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Surveys, Osama and Metamucil, indecent exposure, 9/11, beach teenagers, fires

After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight in Selkirk. The next day’s newspaper headline: “A local survey shows the most popular career in Selkirk is welfare.”

[lj-cut text=”Do I need Metamucil in real life?”]After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight in Lockport. The next day’s newspaper headline: “Osama spotted buying Metamucil at Luna flea market!”

After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight in Garson. The next day’s newspaper headline: “Fifty-year-old man arrested in Tyndall for indecent exposure.”

After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight in Winnipeg. The next day’s newspaper headline: “Scientologists blame 9/11 attacks on psychiatrists.”

“Members of Church of Scientology could not be reached for comment.”

After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight in Grand Beach. The next day’s newspaper headline: “Pair of teenagers arrested for indecent exposure.”

After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight at the Cleopatra’s Palace Hotel in Cairo. The next day’s newspaper headline: “Large fire destroys historical Mosque.”

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