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Surgate Ghetto: Joys of Cooking with Soylent Green, Tzepish, Jack the Ripper!

December 10, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Surgate Ghetto. The soldiers ask them who they are. “Galuf Halm Baldesion. I believe you have six warrants for my arrest.” Apparently, criminals are treated like royalty there, but they still hate Jews like Faris! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library […]

56 hours and 30 minutes for the ETERNAL CRYSTALS hack! / Kayci A. Harris?!

December 8, 2017

Shiv let me know on Discord that he got my Christmas card and postcards, and he even said that the postcards were lovely. So much better than a certain other person, although I don’t expect much out of him nowadays. It took me 56 hours and 30 minutes BEFORE battling Kefka as the Dark Cloud […]

666 gil for defeating a Water Buzz enemy! / Cooming soon?! / Seniors citizens?!

November 28, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 5-2. In FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, the party gets 666 gil for defeating three Water Buzz enemies near the Big Bridge and Tzepish’s Castle. Julie M. saw this commercial for Little Apple Market in Allentown, PA. COOMING SOON?! In the same Little Apple […]

This green button opens up an important path! / Have faith in your badass self!

November 4, 2017

Sean Slaney from Ferris and Palmer found me on Facebook – probably from Lisa B. – and added me. We also briefly chatted on FB messenger, which is nice. No, I never went to Burnett for regular school, but probably for Chinese School 30 years ago! John Powell asked if I wanted to meet him […]

Frankenstein dancing! / Severed human head! / Charmin pumpkin spice toilet paper

October 29, 2017

From Julie: Frankenstein dancing! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Dr. Archie Carr’s Cave, and comes across these treasure chests. Bartz says, “There’s a severed human head inside! Should we take it?” Yes or no? OF COURSE WE SHOULD! From Vanessa and For Shits and Giggles: Charmin Pumpkin Spice toilet paper! For […]

Zombie King Alexander Tycoon! / Fawcet Bess?! / Spurgeon Elliot Seewald?!

October 27, 2017

My headache was gone when I got up this morning – yay! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris complete the Wind Shrine in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They go upstairs to find the shattered Wind Crystal and Lenna’s father, King Tycoon. Galuf says, “IT’S ZOMBIE KING TYCOON!” King Tycoon says, “I am afraid the bearded one […]

Teach your dragon how to fly! / The curse being lifted on the Cursed Shield!

October 24, 2017

WHITE TEA AND SHOWER TIME! From Krista: A dragon mother teaching her dragon baby how to fly! In FINAL FANTASY VI, you can get an item called the Cursed Shield. The original game allows you to equip it on multiple characters, but the ETERNAL CRYSTALS hack only allows you to equip it on Cyan. Either […]

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Bestiary, #1-312

October 18, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Bestiary! This is the complete bestiary for FINAL FANTASY 5 SPOOF, and all screenshots are from my own playthrough. I’d like to say that this GameFAQs bestiary document helped me a lot; thank you! (as did this one, for more precise directions in certain places) Also, this walkthrough helped me a […]

Honey, lemons, licking a quarter of my ass, new girlfriend looking like a troll

October 2, 2017

I went out briefly at 11:30 – just managing to catch the 407 – to get London Orchards Natural Pure Honey and lemon juice from London Drugs. I was home by 12:15 on a 401! I think I’ll take a shower later. London Orchards Natural Pure Honey! Real Lemon Juice! After going through the Pyramid […]

Disposing of garbage bins! / The flashing tile level in FF1’s Lifespring Grotto!

October 1, 2017

I tried opening an Arm and Hammer toothpaste tube today, and it COULD NOT BE OPENED, so I threw it out! Luckily, my last spare COULD be opened! I went shopping at 3 today on a 407, and got a replacement Vileda pail (the last one had soap scum on it) / Arm and Hammer […]