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Entry not being permitted, game chronology, events following a certain order

August 14, 2017

Since I got up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! I later showered and did laundry. “You Should Wear Brown Sunglasses” You are very down to earth, and your fashion choices are very classic. You don’t mind paying more for quality pieces. You are smart and savvy. You wear sunglasses not only to complete […]

Talton English, Khristy Monigold, the Queen’s Diary in the Ancient Castle

August 14, 2017

Today is Left-Handers Day! I had to deal with a lot of online drama this morning, which involved some rude and condescending Penguins fan named Jennifer who thought that she had an IQ of 169, and that my “attitude problem” could be solved by talking to her. I don’t THINK so! Thank goodness Helen Y. […]

Goblins and serious pizza, Hotel Onett price gibberish, static inside a house

August 8, 2017

Goblin to Colin, Xeria, and Madam Hex in COLINBOUND 1’s Monkey Caves: “Get the fuck out of my face if you’re not going to give me any pizza!” The HALLOW’S END party (Sally, Clyde, and Craig) stay overnight at the Hotel Onett after defeating everything at the Giant Step sanctuary location. There’s already some gibberish […]

Nicolas Cage birthday wishes x2, Cyan Garamonde as a Paladin, Amanda Panda Budd

August 7, 2017

I’m going to take a shower soon – I feel really dirty for some reason! Nicolas Cage: Today is your birthday! Have a Nicolas Cage birthday party! After the Doma Castle dungeon in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Cyan’s darkness in his soul has been erased. His sprite is now Cecil Harvey as a […]

Soldier Biggs as Umaro the Yeti, Lieutenant Biggs reporting, two shopping carts

August 5, 2017

I had to take out ANOTHER dead mouse on a glue trap last night at 10 PM – UGH! Yes, I definitely had to have some whiskey after that! It’s Air Conditioning Day and WORLD OYSTER DAY today, so of course I definitely had to have my two pounds of Fanny Bay raw oysters! 😀 […]

The book of marmalade, Gogo as Emperor Zemus, walking across hot coals and Lego

August 4, 2017

Since I woke up at 7:30 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Hester’s husband Ni and a suite inspector guy came by later at 10:35 for the annual suite inspection. I got the suite inspector guy (who said that the sink was losing its shine – DUH?!) to help me remove that dead mouse […]

Where were you? / Bowser and responsibility / Question mark treasure chests!

July 30, 2017

My Internet connection seemed really spotty today, so I had to call up Shaw at 4:10 when my phone lines actually worked and investigate. I got an older lady named Joan in Nanaimo who ran me through a speed test, and said that my upload / download speeds were actually pretty good. Luckily, it seemed […]

Fighting the funny Negative Man from MOTHER 3 with his very emo quotes!

July 28, 2017

These were cobbled together from two separate Youtube videos, as my MOTHER 3 game is saved already in Chapter 8 at the point of no return in New Pork City, so I can’t go back to Argilla Pass in Chapter 7 to fight Negative Man again. You encountered Negative Man! Negative Man moaned, “Just get […]

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

Gungho faking it in Mysidia, Freek de Jonge and Hella Asser, serving sizes

July 18, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later on, I learned that I’m an aunt again to Nephew #4, Henry, who was born at about 6 AM! I approve of the first and middle names. In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Strago and the party defeat Astos […]