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Uber drugs in the Tycoon Meteor, Carwen Joanna, walking through poison plants

February 9, 2018

After the Wind Shrine cutscene where all the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party members are imbued with the powers / jobs / abilities of all the elemental crystals, Galuf has this to say: “When we get back to Tycoon, I’ll show you all the uber drugs I found in the meteor!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and […]

Chewin’ McGregor / Barrier, Mr. Z, unpitied fools, and unchallenged jibba-jabba!

January 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! I finally got a Christmas card from Kitty (bornwitch) in the mail today, so that was good! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and finally won a game in 2018…. JAKE INTO THE EMPTY NET FOR A 5-2 WIN! I plan to shower later, too. Julie wanted to share an 8Memes video […]

Shimmy Zmizz: You dig? / Chimeras that don’t EACH much?! / Melyssa Ford?!

January 7, 2018

Lucas and Boney meet the DCMC in the Club Tittiboo attic after going through the dungeon in Chapter 4. OJ, Magic, Shimmy Zmizz, and Baccio are saying goodbye to an amnesiac Lucky / Duster before he rejoins the MOTHER 3 party. Shimmy Zmizz says, “Don’t go forgetting the time you spent with us now. You […]

The Floater and the Airship in the Ryukahn Desert / Rat Tail / Warp Cube colors!

December 29, 2017

I got a Christmas card with a star on it, plus Christmas penguin / Santa hat stickers from Christy C. (snoopdawg) in the mail today. Then after looking at the weather forecast at 1:15, I called Chrystal at work to hopefully make plans for next week. We’ll meet next Friday at the Broadway London Drugs […]

Surgate Ghetto: Joys of Cooking with Soylent Green, Tzepish, Jack the Ripper!

December 10, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Surgate Ghetto. The soldiers ask them who they are. “Galuf Halm Baldesion. I believe you have six warrants for my arrest.” Apparently, criminals are treated like royalty there, but they still hate Jews like Faris! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library […]

56 hours and 30 minutes for the ETERNAL CRYSTALS hack! / Kayci A. Harris?!

December 8, 2017

Shiv let me know on Discord that he got my Christmas card and postcards, and he even said that the postcards were lovely. So much better than a certain other person, although I don’t expect much out of him nowadays. It took me 56 hours and 30 minutes BEFORE battling Kefka as the Dark Cloud […]

666 gil for defeating a Water Buzz enemy! / Cooming soon?! / Seniors citizens?!

November 28, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 5-2. In FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, the party gets 666 gil for defeating three Water Buzz enemies near the Big Bridge and Tzepish’s Castle. Julie M. saw this commercial for Little Apple Market in Allentown, PA. COOMING SOON?! In the same Little Apple […]

This green button opens up an important path! / Have faith in your badass self!

November 4, 2017

Sean Slaney from Ferris and Palmer found me on Facebook – probably from Lisa B. – and added me. We also briefly chatted on FB messenger, which is nice. No, I never went to Burnett for regular school, but probably for Chinese School 30 years ago! John Powell asked if I wanted to meet him […]

Frankenstein dancing! / Severed human head! / Charmin pumpkin spice toilet paper

October 29, 2017

From Julie: Frankenstein dancing! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Dr. Archie Carr’s Cave, and comes across these treasure chests. Bartz says, “There’s a severed human head inside! Should we take it?” Yes or no? OF COURSE WE SHOULD! From Vanessa and For Shits and Giggles: Charmin Pumpkin Spice toilet paper! For […]

Zombie King Alexander Tycoon! / Fawcet Bess?! / Spurgeon Elliot Seewald?!

October 27, 2017

My headache was gone when I got up this morning – yay! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris complete the Wind Shrine in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They go upstairs to find the shattered Wind Crystal and Lenna’s father, King Tycoon. Galuf says, “IT’S ZOMBIE KING TYCOON!” King Tycoon says, “I am afraid the bearded one […]