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Steve Bear is an Angeles Forest ranger?! / John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

April 14, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Steve Bear is an Angeles National Forest ranger?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: John Argue was trained as a lawyer?! Advertisements

Regular Kopiko coffee candy / Arrabiatta pasta sauce / Forms

March 27, 2015

Alysha Speed Life and Steve Baker both deleted me from Facebook – since I’d expected the first because she’d been warning everyone, I’d been able to remove all her tags from my photos beforehand! When Barry picked me up at 12:30 today (I got up at 11), I gave him my tax forms and the […]

Doctor Unheimlich, V (Vowthorn)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withVaginaPagina’s Disease Cause: excessive Internet usage Symptoms: frequent metallic spots, sarcasm, extreme inability to turn neck, glowing eyes Cure: fresh air Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withValintiin’s Lurgy Cause: exposure to radiation Symptoms: heartburn, necrosis, belching Cure: pass it […]

Redskins WIN! / Rabbit Statue / Bracer of Kings / Numerous enemies / Dungeon Man

December 30, 2012

I heard that the Washington Redskins won 28-18 over the Dallas Cowboys today to move on to the Super Bowl! This makes me satisfied on at least two levels: Chinese Eric will be REALLY excited (and I’m happy that he’s happy), AND the stupid idiot Randal got his football comeuppance! HA HA HA! Our Place […]

Cards Received, 2011

January 4, 2012

Valentine’s Day (1) Janina (mrshannibal): “Dear Leslie – All you need is love / Love is all you need. Have a lovely Valentine’s Day! Love, Janina.” [with lots of heart stickers] Easter (1) Janina (mrshannibal): “Leslie – May the joys of Easter bring you love, fun, and baskets full of surprises.. 🙂 What do you […]

5-3 wins keeping EIGHT YEARS ALIVE! CHINESE ERIC IS AWESOME!

December 17, 2011

Chinese Eric finally came by after it was 1-1 already in the game, saying that since there was a car accident and he was near a McDonalds anyway, he decided to get a burger / fries / McNuggets with BBQ sauce. I offered bottled water, Ferrero Rocher, Dutch biscuits, shortbread swirls, and chips. We discussed […]

Banner and abuse nightmare, vocab compliments, periodic elements, and July 2011 BBT Tally

July 31, 2011

Mom and Dad got home at 11 last night, and gave me gumballs (wedding favors from Michael and Juliana’s banquet) / Nesquik chocolate milk / jalapeno cheese slices. I also got an apricot, a nectarine, two walnut pastries, and a muffin from Grandma. Good thing that she forgot about two towels! At least the parents […]

Gelatin and Worcestershire sauce / Taiwanese students are frustrating! / Steve B.

February 23, 2011

Steve buzzed me on YM to say that I needed to respond to a particular Our Place thread – oh my. Turns out it has something to do with certain diaries – HA, SO DONE! Teunis and I discussed Viking sagas (the equivalent of the Old Testament), Norse religious texts which seem like the equivalent […]

Harrison cutting hair with overhead string (dream) / TMI / Argentine Name

July 12, 2010

I had a weird dream where I was busing everywhere, and then came upon two little kids (Harrison and a little friend) who were cutting their stepsister’s hair using a taut string suspended overhead. Their mother (who looked like the mom from TROLL 2) caught them, so gave them a huge lecture. While this was […]

Cards Received, 2009

March 5, 2010

Way past time for this entry, but I didn’t realize I hadn’t done it here yet. Oops. Good thing I have time to copy and paste my draft in here before I leave to meet Eric! Valentine’s Day (1) Janina (mrshannibal): “Dear Leslie: Roses are red / Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet / And […]