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Te Puke, New Zealand?! / Muhlaysia Booker?! MALAYSIA! / Chanel Scurlock?!

November 6, 2019

Swanson’s garlic shrimp pasta for lunch today! Broccoli, carrots, corn, and peas! Te Puke, New Zealand?! (pronounced as Te Poo-Keh) From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Muhlaysia Booker?! BAD SPELLING OF MALAYSIA! From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Chanel Scurlock?! That’s a PERFUME!

Å, Norway?! / Mendolssohn Uy?! MUSIC! / Esenam Loveopuko?! What the heck?!

November 2, 2019

The Canucks played San Jose tonight at 7, and won 5-2 with Demko in net after a 4-0 lead! Å, Norway?! Mendelssohn Uy?! Someone’s parents REALLY liked Felix Mendelssohn and classical music… From a Livejournal Facebook group member request: Esenam Loveopuko?! So, you love to puke?! Also, she describes herself as a HE and HIM, […]

69 days till 2020! / Blink-182! All the small things! / 11 Peek Freans biscuits!

October 24, 2019

From the r/hockey Discord server: There are 69 days from October 24, 2019 to January 1, 2020! From Julie: Say it ain’t so, I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me home. Na na na na na…. Blink-182’s ALL THE SMALL THINGS! Peek Freans Lifestyle Cranberry Citrus Oat Crunch biscuits! Peek Freans Family […]

Poo emoji, Polaroid toilet paper holder, inflatable giant poop, poop emoji pouch

October 20, 2019

New poo emoji icon! New poo emoji icon, enlarged! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Polaroid toilet paper holder! From Julie M. and Wish: Halloween inflatable giant poop! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji pouch!

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! / Cat on toilet

October 16, 2019

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! From JP: A cat sitting in the toilet with a roll of toilet paper, giving you a WTF look!

English teacher party games! IT’S and ITS via blindfold! / I can hear Lil Jon!

October 12, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: Do not buy Tim Horton’s canned soups anymore. The can tab breaks off way too easily! There might be an impending transit strike like there was in summer 2001 for four months?! YIKES! I showered and did laundry today before I took an impromptu nap. NO MELATONIN TONIGHT! The Canucks played Philadelphia tonight […]

Old-timey doctors, not making up lies about me, YMCA and the Village People

September 30, 2019

From Julie M. and Laugh or Leave: Being an old-timey doctor would rule. You’d be just drunk as hell, giving advice like: “Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.” From Julie M. and Lmao Mommy: If I’m ever murdered or kidnapped, please don’t make up lies about me. I […]

Corno Pronk?! / Justice, Credence, Trinity, Epiphany, Ardor, and Solace?!

September 29, 2019

It’s International Coffee Day today! 😀 Corno Pronk?! From Holiday_Wishes in November 2006: Rosebunch named her kids Justice (10-year-old boy), Credence (9-year-old boy), Trinity (4-year-old girl), Epiphany (3-year-old girl), Ardor (1.5-year old girl), and Solace (6-month-old girl) … WTF?

2019 Birthday Photos and Pictures!

September 21, 2019

2019 Birthday Photos and Pictures! THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. From Nita: A Sugar Sugar girl topper on a black and red birthday cake! From Nita: She and I are old enough to know better, and young enough to still do it. Wine bottles and flowers! From Nita: A year older and […]

Sharky Laguna, Raven, Javante, Dre, Zaevion, Takara, Brittani, Paris, and Red?!

September 12, 2019

After LAUNDRY TIME (with the elevator STILL out of service…) and COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:15 for my Invisalign appointment, barely managing to get there on time thanks to a wheelchair JUST making me miss a Brighouse train at 12:35. (they’re definitely entitled to use the elevators and trains – I might have made […]