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REN is not an acceptable parental term! / Allosexual people?! / Demisexuals?!

December 21, 2017

I did laundry today. From Reddit on September 7, 2017: What the fuck is a “ren,” StarsAreHellaFarAway?! I thought “parent” was a good enough term for these non-binary people! It’s NOT cute to continually make these things up! As the collapsed comment from DrowningInSpinachDip says, “Kylo Ren” would make much more sense! No, UptownFunkOfSolomon, “allosexual” […]

Beijing Subway Stops, Literally Translated! / FlamCo! / The Reaper and Shadow

November 26, 2017

In FINAL FANTASY VI, Sabin sees Shadow and his dog Interceptor outside of Gau’s father’s cabin. “The Reaper is always just a step behind me,” Shadow says. Yup, he has a 1/16 chance of running away after a random battle, saying that he’s served his purpose! My ex-friend Kaitlin saw this truck once: FlamCo! From […]

KOVOT poop mug! / Amanda Tootle?! / Dayanara Ryelle?! / Reality Winner?!

August 23, 2017

Julie S. found this ceramic KOVOT poop mug on Amazon! 😀 From Not Always Right: Amanda Tootle?! Makes me think of farting! From Not Always Right: Dayanara Ryelle?! I like the assonance of her name, so this is actually a cool one! From Reddit in June 2017: Reality Winner?!

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

The Apron Test / Thanksgiving / Takeout Food

December 1, 2016

You Are a Traditional Cook You are a big fan of keeping culinary traditions alive – whether they are cultural, familial, or totally original. You are more likely than other cooks to make things from scratch. You believe anything worth cooking is worth cooking right. While you love a good traditional meal, you are never […]

Lamp, paper, suicide bomb, Quran, hammer, Harry Potter / Zombie Survival Team!

July 25, 2016

I went to London Drugs at 5:05 on a 401 to get two on-sale black Rubbermaid 68L containers as a replacement for the big box and the blue 68L Sterilite container that Mike had seen from August 28, 2014 onwards till Dec. 30, 2014. Then I got home on a 407 at 5:55 – those […]

Thanks for the poop! / Death by Tim Tams! / Nintendo cartridge age test

July 14, 2016

From Julie: Here’s a happy and clean toilet saying, “Thanks for the poop!” From Janina: Death by Tim Tams! From Marilynn: Nintendo cartridge age test! Hit SHARE if you know the connection between a squirrel or a wolf blowing air, and a SUPER MARIO WORLD cartridge!

Ellen Fapper being against masturbation! / Dragons in the glass and FB stickers!

May 1, 2016

Ellen Fapper is a Christian against masturbation?! Holy shit! There’s a dragon in the glass! Facebook stickers: Riding a dragon! Enlarged version of the above Facebook sticker: It’s a girl paddling a dragon canoe!

Another TrollXChromosomes ban?! / “Don’t Enter” means “DO NOT ENTER!”

August 23, 2015

I got up today to another Reddit message saying that SOMEBODY had (temporarily) banned me from TrollXChromosomes [March 17, 2014] for a week. Hey, sometimes being judgmental IS needed, especially when it comes to certain people’s morals when they have sex with married men! Yes, I’m talking about PineappleFields4Evr. So, whatever! Cop at Onett police […]