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Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

July 30, 2017

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]

Chukuemeka Emenanjo, deep-fried fish with sexy curry, cats and cereal killers

July 24, 2017

I was up at 7:40 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Also, I’m too full on these mashed potatoes! From LinkedIn: Chukuemeka Emenanjo?! From Engrish.com: Deep-fried fish with sexy curry! From Janina and Just Cat Things: This cat says, “Come quickly, Mama! I caught him! I caught a cereal killer!” The other cat […]

A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

Father’s Day card, nondescript vans, nothing appropriate coming to mind

June 18, 2017

I got up at 7 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME! A week of downtime and solitude has been VERY BENEFICIAL for me! YAY FOR ALONE TIME! Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty. From Janina: I love you more than serial killers love nondescript vans. Celes, Sabin, Edgar, and […]

Faryion Wardrip?! What a weird name – his brother is BRYCE!

May 6, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! Later, I had Laksa La Mian with straw mushrooms for a little variety as my dinner! From Youtube documentaries: Faryion Wardrip was a serial killer?! Makes me think of “fairy on”! What makes this REALLY weird is that his brother has a normal name: […]

PRINCE OF DOGS?! / Toy Powell?! / COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER! / Cyle and Lyle?

April 30, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME at 7-8 AM! From Buzzfeed: PRINCE OF DOGS?! From Julie: Toy Powell?! I always thought Toy was more of a dog name than anything… From Reddit: COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER?! Recipes from Dorothea Puente! From Alice: CYLE Larsen and LYLE Larsen (from Edmonton) are twin sex offender brothers with very […]

Not washing your hands, liking serial killers, cereal in a small strainer

October 31, 2016

From James: I don’t always hear people go to the bathroom, but when I do, they take a massive dump and don’t wash their hands. Julie S. let me know about this. “Me: I like serial killers! Person: But they killed people! Me, rolling my eyes in sarcasm: Whoa, really?! I had no idea. Obviously…” […]

Marlene’s underwear and Tifa’s orthopedic underwear! / Jeffrey Dahmer and regret

August 2, 2016

At least I finally found Youtube videos which do NOT make the sound in SNES9x lag when I’m playing games in there! It’s weird that videos playing in a browser DO make the emulator sound lag… Unused game data: Marlene’s underwear in the FINAL FANTASY VII HoneyBee Inn! You can get this small scene in […]

Pizza and cheesecake, zombies eating flesh, inner serial killer, death promises

July 11, 2016

After seeing a fourth reference to KFC in a week, I decided that I had to go to Richmond Centre at 1 and get a bucket from KFC even if I had to raid my laundry money to do so. Of course people were playing POKEMON GO at the mall. When I passed by Hallmark […]

Vern crossposting pictures, Kalixtze-Eris, chicken, throwing people off cliffs

June 27, 2016

Well, well. Vern unfriended me, presumably because I made fun of someone’s name. He should know by now that I collect weird names, and he doesn’t have to like it. I do whatever I want! He also cross-posted it to SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND, so that is when I had to block him. Julie […]