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Caroling with Yoda! / Holding the door and thanks! / Canucks Nativity scene!

December 17, 2017

From Julie: Nobody liked caroling with Yoda! “A merry Christmas we wish you… a merry Christmas we wish you…” From Eve and Buzzfeed Canada: If the same person holds two consecutive doors for you, is it common courtesy to say “thank you” both times? This is the most Canadian discussion I’ve ever seen on the […]

Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

A magical poop-stealing water chair! / A shit poop rainbow! / Holy Poop!

December 15, 2017

Auntie Bessy added me on Facebook, haha. Nice! I also got a Christmas photo card in the mail from Steph, Lisa, Fraser, and Henry – AWESOME! From Jazmin and I’m Not Right in the Head.com: This magical poop-stealing water chair only works if you hold the handle down at least three seconds. Please remember to […]

Chanukah and Hanukkah are both valid spellings! / Concern is not rape culture!

December 13, 2017

kFrom the Shoppers Drug Facebook wall on Nov. 6, 2017: Hanukkah and Chanukah are both valid spellings of that holiday, and I learned that in elementary school at least 30 years ago! From Reddit on Nov. 17, 2017: Having guys concerned about your safety on a (solo) backpacking trip is not perpetuating rape culture! Come […]

Prince Frank Tsetse, Elizabeth Peachey, Bryanna Davis Williams, Okwy Ada

December 11, 2017

Prince “Frank” Tsetse?! From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?! From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone’s parents very obviously wanted a boy… From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me […]

No haters with love glasses! / Weird eyes on a doll / Santa and dictionaries!

December 9, 2017

The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight, and lost 4-2 after leading to start the third period. First time they’ve done that all season, surprisingly… From Julie: Can’t see the haters when I’ve got my love glasses on! CUTE GUINEA PIG! How do you FAIL at putting this eye on a toy doll when there’s […]

Getting my shit together, my ass blowing kisses, sparkly rainbow poop emoji

December 9, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me today to remind me about my dentist appointment on Tuesday. I’m good if it doesn’t snow or do anything else fucky or funky! The weather forecast seems promising in that regard, though. From Wesley and Sticklo: Jack’s poop collection from June 2 on a table! Jack: “Whew, finally finished!” Girlfriend: […]

56 hours and 30 minutes for the ETERNAL CRYSTALS hack! / Kayci A. Harris?!

December 8, 2017

Shiv let me know on Discord that he got my Christmas card and postcards, and he even said that the postcards were lovely. So much better than a certain other person, although I don’t expect much out of him nowadays. It took me 56 hours and 30 minutes BEFORE battling Kefka as the Dark Cloud […]

Mercy isn’t a GUY name! / Yak isn’t a HUMAN name! / Rachel Wiener?! PENIS FOOD!

December 7, 2017

Two surprises tonight before my shower: Geoff said he’d be “in town” (Tsawwassen Mills) on the 23rd (a Saturday), and Kathy would probably be there. Depending on the weather, I’m probably in for that! Also, Eric Ho tried calling me (but couldn’t get through because the hockey game was on), and then emailed me with […]

Kimberlie Goodnough, Jaquana Taddy Druzba, Kenya Starflight, Cathina Haynes

December 7, 2017

I went out at 2:30 on a 401 in the fog to London Drugs, and misread “Ovation chocolate” as “ovarian cancer,” which is really NOT sold in stores! Finally mailed Sheryll’s card, and got Sunkist Vitamin C which expires in March 2020 / on-sale All-Bran Buds which expire in September 2018 / VSC Belgian chocolate […]