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Chrystal and a belated Christmas hangout with at least 10 pounds of goodies!

January 5, 2018

Before COFFEE TIME at noon, I called Chrystal at 11:55 at work to confirm that we were still on for tonight at 7:30. After MORE COFFEE TIME at 5:30, I left at 6:55 in order to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30 in the rain. I had the Ziploc bag full of […]

One year closer to death! / Michael Standing?! / No-sugar ginger snaps?!

January 1, 2018

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2018, EVERYONE! I got a baby girl card for Jason and Vanessa (“KEEP CALM AND CARRY BABY WIPES”), NEW Shasha organic ginger snaps for Vanessa (no sugar?!), 200g of on-sale Ferrero Rocher100 store brand bandages, a NEW Carnation variety pack of hot chocolate (TURTLES Canada / Coffee Crisp / After Eight), […]

Guestbook Entries 2017!

December 30, 2017

Guestbook Entries 2017! June 11, 2017 (Sun.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over to Leslie’s to watch Game 6 of the Stanley Cup 2017 Final between the Nashville Predators and Pittsburgh Penguins… I hope it’s a good game. :)” December 16, 2017 (Sat.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over for the last hangout of the 2017 year. […]

Kimberlie Goodnough, Jaquana Taddy Druzba, Kenya Starflight, Cathina Haynes

December 7, 2017

I went out at 2:30 on a 401 in the fog to London Drugs, and misread “Ovation chocolate” as “ovarian cancer,” which is really NOT sold in stores! Finally mailed Sheryll’s card, and got Sunkist Vitamin C which expires in March 2020 / on-sale All-Bran Buds which expire in September 2018 / VSC Belgian chocolate […]

Sunbathing at the equator to cure cancer! / Body-switching! / Mana tree!

October 7, 2017

The Canucks played the Oilers in their first game of the 2017-2018 NHL season at home, and won 3-2! Before the fight with Tzepish over THE CURE FOR CANCER crystals, Cara tells the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF PARTY how she was cured of cancer. “Simple. I just sunbathed at the equator for several hundred hours […]

You’re winner! / RESIDENT EVIL beef Raviolations! / GHOSTBUSTERS Conglaturation!

September 23, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #6 against the Kings today in BEIJING at 12:30 AM. Chris Tanev scored with two minutes left in the game; it went to overtime plus a shootout, and the Kings won 4-3. The crowd was really into it! From BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING for Windows: You’re winner! “Capcom! […]

Syldra as Beano from another planet / Living in a monster’s intestines 50 years

September 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Christon sent me an Evite to a potluck-style Sunday birthday dinner for him and Jeremy, which I automatically RSVPed to without checking the date. Now I have, and it’s October 1 – no hockey conflicts! Maybe I’ll just pick up a cake from Buy-Low for the Gwei-Loh right before dinner. The Canucks had […]

Thongporn Buttasin is an actual name?! GARDEN GROVE IN CALIFORNIA! MY LIFE!

September 20, 2017

Turns out that Tryanna from Pathways was calling me from a private number a lot yesterday, but I finally picked up this morning to see what the heck was up with all those repeated calls. Turns out that she had a cold and couldn’t do food shopping today, so we settled on Friday at 1 […]

Sonia Leigh Burdick, Teryn Birkmeyer, Ute Gute, Vayda Suleiman, Veya van Noort

September 16, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks had their pre-season 2017-2018 opener on Sportsnet 650 AM against the Kings today at 2; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3! From Not Always Working: Sonia Leigh Burdick?! So does she have a bird dick?! Hahaha! From Not Always Right: Teryn Birkmeyer?! From Not Always Right: […]

Shortbread! / Jackmeoff Mudd! / Thomas Crapper the plumber! / Three minutes

April 20, 2016

I dreamed that I was taking apart chicken feet, and throwing the claws into a laundry basket so I could procrastinate on doing actual laundry. I was also procrastinating on stacking and delivering a bunch of newspapers while my parents were away – WHAT THE?! This morning, I added Zonia Lam to Facebook. Terri Gallagher […]