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Michael Butman, Lieutenant Chance Sweat, Sheila Butt, and Adolph Gasser?!

June 11, 2019

No more r/AskWomen for me! How is “Who has trouble pooping in a public restroom, girls?” rude and “invalidation”? SO FUCKING VAGUE! Jesus Christ, some (SJW) people need to grow a thicker skin and stop getting offended over anything and everything! When you gotta go, you gotta go! No “performance anxiety” should be involved, because […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 10! / Hugs, coffee, and $5 million! / Jenipher Russ?!

May 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 10! From Julie M. and Empaths, Old Souls, and Introverts: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, “I know it’s hard. You’re going to be okay. Here’s a coffee and five million dollars.” From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Jenipher Russ?! BAD SPELLING OF JENNIFER!

Vaseline For Men / Racist Stuart and cancer / Charlene Thompson’s crazy mugshot

February 1, 2019

Heard from Jana in CANUCK NATION that RACIST Stuart has three kinds of cancer (liver / colon / something else) and is currently in Langley hospice – karma works in good ways! I went out at 2:30 on a 401 for shopping purposes. Went to London Drugs for a replacement toothbrush since I had to […]

Dr. Dimple Royalty?! / King?! / Toya?! / Jhourney-Blessings?! / Qiana?!

May 2, 2018

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Jon asked if I could come tomorrow, but I said no because I’m not feeling well. Aspirin would be a pain to keep track of in front of the kids, and what if I wanted to sleep or rage hardcore? Yeah, not happening this time! I do say yes […]

REN is not an acceptable parental term! / Allosexual people?! / Demisexuals?!

December 21, 2017

I did laundry today. From Reddit on September 7, 2017: What the fuck is a “ren,” StarsAreHellaFarAway?! I thought “parent” was a good enough term for these non-binary people! It’s NOT cute to continually make these things up! As the collapsed comment from DrowningInSpinachDip says, “Kylo Ren” would make much more sense! No, UptownFunkOfSolomon, “allosexual” […]

Beijing Subway Stops, Literally Translated! / FlamCo! / The Reaper and Shadow

November 26, 2017

In FINAL FANTASY VI, Sabin sees Shadow and his dog Interceptor outside of Gau’s father’s cabin. “The Reaper is always just a step behind me,” Shadow says. Yup, he has a 1/16 chance of running away after a random battle, saying that he’s served his purpose! My ex-friend Kaitlin saw this truck once: FlamCo! From […]

Kathy Nettles, Lepidolite Mica, a parallel tacoverse, Mr. T, Entrak Entshuldigav

October 9, 2017

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, especially since I got up at 4:40 AM after going to bed at 11:30 PM! I also showered and did laundry, now that the surprise redrum has FINALLY ended! From Not Always Working: Kathy Nettles?! Do you grow nettles in your garden? From Not Always Right: Lepidolite Mica?! In EARTHBOUND […]

KOVOT poop mug! / Amanda Tootle?! / Dayanara Ryelle?! / Reality Winner?!

August 23, 2017

Julie S. found this ceramic KOVOT poop mug on Amazon! 😀 From Not Always Right: Amanda Tootle?! Makes me think of farting! From Not Always Right: Dayanara Ryelle?! I like the assonance of her name, so this is actually a cool one! From Reddit in June 2017: Reality Winner?!

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]