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Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

Facebook being closed, Mr. Saturn and the Phase Distorter III, a red rabbit

February 28, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime (thanks to Reid Boucher’s first Canucks goal) and Vancouver lost 3-2. Burrows and Hansen are now traded to the Senators (for Jonathan Dahlen) and Sharks (for Nikolay Goldobin) respectively. From Reddit: Alex Burrows and Jannik Hansen! From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: FACEBOOK CLOSED. […]

NHL Valentine’s Day cards from Reddit!

February 12, 2017

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Calgary Flames fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Carolina Hurricanes fans! From […]

Welcome to Dracoburgh! / Better go to sleep! / You’re in my world now, Granny!

February 11, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Boston at 10 today due to some “lovely” East Coast scheduling, and lost 4-3 despite a good effort. Alex Burrows did score with 0.6 seconds left in the second! In WARRIOR DRAGON, the sign says, “Welcome to Dracoburgh.” In WARRIOR DRAGON, you get this dialogue from the Dracoburgh innkeeper after […]

Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries, Jesus and metal, precision and elegance

December 11, 2016

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 2 today, and lost 3-0. From Sara: Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries?! That Post-It has mistakes on it, too! From Julie: “No, Timmy, I don’t listen to prayers. I listen to metal.” says Jesus! From Vanessa, Engrish.com, and Japan Specialist: Here’s a sign saying “Please urinate with precision […]

Baby red dragon! / ALIKSANDER Jacobsen?! / Nature Valley bars and crumbs!

August 17, 2016

I went to the pharmacy next door at 1:15 to get my prescription renewed. It took a little longer than usual since an old lady was there with a broken walker, but that was totally okay. From Julie: A baby red dragon! From Translink’s Facebook wall: ALIKSANDER Jacobsen?! Nature Valley bars: Fucking crumbs everywhere!

Law Power is a police officer?! / Mister Alexander?! / Rambo rending feelings

May 5, 2016

I added Helen M. Sturt via the GEEKY group on Facebook last night before I went to bed. Sgt. Law Power?! From Wesley: Mister Alexander?! Here’s the RAMBO title screen with some great NES Engrish! “Rend the feelings the heart with painful feelings.”

Leap Day, getting back to my original weight, Emperor Spiderman, Baron Venom

February 29, 2016

It’s LEAP DAY! 😀 I’m never going to get back to my original weight. I mean, seriously. Seven pounds and six ounces is not very realistic, is it? (Two pounds and two ounces for me!) Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash… and Baron Venom Balrog […]

Staples-Bottoms, Toole-Burns, Whyde-Hole, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 18, 2016

Switchblade Symphony, “Sleep” Staples-Bottoms! Toole-Burns, Whyde-Hole, Piccirilli-Pecorelli, Smelley-Farkas, Royle-Weiner, Schmitt-Head, Long-Ouch, Cannon-Bottom, Bird-Bath, Good-Lauck, Gross-Tingley, DeMoney-Hyder, Sell-Schmehl, Goosie-Gander, Dunn-Eaton, Macaroni-Cheves, Olah-Sailer, Eggen-Stake Toole-Burns! Whyde-Hole! Piccirilli-Pecorelli! Smelley-Farkas! Royle-Weiner! Schmitt-Head! Long-Ouch! Cannon-Bottom! Bird-Bath! Good-Lauck! Gross-Tingley! DeMoney-Hyder! Sell-Schmehl! Goosie-Gander! Making this one even better, they both live in GOOSE CREEK, South Carolina! Dunn-Eaton! Macaroni-Cheves! Olah-Sailer! Eggen-Stake!

Toilet theme park in Korea! / Stay in your pajamas! / You’re much manlier now!

January 4, 2016

Eric Ho emailed me, Jon, white Eric, Randal, and Jeremy about some Washington Redskins 2015 playoff party at his house on Sunday. I can’t even stand Randal, so maybe not! The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2. At least a Coach’s Challenge finally stood up, and Bo Horvat scored for the […]