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Bad Minoru Aquatic Centre parking! / Impossible recovery of 64,661 magic points!

May 23, 2017

I discovered that Daniel M. (sinsorium) had unfriended one account on Facebook, but not XENIA. That makes the untagging process easier! At 3:30, I went shopping at London Drugs (just managing to catch the 407) for a new plug-and-play Logitech M100 optical mouse (to hopefully solve the cursor-jumping and cursor-drifting problems / the laser precision […]

Ultima Morgan?! / Blood clots and Stalin, sand on Kefka’s boots, dragoon Edgar

February 27, 2017

Somehow, I woke up at 5:20 AM despite going to bed at 11:15 PM… ugh! Teresa says that Gwyneth has been found – PHEW! I looked out the window and saw MORE SNOW! From Julie: Ultima Morgan?! Ultima is a game or a FINAL FANTASY spell or weapon! Anti-Joke Chicken: What was the last thing […]

White dragon with feathery wings, Zulily dragon dish towels, a red dragon onesie

February 26, 2017

Scott C. added me to Facebook – that’s fine, then! Teresa also posted that her daughter Gwyneth is missing. Hopefully, she’s found soon! From Krista: White dragon with feathery wings! Julie S. saw these HERALDRY DRAGON DISH TOWELS / TEA TOWELS by Wild Eye Designs on Zulily! From Vanessa: A red dragon onesie!

A cast iron dragon cooker, ancient mummy curses upon doors, shooting people

January 24, 2017

I dreamed that a library lady gave me four mini-doughnuts in a bunch of random change for the photocopy machines – WTF? Theresa Snell added me to Facebook – DENIED! Kempy added me to Facebook again – okay, then! I picked up my prescription (generic Minoral called Ovima) at 11:15 from the pharmacy next door, […]

Dr. L. Justin Payne is a dentist?! / Turok / Character Count Online / Claws

May 3, 2016

Since Letter Count gives me a weird Apache error message now when it worked fine yesterday, I’ll use Character Count Online instead! This is even better since all the changes are immediately displayed! It’s a lightweight online character count tool with percentages and a WORD COUNT function, too! I called the pharmacy next door to […]

The unrelated Nguyen sisters x2!

February 21, 2016

2012 Presentation High School seniors Alexandra, Angela, Angelica, Elizabeth, Emily, Isabella, Madeline, and Vi Nguyen are NOT related. Well, two of them are twin sisters. Alice, Kim, Theresa, and Vivian Nguyen are similarly unrelated in 2016! “We are not related!”

Hogg-Paradise, Knapp-Sack, Farmer-Plant, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 27, 2016

Hogg-Paradise! Knapp-Sack! Farmer-Plant! Ware-Wolfe! Burger-King! Duer-Early! (do her early) Green-Weiner! Halleran-Schouten! Johnson-Muncher! Fedder-Oates! (fed her oats) Gass-Kramp! Weiner-Happe! Toy-Ohta! Love-Tickle!

Andrew fixed my toilet issue AND my computer’s power supply!

January 26, 2016

When I got back home from the library at 5:30, I happened to see Hester at the door, who said that I had to leave a note next time, so she could alert Rob the handyman. Fine, whatever! Andrew M. came by shortly before 7, saying that he’d come straight from Memory Express since he […]

Staples-Bottoms, Toole-Burns, Whyde-Hole, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 18, 2016

Switchblade Symphony, “Sleep” Staples-Bottoms! Toole-Burns! Whyde-Hole! Piccirilli-Pecorelli! Smelley-Farkas! Royle-Weiner! Schmitt-Head! Long-Ouch! Cannon-Bottom! Bird-Bath! Good-Lauck! Gross-Tingley! DeMoney-Hyder! Sell-Schmehl! Goosie-Gander! Making this one even better, they both live in GOOSE CREEK, South Carolina! Dunn-Eaton! Macaroni-Cheves! Olah-Sailer! Eggen-Stake!

White-Power, Johnson-Holder, Crapp-Beer, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 14, 2016

White-Power! What makes this even better is that they’re black! Johnson-Holder! Crapp-Beer! Little-Gay! Hunt-Kapture! Stoker-Dailey! Speedy-Zieper! Wanamaker-Popp! Poore-Sapp! Appel-Bottum! Loveless-Beaver! Seymour-Butts! Pickup-Pigg! Dick-Bender! Busch-Graber! Coke-Head! Dunnam-Favors! (done him favors)