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Western Family sockeye salmon snack! / Sirloin steak breakfast, A8, and masks!

August 17, 2020

I texted Walter at 9 AM to see whether he was working today or tomorrow, so since he was, I decided to go out at 10:10 on a 407. I ended up with a London Drugs 540 mL white porcelain coffee mug, $35 cash in laundry loonies and quarters from BMO (two months earlier than […]

Horned creatures and marijuana, Donald Trump toddler, legs open in a casket

July 25, 2020

Helen Y. says that Tammy Milosh smoked and drank too much, so her general health took a nasty turn. She was admitted to hospital and didn’t survive her complications despite initially progressing. Jim’s Pineapple Express strain marijuana From Marijuana and Ganja: Horned creatures, a horned dog, a lion, a sitar, and a super-trippy Indian background! […]

Disney’s SLEEPING BEAUTY, dollar store Peeps, Zdeno, WAR PIGS coronavirus parody

April 17, 2020

From James: Disney’s SLEEPING BEAUTY! From Highspirits’s Discord server: When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China… From the r/hockey Discord server and Instagram: Happy Easter 2018 to my Boston Bruins fan friends! Have Zdeno Chara with an Easter bear and baskets! From Jim: People gathered in their masses… […]

KINDERGARTEN COP 2018 / Smokey Mountain Spaghetti Meatballs / HOT SAUCES!

March 25, 2020

After I showered, I went out at 1:25 on a 407 with my Asian old lady shopping cart to do some banking and go grocery shopping. The sidewalk is closed by Brighouse Station because of the loop construction, and Shoppers and Price Smart both have lineups to get inside in the name of social distancing […]

Kenyadda Patterson?! / Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! / Dr. JONICE Webb?!

March 12, 2020

The NHL also suspended their season this morning because of the coronavirus. From Youtube: Kenyadda Marie Patterson?! The nickname is KEN, which is a GUY name, and Yada yada yada?! From Julie M. and the Daily Mail: Busy Philipps named her kids Birdie and Cricket?! From Reddit and r/raisedbynarcissists: Dr. JONICE Webb?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Chinese New Year 2020! / Grumpy Cat on stupidity! / Philander Smartt is Mormon?!

January 25, 2020

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2020! It’s the Year of the Metal Rat… YAY! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2020 with a rat, lanterns, and flower! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year with people and cherry blossoms! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year 2020 with people, […]

Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! / St. Ives pear nectar and soy!

December 19, 2019

The Canucks played the Knights tonight at 7, and s. From Reddit: Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! Jussie is a stupid enough nickname for Justin (does it really NEED a cute nickname?!), but JURNEE is a very bad spelling of JOURNEY. St. Ives pear nectar and soy body wash!

Sponges! / Creepy Santa! / Jahram Proffit-Preston?! / Jhevelle-Monique Smith?!

November 24, 2019

My amusing and cute sponge display plus my kitchen toothbrush: $2 recycled yellow sponges from beer bottles, a green London Drugs scouring pad, London Naturals steel wool in gold and silver, various orange / green / blue / yellow Sponge Daddy sponges, and two Scrub Daddy sink scrubbers with a happy face! Julie M. saw […]

Dellen Millard was a serial killer?! / Topokki and chili / Brandy left outside

November 12, 2019

I showered and did laundry today since Harmony gave me a day off. The Canucks played the Predators tonight at 7, and won 5-3 thanks to two goals from Pearson (one an empty-net) and two goals from Pettersson (one an empty-net) on his birthday! My neighbors are at it again, this time leaving a box […]