Archive for the ‘jenny’ Category

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

Contractions shouldn’t be phonetically written! / Jena, Tuhn, and RUFFLES?!

May 3, 2016

Contractions shouldn’t be phonetically written! Grammar Pet Peeves #1: Not “could of,” but “could’ve.” What is your pet peeve? The DRAGON WARRIOR II party makes it to Tuhn, where they meet this woman: “I’m Jena. If thou meets my husband, tell him that my father’s name was Ruffles.” What kind of name is THAT?! Later […]

Hogg-Paradise, Knapp-Sack, Farmer-Plant, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 27, 2016

Hogg-Paradise! Knapp-Sack! Farmer-Plant! Ware-Wolfe! Burger-King! Duer-Early! (do her early) Green-Weiner! Halleran-Schouten! Johnson-Muncher! Fedder-Oates! (fed her oats) Gass-Kramp! Weiner-Happe! Toy-Ohta! Love-Tickle!

Doctor Unheimlich, Tr-Tz (TuckerFan)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTr1x0r’s Lurgy Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: mild ability to fly, vague loose teeth, colour blindness Cure: take a few sprigs of belladonna every day for the rest of your life Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTraeCrochetosis […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Je-Jn (Jinwicked)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJedi_Iwakura’s Syndrome Cause: smoking Symptoms: sudden hypochondria, extreme feather growth, fear of the number thirteen, extreme smell of brimstone Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJediMan’s Lurgy Cause: Egyptian curse Symptoms: loss of libido, […]

The Clarks’ Favorite Utah Names

June 14, 2014

The Clarks’ Favorite Utah Names The Cream of the Crop The Clarks’ Favorite Utah Names Updated 24 January 2003 The new parents couldn’t be happier: Gladell & Delightra (sisters), Luvit, Delecta, Delite, Joyette, Joi, Joyia, Joyellen, Joycell, Hallah Lujah [How about Hallah Back Y’all? –A.J.], Bliss, Joyanne Cleanliness is next to Godliness: Zestpoole, Sparkle The […]

Jenny, Katherine, Indiana, NO LINEUP at the Royal Bank, environmental fees, holiday manicure test

December 18, 2013

Got a Christmas card from Jenny M. (jenniology) and an Indiana postcard from Katherine W. (quilladdison) in the mail today! I was responsible today and paid my Shaw / hydro bills, then I did my usual banking before going home. There was NO LINEUP at the Royal Bank! SO RARE! Got home and found out […]

No Spanish peanuts, bad Toronto Argonaut touchdowns, “habanero” as “cleaners”

July 30, 2013

Eric called at around 4 to say he’d be running late. As of 6, he still wasn’t here yet. Hmm! He got here at 6:30; we discussed Tim Horton’s, football, the BC Lions, Michael, Fay, driving, opening windows, media blackouts, rookie quarterbacks, Green & Black Organic butterscotch chocolate, Spanish peanuts (not his thing?), chips, Price […]

BROOKSIDE chocolate, $100 USD, and fashion

May 23, 2012

Right before I had to go to the doctor’s appointment with Auntie Ruby, I discovered that I had to do a load of emergency laundry when I had no time… NOT IMPRESSED! Of course, I put clothes in the washing machine first before leaving, and THEN discovered I’d forgotten my bus pass not too far […]

4-0 loss snaps the 14-year streak! / Delite?!

October 19, 2011

Brad Richards’ mother is apparently named Delite. Vanessa bugged me about the Granville Island pumpkin ale and such, too… not while the game is on, man! Speaking of the game, Henrik Lundqvist was pretty good: even though we outshot them and had like 40 shots on goal, he got a 4-0 shutout. There goes the […]