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Pooping gumball iPhone case, THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, Shittens wipes

July 12, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Pooping gumball iPhone case! THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK?! Alice sent this to me in May! From Julie: Shittens?! Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes?! Advertisements

Electricity puns in comic form! / Hell and laptop sleeves! / Tiit Helimets?!

May 28, 2019

I showered today, and noticed that I can actually read the names and numbers on my Caller ID for the first time since my eye surgery on the 8th – NICE! From Nita: Sparky! Your mother and I are SHOCKED at your CURRENT behavior! Until you learn to CONDUCT yourself properly, you’re GROUNDED! From Julie: […]

Edo Sushi and Froshberg Gelato with Holly! FUN STUFF! / Pizza, tacos, bacon!

April 2, 2019

Holly mentioned that she was near me this morning for an interview at WorkSafe BC, so I noted the proximity. She asked if I wanted to do lunch, so after checking in with myself, I said yes. I finally left the house at 12 or so. Turns out she saw me at the 401 bus […]

Lataija, Osh, Jodi, a black Trinity?! / BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! PIN!

March 19, 2019

In the mail last week, I also got a BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! pin from Nepenthes on the TrollXOver30 Discord server. She is from Saskatoon! From Julie: Lataija?! From Julie: Osh is a guy?! Like Osh Kosh B’Gosh?! From Julie: Jodi says SHE is a FATHER?! From Julie: This black kid is […]

Kashera?! / Pissing off the IT guy! / A DO-IT-YOURSELF SUBMACHINE GUN?!

March 6, 2019

The Canucks played the Maple Leafs at 6 tonight, and won 3-2 in overtime after being down 2-0! HAHAHAHA, SUCK IT! From Wesley: Kashera is a cashier at Harris Teeter?! She was destined for this job at the cash register! From my ex-friend Jimmy and TheLadBible: “Pissed off the IT guy, so he gave me […]

Oat milk, Oasis juice, Sharpies trips x2, and Roberta! / 50 WAYS TO EAT COCK?!

January 24, 2019

I had COFFEE TIME after a useless morning trip to London Drugs for a specific set of Sharpies, but I did see Roberta while wasting my time. Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got “free” store brand bottled water x12 thanks to it being on the […]

MOTHER 3 Trivia Cards 1 to 4! THIS GAME STINKS! / Salad, cake, and food recalls!

December 6, 2018

The Canucks played Nashville at 7 tonight, and won 5-3! ELIAS PETTERSEN HAD A GOAL ON A PENALTY SHOT! I showered today. Trivia Card 1, which is yellow! “A card with an obscure trivia question on it. Try using it on human enemies.” The question was “What was the slogan for EARTHBOUND?” The correct answer […]

2018 Year In Review!

December 1, 2018

2018 Year In Review! THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. [Meme fun: Take the first line from the first post of every month of the year. Repost it here as your year in review. (I’m discounting greetings and things like that :P) Yeah, it’s been an interesting year!] Go to your Calendar and […]

JIMMY?! / MUCH SO MORE warmth friendliness / A wide-screen, flat-panel Happy Box

November 29, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:10 so we could go to Dr. Wise’s office again at noon. I got home at 1:45 with a prescription for eyedrops and gels (Lotemax Gel (0.5%), Prolensa [0.07% sodium!], Moxifloxacin HCL 0.5%) after a LOT of waiting since Dr. Wise was running “a bit” behind: at […]

Fassad thinking about Western-style clothing in battle! / Angeliegha Stewart?!

November 20, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:05 on a 414 to see Rachel at The Caring Place, then I took the next buses to be home at 3:45. AWESOME AND BOUNDARY TALKING! Salsa and Fassad are fighting a Barrel Man in Castle Osohe’s basement in MOTHER 3. Fassad is thinking about Western-style clothing in […]