Archive for the ‘liz’ Category

Snow and God coming! / A Japanese Halloween Christmas tree! / Let it snow!

December 25, 2016

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I called Steph just now to see if I could get a ride to Christmas dinner, although I’m not thrilled about the idea. At least I could get one… WTF church sign from Our Savior’s Lutheran Church: As snow fell silently, God came. Merry Christmas. Barry told me about this Halloween Christmas tree […]

Armadillo lizard as dragon baby, nearly rectum-free beef jerky, no game requests

October 4, 2016

David Edelman tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! Hahaha! From Julie: This armadillo lizard might be a cute dragon baby! Jon Otis sees this sign in Arvada near the hospital: “Bill’s Beef Jerky — now nearly rectum-free!” I told you to stop sending game requests. You should have listened.

No more Marine Drive Station / Ratatouille and nectarines / Dreaming I’m a taco

August 24, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:30 with my Yogurt Mousse Ritter Sport chocolate, bought NEW on-sale peanut butter chewy Chips Ahoy cookies / NEW Lays Thai Sweet Chili chips / NEW Lays UK Cheese and Onion chips, and was surprised to find that I’d apparently time-travelled on the way to the house since the clock […]

I need my bitch-slapper! / Gay marriage / Awkward moments / Vancouver meme

April 29, 2016

Cat: Let me just clean off my bitch-slapper, then we can get down to business. It’s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or, as I like to call it: “marriage.” You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn’t gay park it. – Liz […]

Shawnaw IS a ghetto black name! / 4-1 win over Carolina / Sawsha and other bad names

October 28, 2014

Some idiot girl (connected to Caroline) named Phoebe M. Gunderson thought that I was being racist since I said that “Shawnaw” (Caroline’s sister?) was a ghetto or black name, and then accidentally friend-requested me before blocking me! HAHAHAHA! IT IS SUCH A NAME, AND I WOULD HAVE DENIED THAT REQUEST ANYWAY! Deanna says that my […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Li-Ln (Lizzie9208)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLiberated_Me’s Syndrome Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: excessive feather growth, slight memory loss, excessive invisibility Cure: take a hundred spoons of cough medicine every day before meals Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLiditis Cause: natural sign of […]

Comforters, socks, a control top (WTF?), Dozi giving up rap and Facebook, color motivation

July 14, 2014

I finally felt like I had to unzip the heavy Tracker suitcase, and go through the garbage bag and Invicta bag: two pillows with blue pillowcases (useful), lots of washcloths / handtowels, two Hello Kitty cushions (useless!), nine pairs of (Ardene / Secret) socks (the wrapped new darker ones will be useful), Listerine Total Care […]

Random water spots, Mike, leaving ONTD, fears, 2-1 shootout loss, red carpet style

February 28, 2014

The issue with the bathroom sink and random water spots is too much now! I almost slipped on my way into the bathroom a couple of times! Called Hester, who said she’d call me back; cue the anxiety when I have to leave my phone on! Luckily, she called me back in ten minutes; she […]

Having to put on a bra because society is scared of boobs / Wellgarth / 141 Hit Points!

November 18, 2013

So we HAVE to put on a bra because of society’s fear of boobs… UGH! 😦 The hero, Prince Esgar, and Princess Illyth go to the DRAGON WARRIOR II town of Wellgarth. They encounter this poor soul outside with fires and a dog. “Where has everyone gone? Dost thou think it is my breath?” No, […]

AMERICAN IDOL-themed Monopoly?! / HOLY CRAP cereal / August 2013 BBT Tally

August 31, 2013

Got to the townhouse just before 8, and figured out the wireless connection easily; I also saw an AMERICAN IDOL-themed MONOPOLY game… WHY DO MY PARENTS HAVE THIS?! Found pickles, mushroom soup, honey almond nougats, Brookside Dark Chocolate Mango Mangosteen, LIFE Kleenex boxes (I know a use for those…), Farmhouse rice x7, Starburst candy, more […]