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Kissing your ex with tongue?! / Cuckolding isn’t racist or sexist, Worried19!

September 11, 2017

It’s 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! 😀 From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes “one last great kiss with tongue” when we’re splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to […]

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

July 5, 2017

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]

Being trans is not an intersection! / Misgendering people is NOT violence!

June 30, 2017

Since I was up at 8:20 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later, Lucas thought that I was bullying Maddie because I’ve taken to using the word “sriracha” around her since her Discord screen name is “Maddie the Jirachi.” Not my fault that they sound similar! They’re both special snowflake teenagers! So then he […]

Indonesian spice levels! / Cock Zero! / God Rickrolling you! / Why am I here?

June 24, 2017

Since I woke up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Alec Ferrell tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! From Reddit: The spice chart at an Indonesian restaurant in Jayakarta! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Cock, Cock Zero, and Cock Light are all sold at this 7-11! God is […]

Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

Facebook being closed, Mr. Saturn and the Phase Distorter III, a red rabbit

February 28, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime (thanks to Reid Boucher’s first Canucks goal) and Vancouver lost 3-2. Burrows and Hansen are now traded to the Senators (for Jonathan Dahlen) and Sharks (for Nikolay Goldobin) respectively. From Reddit: Alex Burrows and Jannik Hansen! From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: FACEBOOK CLOSED. […]

NHL Valentine’s Day cards from Reddit!

February 12, 2017

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Calgary Flames fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Carolina Hurricanes fans! From […]

Welcome to Dracoburgh! / Better go to sleep! / You’re in my world now, Granny!

February 11, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Boston at 10 today due to some “lovely” East Coast scheduling, and lost 4-3 despite a good effort. Alex Burrows did score with 0.6 seconds left in the second! In WARRIOR DRAGON, the sign says, “Welcome to Dracoburgh.” In WARRIOR DRAGON, you get this dialogue from the Dracoburgh innkeeper after […]

Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries, Jesus and metal, precision and elegance

December 11, 2016

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 2 today, and lost 3-0. From Sara: Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries?! That Post-It has mistakes on it, too! From Julie: “No, Timmy, I don’t listen to prayers. I listen to metal.” says Jesus! From Vanessa, Engrish.com, and Japan Specialist: Here’s a sign saying “Please urinate with precision […]

Baby red dragon! / ALIKSANDER Jacobsen?! / Nature Valley bars and crumbs!

August 17, 2016

I went to the pharmacy next door at 1:15 to get my prescription renewed. It took a little longer than usual since an old lady was there with a broken walker, but that was totally okay. From Julie: A baby red dragon! From Translink’s Facebook wall: ALIKSANDER Jacobsen?! Nature Valley bars: Fucking crumbs everywhere! You […]