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2019 Birthday Photos and Pictures!

September 21, 2019

2019 Birthday Photos and Pictures! THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. From Nita: A Sugar Sugar girl topper on a black and red birthday cake! From Nita: She and I are old enough to know better, and young enough to still do it. Wine bottles and flowers! From Nita: A year older and […]

Birthday Wishes in 2019!

September 20, 2019

Birthday Wishes in 2019! Chargrilled Salmon and Seafood trio for my 2019 family birthday dinner: Wild Pacific Sockeye salmon topped with shrimp, scallops, and clams in a creamy rose sauce with arugula and Campari tomatoes. Served over jasmine rice with broccolini. Captain Morgan spiced pumpkin milkshake for my 2019 family birthday dinner! Gmail Chat: Mike […]

Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]

A poop emoji mousepad! / Sudden explosive diarrhea! / Flushing Frenzy game!

September 3, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, […]

Labor Day summer fun pressure! / Princehoward Barbecue Yee?! / Grill Vogel?!

September 2, 2019

I shut up an insulting “lady” on Reddit by mentioning actual violent death like throat-slashing, dismemberment, and stabbing. If she thinks plane crashes and a divorce are violent, and that I’m racist simply for bringing up Mexican jails…. how does a conversation about not liking mushiness on FaceTime IN PUBLIC (at the airport boarding area) […]

Labor Day failures! / Dr. Trent Artichoker, Brookelyn Farthing, Critley King?!

September 1, 2019

Today’s date is a palindrome: 9/1/19! I went out shopping at 5:05 on a 407 at London Drugs. I got more 48 chewable Pepto-Bismol tablets, 400 Mead index cards, two GOODY toothbrush holders, and NEW on-sale Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars before coming home at 5:55 on another 407. NEW Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars! […]

C’Bo Flemister is a football player?! / Kyle Twomey is a baseball player?!

August 30, 2019

I left at 4:30 to meet Rishu at 5 at Touchstone, then went to the public market for some dinner while I was out anyway: Eggplant (ew), fried noodles, cauliflower, bamboo shoots, broccoli, carrots, and pork! Met up with Nick from Discord, which was fine – boy, is he open about some things, though! Talked […]

DON’T ARGUE! / Towels / Drunk people / Buldak Topokki / Venis Goodman is a GUY?!

August 27, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4:20 on a 407 to have dinner with Jon and the family at Don’t Argue pizzeria, AKA Louie’s parents’ place, which is closing down on Friday. (that’s NOT easily Googleable, Jon!) I was so early to Marine Drive that I killed time at the usual place by […]

Banana Wong is a real name?! WHAT THE HECK?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! I found some girl apparently named BANANA WONG on Facebook – mutual friends include Andrea, Justin C., Kenneth, Nathan, Sean C., and Trudy. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reminds me of the time I met someone almost named Banana Brown on Facebook while playing Scrabble, hahaha. It’s also coincidental that it is National BANANA SPLIT […]

Vinay PimplĂ© as Pim-PLAY?! / Gable Tostee and Warriena Wright?! Toasties?

August 20, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 11:10 on a 414 to see Sue, the housing manager at CHIMO. I saw a guy clapping his hands like a seal and slapping his knees on the shuttle bus, but he wasn’t wearing any headphones that I could see. What the heck?! Since I was going to […]