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Technology space dragon, copper purple dragon eye, green and gold dragon

March 12, 2017

I saw Hester sweeping outside in the rain just now at 10:15 PM. What the heck?! DO IT TOMORROW WHEN IT ISN’T DARK, LADY! From Krista: Technology space dragon! From Dragons: Copper purple dragon eye! Reminds me of the eye from BREATH OF FIRE II, and Sauron’s eye from LORD OF THE RINGS. From Dragons: […]

King Cairo, Chyna, and Tyga?! / Use the force, Harry! / Knitted toilet paper?!

December 13, 2016

The Canucks played Carolina at 4 today, and were winning 5-2, but the Hurricanes ended up winning 8-6 at home. WHY DON’T THE CANUCKS KILL PENALTIES?! From Julie: Tyga, Chyna, and King Cairo?! Chris W. sent this Grammarly picture to me. How to offend four groups of geeks in one photo. “Use the force, Harry” […]

LORD OF THE RINGS and HARRY POTTER, astronaut Neil Young, sheep’s clothing

June 17, 2016

From January H.: LORD OF THE RINGS did not rip off HARRY POTTER! From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: Neil Young is not Neil Armstrong, NBC News! The LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD wolf is the wolf in sheep’s clothing?!

Buffet jalapenos labelled as chocolate! / The different types of music stands!

May 22, 2016

From CFOX: At the buffet, we can have jalapenos labelled as chocolate! The different types of music stands: The Leaner, The Graffitied, The Hobbit, The Bully, El Perfecto, Your Friend, The Wire Stand, The Veteran, The Anne Boleyn.

Leap Day, getting back to my original weight, Emperor Spiderman, Baron Venom

February 29, 2016

It’s LEAP DAY! 😀 I’m never going to get back to my original weight. I mean, seriously. Seven pounds and six ounces is not very realistic, is it? (Two pounds and two ounces for me!) Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash… and Baron Venom Balrog […]

Suspicious Tea! / Santa Wii / DQ Blizzards / DILDO dolls in Santa’s workshop?!

December 25, 2015

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE! By using the code 02004224:XX, and replacing XX with a certain value, the first item in Lucas’s inventory will be replaced with an item that goes unused. BA gives you the Suspicious Tea. The Suspicious Tea deals 75-85 HP of damage to a single enemy, and can be bought for 20 DP. […]

Ashley, Amanda, Elizabeth, Casey, Nadine, Josie, bookmarks, and efficiency!

December 4, 2014

Becca (theflyers) finally sent me the HOCKEY POOL Christmas card exchange info on LJ, so I wrote and mailed Christmas cards to Karla M. (and Gary?) / Daniel T. and Michelle W. / Elizabeth M. (call_me_katya) / Ashley G. (mercilynn) / Josie T. (baglady25) / Nadine C. (newfie_dini) / Casey G. (hazel_belle) / Amanda B. […]

Still not liking stout, 24/7, assassination jokes, rush jobs at 7 AM, Thomas and Flint

November 18, 2014

The last time Mike tried stout, it was in 2010! He still doesn’t like it because he believes it tastes like tar. Mike and I discussed my hurtful parents, his phone beeping at him yesterday telling him to meet me at 4 (but we’d had no plans!), months without accidents, meeting him at Oakridge on […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Sl-So (Sorceress_Rin)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSlaapliedje’s Disease Cause: mobile phone radiation Symptoms: drowsiness, ability to fly, flatulence, blocked nose Cure: take a hundred spoons of cod liver oil and come back in the morning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSlackanandaosis Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: […]

4-2 win against Calgary, Eric’s confusing call, Hockey Day, Smaug the Dragon from LOTR

October 8, 2014

FINALLY, HOCKEY IS BACK! It was the first game of the regular season for the Canucks, and they played the Flames at 7. I was very confused when Eric called me at 7:15 from a place with babies in the background noise. He said he was at Dylan’s, so that baby had to be Elysse. […]