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I Donut Give A Poop sheet sets!

November 9, 2018

From Julie M. and Zulily Canada: “I Donut Give A Poop” Emoji Sheet Set – YAY! Advertisements

Brayla, A’Voyn, Calea, and Armani?! / This isn’t the time to use the Drago Fang!

November 7, 2018

From Julie: Brayla?! From Julie: A’Voyn?! Reminds me of AVOINE, the French word for OATMEAL! From Julie: Mike is obviously fine, but CALEA?! Bad spelling of Kaili or Kaylee! How about Armani?! THREE DRAGO FANGS! By inputting the MOTHER 3 Code cheat 0200429F:AF, you can modify Duster’s 16th item to be Flint’s Drago Fang. I […]

Dorinda, Jacquay, Kennedi, Shaquila, Jayveont’e, and Eashmon?!

November 5, 2018

From Julie: Courtney is fine, but Dorinda?! From Julie: Jacquay?! From Julie: Kennedi?! From Julie: Shaquila?! Is that Shaquille O’Neal and tequila mixed together?! From Julie: Jayveont’e?! From Julie: Joyce is fine, but Eashmon?!

Eric Ho and Evites! / Waterbridge, barkTHINS, multivitamins, and Almond Roca!

November 5, 2018

Eric Ho finally emailed me back about a hangout, saying that he’s been busy with stuff (no surprise there), but he was attending “Jon’s birthday thingie,” so we can discuss our NEXT hangout then! After a too-quick scan of my email inbox, I messaged Jon about it on Facebook. He said he’d sent an Evite, […]

Denetrice?! / Amayah?! / Ami pronounced as AIM-I?!

November 4, 2018

From Julie: Denetrice?! Reminds me of the French word for TOOTHPASTE, which is DENTIFRICE! From Julie: Amayah?! From Julie: Ami pronounced as Aim-I?!

60 days of unending shitty Christmas music?! / A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

October 31, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2… Jake Virtanen had TWO GOALS! From CFOX: Brace yourselves: 60 days of unending shitty Christmas music are coming! From my ex-friend Jimmy: A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

A mug powered by unicorn farts!

October 31, 2018

Adam Taj Hassam added me to Facebook – okay then, I just hope that he’s a sane Canucks fan! However, Diane unfriended me from Facebook after YEARS, since 2007! All righty, then… From Not Always Right: A mug powered by unicorn farts!

Sara Early?! / LORD OF THE MINGS! / Sunset Cemetery! NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED!

October 29, 2018

The Canucks played Minnesota tonight at 7, and won 5-2! TWO PETTERSEN GOALS! From Julie: Sara Early is a Service Advisor at Faulkner Subaru?! What if she’s late?! From Pete: LORD OF THE MINGS: The Fellowship of the Ming! Flint and Thomas check out this sign in MOTHER 3. “Sunset Cemetery – Graves have never […]

No Rachel tomorrow! / Emoji Poop sheet sets!

October 29, 2018

Rachel emailed me today – no appointment tomorrow because of BC Hydro work. Got it! From Julie M. and Zulily Canada: Emoji Poop Sheet Set – YAY!

Resting bitch face is NOT a relaxed face! / Tayler Holroyd?! / Takeya / Michella

October 28, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. A Reddit idiot named TreKopperTe replied to me on Tuesday (October 23rd) with a correction for “resting bitch face”: ” *relaxed face.” I DON’T CARE! NEVER tell me what to do when I’m describing myself or a commonly-known phenomenon! If you can’t handle seeing the word “bitch,” then maybe […]