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Rhuheem, Laquita, Bentlee, Venus, Kyrstin, Isiah, Sahar, Aziz, and AJ Kant?!

May 18, 2019

I did laundry today. From Julie: Rhuheem?! It is RAHIM, not Rhuheem! Gross! From Julie: Laquita?! From Julie: Bentlee?! From Julie: Venus?! I once knew someone named Venus Leung at VCEFC… then there is the minor EARTHBOUND character, the Fourside singer! From Julie: Kyrstin?! BAD SPELLING of Kristin or Kirsten?! From Julie: Michael is fine […]

A Poo T-shirt, Four Loko cocoa and Xanax marshmallows, Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck

May 12, 2019

Bacon, omelets, sausages, coffee, ketchup, English muffins, and sriracha sauce for a brunch before we made it to Steveston so Dylan could bike around and the kids could play in the park. I found a library book at Steveston which is so me! MOONBEAMS, DUMPLINGS, AND DRAGON BOATS! Later, we had Popsicles and chips while […]

Swastika, Ontario?! / White Ness T-shirt #1 / Destoni?! / Heather Hearing?!

May 8, 2019

I went in for surgery on my other eye today when Barry picked me up at 9:20. I’m glad that Brian showed up in time to give me a ride home at 2:30. He was perfectly fine, asking me eight times whether I was okay, how I was feeling, whether I needed a drink or […]

A dragon totem baking mold, DRAGON BALL Z toy with dragonballs, blue dragon

May 6, 2019

I had to call the eye clinic today at 10:30 to get an eye surgery time so I can actually make some fucking plans! After the SECOND “busy office hours” automated message at 11:25, I left them a polite message. Megan finally called me back at 11:55 – I’m supposed to get to Mount St. […]

Dorcas! / Jaccarra, Montavius, Bianka, Kimbellah, Kendralyn, and Reyna Magana?!

May 5, 2019

Dorcas Lee unfriended me yesterday on her birthday – okay, then! I also flipped someone off at 8:30 AM since she was making a left turn on MY green light when I was halfway into the crosswalk already! She had a huge SUV! From Julie: Jaccarra?! From Julie: Montavius?! From Julie: Bianka?! BAD SPELLING of […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! / Jossie Merrifield is pronounced as JOSIE?!

May 4, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! Finally used the pharmacy building’s wi-fi to download Google Hangouts to keep in touch with the lovable Pothead Mike. Would have done it last night, but it’s much less sketchy at 11:30 AM instead of 11:30 PM. From Youtube and TWISTED SISTERS: Jossie Merrifield, pronounced as JOSIE?!

No Troy?! / Jaszmyne, D’Quion as Day-Quan, Desirae, Tee?! / Dave Assman?!

April 16, 2019

Troy unfriended me from Facebook again – okay, then! From Julie: Jaszmyne?! BAD SPELLING! Just pick S or Z, not both at once! Makes it harder to spell, really. From Julie: D’Quion?! It is pronounced DAY-QUAN for some reason. I would have gone with DE-KEON or something. From Julie: Desirae?! What was wrong with Desiree?! […]

NO MORE ASHA NOODLES! / Peeps coffee creamer and Peeps cereal?! / Jersey Ip?!

April 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning ALL Asha noodles from my apartment because they’re way too mushy when cooked properly, and they are NOT spicy as advertised! Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo! From Cuya’s Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?! From Cuya’s Discord server: […]

Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]

Alesha MacPhail?! ALE SHAH?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

April 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Last session for April, oh boy! A bunch of us are going to wander around Main as well. Gotta get ready to meet Paulo at Starbucks! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Alesha MacPhail?! Makes me want to pronounce it ALE-SHAH, not […]