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Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! / St. Ives pear nectar and soy!

December 19, 2019

The Canucks played the Knights tonight at 7, and s. From Reddit: Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! Jussie is a stupid enough nickname for Justin (does it really NEED a cute nickname?!), but JURNEE is a very bad spelling of JOURNEY. St. Ives pear nectar and soy body wash!

Sponges! / Creepy Santa! / Jahram Proffit-Preston?! / Jhevelle-Monique Smith?!

November 24, 2019

My amusing and cute sponge display plus my kitchen toothbrush: $2 recycled yellow sponges from beer bottles, a green London Drugs scouring pad, London Naturals steel wool in gold and silver, various orange / green / blue / yellow Sponge Daddy sponges, and two Scrub Daddy sink scrubbers with a happy face! Julie M. saw […]

Dellen Millard was a serial killer?! / Topokki and chili / Brandy left outside

November 12, 2019

I showered and did laundry today since Harmony gave me a day off. The Canucks played the Predators tonight at 7, and won 5-3 thanks to two goals from Pearson (one an empty-net) and two goals from Pettersson (one an empty-net) on his birthday! My neighbors are at it again, this time leaving a box […]

DRAGON BALL Z model toy, Chinese red dragon, Yaohan Mall dragon, time change

November 4, 2019

I GOT MY REPLACEMENT BUS PASS / COMPASS CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY! I immediately registered that fucker, of course, and was relieved that the old one had been blocked. I also showered and did some laundry. From Julie: I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4 PM, said no one […]

Labor Day failures! / Dr. Trent Artichoker, Brookelyn Farthing, Critley King?!

September 1, 2019

Today’s date is a palindrome: 9/1/19! I went out shopping at 5:05 on a 407 at London Drugs. I got more 48 chewable Pepto-Bismol tablets, 400 Mead index cards, two GOODY toothbrush holders, and NEW on-sale Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars before coming home at 5:55 on another 407. NEW Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars! […]

Toka Badboy was disqualified?! / America as Canada’s shorts / MURDER wines!

August 18, 2019

Today is Bad Poetry Day! Toka Badboy was disqualified?! HAHAHAHA! From Julie M. and Only In Canada Memes: America is Canada’s shorts! From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: Rough Day, Break Down, and Murder On My Mind wine bottles!

Storm Duck?! / Rolland Harry, Garnet White, Blaire Paulhus, and Ronalds Kenins?!

August 14, 2019

Storm Duck?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Rolland Harry?! BAD SPELLING OF ROLAND! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Garnet White?! Two colors! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Blaire Paulhus?! Blair with an E on the end?! RONALDS Kenins used to play for the Canucks?!

Timmothy Pitzen?! / Jared Spurgeon?! / Keon Barnum?! / Oshane Ximenes?!

August 5, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Timmothy Pitzen?! BAD SPELLING OF TIMOTHY! Jared Spurgeon?! Keon Barnum?! Osane Ximines?!

Nipsey Hussle is dead?! / Vernon Fiddler?! / Kyle Chipchurra?! / Raffi Torres?!

August 2, 2019

From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Nipsey Hussle?! Vernon Fiddler?! Kyle Chipchurra?! Raffi Torres used to play for the Canucks?!

Brittney Beers went missing?! / Byron Bitz used to play for the Canucks?!

August 1, 2019

After my intake session with Rishu at Touchstone at 3 (leaving at 2:20 on a 401), I went shopping at the Dollar Tree / London Drugs / Big Crazy after killing time at the Richmond Public Market beforehand. I got Hunt’s Snack Packs pudding cups x5 (vanilla / ice cream sandwich / butterscotch / lemon […]