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Arvell, Krisma as Charisma, negative days, Mistie making a sex tape with her son

March 27, 2020

MR. BELVEDERE episodes! I called Hester briefly at 11:45 to ask about the proper procedure for laundry tokens. Apparently, I have to use the third-floor machines now with my stash of quarters and loonies – good thing I kept them, even though one machine on the second floor seems to be permanently out of service! […]

Black fire dragon in Facebook Messenger! / Gothic black dragon wall stickers!

March 26, 2020

I went out at 6:20 for more grocery shopping at Price Smart and London Drugs: Western Family baked beans x4 (tomato sauce / maple syrup / pork and tomato sauce / pork and molasses), Heinz baked beans with chili spice, Heinz Spaghetti, Kraft Dinner x2 for macaroni and cheese (Extra Creamy and Underwater Shapes), Old […]

Banana bread, animals, and pompano! / Rannita Williams and Johnathan Robinson?!

March 19, 2020

Ayler called me at 6:15, wanting to know if I had gotten coronavirus yet. Not yet, and they haven’t either! They made banana bread yesterday, and had fish and chips for dinner today. Beckett ate only the sides of the fish, but Ayler says he himself can eat one pompano – hahaha, sounds good! He […]

Cordia, bear hugs vs. bare hugs, a grammar sheriff, ever-vigilant Spelling Nazis

March 4, 2020

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today… MY FAVORITE! Aimee Vanderkarr tried adding one of my alteregos – DENIED! I had a dream where the London Drugs was being changed into a Shoppers Drug Mart, complete with fences blocking off our access. Beckett came up to me and said, “Beckett comes here every day to eat junk […]

May Chan, a dehumanizing used condom board, Walker’s Oat Crackers, Jimbo leaving

March 1, 2020

Jimbo / Nate LEFT the SuperFriends Discord server – WHAT THE FUCK?! I went shopping at 2:05 on a 407 for on-sale NEW limited-edition pink packaging SpongeTowels paper towels, NEW London Naturals plant-based citrus detergent, Colgate MaxFresh toothpaste x2 (Clean Mint green / Cool Mint blue), Scrub Daddy, and on-sale Walkers Shortbread Highland Oat Crackers […]

More dragon hoards, bad names, and puns! Alaina?! Nakia?! Facebook Jail?

February 26, 2020

Time for one of my occasional image dump posts! From Youtube: Gloria and David Marmolejo?! Reminds me of marmots and marmalade! From Youtube: Allaina Taylor, Kaylee Whetzel, Nakia Keller (who is a white guy and surprisingly not a black woman), and Lorie Ann Keller?! BAD SPELLING of Lori, Kaili, and Alana! Nakia also reminds me […]

Dynel Lane attacked a pregnant woman, then got sentenced to 100 years in prison!

February 23, 2020

From Youtube: Dynel Lane?!

Rebel Snodgrass?! / Diehl Burgar, Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vance?!

February 21, 2020

Rebel Snodgrass?! From John’s True Crime Group: Diehl Burgar?! Reminds me of Dave Diehl, Pathways, and hamburgers! From Reddit: Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vence?!

Lizzie Borden hacker, common women’s interests, Milk2Go chocolate strawberry

February 21, 2020

There was a 15-second fire alarm inspection today at 1:25. I told Hester’s husband Ni that he needs to give people time to get to the fucking door since knocking constantly isn’t going to HELP – it’ll just make people feel RUSHED! I’m also DISABLED, so giving me a bit of extra time isn’t going […]

Egypt, Effort, Kunkletown, Aquashicola, and Little Gap?! / Third Reddit silver!

February 20, 2020

I discovered that Jason Oboril unfriended me on Facebook – whatever! Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map at a Pennsylvania visitor centre: Egypt, Effort, Kunkletown (hahaha), Aquashicola (hahaha), and Little Gap?! I got my third Reddit silver on January 24, 2020 for telling Vinnie9911 that he’s the asshole for posting a huge […]