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Zombie King Alexander Tycoon! / Fawcet Bess?! / Spurgeon Elliot Seewald?!

October 27, 2017

My headache was gone when I got up this morning – yay! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris complete the Wind Shrine in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They go upstairs to find the shattered Wind Crystal and Lenna’s father, King Tycoon. Galuf says, “IT’S ZOMBIE KING TYCOON!” King Tycoon says, “I am afraid the bearded one […]

Burgundy Lee Hanrahan, Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams, Yasho Vardhan, Cary Carr

October 20, 2017

From Not Always Right: Burgundy Lee Hanrahan?! From Not Always Right: Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams?! From Not Always Right: Yasho Vardhan?! Reminds me of Alexei Yashin… From Not Always Right: Cary Carr?! Didn’t his parents think that sounded sing-songy?!

Lars Goldschlager, Marianne Hord, Mina Mongoose, Shiela Lom, Titouan Lannuzel

October 10, 2017

The Canucks played Ottawa tonight at 7… the game went to overtime PLUS A SHOOTOUT, and Vancouver lost 3-2. Yes, there was a tribute to Alex Burrows! From Not Always Related: Lars Goldschlager?! I think that’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Marianne Hord?! That last name needs to have an E on […]

MOTHER 3 characters, Sarah Lure, a drinking cowboy hat, Cahmbriel Ann Clackum

October 6, 2017

From The Onett Times: Some artwork depicting a lot of MOTHER 3 characters! From the top, going left to right: Baccio / Magic / OJ / Shimmy Zmizz (the DCMC), Porky in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Leder, the Ultimate Chimera, the Masked Man, the Fierce Pork Trooper, Fassad, Mr. Saturn on the Coffee Table, some […]

Kissing your ex with tongue?! / Cuckolding isn’t racist or sexist, Worried19!

September 11, 2017

It’s 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! 😀 From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes “one last great kiss with tongue” when we’re splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to […]

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

July 5, 2017

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]

Being trans is not an intersection! / Misgendering people is NOT violence!

June 30, 2017

Since I was up at 8:20 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later, Lucas thought that I was bullying Maddie because I’ve taken to using the word “sriracha” around her since her Discord screen name is “Maddie the Jirachi.” Not my fault that they sound similar! They’re both special snowflake teenagers! So then he […]

Indonesian spice levels! / Cock Zero! / God Rickrolling you! / Why am I here?

June 24, 2017

Since I woke up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Alec Ferrell tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! From Reddit: The spice chart at an Indonesian restaurant in Jayakarta! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Cock, Cock Zero, and Cock Light are all sold at this 7-11! God is […]

Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

Facebook being closed, Mr. Saturn and the Phase Distorter III, a red rabbit

February 28, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime (thanks to Reid Boucher’s first Canucks goal) and Vancouver lost 3-2. Burrows and Hansen are now traded to the Senators (for Jonathan Dahlen) and Sharks (for Nikolay Goldobin) respectively. From Reddit: Alex Burrows and Jannik Hansen! From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: FACEBOOK CLOSED. […]