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Giant rubber ducky at Tower Bridge, sandwich of consent comic, Tierni Martins

September 6, 2017

After some procrastination, I finally sent out an email and Facebook event invitations to my Level 41 Birthday Extravaganza on Sept. 24! I also got back to FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF after a six-week hiatus! Here’s a giant rubber ducky under Tower Bridge in London! From The Devil’s Panties: This Sandwich of Consent comic from […]

Nacole, greybeards and Jenyfer in the Troia pub, wanting guys with no chest hair

August 28, 2017

After three years, I finally added Witwur Bob Robinson as a Facebook friend, and he added me back, so that’s a good thing! But Willem unfriended me, which I guess is fine. From Julie: NACOLE?! That should be spelled NICOLE! Geez, and I thought Nichole was bad enough… this just makes me think of nachos […]

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

Contractions shouldn’t be phonetically written! / Jena, Tuhn, and RUFFLES?!

May 3, 2016

Contractions shouldn’t be phonetically written! Grammar Pet Peeves #1: Not “could of,” but “could’ve.” What is your pet peeve? The DRAGON WARRIOR II party makes it to Tuhn, where they meet this woman: “I’m Jena. If thou meets my husband, tell him that my father’s name was Ruffles.” What kind of name is THAT?! Later […]

Hogg-Paradise, Knapp-Sack, Farmer-Plant, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 27, 2016

Hogg-Paradise! Knapp-Sack! Farmer-Plant! Ware-Wolfe! Burger-King! Duer-Early! (do her early) Green-Weiner! Halleran-Schouten! Johnson-Muncher! Fedder-Oates! (fed her oats) Gass-Kramp! Weiner-Happe! Toy-Ohta! Love-Tickle!

Doctor Unheimlich, Tr-Tz (TuckerFan)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTr1x0r’s Lurgy Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: mild ability to fly, vague loose teeth, colour blindness Cure: take a few sprigs of belladonna every day for the rest of your life Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTraeCrochetosis […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Je-Jn (Jinwicked)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJedi_Iwakura’s Syndrome Cause: smoking Symptoms: sudden hypochondria, extreme feather growth, fear of the number thirteen, extreme smell of brimstone Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJediMan’s Lurgy Cause: Egyptian curse Symptoms: loss of libido, […]

The Clarks’ Favorite Utah Names

June 14, 2014

The Clarks’ Favorite Utah Names The Cream of the Crop The Clarks’ Favorite Utah Names Updated 24 January 2003 The new parents couldn’t be happier: Gladell & Delightra (sisters), Luvit, Delecta, Delite, Joyette, Joi, Joyia, Joyellen, Joycell, Hallah Lujah [How about Hallah Back Y’all? –A.J.], Bliss, Joyanne Cleanliness is next to Godliness: Zestpoole, Sparkle The […]

Jenny, Katherine, Indiana, NO LINEUP at the Royal Bank, environmental fees, holiday manicure test

December 18, 2013

Got a Christmas card from Jenny M. (jenniology) and an Indiana postcard from Katherine W. (quilladdison) in the mail today! I was responsible today and paid my Shaw / hydro bills, then I did my usual banking before going home. There was NO LINEUP at the Royal Bank! SO RARE! Got home and found out […]

No Spanish peanuts, bad Toronto Argonaut touchdowns, “habanero” as “cleaners”

July 30, 2013

Eric called at around 4 to say he’d be running late. As of 6, he still wasn’t here yet. Hmm! He got here at 6:30; we discussed Tim Horton’s, football, the BC Lions, Michael, Fay, driving, opening windows, media blackouts, rookie quarterbacks, Green & Black Organic butterscotch chocolate, Spanish peanuts (not his thing?), chips, Price […]