Archive for the ‘liz’ Category

Oysters! / Praxus Maysalkiriiss / Shannan Griffith / LaToya Warren / Liz Cember

June 2, 2017

I went out at 6:05 to get a Long John doughnut (for National Doughnut Day), raw Fanny Bay oysters (March 23, 2016), NEW Lays sour cream and sriracha chips, and NEW Breyers Creamsicle ice cream (because Reddit reminded me on May 29 [Monday] that it exists) from Price Smart, getting home at 6:55 on a […]

Snow and God coming! / A Japanese Halloween Christmas tree! / Let it snow!

December 25, 2016

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I called Steph just now to see if I could get a ride to Christmas dinner, although I’m not thrilled about the idea. At least I could get one… WTF church sign from Our Savior’s Lutheran Church: As snow fell silently, God came. Merry Christmas. Barry told me about this Halloween Christmas tree […]

Armadillo lizard as dragon baby, nearly rectum-free beef jerky, no game requests

October 4, 2016

David Edelman tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! Hahaha! From Julie: This armadillo lizard might be a cute dragon baby! Jon Otis sees this sign in Arvada near the hospital: “Bill’s Beef Jerky — now nearly rectum-free!” I told you to stop sending game requests. You should have listened.

No more Marine Drive Station / Ratatouille and nectarines / Dreaming I’m a taco

August 24, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:30 with my Yogurt Mousse Ritter Sport chocolate, bought NEW on-sale peanut butter chewy Chips Ahoy cookies / NEW Lays Thai Sweet Chili chips / NEW Lays UK Cheese and Onion chips, and was surprised to find that I’d apparently time-travelled on the way to the house since the clock […]

I need my bitch-slapper! / Gay marriage / Awkward moments / Vancouver meme

April 29, 2016

Cat: Let me just clean off my bitch-slapper, then we can get down to business. It’s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or, as I like to call it: “marriage.” You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn’t gay park it. – Liz […]

Shawnaw IS a ghetto black name! / 4-1 win over Carolina / Sawsha and other bad names

October 28, 2014

Some idiot girl (connected to Caroline) named Phoebe M. Gunderson thought that I was being racist since I said that “Shawnaw” (Caroline’s sister?) was a ghetto or black name, and then accidentally friend-requested me before blocking me! HAHAHAHA! IT IS SUCH A NAME, AND I WOULD HAVE DENIED THAT REQUEST ANYWAY! Deanna says that my […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Li-Ln (Lizzie9208)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLiberated_Me’s Syndrome Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: excessive feather growth, slight memory loss, excessive invisibility Cure: take a hundred spoons of cough medicine every day before meals Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLiditis Cause: natural sign of […]

Comforters, socks, a control top (WTF?), Dozi giving up rap and Facebook, color motivation

July 14, 2014

I finally felt like I had to unzip the heavy Tracker suitcase, and go through the garbage bag and Invicta bag: two pillows with blue pillowcases (useful), lots of washcloths / handtowels, two Hello Kitty cushions (useless!), nine pairs of (Ardene / Secret) socks (the wrapped new darker ones will be useful), Listerine Total Care […]

Random water spots, Mike, leaving ONTD, fears, 2-1 shootout loss, red carpet style

February 28, 2014

The issue with the bathroom sink and random water spots is too much now! I almost slipped on my way into the bathroom a couple of times! Called Hester, who said she’d call me back; cue the anxiety when I have to leave my phone on! Luckily, she called me back in ten minutes; she […]

Having to put on a bra because society is scared of boobs / Wellgarth / 141 Hit Points!

November 18, 2013

So we HAVE to put on a bra because of society’s fear of boobs… UGH! 😦 The hero, Prince Esgar, and Princess Illyth go to the DRAGON WARRIOR II town of Wellgarth. They encounter this poor soul outside with fires and a dog. “Where has everyone gone? Dost thou think it is my breath?” No, […]