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Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]

Meleeza?! / Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump?! / False Elephant Snout is food?!

May 14, 2017

I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from! From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?! Here’s the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta! My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand…

Bananas, bitch book, dead cats, pets with Tourettes, and Princess Bitchface?!

May 13, 2017

RPG Limit Break finally started today, so YAY! 😀 However, I just got a blue screen of death, so BOO! At least it was courteous enough to wait until after I’d done some Notepad document editing for my WordPress drafts… From Sad and Useless: BE BOLD WITH BANANAS?! From Sad and Useless: BOOK OF THE […]

Harry Potter, Wing Flannagan, a Whopper with 700 pickles, never being perfect

May 7, 2017

I got a blue screen of death at 11:12 AM! I also showered today. From Funny Junk: Right next to Quindarious Gooch, a black Harry Potter has been arrested for crack possession! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Wing Flannagan?! Only in Japan: A Whopper with over 700 pickles on it! I’ll never be perfect, but I’ll always […]

Susan Tellem in public relations?! / Norm Reeder in charge of LIBRARY programs?!

May 3, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Susan Tellem is a public relations executive?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Norm REEDER is in charge of Torrance LIBRARY programs?!

Larice the escapee Starman, illegal operations and arrest, blue screens of death

March 23, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Blues at 5 today, and lost 4-1. UGH! In COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, Larice the Starman has a title: Escapee! After the ship has undergone a collision in COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, Larice checks out this computer screen. “This program has performed an illegal operation and will be arrested.” HAHAHAHA! Slightly later […]

Library books, overcoming shyness, newspapers, height, mysterious moving tower

March 4, 2017

Someone with the last name of Chowdhury added me to Facebook – I DON’T THINK SO! I had to spend 45 minutes this morning quarantining some malware named ScanGuard (with MalwareBytes) and then deleting the Who Deleted Me? app because that’s where it came from. UGH! Later, I installed Facebook Purity instead on Chrome, Firefox, […]

Genesis and gay marriage / Bananas going bad / London Drugs: Gum in emergencies!

February 21, 2017

From Rock 101: Those people who are against gay marriage and say, “In Genesis, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” are so narrow-minded. Everyone knows that in Genesis, it was Phil, Mike, and Tony. From Reddit and Extra Fabulous Comics: A guy in his kitchen says, “Aw man. These bananas are going […]

Jaxen?! / Primal Pit Paste lavender deodorant, innovative Richmond snow parking

February 20, 2017

I had a nap, and dreamed that I was canoeing on a relatively shallow lake. Someone had tried to bury a few computer keyboards in the dirt, and then dumped some more into the water. Some things from Biblical characters like Paul and Jesus were also there, plus some word searches. I think I’ve been […]

Swimming poop emoji, Kokain Mothershed, Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III

February 20, 2017

From Z 95.3: A swimming poop emoji… From Reddit: Kokain Mothershed, and Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III?!