magical poop-stealing water chair! / A shit poop rainbow! / Holy Poop!

December 15, 2017

Auntie Bessy added me on Facebook, haha. Nice! I also got a Christmas photo card in the mail from Steph, Lisa, Fraser, and Henry – AWESOME! From Jazmin and I’m Not Right in the Head.com: This magical poop-stealing water chair only works if you hold the handle down at least three seconds. Please remember to […]

Marc-Edouard Vlasic?! / Jesus riding a dinosaur! / Errek Jett?! / Hell rocks!

December 14, 2017

I made a new Discord group chatroom for me, Lex, Ika, Kaos, and Hope. HA! Take that, stubborn and toxic Jan! 😛 Marc-Edouard Vlasic plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Does this Croatian have any connection to the Vlasic pickle family?! From Not Always Hopeless and Very Demotivational: Jesus is riding a dinosaur. This renders […]

Snowmen sneezing and falling over, stabbing something 3000 times, Bekka Pate

December 13, 2017

I did laundry after a shower today. The Canucks played Nashville at 7 tonight, and lost 7-1. Ugh! From Wesley: A snowman says, “I didn’t mean to sneeze” since his snowman friend fell over because of the sneeze’s force! The first snowman’s carrot nose went into the second snowman’s bum! From George Takei: I’m so […]

Happy Hanukkah! / Snow dragon fighting humans! / Recolored Disney princesses!

December 12, 2017

I got a surprise Christmas card in the mail from Karla yesterday, so I had to return the favor while I was out today anyhow! Also got a Snoopy and Woodstock Christmas card with ice cream / Christmas cat / Christmas dog / taco / emoji / hamburger / butterfly / cactus stickers from Mandy […]

Keltsey?! / Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake! / EVERYONE POOPS! / Chili

December 11, 2017

After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:40 to make it to Jon’s by 4:30. Thanks to a lucky red traffic light at Richmond Centre (and a lot of running across the street and into the station – untied shoelaces be dammed) and bus bunching at Langara, I was able to make it to the […]

Prince Frank Tsetse, Elizabeth Peachey, Bryanna Davis Williams, Okwy Ada

December 11, 2017

Prince “Frank” Tsetse?! From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?! From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone’s parents very obviously wanted a boy… From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me […]