Archive for the ‘janis’ Category

Kenyadda Patterson?! / Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! / Dr. JONICE Webb?!

March 12, 2020

The NHL also suspended their season this morning because of the coronavirus. From Youtube: Kenyadda Marie Patterson?! The nickname is KEN, which is a GUY name, and Yada yada yada?! From Julie M. and the Daily Mail: Busy Philipps named her kids Birdie and Cricket?! From Reddit and r/raisedbynarcissists: Dr. JONICE Webb?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

What I gave for Christmas 2014

January 2, 2015

What I gave for Christmas 2014 * lots of cards and stuff for my real-life (ex-)friends! (Christmas card for Claire G. and Marek P. / half-price 400g Turtles chocolates and a Christmas card [Eric H.] / half-price 400g Turtles chocolates and a romantic Turnkowsky Christmas card [Michael G.] / a beautiful Turnkowsky Christmas card and […]

Nando’s Chicken, Marble Slab Creamery, pomegranate, and BS!

March 15, 2011

Steph and Lisa picked me up to go to Nando’s Chicken at 6, and of course I chose the extra peri-peri sauce! We talked about personal stuff, Haiti, Harmony, Purdy’s in Richmond Centre (I didn’t go to Kingsway!) selling peanut butter eggs, English grammar / words, the giant Lenin head, SLB, cards, Harmony, being classy, […]

Strawberry beer, HARRY VAGG, and break-ins… happy 61st birthday, Dad!

July 22, 2010

I got out of the house in time to take the bus to the Canada Line, but JUST missed a train – as in, it pulled out of the station when I got to the platform. Good thing I had reading material! Then I managed to get a 9 bus to Lin’s, but I was […]

32 high-scoring words in the past 24 hours! / Jeeps

July 4, 2010

Interesting rack of the night: RUNEASY, against Ina H. [read this as “run easy”] High-scoring words of the night: SNOOZY (260 points) – against Janice C. [4W, 3W, hook off PIT for a plural] ROBES (160 points; two 4W), TANGY (110 points; 2W, 5W) – against Louise G. MOVE (155 points) – against Millie F. […]

My Suicide

January 19, 2010

Note: What Kind of (One Piece) Pirate Are You Memegen, by nobiscuits. Your Suicide by jannamaxwell Username? Age? Date of suicide: December 10, 2014 How you will kill yourself: A good, old-fashioned hanging. What your suicide note will say: Goodbye, cruel world! Who will find the body: A starving dog. Trivia fact for Tuesday, Jan. […]

Neptune redux, unexpected $100, and mini boob pastilles

October 13, 2009

Got to the townhouse in plenty of time to go out later, although I had to ring the doorbell three times before I got an answer! Yee Poh unexpectedly gave me a $100 bill to “buy fruit” (literal translation) – wow, that was definitely cool! Grandma just wondered why I hadn’t gotten there sooner… well, […]

Season 7 Finale – Olivia FINALLY gets what she deserves!

May 18, 2009

Previously on 24… We went back in time as Jack secured the bioweapon and detonated it inside an airtight container. Kim was targeted by terrorists and used as leverage against Jack, a member of the First Family threatened to bring down the President after getting involved in a scandal, and Chloe was really nasty to […]

The Most Unpopular Names (Social Security Administration)

May 14, 2009

This is from What Not to Name Your Baby by Joe Borgenicht. The argument could be made that there are technically more unpopular names than these, but this is about as bad as it gets. They’re listed from most unpopular to most popular, but according to the Social Security Administration, they are the top ten […]