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Dayshaun, Dorethea, Ebony for a black person, and De Chanel?! / Nobody cares!

July 15, 2018

Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted! Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY! From Julie: Dayshaun?! From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not! From Julie: De Chanel?! […]

Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?!

Obra S. Kernodle IV?! / Obi-Wan is NOT Jesus sharing! / Shontay and Dayshia?!

July 8, 2018

I showered today. Obra S. Kernodle IV?! Obi-Wan Kenobi is NOT Jesus! FAIL! From Julie: Shontay and Dayshia?!

Farting isn’t contagious! / Keerstyn Taafe?! / Keaundra?! / Nica?!

July 7, 2018

Pooping at the library, aw yeah! From Andrew M.: It’s a good thing farting isn’t contagious like yawning is. That would be terrible for everybody. Kelli E. has a Facebook friend named Keerstyn Taafe?! BAD SPELLING of Kirsten or Kirstin! From Julie: Keaundra?! From Julie: Nica?!

Monitor woes, again!

July 6, 2018

When I got up today at 7:15 AM, I found that my computer wouldn’t go off Hibernate Mode for some reason – I even did a hard reboot of the thing! Then I thought it was possibly the monitor going screwy AGAIN like it did in late April. I went back to bed to rest […]

Maverik Buffo?! / Waylynn Lucas?! / A Buddhist Jack Wang! / Aleaiah?! / Ajja?!

July 5, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. Maverik Buffo?! From Julie and CAKE WARS: Waylynn Lucas?! From Julie: Hey, here’s a Jack Wang who is the vice-president of a Buddhist group! My brother and white Eric used to know a swimming classmate named Jack Wang. From Julie: Aleaiah?! Such a bad spelling of Alia! From Julie: […]

Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?!

Forbes Thor Kiddo?! / Jaiyce?! / Delaunte?! / Pebbles Rodriguez?!

July 2, 2018

Forbes Thor Kiddo?! From Julie: Jaiyce?! From Julie: Delaunte?! It reminds her of Del Monte fruit, which I can definitely see! Reminds me of Del Amitri! From Crime Chronicles: Pebbles Rodriguez is a survivor of Tony Alamo Christian Ministries?! Like Fred and Wilma Flintstone’s daughter Pebbles?!

Barilla Ready Pasta, ice cream, Sidekicks, and noodles!

June 27, 2018

Barry picked me up at 11:50 after COFFEE TIME, and I bought on-sale Knorr Sidekicks x6 (Mexican Rice / Creamy Bacon Carbonara / Country Mushroom rice / Garlic Butter with Lemon / Homestyle Cheddar / Creamy Chicken Fusilli), Vedan tea noodles, Koka spicy black pepper noodles, on-sale Arm and Hammer 50-load laundry detergent, Earth’s Own […]

Genuine Potts?! / Nando Eggenberger?! / Fabian Eggenberger?! / Toriana?!

June 25, 2018

Genuine Potts?! From r/canucks: Nando Eggenberger?! From r/canucks: Fabian Eggenberger is Nando Eggenberger’s second cousin?! From Julie: Toriana?!