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Necrophilia, Tom Yum seafood soup, toothpaste, toothbrushes, Samjin pretzels

June 21, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. After I had COFFEE TIME / BLACK TEA TIME, Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought store brand potato and cheese perogies, on-sale Excel White gum x3, perogies, bananas, NEW on-sale Samjin pretzels x5 (Tomato Ketchup / Spicy […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Sparing just $2! / Fuck vegetables! / Fawzi Mahmud?! / Mutemwiya Alexandrovna?!

June 19, 2017

At 7:45 tonight, I found that I could tag non-friends in Facebook photos again – YAY! That’s how it should be, dammit! Thank goodness it didn’t last two weeks, as I had a lot of photos to tag! From Janina: Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a nine-year-old boy living in Namibia. He has […]

IMMORTAL IMAGE?! / Knashawn Hardy?! / Andy Friese?! / Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala?!

June 19, 2017

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It’s slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don’t have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn’t tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH! Newest Reddit record […]

Anisha Cooper, Treat Williams, Brandice Nelson, Saint-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha! in Quebec

June 17, 2017

I got up at 5:45 AM – UGH! COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Teunis emailed me back to wonder about the nearby mall’s hours – maybe he means Richmond Centre, I don’t know. He’s also one of those weird people who refers to his wife as his partner, but I can deal with that. I found […]

Porky’s stinky poop, Chatoyer T’heed Huggins, Diamando May, Peter Pop Bumper

June 15, 2017

Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear finally make it to the Scarabi desert in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. By this grove of palm trees, Porky’s stink still hangs in the air… you can see his poop pellets! EW! From Not Always Working: Chatoyer T’heed Huggins?! Reminds me of Huggies diapers, hahaha! From […]

Douglas Duncan robs Dunkin’ Donuts?! / Gorilla Jasper! / Sixi roasted husband!

June 11, 2017

From AMERICA’S DUMBEST CRIMINALS: A guy named Douglas Duncan robbed Dunkin’ Donuts?! Bonus: His accomplice was named Howard Johnson! From Janina: This gorilla is saying, “HUBERT! JASPER! I am not paying this man to take pictures of you two fooling around! Now sit still and behave!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Sixi […]

You’d best be frozen! / Charles Srstka, Khasha Sky, Jacquelynne Bird, Ash Warden

June 10, 2017

Some flavor text in FINAL FANTASY VI: “You’d best be frozen!” as part of a Cold Dust attack. From Not Always Working: Charles Srstka?! His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! 😀 From Not Always Right: Khasha Sky?! Reminds me of Kashi cereal… From Not Always Right: Jacquelynne Bird?! That’s a very interesting […]

Laren Dowling, Ledge Ratcliffe, Leiko Burningbear, Linda Spitsyna, Luna Stone

June 10, 2017

I had to go out at 12:10 to the London Drugs at Broadway Station AGAIN to make sure I got the on-sale wasabi Pringles chips this time, along with $2 Efruti Fruit Juice Gummies in Berries (Raspberries and Blackberries) and Raspberries flavors. Getting there was fine, as I did that in 20 minutes thanks to […]

Sunny Green, Mirjan Bouma, Stephenie Labovitz, Mike Sartoris, Slava Fidel

June 7, 2017

From Not Always Working: Sunny Green?! From Not Always Right: Mirjan Bouma?! From Not Always Right: Stephenie Labovitz?! Didn’t her parents know how to spell STEPHANIE?! From Not Always Right: Mike Sartoris?! So is he a sartorial person? From Not Always Right: Slava Fidel?!