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Arvell, Krisma as Charisma, negative days, Mistie making a sex tape with her son

March 27, 2020

MR. BELVEDERE episodes! I called Hester briefly at 11:45 to ask about the proper procedure for laundry tokens. Apparently, I have to use the third-floor machines now with my stash of quarters and loonies – good thing I kept them, even though one machine on the second floor seems to be permanently out of service! […]

Mistaking kindness for weakness, unsolved murder article, Billie’s 2011 birthday

March 23, 2020

Eric M. says he has a spare 500-watt power supply if needed – PHEW! However, that doesn’t explain the keyboard and mouse freezing! From James: This purple dinosaur (Barney?) is mistaking this rhinoceros’s kindness for weakness. From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: I’m going to cut out a bunch of newspaper […]

Fuzzy blue toilet seat cover and 2002 memories! / Coronavirus? NO SHITTING!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! 😀 From Julie and 22 Words: Lord, no! Hey, we all love a comfortable toilet seat, so the idea of using a toilet cover shouldn’t be so shocking. But this… this is an affront to all that is good in the world. If that’s a fuzzy blue toilet seat cover, I […]

Cordia, bear hugs vs. bare hugs, a grammar sheriff, ever-vigilant Spelling Nazis

March 4, 2020

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today… MY FAVORITE! Aimee Vanderkarr tried adding one of my alteregos – DENIED! I had a dream where the London Drugs was being changed into a Shoppers Drug Mart, complete with fences blocking off our access. Beckett came up to me and said, “Beckett comes here every day to eat junk […]

May Chan, a dehumanizing used condom board, Walker’s Oat Crackers, Jimbo leaving

March 1, 2020

Jimbo / Nate LEFT the SuperFriends Discord server – WHAT THE FUCK?! I went shopping at 2:05 on a 407 for on-sale NEW limited-edition pink packaging SpongeTowels paper towels, NEW London Naturals plant-based citrus detergent, Colgate MaxFresh toothpaste x2 (Clean Mint green / Cool Mint blue), Scrub Daddy, and on-sale Walkers Shortbread Highland Oat Crackers […]

Stories, falling asleep, miso soup, Leap Year Day issues! / Weird Owl Yankovic!

February 18, 2020

Leap Year Day issues! February 29! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 to help with the kids… of course I just missed a 401! I still got to the station in enough time to kill time at both T and T (premium Shin Ramyun Black noodles, Palmolive Oxy Power Degreaser […]

The Glory Hole Church?! Knobs and Knockers?! / Noushi?! SUSHI IS VERY YUMMY!

February 16, 2020

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Ducks today at 2, and lost 5-1, relinquishing first place in the Pacific Division. NOT A GOOD END TO SEDIN WEEK! From Julie and Anorak UK: The Glory Hole Church?! Knobs and Knockers?! From Julie and a game show called COMMON KNOWLEDGE: Noushi?! Reminds me of sushi – yummy!

Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

February 9, 2020

From RobotRosa: “Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate.” WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

In love, delicates, strawberry chiffon, Chinese mushrooms, insurance, pork blood

February 7, 2020

Hester’s husband Ni interrupted me at 1:20 today to investigate my lamp fixture / light bulb cover note. “No safety concern” and “that’s the one that came with the building?” and “I have to think”! AIYA! I also had to be an adult (again) since Auntie Vonnie texted me a couple days ago to say […]

Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]