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ATTIE! A HUG! YUMMY! Snowflakes! Hot flashes! / Santa! / Water hitting a spoon!

December 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:50 on a 401 to help with the kids. I would have taken the earlier 401, but someone took FIVE MINUTES to maneuver a wheelchair into that bus! I don’t expect people to be extremely fast when it comes to that, but I always appreciate the actual wheelchair […]

Rise and shine, mother clucker! / Chapman’s frozen yogurt and ice cream!

December 9, 2019

I got a chance to catch up with Andrew M. this afternoon via phone, which was nice. Talked about kids, quadding, my computer chair, and more stuff. This pink T-shirt is from Julie M. and Wish: Rise and shine, mother clucker! From Julie M. and Introvert Spring: These pie charts are about what people think […]

New on-sale Wenger suitcase! / 40 Shoppers cards! / $21,000 whiskey?! / LIGHTS!

December 8, 2019

I left at 4:45 to take the bus to Richmond Centre, in hopes of getting an mega on-sale suitcase from the Bay. Went to Shoppers Drug Mart first in order to get a NEW Starbucks Cold Brew bottle for the morning of the 19th, plus on-sale Christmas cards with WHITE envelopes as the red ones […]

Trapped inside a snow globe! / Dwynne Farneson?! / Grammartif macht frei

December 8, 2019

Vanessa wanted to get together yesterday for lunch at Mama’s Dumplings, but I fobbed her off until Tuesday (when she’ll have Cassidy) with an excuse once she wanted me to bus to Coppersmith Place: the Canucks-Sabres game at 1 AND my broken suitcase! She actually messaged me at 12:30 today to say that she’s trying […]

Smart Chibuzo?! / Not perfect, but being Dutch! / PANIC 911: Kyle and Kylesha?!

December 7, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo today at 1 in a see-saw game which went to overtime, and won 6-5! Smart Chibuzo?! A friend of a Facebook friend posted this on her wall, and I thought it would be great for Kitty, Cecilia, and Teunis! “I’m not perfect, but I am Dutch, and that’s kind […]

Stoner Elf Name! / ChristmasFlamHam! / Suitcases! / Chrystal Xmas / Dirty jokes!

December 6, 2019

DIRTY JOKES! How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. What’s the speed limit of sex? 68! At 69, you have to turn around. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me! Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they […]

Emrald Johnson?! / No spare smokes downtown! / Royal Jelly?! / Interruptions!

December 6, 2019

I called Chrystal at work, and we are ON for this evening! Yay! From Youtube: I suppose CeCe is okay, but Emrald Johnson?! BAD SPELLING OF EMERALD! I saw this on Reddit on February 23, and instantly thought of Glenn! When you have to go downtown for the day…. wear a T-shirt that says, “I […]

Writing letters to hated people / Advil and Always / 35 dumplings / 15 dumplings

December 4, 2019

I looked for the wooden spoon in the drainer and kitchen drawer while actively using it to stir some dumplings before watching the newest SCARY MYSTERIES. Is this how dementia starts? From Julie M. and Firefighting Australia: My therapist told me, “Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.” Did that, but […]

Balls! Understanding! Piano! Magic tricks! / Getting older at Christmas!

December 3, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 (first refilling my yearly prescription at the pharmacy next door) on a 401 (JUST IN TIME) to help with the kids. I had to leave room for a suitcase and also remember to get to the house after 4:35 because of a water shutoff till 4. Lovely! […]

Precious poop, fresh sandwiches, urine sample poem, Pee and Poo mascot T-shirt

December 3, 2019

In the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Precious Poop graffiti with silver Sharpie! Graffiti in the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Sandwich spread made fresh right here! More graffiti in the hospital ER restroom: Because taking a urine sample wasn’t already enough of a hassle for women; “MIDSTREAM”… WTF?! […]